Make sand sculptures, President!

What can't be hidden in the world?

The takeaway hot pot with chili oil leaking out of the packing box, the boxed milk that sucked out the sound in class, and the gossip news from the big mouth.

A post titled "The rich young master is in love with the male secretary, ten fingers clasped in the elevator compartment" exploded the circle of friends at the speed of locusts crossing the border, and within a few days it became the topic of everyone's chat after dinner.

Mr. Xiao accidentally stumbled upon this post while drinking afternoon tea with Secretary Xiang one day.

When did they set off the exciting trend of forbidden love in the office one after another in the upper class?No matter how the other stories are ever-changing, Xiaosha is always full of confidence in himself: the love between the president's secretary is the same, but he and Xiang's secretary must choose one in a million.

Xiao Sha always clicked in with the determination to win that "has been imitated and never surpassed". After reading a few lines, he immediately spit out the freshly imported cold brew.

What "singing from outside the sky resounds through the sandy land that has been dry for 30 years", "the office turns into a love nest", "work and love are both correct, 996 master-level time management", Xiaosha's blue veins burst out and his eyes are angry.

This post restores everything that happened in the elevator that night to a high degree as an eyewitness, and continues to write after looking at pictures with added oil and vinegar. The technique is slightly exaggerated and the content is very eye-catching.

Don't even think about it, the unscrupulous author who completed this masterpiece is Mr. Xiao Wang.

Although the two protagonists of this gossip news were not directly mentioned, those seemingly irrelevant words and sentences were actually whipping him and Xiang's secretary's name, which was no different from naming him by name.

Shock!Eat melon and eat himself.

In addition to feeling deeply about the breadth and depth of Chinese characters and language and culture, Xiao Sha always had to look at Mr. Wang differently: Some people, on the surface, are ignorant and only want to flirt with men, but secretly they are outstanding students of the news media.

Wake up, college students!The school spends so much effort to train you to be a responsible journalist, not to turn you into a humanoid marketing account!Instead of adhering to professional ethics to spread positive energy in society, instead using professional knowledge to create low-quality gossip, how painful is it for your dean to know?

The temporary mud fountain successfully polluted the snacks on the table and the handsome face of the secretary. The latter raised his hand and gently wiped off the coffee with his knuckles, asking, "What's wrong?"

Mr. Sha flipped his wrist and handed the lit phone screen to Secretary Xiang: "The youngest son of the Wang family systematically smeared our personal image!"

Swiping the screen with the secretary's index finger a few times, he quickly browsed through the push with few words and no illustrations, and said calmly: "It's well written."

Mr. Sha almost wondered if Secretary Xiang was also secretly involved in it, otherwise why he could be so calm after passively becoming a gossip actor, with a hint of appreciation in his eyes.

"Your attitude and stance are very problematic. I wonder if you contributed the manuscript on your own initiative!" Mr. Xiao Sha took back his mobile phone, angrily copied his hands, and showed the seriousness when he listened to the regular reply.

"Thinking about it from another angle, this is another new anniversary." Xiang Xiang took out the notebook he carried with him, and solemnly marked a new red circle on the calendar, "To commemorate the first time we made headlines on the entertainment page together. "This alone is enough for this push to stand out in previous economic news and business interviews.

Strange anniversaries have increased again, Mr. Sha can't even keep up with the trend of increasingly deformed love among young people, and he admits that the three-year-old generation gap between the two will soon be comparable to the Great Rift Valley in East Africa.

Xiaosha always moved to the secretary curiously, forcing the other party to hang half of his buttocks in the air like himself, so that he could share a chair at the same time: "Let me see!"

He took out the notebook with a black cover from the secretary, only to see that it was densely packed with circles. In addition to the more normal and basic things like being together, kissing, holding hands, etc., there were also some things that were black history for him. time.

Mr. Sha pushed the man off the chair, and directly occupied the magpie's nest to express his strong dissatisfaction: "Secretary Xiang, did no one tell you that this would make the partner break up?"

Out of the box, why are moments of shame such as hiccupping while kissing, or being caught on the spot wearing a boyfriend's shirt, being recorded?Xiaosha always thought that if this book was accidentally lost, the person who found it would laugh louder than a car's horn on the road.

It is reasonable to suspect that Secretary Xiang was abducted into an illegal organization called "Teaching you to run away with anger", and was thoroughly brainwashed with the theme of "deserving to be single".

Secretary Xiang, who was pushed down, was not angry at all. He stood up straight, stretched out his hand and pressed Xiao Sha's angry head to his waist, patted and comforted him: "Because I think you don't care what you do. They're all cute."

The word cute, regardless of tall, short, fat, thin or personality traits, is a versatile adjective suitable for all lovers.

Feeling the tightening muscles of the secretary's waist and abdomen, Mr. Sha quickly surrendered, saying "I believe you a ghost", but his body honestly directed his two arms to wrap around the other party.

The large-scale forwarding made this gossip rumor continue to ferment, and it was finally discovered by Mr. Sha, the patriarch.

Mr. Sha, who was urgently called back to his old house, was very puzzled. Mr. Sha was as anxious on the phone as the emperor was about to pass away and was about to read out the imperial edict.

As a result, when Mr. Sha rushed back home, he found that there was no fire, no theft, no bankruptcy, and no injuries.

"What's the matter with you old?" He sat down on the sofa, and before he had time to touch the pillow, he was swung by Mr. Sha with a rolling pin.

"?" Mr. Sha, who was almost abused, immediately took off his buttocks and jumped behind Secretary Xiang, clutching the universal shield and howling, "How old are you still going to teach Wolf Dad? What happened to me? You can just say no." It's gone!"

"You still have the nerve to say it?" Lao Sha always got angry, "I will beat you to death today, you unfilial son!"

After Mr. Sha retired, he invited a group of old presidents to play golf and climb mountains. He was very fit. Now he was chasing his son all over the room with a rolling pin, and he didn't feel tired at all.

Mr. Sha, who was driven from the living room to the garden and then jumped in through the window, hid while holding his head and screaming for grievances: "What outrageous thing did I do that made you so cruel to kill your own son?"

Mr. Sha said angrily, "Xiao Xiang is an innocent man, but you actually caught him in an underground affair. How did your mother and I teach you before?"

Mr. Sha immediately retorted: "Where did you hear the fake news?"

Mr. Lao Sha clicked on Moments on his mobile phone, and pulled out the well-known push message: "The evidence is here, and you still want to deny it?" Although he is old, he is not too old to see that this article says It's my son and his son's secretary.

Xiao Sha always turned pale with shock: "How did you see it?"

"Do you really think us old people don't know how to play social software?" Lao Sha gave his son a disgusted look, "What age is it? If people don't know it, you have to do nothing!"

"Don't believe the nonsense of the youngest son of the Wang family, it's because he couldn't deliberately sing bad words about me in courtship!" President Xiao Sha stopped running away, returned to Secretary Xiang and put his shoulders on him, "Secretary Xiang and I are serious. !"

Lao Sha always looked at the good posture of the two brothers, with suspicion on his face.Xiao Sha could only brazenly slap his secretary in front of his father, "Should you believe it now?"

Mr. Sha didn't answer his words, he suddenly turned 180 degrees, facing the studio photo of Sha Di Ao's family of three on his third birthday on the wall of the living room, tears streaming down his face: "Ao Ao damn, someone is finally willing to take back our son! "

Is there anything else in this world that can be recycled besides garbage?

Mr. Sha once again felt the sadness that was not his own.

Xiang also helped to say to the secretary: "Mr. Sha, we are seriously managing our relationship with the purpose of getting married."

"Hey, Xiao Xiang, I have wronged you. My son must have given you a lot of anger." Mr. Lao Sha solemnly handed the rolling pin pinned to his waist to the "daughter-in-law", "Don't feel sorry for him, I don't treat you well." Well, boldly defend your rights. The country and the law will protect you, and before a fair trial comes, you should use this to resist.”

Seeing that the abuse was about to develop into domestic violence, Xiao Sha, the person with the lowest family status in the center of the storm, made a desperate voice: "Am I actually a person who plays with emotions in your heart?"

Mr. Lao Sha snorted: "To be able to write this kind of article, you really need to reflect."

Well, this dirty water can't be washed away completely, Xiaosha always chooses to remain silent.

Lao Sha has always had no objection to the relationship between the two children.Their family is well off, they don't need to sell their sons for commercial benefits, and their family has always advocated free love. Before arranging blind dates, they hoped that their sons could make more friends and settle down sooner.

Their family only needs to be innocent for the family background of the "daughter-in-law".I won't say much about Xiang Tiange's personality. When he was selected to be his son's secretary, he had also investigated his family background, so it is natural to know.

It's just that Mr. Sha hasn't noticed the quotation marks around "daughter-in-law".

"Choose a time to make it official." Mr. Sha became very serious, "Our Sha family's happy events have always been spectacular. It's shameful to hide them."

President Xiao Sha obviously understood what "public" meant, and was a little surprised: "This is too fast..."

Mr. Lao Sha glared at his son: "Hurry up, hurry up, if you drag it on, what will you ask Xiao Xiang to do?"

It's not surprising that Mr. Sha, as a kid from a rich family, would get some gossip, but Secretary Xiang, as an ordinary person, has a high probability of becoming a victim of a romantic affair.

Thinking of this, Mr. Sha didn't care whether Secretary Xiang was willing or not, and stood directly on Mr. Sha's side: "Okay."

"It's so hasty, let's get engaged first." Mr. Sha said, "Does Xiao Xiang have any opinions?"

Smiled to the secretary: "All according to your arrangement."

Before going to bed, Mr. Xiao Sha was leaning on the bed and watching the videos his boyfriend had made before. Holding a laptop to the secretary, he followed him to the other side of the bed, and Mr. Sha naturally leaned against his chest.

Secretary Xiang has just taken a shower, and his body is still wet. He wears a dark gray bathrobe with a very tempting deep V, winding all the way to the end between the clear and dark barriers.

He spread out the laptop on his lap, and inserted a small USB flash drive into the port: "Here, let me show you something."

"What?" Mr. Sha took off his earphones, raised his head and sucked on the secretary's chin.

"It's the song I chose." Secretary Xiang touched the skin that was so hot from being kissed, and said warmly, "Look at which song you like, we can do BGM at the engagement banquet."

"Wow! Xiang Tiange! You have been secretly planning for so long?" Mr. Sha immediately got off the human-shaped pillow, turned over and lay on the bed, "So impatient to be the man behind me?"

Sweeping the side of his face with the secretary's fingertips, turning a corner around his lips, and finally stopping on the small earballs: "Yes, and no."

Xiaosha was always tickled by his pinch, and asked while laughing, "It's not what?"

Squinting his eyes to the secretary, he corrected, "It's the man on your body."

Boss Xiao Sha blushed: "Shameless! It's a natural law for the CEO to sleep with the secretary!"

The secretary was eloquent and counterattacked smoothly: "It's just that, I am better at changing fate against the sky."

...what else can I say?Sometimes Xiaosha really wants to slap the secretary's mouth, but the kissing technique is so good, it would be a pity to break it.

just forget it.

Only then did Secretary Xiang remember the business to be done, looked at the computer desktop which was motionless, and asked strangely, "Why do you put it in and it doesn't move?"

Perhaps he was dizzy from the heat from the secretary's body, or he lost his mind when he was teased just now, Mr. Sha actually said: "It's okay to put it in now, don't move, don't forget to come in when the time comes. Just move."

The air suddenly became quiet, and the breathing of both of them tightened suddenly.

Mr. Sha: What did I say?

Xiang Secretary: Is he hinting at me?

Secretary Xiang closed the computer with a "snap", put it on the bedside table with a "snap", put down his glasses with a "snap", and stared very dangerously at the man next to him who was trying to set the fire on fire.

"Do you want it?" When he asked the secretary, his voice was hoarse as if his throat had been scorched by strong alcohol.

"You're the one..." Xiaosha became angry for half a second, and finally gave up covering up completely, and let out a roar of desire and dissatisfaction, "Yes! I am! I want it, will you give it?"

Adults have some needs and don't need to hide them, not to mention that the two have been in a relationship for a while, so this matter is naturally put on the agenda.

The body is always more honest than the mouth, and Xiao Sha always buries her face deeply in the quilt, not daring to look at the secretary's reaction.

How humble is it to take the initiative to courtship?If this spreads, it must not be drawn out of the organization by other domineering presidents?His face is gone!

Secretary Xiang raised Mr. Sha's head, kissed him comfortingly, and said in a low voice, "I wish for it."

……

"You never called me a special pet name." Xiaosha always complained.

Recalling what Mr. Sha said to the secretary tonight, he tentatively called out: "Aoao?"

Only in exchange for Xiao Sha's frown in displeasure.

"Shasha? Didi?" He took out the characters in Mr. Sha's name and read them one by one.

Xiao Sha refused again and again: "Duplicating characters is disgusting!"

"How about calling you... Tiantian?" You are the exclusive cookie bestowed on me by the heavens, and you are the bond of fate that brings us together in the online world.

Good duplication - it doesn't seem so disgusting anymore.

Mr. Sha once again buried his face on the secretary's sweat-covered shoulder, and responded in a low voice: "Yes."

……

This charming dream that has been imagined several times has been deeply buried in his countless nights in the past few years. Now, because of the blessing of real love, it becomes more lingering and vivid when it comes true.

In this wonderful night of exploring the great harmony of life, both of them are the lucky ones whose wishes come true.

The author says:

Mr. Sha: The object is too big, I am not satisfied, can you transplant a shorter one?

To the secretary:?just get used to it

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