Kitten's Escape from Marriage

The author has something to say: Happy New Year, let’s send red envelopes—leave me a message. Tuanyuanyuan ate a family meal, Apa put the kitten back to the nest, and Sanniang greeted me happily. Dazhai is about to celebrate the New Year.

So people in the courtyards on both sides got busy, slaughtering pigs and sheep, cooking glutinous rice to make rice wine, and for a while in Dazhai, there was white mist, cooking smoke, and the smell of food permeated every day.

Happy kitten fattening time, this time I brought my baby son to join the ranks of stealing food.

The big cat chews and chews, the kitten scratches grandma with its claws, the kitten's mouth nunu, the big cat puts down the food, and the kitten's mouth can also lick a little taste.

So, by the kitchen of the new building in Dazhai, there were four cat's paws lying in ambush. When a new food appeared, they were the first to touch one to taste the new food. As a result, the big cat's paw was scalded and the small cat's paw was warmed, and the rest was kept in the cat's pocket. , Even eat and take.

When escaping, the big cat was exploring the way ahead, and the kitten was licking the cat's paw tremblingly behind. When his mother ran away, the big cat's paw mentioned Pang Pang, who was still licking the kitten's paw, and quickly flashed past, pretending not to Knowing that the cooks were not careful when they turned their heads, they could also see that the kitty's diaper turned into a kitten's wolf's tail, swept through the air, and quickly hid behind the rockery.If anyone hates to lean over to listen again, they can still hear:

"Grandma, grandma..."

"Huhu...it's still a little hot, it will be fine in a while..."...

Sometimes the busy Hao Ye sees it, and tries to pretend not to see it, but the corners of his mouth are full of spoiling, helplessly watching his wife stealing his food with his son——

It's New Year's Eve, everyone is happy.

But besides stealing food, Mao Zai Zai did not forget to grow up.

Because Pangpang followed the kitten crookedly, he also started to learn to walk.

Carefully, Fatty opened his little fat claws, looking up at the people in Dazhai alone with his small face, his busy steps inside and out were fast and hurried, and he would tremblingly shake forward and back when he wanted to learn two steps , Seeing that he was about to sit down on the muddy floor, he slapped his fat little arms and managed to stabilize himself.

The kitten just breathed a sigh of relief, when Miao Miao shouted while hugging the basket, she saw that Pang Pang, who had to be cautious again and took another step away from the kitten, hadn't stood still yet, and when she turned around, she sat down on the ground with her buttocks peeing behind her. The urine immediately caught the fat ass like a bubble, preventing it from being kissed by the dirt.

Pangpang looked back at his mother, who was rummaging through the basket to eat. Pangpang was in a hurry, his waist was tilted, his paws fell on the ground, he knelt on the ground, stood up cautiously, and ran towards the kitten unbalanced. , hugged the kitten's legs, and stretched out its chubby black paws: "Grandma..." His eyes were shining brightly, and he looked like the food was delicious.

"It's dried dates, you can't eat them!" Kitten lowered his body and hurriedly slapped Pangpang's body with dust. After getting dirty for a while, Sanniang wanted to say that he——

"Look, look, Xiaobai looks white and tender. Putting on a white gown, it won't be dirty for a few days. Your family is fat, and the clothes you just changed are still colored. They are all dirty like a mud pig. How can you be a mother?" If you don’t, I’ll leave it to the nanny.” Just say it, and still pull the diaper that Fatty has turned from white to black, and even Fatty stared wide-eyed and couldn’t believe it was his own.

"Yes...Grandma, yes!" Pangpang swallowed, and simply stretched out two black fat claws.

The kitten couldn't, so he could only break open the big red dates, squeeze the inner flesh a little bit into the fat kitten's mouth.

Fatty pursed his lips, frowned, feeling almost nothing, opened his mouth wide again in a hurry, and tugged at the skirt of the kitten, expressing that he would give him all of them, and he would not be able to eat any of them.

The kitten had been seeded and was going to give it to Pangpang, but Miaomiao knocked it to the ground with one hand: "You dare to give it to him, don't bother with your mother!" Walk.

The kitten hurriedly grabbed Pangpang: "Miao Miao, where are you going?"

Before Miao Miao opened her mouth, Wu Ming, who was passing by on the other side, said, "Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming, everyone is so busy, my father is helping your man with the affairs outside Dazhai. Mother wants to buy and arrange the dishes for the new year, Miao Miao and everyone are helping, as the leader's wife, do you know how to eat?"

The kitten looked sideways, and saw Wu Ming, who was wearing a green cloth skirt, was walking towards the yard over there, holding the little white elephant with one hand and carrying a basket with the other.

"I just know how to reprimand people, and I haven't seen her do anything before. It would be great to help soak some glutinous rice today!" Seeing Wu Ming leave, Miao Miao murmured at the kitten. She was quite dissatisfied. Dare not to be dissatisfied in front of Wu Ming, "If you are unhappy, just bully us!"

"Why isn't she happy?" The kitten got up, letting Pang Pang struggle to grab the basket on tiptoe under Miao Miao, trying to stretch out the fat cat's claws, trying to touch the dates to eat.

"Who knows! It seems to be something about Lingnan... I didn't hear it clearly." Miao Miao found that the basket suddenly became heavy, so she couldn't help but look to the side. Doudou, hurriedly grabbed Pangpang's black paws holding another jujube: "My big cat aunt, look at these black paws? I just washed the dried jujubes."

The kitten's eyes widened. Its black paws were not so black: "I just let him wash them."

Miao Miao shook her head, and casually pointed to the cat's beard with a few clear traces of black claws brushing under the chubby black eyes: "And this face!" Is it like this just after washing?

The kitten squatted down hurriedly, and wanted to wipe Pangpang's face with his sleeve.

"You don't have a handkerchief?" Miao Miao sighed, and finally knew why Hao Ye stipulated that the kitten changed its clothes twice a day in the past, but now it changes four times a day, just like Pangpang, especially before dinner. Have a meal.

The kitten quickly stood up and touched it with its paw: "I seem to have forgotten it in the house."

"Take it!" Miao Miao took the basket to Kitten, took out her handkerchief and squatted down to wipe Fatty's face.

Cat's Claw hugged the basket, and also squatted down, looking carefully at the side.

Pangpang was very cooperative, and obediently looked up at the kitten's face and wiped it for him, feeling that Miaomiao was much gentler than his aunt.

Wiping and rubbing, Miao Miao, who was close to Pangpang and observing carefully, suddenly exclaimed: "Little cat, what are these little dots on Pangpang's face?"

When the kitten heard this, he quickly widened his eyes, and sure enough, he did not know when there were tiny dots on the fat face, distributed on the fat cheeks, like sesame noodles sprinkled down.

Miao Miao exerted a little force, Fatty turned around and was about to run, but fell into the kitten's arms, and sat down on the muddy ground, waving her black paws to prevent Miao Miao from touching it.

The kitten was startled, put down the basket quickly, looked at Pangpang again, and then looked up at Miaomiao.

Miao Miao frowned, she didn't understand, she could only look at the kitten gently and asked, guessing, "Are you going to have acne?"

Before she finished speaking, the kitten's face turned pale, and she immediately hugged Pangpang and ran towards the old man's yard.

"Wait for me!" Miao Miao also picked up the basket and followed her to find her grandma.

Grandma was in the house discussing with Wu Ming what dishes to cook for the New Year.

According to the rules, she stays in the old man's yard for thirty during the Chinese New Year. This year is special. One is that the money in Apa's hands is tight, and the other is that Wu Ming is back. This is the first time she has gone home for the New Year in four or five years. She cannot be neglected. I was thinking about how to use the limited money in my hands to cook a table that looked sumptuous and inexpensive, especially dishes that would not make Apa lose face.

The two of them were thinking hard, but before they came back to their senses, they saw the doors of the house being knocked open one after another.

"Mom, I'm fat and have acne!" The kitten hugged Pang Pang, who hadn't figured out what to say, and the cat's paw hugged Pang Pang, who had just completed the clay doll. The cat's face turned pale with fright.

"Grandma, there are so many red spots on Chubby's face!" Miao Miao rushed in like the wind.

When Sanniang heard this, she immediately frowned, got up and rushed to the kitten, Wu Ming hurriedly pulled the child to her side, and went out from the house, the acne would be contagious.

"Is Fatty all right?"

The kitten hugged Pangpang tightly, and the cat's paws trembled a little. A child with acne could not be blown in the wind, but his Pangpang had been blown in the wind for a long time in the yard, and he didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

Sanniang looked at Xiaopangpang's face carefully over and over again, and frowned: "Little cat, did you not wash Pangpang's face immediately after eating?"

Maoyan Gulu, the default, because every time I wash Pang Pang, Pang Pang cries, so I don't pay attention.

"Grandma, this red dot can't be wiped off!" Miao Miao explained, it's not a mark that hasn't been wiped clean.

"Of course I know that the red spot can't be wiped off!" Sanniang ordered someone to carry a basin of face wash, and at the same time asked Miao Miao to bring a bottle of balm for the kitten.

"Are you all right?" Kitten asked, still hugging Pangpang.

San Niang sighed.

"You're only obedient if you have something to do?" Sanniang gave the kitten a blank look.

The kitten lowered its head. He always felt that Pangpang was as strong as a wild cat. The cat's paw hugged Pangpang, reluctant to let go: "Grandma, Pangpang..." Are you okay?

At this time, someone brought water.

Sanniang reached out to hug Pangpang, but the kitten was still reluctant to let go.

"Give it to me!" Sanniang glared at the kitten, and the kitten hurriedly handed over Pangpang who was just letting loose in the yard to Sanniang.

Sanniang didn't hug her either, she just hugged Pangpang and ordered someone to wet the handkerchief for her.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...Ama..." Chubby's face was in pain, and she cried as she was wiped by Sanniang with a handkerchief. But he didn't dare to speak, for fear that Sanniang would lose weight.

"Abba... woooooo, abba... don't..." Fatty struggled hard, calling Aba didn't work, so he called Aba, making a fuss in Sanniang's arms,

"Come and hold him tight!" Sanniang was sweating all over from the fat torment, but she still couldn't help it, thinking to herself: This must be a wolf, so fierce.

"En!" The kitten hugged Pangpang distressedly, and Pangpang immediately hugged the kitten, crying to the kitten, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." pointing at San Niang with his little black paw. , the meaning is very simple, Sanniang bullied him.

"Grandma is treating her illness!" Kitten hugged Pangpang tightly and kissed.

"Hold him tight!" Sanniang wet the handkerchief again and wrung it dry, continuing to wash Pangpang's face.

"Ahh——" Pangpang cried even more sadly, and a pair of fat claws that were holding on to the kitten's clothes just now were also pulled down by Sanniang to wash, and they were so painful that they had to shrink their hands, and their strength was quite strong. The big one seems to be in a tug-of-war with Sanniang.

"It's also on the back of my hand..." Miao Miao took the ointment, looked closely at her fat hand, and said anxiously.

The kitten was also busy looking out, and the cat's face was wrinkled: "So many pimples..." He hugged Pangpang even more distressedly, and when he planned to go back to the house, he wrapped Pangpang in a quilt and didn't blow a little. wind.

Unexpectedly, Sanniang put down her handkerchief, looked at a basin of black water, looked at the kitten and shook her head: "What kind of acne? It's a small opening! I don't like cleanliness, there must be one! Didn't you grow any on your hands when you were young?"

Miao Miao blushed immediately.

The little cat took a closer look at the chubby chubby hands, and there were indeed some dense dots, but it was much different from when he was a child. When he was a child, it was all over the back of his hands, and it hurt to touch. He finally understood why Pangpang didn't like to wash his face recently. and wash your hands.

The kitten raised its eyes timidly, blushing at the thought of how it looked just now, and couldn't help but look at Sanniang with a smirk.

"Laugh, what are you laughing at? I said you are fat and dirty, and you still saw me holding Pangpang and running away. Do you think I don't know?" Sanniang took out the box, wiped out the ointment and applied it on Pangpang's face and hands. superior.

Fatty feels comfortable after being wiped, and doesn’t make a fuss anymore, just closes his eyes and stretches his fat hands and fat legs, and enjoys closing his eyes and stretching on the kitten’s legs, like a fat cat basking in the sun, purring and waiting for San Niang Smooth evenly.

"San Niang, you adults don't count the faults of villains!" The kitten smiled flatteringly, and the cat's claws circled on the fat belly.

"Never mind that you don't have a long memory! It's enough for you to eat a bowl at New Year's Eve." Sanniang turned her head and thought for a while.

"...Grandma...it was New Year's Eve..."

The kitten wrinkled his face, and made him hungry during the Chinese New Year. Doesn't that mean that he won't be able to eat enough for the next year...

"In this way, you will remember what a young master in Dazhai is like!"

Sanniang frowned, and picked up the chubby white diaper that had turned black since learning to walk with two fingers again, "Little cat, believe it or not, I will show this diaper to Hao Ye..."

The kitten clasped its paws together immediately, ready to be seen by Haoye, and his fat was going to be given to the wet nurse again, he managed to convince Haoye that Pangpang would not need a wet nurse anymore - what a waste of money, one month It's a lot of money just to feed the nursing mother, and I have to leave some for the next child.

"Will it be clean?"

The cat's head is fierce.

"Can there still be openings in the face and hands?"

The cat shook its head violently.

"Okay, you and Pangpang will remember for me tomorrow. After eating, you have to wash your face and hands, and wipe the dishes together for me..."

"Why do I want to?" Mingming washes twice a day and once every three days.

Sanniang squinted: "This diaper..."

"I wash!"

Cat's Claw immediately pressed the diaper under Sanniang's hand, and quickly removed Sanniang's hand that only wanted to take away the fat black diaper.

"Wipe it together too? Don't forget once?" Sanniang smiled amiably.

"……kindness……"

The cat's paw touched the fat and upright belly, and it was fine to be wiped every morning and evening, but if he wanted to touch it on his own initiative, he really regarded him as a woman.

The kitten sighed in his heart: Pangpang, I was so embarrassed by you!

But when he looked down at Pangpang's squinting and smiling face, Kitty felt his whole heart turned into water again, Pangpang, he was his nemesis, just like Hao Ye, the two of them looked at the same thing with their eyes closed, the most harmless, But the person he couldn't let go of the most.

The little cat thought that he would never be able to escape from their palms in his life, but after thinking about it, he was actually quite happy that he couldn't escape.