Make sand sculptures, President!

Sha Diao left the bedroom with his chest upright, and bowed his head back into the shower room of the guest room. Just now, he couldn't control the sand sculpture gene in his body emotionally. Looking back at it now, it is really shameless to face it.

Sitting up in shock on the dying bed, the clown turned out to be himself!

Not only did he drop banknotes, but he also said "Damn", bad movements, shameful lines, it was a double insult to other people's vision and hearing.The most terrible thing is that his secretary successfully took over this inexplicable scene, and the shock and unwillingness to be treated as a disposable product flashed across his innocent face.

The subordinates who can cooperate with the boss's performance are really dedicated. They couldn't help clapping their hands and shouting wonderful after seeing the Frog Seed in Mickey Mouse Wonderful House.

The big dragon and phoenix came out early in the morning, which made Sha Diao exhausted physically and mentally. Standing under the luxurious shower head, Sha Di Ao enjoyed the water flowing from the top of his head, over his waist, and then down his calves. He wished he could jump into the grapefruit leaf pool now. Wash away all bad luck.

The hot water dispelled his fatigue well. He pushed open the glass door and walked to the sink. The liquefied mist remained on the glass, covering the owner's handsome face with a mysterious veil.

Sha Diao raised his hand to wipe it, and casually shook his head back, raised his sexy tight forearm and sent his fingers to the wet hair.He sat on the comb with his fingers, and in a few seconds he pulled out a big back hair full of messy and wild feeling. Mr. Sha squinted his eyes slightly, admiring the picture in the mirror with satisfaction, which is enough to fascinate species of all ages without the need for money to smear and care handsome face -

Wait, money.

In the mirror, Sadio's expression is gradually distorted, and he has successfully integrated into the Picasso school, and even has a tendency to surpass the classics.

Help, all he threw on the bed just now were three hundred-yuan bills, and the rest were just bits and pieces.With such a disdainful expression and tone for just three hundred and tens of dollars, how can this be a president with hundreds of millions of contracts in a luxury car? Soil boss!

Mistake, woohoo, the mobile payment era has left the domineering CEO with only a wallet nowhere to show off his charm.

In front of Shadi Ao, a chicken wearing roller skates rushing down the slope appeared. It is really the biggest chicken in the world!No, Ji!

Xiaosha, who has a face and skin and loves face, always doesn't want to face the reality, so he hides back to the company in advance after washing up without waiting for the secretary.Today, no, he didn't want to see that garbage secretary for a short time, so he approved a long vacation for him in the company's human resources management system.

The kind without pay, small punishment and big punishment!

Shadiao firmly believes that truly successful people can still fight their way through the market single-handedly without the assistance of their right-hand men.Isn't it just the lack of a professional secretary? God knows he won't admit defeat!

At the end of the day, he held a conference by himself, met with clients, signed a contract, and went to the banquet alone.It's a good feeling to be alone, the good thing is that you have to speak out in person for everything, and your throat is smoked, you can eat and drink without someone to serve you, and you are almost lost when you are hit by a bunch of vulgar fans...

Sing to heaven!come back quickly!I can't bear it alone!

Xiaosha always broke away from the innumerable salty pig hands who wanted to get rich tonight, fled into the toilet cubicle, and uttered Qiong Yao's shocking monologue in his most hated inferior lemon-flavored toilet freshener: One day, miss him, miss him, miss him!

What kind of modern demon concubine is this, who can ruin the country and the people, and can make herself half crippled on the dragon chair?

Xiao Sha, who is used to being protected and taken care of, really can't do without Secretary Xiang.In desperation, he had no choice but to call the personnel department to cancel the leave given to the secretary in the system, and ordered the latter to teleport to work tomorrow.

In the morning, I just got angry and forced people to take a vacation, and then canceled it immediately before the end of the day. It's like playing house with a child, it's really embarrassing!

Being summoned by the public security organ for investigation and interrogation, there is still 48 hours of detention. Xiang Tiange's failure to report his knowledge this morning is an unforgivable crime. Already forgive each other!

He will never be the first to lower his proud head!Unless...unless Xiang Tiange came to coax him first!

Early the next morning, Xiao Sha got into his luxury car as usual.

"Go directly to the company, Mr. Sha?"

Sha Diao was still looking down at the documents with his tablet, but he was stunned when he heard this sound.Was Xiang Tiange's vocal chords sent to the West Factory last night for remodeling? It was dry and almost broken, and every word trembled twice and turned seven or eight times, which made him want to crack in place early in the morning.

Sha Diao couldn't help but looked up at the driver's seat, facing a strange face.It was only then that he remembered that it was not Secretary Xiang who was in the driver's seat, but Xiao Liu who was randomly ordered to be the driver at the president's office yesterday.

Xiao Liu has been in the CEO's office for two years, and usually can only face the president across the office and do peripheral work. He has never been close to President Xiao Sha, so he cannot be called Secretary Liu.It's not that Xiao Liu doesn't want to make progress, but that he really doesn't have a chance.

Secretary Xiang and Mr. Sha, the male and female version of the Phoenix Legend of Shadi Group, appear in each other's field of vision all the time, and they seem to dare to break with the king only when they are in harmony with each other.

He and other people in the president's office often feel desperate because of the fact that even if they are as thin as a needle, they can't get between the secretary and Mr. Sha.

Xiao Liu, who has been working as lemon essence for two years, came into reality in his dreams, thinking that he was about to take off the poverty hat of "Liu clerk" and rush to a new well-off society in a happy workplace. collapsed" feeling.

"..."

what to do!Xiaosha always seems a little unhappy?

Xiao Liu looked at Xiao Sha's face that was as black as a car, and he was sweating profusely for a while.Sure enough, a companion is like a tiger, most of the pies that fall from the sky are poisonous, there is no shortcut to poverty alleviation, it depends on one step at a time, opportunism is not an option!

Shadio rubbed his temples, and turned off the tablet screen distractedly: "Shut up, drive, and go to the company."

Although I really don't want to admit it, my body is used to Xiang's secretary's driving skills.In addition, Comrade Xiao Liu seemed to be driving a bumper car, and he didn't know if he had someone to take the test for his driver's license. Mr. Xiao Sha's stomach was upset along the way today, and he wanted to jump off the car every second.

It's unreasonable, obviously the secretary offended the boss, why should the boss suffer!

The only luxury car in the world just drove into the president's exclusive parking space, and before it came to a complete stop, Mr. Sha couldn't wait to push the door and get out of the car.He ran towards the elevator hall with a pale face, he just wanted to go back to his warm and comfortable office to relax, because the dim eyesight caused by his stomach discomfort made him successfully enter the wrong elevator.

The elevator stopped when it reached the first floor. Under Mr. Sha's strange gaze, the elevator door slowly opened, staring dryly at the staff standing outside the door.

Sha Diao frowned, suppressing a trace of surprise.Who is so bold as to press the president's exclusive elevator?

The people outside were puzzled, and the people inside refused to let go until the elevator sounded an alarm because it was timed out.

Finally, an employee couldn't help but say: "Well, Mr. Sha, why did you take the employee elevator today..."

"What nonsense!" Another person interrupted him, and hurriedly laughed with him, "Where Xiaosha is always, there is the exclusive elevator."

The rest of the people echoed, "Yes, yes!"

Shadiao's indifferent mask began to crack. He looked at the elevator car carefully, and there were no familiar world famous paintings and elegant aromatherapy——

Xiao Liu's driving skills are so good that he can lose his eyeballs.

Little Sha, who realized later that he had taken the wrong elevator, was in a dilemma for a while. Amidst the piercing siren, a heavenly male voice came in time: "Sorry, everyone, please get on the elevator."

It's him, it's him, it's him!The man walked out of the crowd wearing a three-piece exquisite handmade suit, and his shiny leather shoes rubbed against the ground, leaving an elegant arc in the air.

Secretary Xiang showed up in time with his semi-permanent smile, walked into the elevator first and stood next to Mr. Sha, regardless of whether the boss agreed or not, he arranged for the staff who were about to be late to enter the elevator one by one.

Mr. Xiaosha glared at his secretary: What are you doing again?

Smile to the secretary: I am helping you create a good boss image who experiences the life of subordinates and cares about employees.

... I thank you, okay?There are [-] roads leading to Rome, you have to choose a small dirt road to pit me, dare to say that it is not because of losing your temper yesterday, a big man is too embarrassed to be stingy!

Mr. Sha, who accidentally scolded himself, can no longer control so much.He hadn't experienced the employee elevator during working hours for a long time, and he was pitifully huddled in the corner at this moment, and suddenly felt that the oxygen concentration in the air had dropped to a critical value where he could not breathe.

The homely taste of fried cakes, fried dough sticks, pancakes and fruit mixed with the foreign flavor of pork tenderloin panini. In this sardine-like car, there was a wonderful collision of Chinese and Western, which almost did not disappoint the already uncomfortable little one. Mr. Sha performed a rainbow spit on the spot.

The staff elevators stopped frequently on different floors, and Shadiao could only hold his breath, trying to press down the discomfort of stomach cramps, and was forced to have physiological tears from the corners of his eyes.

Suddenly, his secretary raised two arms, put one hand on the elevator car, and the other hand supported his neck, and pressed his head to his chest in an extremely forceful posture——

For a moment, Shadio's nostrils filled with a familiar breath, with the body temperature of an adult man, like the scented candles he habitually lit before going to bed, and like the good night song his mother sang to him when he was a child. A quiet and gentle force surrounded him, teasing him silently.

Secretary Xiang is taller than Mr. Sha, and now he hides Mr. Sha's head in his suit jacket, making the other party look like an ostrich curled up on his chest.He couldn't help but lowered his body and said, "I sprayed your favorite jasmine green tea today."

Surprised that he was lying on the secretary's chest in an extremely weird posture and being molested by the other party, Mr. Sha finally remembered to struggle, but found that in addition to his body being comfortable, his waist and legs were also softening. It's cats acting like a spoiled child.

...It's horrible, is this the aphrodisiac for walking?But why is he not immune to it? ! !

Shocked, Secretary Xiang didn't want to loosen his grip at all, but moved closer to his face again, and the warm breath successfully dyed his earlobes crimson:

"I also wore the suit you gave me for the first time."

Mr. Sha's thoughts suddenly flew a long way, and he thought of Secretary Xiang, a newcomer who had just joined the job and had a pure heart.

At that time, Secretary Xiang had just graduated from university, and every day he wore a supermodel face and wore a 200-yuan old shirt from a fast-selling brand by his side. Apart from his appearance that could keep pace with him, there was nowhere to match him from head to toe. comparable to.

Mr. Sha is always full of question marks every day, and he pays his secretary a five-star salary, why does he still dress like a food stall every day?When you go outside, others will think that you are a perverted boss who treats his subordinates harshly.

In order to stifle the rumors in the cradle, Mr. Sha showed mercy and bought a set of high-end handmade suits for his secretary, and gave him a card at the clothing store he frequented so that he could spend as he wished, repeatedly instructing him to keep the The wardrobe full of cheap aesthetics is cleaned from the inside out.

Later, the little secretary struggled to become a big secretary, from a poor boy to a fairly rich boy, and most of the wardrobe became the clothes he bought.

Secretary Xiang, who has just joined the job, is not a male protagonist with golden fingers at all. He is often bullied and made detours, but fortunately, he is taken care of by Mr. Sha.Those expensive suits were a sign of his weakness when he was young and immature. Secretary Xiang is a person with strong self-esteem. He wants to prove that he has enough ability to stand beside that person, so he locks them in the cabinet , rarely touch again.

But sometimes, I have to wrong myself to make an exception.

When?Of course it is now.

But Xiaosha kept his mouth shut and didn't want to buy it at all.

Can you do whatever you want in the first suit you gave me?Stretch your legs like you are stepping on a red carpet, take two steps and think you are on the runway, now you still want to satisfy your sudden surge of drama addiction in the elevator?

"Let go!" Mr. Sha shouted in a low voice.

Smiling to the secretary, he said, "It's better not to move around, it won't be good to attract attention later."

Hurrah!Sha Di was so angry that he was not ashamed to openly eat his boss's tofu in public during working hours, so he wanted to press the help button in the elevator immediately and asked the staff to call the police for him.

Afraid of being discovered by other staff and causing unnecessary gossip, Xiao Sha can only shrink in the corner of the elevator and swallow his anger.He had never seen such a wimpy CEO who was so spineless and overwhelmed by his secretary!

After finally waiting for everyone else to get off the elevator, Shadio pushed the people on him away, and immediately stuck to the other side of the diagonal line, keeping the farthest distance possible from the satyr in the narrow space.

"Mr. Sha."

Prime Minister Xiao Sha didn't want to answer when he heard Secretary Xiang calling him.Old debts were not cleared and new ones were added, this secretary was clearly relying on himself not to fire him, so he frantically danced in his own minefield!

Well, Mr. Sha snorted, and he really wouldn't fire him easily.

"Why are you blushing?"

fire!fire!Must be fired!

Sha Diao turned his head back in astonishment, and expressed his heartfelt emotion to the smiling yet malicious eyes:

Time is really something that catches people off guard. At the beginning, the young boy who would blush when he did something wrong has grown into an old fritter who has broken the law and is still indifferent.

The elevator door opened, and Sha Diao walked away, cursing in his heart:

I was really blind at the beginning, thinking that I picked up a poor little milk dog, but I didn't know that it was a wolf!

It is unforgivable!

The author says:

Mr. Sha: My secretary seems to be a little abnormal recently, old men, what do you think I should do?