freeze time
Chapter 54
Life is warm and ordinary, but without the second brother, it really means calm.
The gate of time and space seemed to be closed instantly.There is no longer any intention of opening.Zhang Jinyu is happy, she is used to the human life on Earth, and if she goes back, it might be troublesome.Therefore, the life of eating, drinking, drinking, playing and playing is still going on.
Recently, the corners of Dou Minjun's mouth have been maintaining a kind of smile, exuding a kind of joy all over his body. This appearance made the colleagues in the office who have been watching him paralyzed for many years dumbfounded.
The reason is the same, through his combination of theory and practice, and his unremitting efforts, Jin Yu finally has it.
Now he can be said to be in good spirits on happy occasions, and he is always smiling everywhere.
"Du Minjun, you said that other people are pregnant in ten months, will I give birth to a gourd baby in three months?" Zhang Jinyu's current thoughts have drifted to outer space.
Do Minjun looked at him with doting eyes, and then said slowly: "I believe my son will be obedient."
"How do you know it's a son? I like daughters better." She deliberately confronted him.
"Intuition." I don't know if Du Minjun has been with Zhang Jinyu too much, the genes have been fused, and the superpowers have been transferred.
"Your intuition is not B-ultrasound!" She curled her lips and said.
"This genius doctor can detect it with the naked eye." He smiled and said complacently.
"Secretly, I've already guessed it." She was teasing him on purpose.
"Did you secretly make an engagement with Huijing and say that you will marry their little tomato. That girl is too skinny, I'm afraid the baby in my belly won't be able to control it."
"I believe in my son." Dou Minjun said with a wicked smile.
In this way, they looked forward to the arrival of the little bun day by day.
Jin Yuniu is also living like a duck to water these days.The husband hurts, the parents love, and the child in the belly is obedient.She can now freely use the power of thought to transfer objects.For example, to drink a glass of water, you don't need to get up by yourself, as long as you roll your eyes, the water glass will automatically run into her hand.This kind of life has developed a kind of inertia, and she always lies on the recliner with her round belly.
So much so that later, when Zhang Jinyu entered the stage of waiting for labor, she realized that she seemed to be really fat. She couldn't control her mouth or her growing belly, so she could only hug Dou Minjun and chatter endlessly: "I'm fat, You can't let me go."
"It's fat, I think it's still malnourished." Du Minjun looked at it with a very scientific eye, "It's just that we need to move more."
Zhang Jinyu went out for a walk with Dou Minjun on her arm, and happened to meet Qian Songyi running at night, so she went up to strike up a conversation and said, "Songyi, where are Huijing and Little Tomato?"
"Here, where is it? Our Tomatoes are smart. They never bother my mother, but love to cling to my father." Qian Songyi pointed to a distant place where Li Huijing was chasing the little Tomato who had just learned to walk.Little Tomato looks so cute. Hui Jing is afraid that she will fall, so she always supports her in a circle with her hands and follows behind to protect her.It is also difficult to maintain such a posture for this tall and tall man, this is the power of fatherly love.
"It will be good for our baby to cling to you from now on." Zhang Jinyu leaned over and whispered in Dou Minjun's ear.
"Okay." He is completely an idiot for his son now, the problem is that the baby hasn't landed yet.
Qian Songyi clung to Zhang Jinyu's stomach and listened with great interest, then stuck out her tongue and said, "I'm really curious what the alien baby will look like."
"That's right, I don't want to be like Du Minjun with a paralyzed face and no words." Zhang Jinyu couldn't help but fantasize and shook her head vigorously.
"I'm still afraid, what should he do if he doesn't learn anything and learns your stupidity." Dou Minjun countered.
"Ah, I'm very smart, okay!" She stomped her foot to express her dissatisfaction.
"It's really interesting." Qian Songyi looked at the two of them and grinned.
Li Huijing also followed the sound, hugged her daughter with a bright smile, stretched her neck and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Little Tomato is so cute." Zhang Jinyu couldn't help pinching Little Tomato's tender face, and made funny faces at her to tease her. Although Little Tomato was skinny, it was carved out of the same mold as Qian Songyi, sweet and pleasant. One can't help but want to take a bite.
"Remember our agreement." Do Minjun and Li Huijing lightly clapped their hands.
"What agreement?" The two women asked in unison.
"Are you married?" Zhang Jinyu came to her senses.
On the contrary, Qian Songyi was stunned for a few seconds, and shouted at them: "Isn't this a sister-brother relationship?! It's an arranged marriage across the stars. Have you asked our Little Tomato, did she agree?"
Before she finished speaking, Li Huijing covered her mouth.He smiled apologetically at Dou Minjun and Zhang Jinyu, and said, "It's a deal."
"It seems to be a relationship between siblings." After Qian Songyi and the others left, Zhang Jinyu was still struggling with this issue.
In fact, Do Min Joon made an appointment with Li Huijing because Li Huijing was one step ahead of the two of them enjoying the world of two people. Ever since Cheon Song Yi gave birth to Tomato, Li Huijing has been showing off in front of him a lot.That guy was simply a fool for his daughter, and in the end, Dou Minjun couldn't help but want to make a human as soon as possible.It is undeniable that he was envious and jealous.
Finally, on a bright morning, Zhang Jinyu's stomach cramped like never before.
After being sent to the hospital, she gave birth very smoothly.Do Min Joon entered the delivery room after strongly demanding and showing his doctor's certificate.When he saw his own son coming out of the mother's womb, he wept with joy.
The nurse slapped Xiao Baozi's butt vigorously, but he just didn't cry.It's fine if you don't cry, but Xiao Baozi smiled cheerfully, not at all like a newborn baby.
Seeing his good son, Dou Minjun couldn't help snatching it away.This baby is just like his own mother, smiling silly.There is only one kind of fulfilling feeling in my heart: I will be able to bear it in the future.
Zhang Jinyu married him a very nice name called Dudu, which completely replaced his father's pet name.
Later, Jinyu also raised a little Yorkie called dodo, so that when it was time to eat, she called out: "Dudou." You could see that everyone, a baby, and a dog were all sitting at the dining table, happily .
Then she would always tease Dou Minjun, saying: "I called my son and dog, not you!"
Dudu looks very cute, with big glasses flickering, small nose is very clever, and there are iconic dimples at the corners of his mouth.With a watermelon head shaved, she looks cuter and prettier than a girl.Sometimes Zhang Jinyu would even tie his pigtails into a braid when he was bored. With an apple head shape and a slight smile, he fascinated all women from one year old to 80 years old.
Dou Minjun loves and feels helpless towards this son.He has a cute little face, and he can't help being molested by the strange aunts. When he does, he will hide behind himself, say nothing, and say proudly with a pout: "The Shallow woman."
These superficial women naturally stretched out their claws on the baby daddy, so that later, Du Minjun didn't dare to send his son to kindergarten.What's even more helpless is that Dudu also has an unreliable mommy with a lolita face who asks him to call her every day: "Sister."
The Du family's family rules are very strict, and all creatures except Zhang Jinyu must listen to Du Minjun.So Dudu had to recite the "Three Character Classic" with his father after breakfast.
"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good." Du Minjun read every word like a teacher in ancient times.
Dudu will read along, but there will be a lot of questions, his favorite is to ask: "Why?"
"Why are people kind, but Mommy is very bad, she always puts pigtails on me, I am a real man, and she is also stupid, why doesn't she need to study? And Aunt Song Yi always likes to pinch me If you don’t let me play with Elder Sister Tomato, isn’t she also kind?”
"This... this sentence means that human nature is kind." Du Minjun explained patiently, "Mommy, she still knows the Three Character Classic. Aunt Song Yi pinches you because she likes you."
In the next second, the little boy Dudu threw himself on Dou Minjun, pinched his face no matter how big or small, and started playing with great interest.
Then, seeing Dou Minjun's serious face, he smirked at him cutely, strangely heartless, rubbed his face embarrassingly and said in a blink of an eye, "Dad, I'm kind too, and I'm also kind." I like you very much, that's why I pinched you, pinching you means loving you." Finally, he held Dou Minjun's face and gave a sweet kiss.
"Stinky boy, I really have nothing to do with you." The kid in his family has a sweet mouth and doesn't know who he learned from, and he doesn't know who he learned from this character.Do Min Joon has absolutely no ability to parry.
However, Dudu's intelligence is also innate.
He can walk at three months, talk at five months, recite poems at one year old, and ride a horse and play the piano at three years old.Do Min Joon is convinced of this, and his son still inherits his intelligence.
The most important thing is that he also learned to retain his strength, and then make a living by being cute.
Dudu's biggest weakness is that he can be easily abducted with a small snack.
Qian Yunzai is the one who is most curious about alien babies, but also the worst one.
Both Zhang Jinyu and Dou Minjun don't allow Dudu to eat snacks, because children get angry if they eat too much.Although they are aliens, they still have to follow the way of thinking of people on earth.
Qian Yunzai always tempts Dudu with snacks in order to let Dudu play with him.
"Du Du, brother is here." He always hid the candy first, and then went to visit Dou Minjun's house.
"You're an uncle now, don't pretend to be tender." Zhang Jinyu always complained when she saw him.
"Auntie, everyone in my family calls me brother." Zhang Jinyu, who was called Aji's mother, was speechless.
"Brother Yunzai, are we going to see the stars?" Dudu winked at Qianyunzai, then sweetly ran up to Zhang Jinyu to act coquettishly, and followed Qianyunzai away.
When he was in a place where no one was around, he would immediately stretch out his hand, spread his small palm and said proudly, "Sugar."
"Shout brother and give it."
"It's good to be cool at my mommy's place. Sugar."
"Little devil, let's call out!..." Now Huan Yun was acting like a spoiled child.
"Grandpa, candy." He still had a paralyzed face, reaching out for candy.
"Ah, you are not cute at all, you are exactly like your father." It turned out that he was well-behaved in front of others, but with a black belly paralyzed in the back.
"Let's make a discussion. There are Belgian chocolates for Little Tomato that Aunt Song Yi treasured in that cabinet. If you go and get them secretly, those chocolates are all yours, and I will give you candy rewards!~" Yun Zai make bad way.
Dudu didn't have any objection, stepped on Lingbo Microwave, and moved over with a small body.Then he used a strange force that he didn't know where to come from, and he easily got the big pot of chocolates in his hand.Next, Qian Yun is studying the telescope, eating sweets, this picture is perfectly matched, and it looks harmonious.
He would obediently go home after eating and drinking, and then continued to pester Zhang Jinyu for snacks.His soft and hard foam can naturally get a little bit.
When Dudu sneaked out the candy from Songyi’s house and hid in his small room, eating with relish, Qian Songyi’s roar came from the next door: “Which guy stole my chocolate, I’m going to tear him up Wan Duan."
In the next second, Li Huijing suffered a disaster, and was affected to ask if he stole it for Little Tomato to eat.Little Tomato was the first to retort, saying coldly: "I don't like that taste."
When asked about Qian Yun's presence, he also raised his head and shook his head and said, "Do you think I'm a child? Since I was a child, I didn't like to eat, and I'm not like you!~"
"That's angry stock! Ghost?!" Qian Songyi continued to growl, this is the sugar-free chocolate that she spent a lot of money to lose weight, she almost cried without tears.
Du Du inherited Du Minjun's ear, so he naturally heard them all.And he just rubbed his ears, and complained in his heart: "Auntie Songyi has such a loud voice!" Then he continued to eat chocolate happily.Sure enough, it is a foreign product, and it is really delicious!
Dudu's smooth ears are naturally not invincible, and he is not without troubles.For example, in the middle of the night, he was always attracted by the voices of his parents in the next room.
What the hell are they doing to make such a loud noise, ummm, and the sound of the bed swinging.Didn't they know it would disturb his sleep?
The next day, you can see Du Minjun and Zhang Jinyu eating breakfast very greasy, while Dudu pokes the small bowl silently with a sullen face, with a sullen expression on his face.
"My little baby, what's the matter with you? Are you feeling unwell?" Jinyu's mother would naturally step forward to care.
"Can you be quieter at night, I can't sleep." He said expressionlessly.
I saw Zhang Jinyu's face change from white to red and then to livid, but Du Minjun still flipped through the newspaper calmly, and then said silently: "If you want a younger sister, please bear with it a little bit."
Du Du said that this patience is how many times to bear! !Although he also wants a beautiful sister.The small facial features on the small face are all tangled together~
Although Dudu is smart, he has a handsome face, his paralyzed expression and dark personality are probably inherited from Du Minjun.Occasionally he would smile so foolishly, and occasionally make a little confusion, which is considered cute, but the funniest thing is that he has inherited Zhang Jinyu's wonderful superpowers impartially.
Such as conduction.
If it is cloudy, Dudu will become a semiconductor.With just a light touch, human hair will automatically stand on end, which is static electricity.If the person he doesn't like, he will automatically increase the power, and the person will feel a 100-volt current flowing through the whole body from top to bottom, ranging from tingling to severe to feeling like being clicked.
This seems to be Dudu's own self-defense technique, at least more reliable than his mother who can only flush the phone.
But probably because of his young age, he can't control his strength well.Some electrical appliances crashed as soon as he touched them, and sparks burst out.
At this time, Xiao Dudu would look at Zhang Jinyu with cute and tangled eyes and say without tears: "I didn't do it on purpose, they broke it by themselves!"
Zhang Jinyu could only shake her head helplessly, then looked at Du Minjun with the same cute eyes and said, "Daddy, let me change it." Fortunately, Du Minjun's father is a local tyrant, so he can afford it.
"What do you call this?" She once had a deep discussion with Dou Minjun about her son's superpowers.
Do Min Joon summed it up: "Gene mutation." Added: "Someone's genes are inherently bad."
Like Dou Minjun, Dudu almost hates all girls.Except for his mother, Qian Songyi and his grandmother, there was only one person who would show her dimples and smile sweetly at her.
One day, Dudu had a fever.
It was the first time that Zhang Jinyu and Du Minjun felt what parents on earth were worried about: their child had a headache.
"Could it be burnt?" Zhang Jinyu was in a panic, pacing back and forth.Since Dudu was born, his health has always been beyond ordinary people.In Do Minjun's words: "Strong as a cow." It's strange to think about it this way.
"Could it be like me, not allowed to touch the bar!" Dou Minjun summed up the cause and effect, exclaimed.
"Nonsense, who will feed him wine!" Zhang Jinyu immediately retorted.
"That is, you can't touch saliva and blood." After saying this, the two looked at each other.
Caressing his hot forehead, sweating all over his body, talking nonsense in a daze, but later they heard him clearly, he shouted: "Sister Tomato."
The two of them suddenly realized that it had something to do with Qian Songyi's little tomato.
Dudu's parents stayed by the sick bed all night.The next day, Dudu recovered without any medicine at an astonishing speed. He just stared blankly at his father and mother and asked, "Why don't you sleep soundly in the room?"
"Honey, are you okay?" Jinyu's mother was terrified, and stroked his forehead to check his temperature.
"It's okay." He rolled his big eyes and looked at them clearly.
"Tell mom, did you do something bad when you went to Aunt Songyi's house last night?" Zhang Jinyu asked.Do Min Joon also folded his arms and looked at his son.
Dudu's face slowly turned red.Hesitating, hesitating to speak.Looking at the serious-looking daddy and mommy, I can only tell the truth.
"Yesterday, I played with Sister Tomato. Then I saw Aunt Songyi appearing on the TV. She was kissing someone. Uncle Huijing got angry and walked around the house..."
"Then, the bad guy on TV said: 'I like you'. Then he did this." He pouted his mouth.
"Are you imitating others?" Zhang Jinyu was amused by her son's actions.
"It was Sister Tomato who hugged me, and then this happened." His little face flushed like a red apple, "I heard that I will marry her when I grow up."
Pfft, Zhang Jinyu and Du Minjun didn't hold back, and laughed.
Feeling that their black-bellied and paralyzed son was taken in by that mischievous girl.
"Brat, you are the one who has to take it down, and you are the one who kidnapped her to our house, and you are the one who married her!" Du Minjun returned to his expressionless face, and then corrected him solemnly.This is a serious problem, he can no longer lose to Lee Hwi Kyung.
"I have to think of a way. I can't afford to throw this relative on the street."
"Professor Emotions, you were not the same before."
"Finally found your bad genes! Dou Minjun, let's see if you still dare to laugh at me in the future!"
There are still many days like this, neither salty nor light but very warm.
— Baby, come, eat green peppers.
--I do not want.Why eat this green thing!
- Nutritious.
——Then why can Crayon Shin-chan not eat?
—Smelly boy, don't watch those cartoons that are not nutritious.
——Baby, Sister Tomato loves green peppers very much!
——Then I want to eat too! !
Dou Minjun shook his head helplessly, his son will probably be a strict wife in the future.And what's worse is that he likes a girl from the earth who is darker than himself.Tomato is more arrogant and glamorous than her own mother, so she is definitely not a fuel-efficient character.
However, that marriage is really not worrying about blowing it up.
What comes next can only mean indescribable! ~ It seems that Dou Minjun has to work harder and try to make a small version of Tomato, because he feels that his son is unreliable.
The author has something to say:
In fact, it’s been a long time since I’ve written a special episode. First, I encountered Jinjiang’s big draw, and now I’ve encountered Dasao.
If it really doesn't work, all those scumbags will have to be locked up.Simply tired love.
Mi Zai wanted to start a new article, but it happened at such a time.Just hang a link! ...
New comprehensive Korean drama.Continue to follow the cold and beautiful style of the second grade (no guarantee that it will go wrong)
The heroine's chance encounter system is worn on the body of Zhang Lijing, the bad-hearted female partner in the century-old bride (actually, it's not bad, and the final ending is not bad)
The strategy is for those with facial paralysis, there is a very cheating system, and there are a bunch of fluttering grievances.
The system task is very cheating: it turned out to be a smile from bloggers with paralyzed faces...
In fact, the task is also very simple, as long as the heroine is acting stupid.
There are many facial paralyzed gentlemen, Cui Jiangzhou from Baixin, Jinyuan Ouba from Successor, Lord Master from Master, Heung Jun Oppa from Whoareu, Xiu Xia from Tingyin, And among the stars, I haven't decided who to write yet.
However, the new article does not dismantle the original CP, and the heroine only loves one, so do other facial paralyzed kings use soy sauce, hey hey.No spoilers, if you like it, go to bookmark it! ! .
I will continue to write in the future, please answer... Jinjiang draws and sweeps quickly! !
PS: I think Xiao Baozi is afraid to post because I wrote it down, so don't hit me! !
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The gate of time and space seemed to be closed instantly.There is no longer any intention of opening.Zhang Jinyu is happy, she is used to the human life on Earth, and if she goes back, it might be troublesome.Therefore, the life of eating, drinking, drinking, playing and playing is still going on.
Recently, the corners of Dou Minjun's mouth have been maintaining a kind of smile, exuding a kind of joy all over his body. This appearance made the colleagues in the office who have been watching him paralyzed for many years dumbfounded.
The reason is the same, through his combination of theory and practice, and his unremitting efforts, Jin Yu finally has it.
Now he can be said to be in good spirits on happy occasions, and he is always smiling everywhere.
"Du Minjun, you said that other people are pregnant in ten months, will I give birth to a gourd baby in three months?" Zhang Jinyu's current thoughts have drifted to outer space.
Do Minjun looked at him with doting eyes, and then said slowly: "I believe my son will be obedient."
"How do you know it's a son? I like daughters better." She deliberately confronted him.
"Intuition." I don't know if Du Minjun has been with Zhang Jinyu too much, the genes have been fused, and the superpowers have been transferred.
"Your intuition is not B-ultrasound!" She curled her lips and said.
"This genius doctor can detect it with the naked eye." He smiled and said complacently.
"Secretly, I've already guessed it." She was teasing him on purpose.
"Did you secretly make an engagement with Huijing and say that you will marry their little tomato. That girl is too skinny, I'm afraid the baby in my belly won't be able to control it."
"I believe in my son." Dou Minjun said with a wicked smile.
In this way, they looked forward to the arrival of the little bun day by day.
Jin Yuniu is also living like a duck to water these days.The husband hurts, the parents love, and the child in the belly is obedient.She can now freely use the power of thought to transfer objects.For example, to drink a glass of water, you don't need to get up by yourself, as long as you roll your eyes, the water glass will automatically run into her hand.This kind of life has developed a kind of inertia, and she always lies on the recliner with her round belly.
So much so that later, when Zhang Jinyu entered the stage of waiting for labor, she realized that she seemed to be really fat. She couldn't control her mouth or her growing belly, so she could only hug Dou Minjun and chatter endlessly: "I'm fat, You can't let me go."
"It's fat, I think it's still malnourished." Du Minjun looked at it with a very scientific eye, "It's just that we need to move more."
Zhang Jinyu went out for a walk with Dou Minjun on her arm, and happened to meet Qian Songyi running at night, so she went up to strike up a conversation and said, "Songyi, where are Huijing and Little Tomato?"
"Here, where is it? Our Tomatoes are smart. They never bother my mother, but love to cling to my father." Qian Songyi pointed to a distant place where Li Huijing was chasing the little Tomato who had just learned to walk.Little Tomato looks so cute. Hui Jing is afraid that she will fall, so she always supports her in a circle with her hands and follows behind to protect her.It is also difficult to maintain such a posture for this tall and tall man, this is the power of fatherly love.
"It will be good for our baby to cling to you from now on." Zhang Jinyu leaned over and whispered in Dou Minjun's ear.
"Okay." He is completely an idiot for his son now, the problem is that the baby hasn't landed yet.
Qian Songyi clung to Zhang Jinyu's stomach and listened with great interest, then stuck out her tongue and said, "I'm really curious what the alien baby will look like."
"That's right, I don't want to be like Du Minjun with a paralyzed face and no words." Zhang Jinyu couldn't help but fantasize and shook her head vigorously.
"I'm still afraid, what should he do if he doesn't learn anything and learns your stupidity." Dou Minjun countered.
"Ah, I'm very smart, okay!" She stomped her foot to express her dissatisfaction.
"It's really interesting." Qian Songyi looked at the two of them and grinned.
Li Huijing also followed the sound, hugged her daughter with a bright smile, stretched her neck and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Little Tomato is so cute." Zhang Jinyu couldn't help pinching Little Tomato's tender face, and made funny faces at her to tease her. Although Little Tomato was skinny, it was carved out of the same mold as Qian Songyi, sweet and pleasant. One can't help but want to take a bite.
"Remember our agreement." Do Minjun and Li Huijing lightly clapped their hands.
"What agreement?" The two women asked in unison.
"Are you married?" Zhang Jinyu came to her senses.
On the contrary, Qian Songyi was stunned for a few seconds, and shouted at them: "Isn't this a sister-brother relationship?! It's an arranged marriage across the stars. Have you asked our Little Tomato, did she agree?"
Before she finished speaking, Li Huijing covered her mouth.He smiled apologetically at Dou Minjun and Zhang Jinyu, and said, "It's a deal."
"It seems to be a relationship between siblings." After Qian Songyi and the others left, Zhang Jinyu was still struggling with this issue.
In fact, Do Min Joon made an appointment with Li Huijing because Li Huijing was one step ahead of the two of them enjoying the world of two people. Ever since Cheon Song Yi gave birth to Tomato, Li Huijing has been showing off in front of him a lot.That guy was simply a fool for his daughter, and in the end, Dou Minjun couldn't help but want to make a human as soon as possible.It is undeniable that he was envious and jealous.
Finally, on a bright morning, Zhang Jinyu's stomach cramped like never before.
After being sent to the hospital, she gave birth very smoothly.Do Min Joon entered the delivery room after strongly demanding and showing his doctor's certificate.When he saw his own son coming out of the mother's womb, he wept with joy.
The nurse slapped Xiao Baozi's butt vigorously, but he just didn't cry.It's fine if you don't cry, but Xiao Baozi smiled cheerfully, not at all like a newborn baby.
Seeing his good son, Dou Minjun couldn't help snatching it away.This baby is just like his own mother, smiling silly.There is only one kind of fulfilling feeling in my heart: I will be able to bear it in the future.
Zhang Jinyu married him a very nice name called Dudu, which completely replaced his father's pet name.
Later, Jinyu also raised a little Yorkie called dodo, so that when it was time to eat, she called out: "Dudou." You could see that everyone, a baby, and a dog were all sitting at the dining table, happily .
Then she would always tease Dou Minjun, saying: "I called my son and dog, not you!"
Dudu looks very cute, with big glasses flickering, small nose is very clever, and there are iconic dimples at the corners of his mouth.With a watermelon head shaved, she looks cuter and prettier than a girl.Sometimes Zhang Jinyu would even tie his pigtails into a braid when he was bored. With an apple head shape and a slight smile, he fascinated all women from one year old to 80 years old.
Dou Minjun loves and feels helpless towards this son.He has a cute little face, and he can't help being molested by the strange aunts. When he does, he will hide behind himself, say nothing, and say proudly with a pout: "The Shallow woman."
These superficial women naturally stretched out their claws on the baby daddy, so that later, Du Minjun didn't dare to send his son to kindergarten.What's even more helpless is that Dudu also has an unreliable mommy with a lolita face who asks him to call her every day: "Sister."
The Du family's family rules are very strict, and all creatures except Zhang Jinyu must listen to Du Minjun.So Dudu had to recite the "Three Character Classic" with his father after breakfast.
"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good." Du Minjun read every word like a teacher in ancient times.
Dudu will read along, but there will be a lot of questions, his favorite is to ask: "Why?"
"Why are people kind, but Mommy is very bad, she always puts pigtails on me, I am a real man, and she is also stupid, why doesn't she need to study? And Aunt Song Yi always likes to pinch me If you don’t let me play with Elder Sister Tomato, isn’t she also kind?”
"This... this sentence means that human nature is kind." Du Minjun explained patiently, "Mommy, she still knows the Three Character Classic. Aunt Song Yi pinches you because she likes you."
In the next second, the little boy Dudu threw himself on Dou Minjun, pinched his face no matter how big or small, and started playing with great interest.
Then, seeing Dou Minjun's serious face, he smirked at him cutely, strangely heartless, rubbed his face embarrassingly and said in a blink of an eye, "Dad, I'm kind too, and I'm also kind." I like you very much, that's why I pinched you, pinching you means loving you." Finally, he held Dou Minjun's face and gave a sweet kiss.
"Stinky boy, I really have nothing to do with you." The kid in his family has a sweet mouth and doesn't know who he learned from, and he doesn't know who he learned from this character.Do Min Joon has absolutely no ability to parry.
However, Dudu's intelligence is also innate.
He can walk at three months, talk at five months, recite poems at one year old, and ride a horse and play the piano at three years old.Do Min Joon is convinced of this, and his son still inherits his intelligence.
The most important thing is that he also learned to retain his strength, and then make a living by being cute.
Dudu's biggest weakness is that he can be easily abducted with a small snack.
Qian Yunzai is the one who is most curious about alien babies, but also the worst one.
Both Zhang Jinyu and Dou Minjun don't allow Dudu to eat snacks, because children get angry if they eat too much.Although they are aliens, they still have to follow the way of thinking of people on earth.
Qian Yunzai always tempts Dudu with snacks in order to let Dudu play with him.
"Du Du, brother is here." He always hid the candy first, and then went to visit Dou Minjun's house.
"You're an uncle now, don't pretend to be tender." Zhang Jinyu always complained when she saw him.
"Auntie, everyone in my family calls me brother." Zhang Jinyu, who was called Aji's mother, was speechless.
"Brother Yunzai, are we going to see the stars?" Dudu winked at Qianyunzai, then sweetly ran up to Zhang Jinyu to act coquettishly, and followed Qianyunzai away.
When he was in a place where no one was around, he would immediately stretch out his hand, spread his small palm and said proudly, "Sugar."
"Shout brother and give it."
"It's good to be cool at my mommy's place. Sugar."
"Little devil, let's call out!..." Now Huan Yun was acting like a spoiled child.
"Grandpa, candy." He still had a paralyzed face, reaching out for candy.
"Ah, you are not cute at all, you are exactly like your father." It turned out that he was well-behaved in front of others, but with a black belly paralyzed in the back.
"Let's make a discussion. There are Belgian chocolates for Little Tomato that Aunt Song Yi treasured in that cabinet. If you go and get them secretly, those chocolates are all yours, and I will give you candy rewards!~" Yun Zai make bad way.
Dudu didn't have any objection, stepped on Lingbo Microwave, and moved over with a small body.Then he used a strange force that he didn't know where to come from, and he easily got the big pot of chocolates in his hand.Next, Qian Yun is studying the telescope, eating sweets, this picture is perfectly matched, and it looks harmonious.
He would obediently go home after eating and drinking, and then continued to pester Zhang Jinyu for snacks.His soft and hard foam can naturally get a little bit.
When Dudu sneaked out the candy from Songyi’s house and hid in his small room, eating with relish, Qian Songyi’s roar came from the next door: “Which guy stole my chocolate, I’m going to tear him up Wan Duan."
In the next second, Li Huijing suffered a disaster, and was affected to ask if he stole it for Little Tomato to eat.Little Tomato was the first to retort, saying coldly: "I don't like that taste."
When asked about Qian Yun's presence, he also raised his head and shook his head and said, "Do you think I'm a child? Since I was a child, I didn't like to eat, and I'm not like you!~"
"That's angry stock! Ghost?!" Qian Songyi continued to growl, this is the sugar-free chocolate that she spent a lot of money to lose weight, she almost cried without tears.
Du Du inherited Du Minjun's ear, so he naturally heard them all.And he just rubbed his ears, and complained in his heart: "Auntie Songyi has such a loud voice!" Then he continued to eat chocolate happily.Sure enough, it is a foreign product, and it is really delicious!
Dudu's smooth ears are naturally not invincible, and he is not without troubles.For example, in the middle of the night, he was always attracted by the voices of his parents in the next room.
What the hell are they doing to make such a loud noise, ummm, and the sound of the bed swinging.Didn't they know it would disturb his sleep?
The next day, you can see Du Minjun and Zhang Jinyu eating breakfast very greasy, while Dudu pokes the small bowl silently with a sullen face, with a sullen expression on his face.
"My little baby, what's the matter with you? Are you feeling unwell?" Jinyu's mother would naturally step forward to care.
"Can you be quieter at night, I can't sleep." He said expressionlessly.
I saw Zhang Jinyu's face change from white to red and then to livid, but Du Minjun still flipped through the newspaper calmly, and then said silently: "If you want a younger sister, please bear with it a little bit."
Du Du said that this patience is how many times to bear! !Although he also wants a beautiful sister.The small facial features on the small face are all tangled together~
Although Dudu is smart, he has a handsome face, his paralyzed expression and dark personality are probably inherited from Du Minjun.Occasionally he would smile so foolishly, and occasionally make a little confusion, which is considered cute, but the funniest thing is that he has inherited Zhang Jinyu's wonderful superpowers impartially.
Such as conduction.
If it is cloudy, Dudu will become a semiconductor.With just a light touch, human hair will automatically stand on end, which is static electricity.If the person he doesn't like, he will automatically increase the power, and the person will feel a 100-volt current flowing through the whole body from top to bottom, ranging from tingling to severe to feeling like being clicked.
This seems to be Dudu's own self-defense technique, at least more reliable than his mother who can only flush the phone.
But probably because of his young age, he can't control his strength well.Some electrical appliances crashed as soon as he touched them, and sparks burst out.
At this time, Xiao Dudu would look at Zhang Jinyu with cute and tangled eyes and say without tears: "I didn't do it on purpose, they broke it by themselves!"
Zhang Jinyu could only shake her head helplessly, then looked at Du Minjun with the same cute eyes and said, "Daddy, let me change it." Fortunately, Du Minjun's father is a local tyrant, so he can afford it.
"What do you call this?" She once had a deep discussion with Dou Minjun about her son's superpowers.
Do Min Joon summed it up: "Gene mutation." Added: "Someone's genes are inherently bad."
Like Dou Minjun, Dudu almost hates all girls.Except for his mother, Qian Songyi and his grandmother, there was only one person who would show her dimples and smile sweetly at her.
One day, Dudu had a fever.
It was the first time that Zhang Jinyu and Du Minjun felt what parents on earth were worried about: their child had a headache.
"Could it be burnt?" Zhang Jinyu was in a panic, pacing back and forth.Since Dudu was born, his health has always been beyond ordinary people.In Do Minjun's words: "Strong as a cow." It's strange to think about it this way.
"Could it be like me, not allowed to touch the bar!" Dou Minjun summed up the cause and effect, exclaimed.
"Nonsense, who will feed him wine!" Zhang Jinyu immediately retorted.
"That is, you can't touch saliva and blood." After saying this, the two looked at each other.
Caressing his hot forehead, sweating all over his body, talking nonsense in a daze, but later they heard him clearly, he shouted: "Sister Tomato."
The two of them suddenly realized that it had something to do with Qian Songyi's little tomato.
Dudu's parents stayed by the sick bed all night.The next day, Dudu recovered without any medicine at an astonishing speed. He just stared blankly at his father and mother and asked, "Why don't you sleep soundly in the room?"
"Honey, are you okay?" Jinyu's mother was terrified, and stroked his forehead to check his temperature.
"It's okay." He rolled his big eyes and looked at them clearly.
"Tell mom, did you do something bad when you went to Aunt Songyi's house last night?" Zhang Jinyu asked.Do Min Joon also folded his arms and looked at his son.
Dudu's face slowly turned red.Hesitating, hesitating to speak.Looking at the serious-looking daddy and mommy, I can only tell the truth.
"Yesterday, I played with Sister Tomato. Then I saw Aunt Songyi appearing on the TV. She was kissing someone. Uncle Huijing got angry and walked around the house..."
"Then, the bad guy on TV said: 'I like you'. Then he did this." He pouted his mouth.
"Are you imitating others?" Zhang Jinyu was amused by her son's actions.
"It was Sister Tomato who hugged me, and then this happened." His little face flushed like a red apple, "I heard that I will marry her when I grow up."
Pfft, Zhang Jinyu and Du Minjun didn't hold back, and laughed.
Feeling that their black-bellied and paralyzed son was taken in by that mischievous girl.
"Brat, you are the one who has to take it down, and you are the one who kidnapped her to our house, and you are the one who married her!" Du Minjun returned to his expressionless face, and then corrected him solemnly.This is a serious problem, he can no longer lose to Lee Hwi Kyung.
"I have to think of a way. I can't afford to throw this relative on the street."
"Professor Emotions, you were not the same before."
"Finally found your bad genes! Dou Minjun, let's see if you still dare to laugh at me in the future!"
There are still many days like this, neither salty nor light but very warm.
— Baby, come, eat green peppers.
--I do not want.Why eat this green thing!
- Nutritious.
——Then why can Crayon Shin-chan not eat?
—Smelly boy, don't watch those cartoons that are not nutritious.
——Baby, Sister Tomato loves green peppers very much!
——Then I want to eat too! !
Dou Minjun shook his head helplessly, his son will probably be a strict wife in the future.And what's worse is that he likes a girl from the earth who is darker than himself.Tomato is more arrogant and glamorous than her own mother, so she is definitely not a fuel-efficient character.
However, that marriage is really not worrying about blowing it up.
What comes next can only mean indescribable! ~ It seems that Dou Minjun has to work harder and try to make a small version of Tomato, because he feels that his son is unreliable.
The author has something to say:
In fact, it’s been a long time since I’ve written a special episode. First, I encountered Jinjiang’s big draw, and now I’ve encountered Dasao.
If it really doesn't work, all those scumbags will have to be locked up.Simply tired love.
Mi Zai wanted to start a new article, but it happened at such a time.Just hang a link! ...
New comprehensive Korean drama.Continue to follow the cold and beautiful style of the second grade (no guarantee that it will go wrong)
The heroine's chance encounter system is worn on the body of Zhang Lijing, the bad-hearted female partner in the century-old bride (actually, it's not bad, and the final ending is not bad)
The strategy is for those with facial paralysis, there is a very cheating system, and there are a bunch of fluttering grievances.
The system task is very cheating: it turned out to be a smile from bloggers with paralyzed faces...
In fact, the task is also very simple, as long as the heroine is acting stupid.
There are many facial paralyzed gentlemen, Cui Jiangzhou from Baixin, Jinyuan Ouba from Successor, Lord Master from Master, Heung Jun Oppa from Whoareu, Xiu Xia from Tingyin, And among the stars, I haven't decided who to write yet.
However, the new article does not dismantle the original CP, and the heroine only loves one, so do other facial paralyzed kings use soy sauce, hey hey.No spoilers, if you like it, go to bookmark it! ! .
I will continue to write in the future, please answer... Jinjiang draws and sweeps quickly! !
PS: I think Xiao Baozi is afraid to post because I wrote it down, so don't hit me! !
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