Kitten's Escape from Marriage

In the field, a woman is spraying water against the sun.

Looking coldly from a distance, she is small and exquisite. Compared with her, the petite kitten is already considered tall.

"That's her! Young man! Let me call you over?"

Uncle Shanying whispered in Haoye's ear.

Haoye shook his head, motioning for someone to take the crumpled piece of paper and ask.

"Your name is tit?"

A well-dressed man suddenly stood in front of the tits who were in a trance.

"Master Guan, she is my daughter, don't you know what's going on?"

The tit's mother hurriedly stood in front of the tit and apologized.

"I didn't ask you, I asked her, get out of the way! Don't delay me!" The visitor said, looking at the tit's mother, and then handed a color behind him.

The tit and mother immediately followed their eyes, and saw that on the road over there, the crowd was surrounded by a young man like jade. The young man was sitting on a couch wrapped in brocade, holding an umbrella, playing a fan, and serving tea, back and forth. , Surrounded in a circle, it is even more magnificent than the old man who patrolled all sides back then!

"Young man..." The visitor whispered with a deep smile.

The titmother understood, and hurriedly backed away to let her daughter out—her daughter was not a good-looking girl, but she was pretty!

"Are you a titmouse?" the visitor asked with a smile.

Titmouse nodded, and his eyes couldn't help but drift to, the young man who is said to sleep on the gold - he is not fat and big-eared, nor does he look wretched, but gentle and elegant, with delicate eyebrows, he looks like a painting, even better than the one on the painting. People look better!

"Look at this! Do you know what it's painted on?"

Someone put the painting in the tit's hand.

Tiny Bird looked at it and didn't quite understand it, but someone came and said, "This is a letter for you, and there is also a piece of white wax. I don't know what it means?"

As soon as Titqueer heard it, he knew it was a letter from Shan Mao.

The cat is carrying a hoe, so he naturally says that he is working hard, but you can tell if he is carrying a hoe, and he has never been in the ground!

The black ball on the head naturally said that he wanted to build a nest, but naturally there was no nest, because on the cat's head, it showed that he was still thinking. As for the bird, it was naturally her lark——

The distance is so far, it means that we still have a long time to meet!

As for the white wax, she naturally had no money to give, so she found something she had never seen before, and sent it to express her gratitude.

The tits just don't understand why Shanmao's letter is delivered by the young man himself, which means...he has committed an old problem again, and the women in Dazhai dare to hook up!Can't help but sneer.

Chickadee hurriedly handed the letter to the visitor and said, "Please return the letter to him on behalf of Chickadee, and tell him a word: Chickadee already has someone else in his heart, and he is a person who knows how to live a stable life!"

The visitor laughed: "Girl, let me explain the meaning of the painting first, otherwise..."

Before the visitor finished speaking, someone said: "Young man, I ordered you to go over! Don't waste time, the young man is already very upset!"

"Raise your head!"

Hao Ye supported his head, while looking at the account book in his hand, he looked at the girl in front of him:

About [-] or [-] years old, with a dark face and a mediocre appearance, not as good as the third-class girl in his yard, wearing a green cloth dress, very rough, compared with the naturally beautiful kitten, it looks like a crow standing beside a phoenix .

"What's in the painting?" Hao Ye casually took the painting.

"He said he worked hard to earn money to repair the house for the tits, so it will take a long time to meet!"

Hao Ye nodded: "Has he ever sent you a letter before?"

Titmouse shook her head and said, "This is the first letter! Did he do something bad?"

Haoye smiled and shook his head, even if there was, he couldn't say it.

So he waved his hand to make the tits retreat, but turned his head and said to the people around him: "Go and find out, what does the person she is waiting for look like? If necessary, give his mother some money, take her to Dazhai to meet someone, and go back to Dazhai." Fortress!"

He wants to see, who is that man who dares to associate with the kitten under his nose?

Even if the two are innocent, meeting Prince Fujin privately is still a capital offense!

"Little cat, don't you believe me?"

The little leopard continued to chase the kitten and said.

"Then tell me, who do you like?"

The little cat snorted coldly, looking at the little leopard so stupid, what could be better than him?If it was Haoye, his kitten would let him go without saying a word, but how could it be possible for the little leopard, he has no good looks, no money if he wants money, except that he is too honest, he really has no advantages.Today, this honesty is also greatly discounted!

"Is she a fairy? Can't you say that?"

"Say it, he won't talk to me!"

"I won't tell anyone!"

The kitten coaxes.

The little leopard stared at the kitten, with a big "Believe in heaven and earth, but your kitten is the most untrustworthy!" written on his face.

"Don't you believe in brother?" The kitten's face flushed slightly.

The little leopard pouted: "I swear to God, no one will know about this!"

The kitten leaned close to its face and stared at it with its eyes, but the little leopard blushed, and there was nowhere to put his eyes, like a big girl who had just left the house, blushing so red that her neck was thick.

The kitten sighed, thinking of his face, it hadn't returned to normal yet!

"Not a tit?" The kitten withdrew its face and continued to walk forward.

"No! Absolutely not!" Little Leopard sighed, it would be easier.

"You said that you and Titty Bird met at the gate of Dazhai on the day my... our young lady got married?"

The kitten has nothing to say to pass the time.

"Well, think about it carefully, maybe she was looking for you then." Little Leopard said from behind.

"How did you find it?"

Kitten is very concerned, who knows that he has been to Dazhai, always feels very dangerous, not because he is afraid that Haoye will come to him, but because he is worried that Haoye will know that he is a man!

"There were so many people that day that Dazhai couldn't get in! We just stayed outside around the campfire for two days and two nights."

The little leopard thought the kitten was strange, so he was not allowed to ask him about his situation in Dazhai, but he always asked about their going to Dazhai, which made him even more curious about what the kitten was doing in Dazhai.

"Just singing and dancing?" Kitten frowned. Singing and dancing are the most expressive.

"Well, on the first day, the headman made porridge with rice and pickles. On the second night, the young headman said we were tired, so he cooked minced meat porridge. It was salty. I drank two bowls of it. I should have had three bowls. Yes, I saw that tits like to drink more than I do, so I gave her a bowl... I was so hungry that my stomach groaned in the middle of the night, but good tits, gave me half of her cookies..."

The little leopard was drooling while talking. In the mountains, the most lacking thing is salt. How many people can eat a bowl of bacon porridge like this, how many people can only think about how precious salt is.

"We are happy, everyone is so happy, you said it would be great if we got married every day in Dazhai!"

The kitten has a big head, getting married every day, the old man won't cry to death, what a waste of money!

If he didn't only have the eldest daughter as a daughter, and he caught up with the marriage, how could he be willing to spend so much money in vain?And the little cat had already asked Hao Ye, the money for that wedding was all taken by the little head.

Even if he is only responsible for buying silver ornaments for the dowry of his daughter, the old man calls it extravagant and wasteful.Kitten understands the so-called money of the rich, and most of it is saved from food and expenses——

The young head man is an exception, but he will settle the money that should not be spent by himself, and there are people around him who will help him settle the accounts, so he will never waste a penny.His kitten is named his wife, and he has never received half a penny in his hands—but in that village, clothes are everywhere.You don't need to spend money to open your mouth when you have a meal!

"Why don't you talk? Don't you want to?"

The little leopard swallowed and looked back at the kitten.

"I don't want it!" The kitten answered decisively, just because of the dozens of catties of silver jewelry for his daughter, the old man barely read the calluses out of his kitten's ears, but the old man was so generous when he left this time. Let the kitten unexpected!

"Didn't Dazhai eat better?" Little Leopard didn't understand!

The kitten said sullenly: "I'm so busy! Day and night, the head, body, hands and feet are more than 20 kilograms..." The silver jewelry is worn before dawn, and it is made to jump into the brazier when it gets dark, making a fuss. In the middle of the night, you have to keep your virginity. Is it human?

They drank porridge, and his kitten was allowed to eat an egg, a cup of ox horn wine, and a glass of some fine wine that day. He said that after the auspicious time, he was not allowed to go to the ground, let alone go to the toilet. Be dizzy all day.

The little leopard sympathized, and said half a day: "You are so busy, you must have a lot of rewards, right?" Dazhai threw money like a shower that day.In an instant, several large dustpans of copper coins were splashed into the air at the same time, and they chased the money and ran for a long distance...

The kitten was speechless, and when the reward was mentioned, the kitten was even more embarrassed. The whole village went up and down, and even Apa had a big red envelope, but his kitten didn't have a penny. , Poor him touched and touched, but he didn't touch enough gold, he almost got enough money.

I couldn't see the expression of the kitten in front, but the little leopard said happily from behind: "That day I ran a long way chasing the scattered copper coins with the tit, and I picked up more than ten coins, and the tit praised me for being so good! Buy fifty bowls of soy sauce, Cut off half a catty of meat! You said Dazhai is so rich at first glance?"

The kitten tilted his head, why didn't he know how to throw money, he was outside all day long!

That day... When was the kitten thinking hard about throwing money?It's impossible for her to miss it?

The kitten only remembers being a "sauce meat" for two days.

On the third day, wearing gold and silver, Xiao Shanmao became the bride.

The hair on the plate is uneven in length. First, silver hairpins and silver flowers weighing three catties are inserted all over the head, and a collar weighing more than four catties is hung. The hands and feet are put together with more than ten opponents ringing the anklets. With a slight movement, the whole body "ding" Ding dong dong" sounding like a mountain spring all the way.

There is also a pleated skirt wrapped in circles and circles, nine meters nine, wrapped around the waist, not like a bucket, but like a thousand-layer scroll, and several catties of silver chain bells are hung around the waist, layered The layers are beautiful, but sitting and lying are quite inconvenient.

Before leaving the house, he drank a sip of ox horn rice wine, which made the little bobcat sober at first, and then he became in a daze, doing whatever others told him to do, without noticing that the envious eyes of the girls were turning to him, full of admiration .

Little Shanmao wiped his sweat and let the villain in front of him lead him, and finally realized how hard it is to be a woman. Not to mention his every gesture, even if he was sitting there, he still weighed three catties on his head and four catties on his shoulders.

Not to mention, when I stood up, the silver jewelry alone weighed more than ten catties, and I had to follow the welcome team, jumping and dancing with the reed flute all the way, pretending to be nympho-like joy, and dancing all the way back to Dazhai.

At night, they lit a bonfire outside the house with the young unmarried men and women of the whole family. They continued to gather around the bonfire and sang and danced again with the Lusheng, thanking the true God for the happy marriage and so on.

Finally, the bonfire was reserved for unmarried men and women, and Xiao Shanmao was almost led into Dazhai by someone.

Before he could catch his breath, someone said that according to the wedding customs of the man's family, he would jump into a brazier and pray to heaven and earth...

Little Shanmao didn't understand what happened, and Miao Sanniang didn't know what she took when she came up, so she smeared it on his face.

The rest of the women rushed forward, regardless of whether the little lynx was shy or not, those who removed the headgear, took off their clothes, stripped off the skirt... all of them stripped off the little lynx, and put on strange robes and trousers , and a pair of embroidered shoes with high wooden soles that are said to be called flower pot bottoms.

"OK OK!"

As soon as Miao Sanniang finished speaking, a big red handkerchief was spread out, and the little bobcat's eyes suddenly went dark, and the ghost flames in his heart started to flare up.

At this time, no one knew who handed him a red rope and put it in his hand, pushing him who was carrying a heavy silver, and he swayed in an unknown direction.

bear it!Little Shanmao comforted himself that it was better to live than to lose limbs!

Trivial, the marriage of the customs of the two tribes made the little lynx dizzy, until the inexplicable red hijab was picked up, the little lynx was still like a drunk cat, regardless of the north, south, east, and north.