Kitten's Escape from Marriage
Chapter 137 The End Chapter
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"What is Fujin doing these past few days?" Hao Ye looked indifferently and looked away, and continued to run his hands along the hair of his lover, asking casually, but his mood after half a month of boredom began to clear up, and the corner of his eyes He also glanced at his wife from time to time.
"It is said that I have been in the house for the past two days, and I have not left the door or eaten!" Reported to the recorder who came to marry him.
"Oh..." Hao Ye raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but look at the daughter-in-law lying on the bed by the window. The obedient and well-behaved look really hurt people, but he couldn't get rid of the face of being newly married and being left in the new house. No matter what, he would Asking his wife to come and beg him to return to his room...
Thinking of this, Hao Ye couldn't help being shocked by the sudden thought just now—how could he be bewitched by a barbaric woman!He is determined not to share the room, and he wants to punish his wife by making her stay in the empty room for the rest of her life, and see if she still runs away!Haoye secretly made up his mind, the child was so angry that he wanted to fight with the kitten to the end, but honestly hoped that his wife would come down to see him.
The little cat didn't know where Haoye was. At this moment, his eyes were full of the sizzling meat on the bonfire, and he was eager to see through it. He wished that he was the big dog, wolf, or bear beside Haoye. Dog, you can have such a full meal.
"Hoo--" the sound of swallowing saliva.
People are not as good as dogs!
The kitten's head drooped on the window, and its bright eyes were full of sadness, especially when it saw the big dog getting a big pig's leg, the kitten wanted to roll on the ground like the dog, showing that he could do it too. He is willing to be a cute big hairy dog, wagging his tail, lifting his big fluffy paws, as long as he is given a pig leg, he is willing to do anything!It's just that he has neither a tail nor big furry paws...only a pair of big hungry cat's eyes, so bright that they can almost shine.
"Why don't you give me a piece? A little bit is fine..." The kitten was on the window, tilting its head, looking at the piles of bonfires with extremely resentful cat eyes, watching the gnaws deliciously. murmured.
Under the window, Hao Ye casually distributed the game meat that was handed over to everyone, even the old man in the old building. He is waiting.
After the grills failed one by one, the bright cat's eyes returned to the grill in front of Haoye pitifully, and there was a little suckling pig that passed the exam... the cat's paws touched the flat cat Stomach, thought he could eat the whole head—even though he had never eaten wild boar.
"Hasn't Fujin rested yet?" A well-fed guard finally couldn't stand the gleaming cat's eyes on the window, and couldn't help but whispered to Hao Ye who was feeding a piece of pork chop to his pet dog, whether he liked it or not.
Haoye lowered his eyes, squinting at the kitten by the window who was obviously already staring at plums to quench his thirst.
Feeling Hao Ye's gaze, the kitten immediately forgot everything, pulled himself together and gave Hao Ye a big smile, only missing writing: "Give it to me" written on his face.
Hao Ye lowered his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, he was happy for no reason, and the tasteless food tasted quite good.
The kitten looked at Hao Ye and turned its head, disappointment immediately appeared on the cat's face, the cat's paw scratched the cat's head, and the only thing he thought about was eating.
His body moved with his heart, and when the kitten came back to his senses, he no longer remembered when, he slid up behind Haoye, and met the big dog that was staring at him. It was not because he was too hungry, but With the courage of the kitten, he didn't dare to get close to Haoye, let alone this big "dog" who was neither a dog nor a wolf nor a bear!
"Slave pays respects to Fujin!" A group of guards and servants saluted the kitten one after another. The kitten stood behind Hao Ye, not daring to move like a little wife, only staring at the roasted suckling pork with cat eyes.
When he found his pet dog uneasy, Hao Ye knew that the kitten was coming towards him, but he didn’t want to act so impatient, so he pretended he didn’t see it, and followed Taigong Jiang’s fishing, but what he caught was King Wen of Zhou, and he caught his own wife .
"En--less... the leader?" The kitten summoned up his courage and murmured to call Hao Ye for the first time when he was sober. His natural fear of the leader made the kitten's voice tremble slightly.
Few heads?
Haoye's heart sank for joy, and he raised his eyes to see the smiling face of the kitten trying to please him.
Kitten's Escape from Marriage Episode [-]
The kitten tried to open its eyes wide, imagining Hao Ye as the delicious suckling pig on the grill, and tried to smile, trying to say that you are back, but it couldn't open its mouth, so it simply showed a silly cat smile, watching Hao Ye Ye's brows piled up like hills.
"Bake something to eat!"
Haoye didn't open his mouth, the kitten simply changed from being passive to taking the initiative to strike up a conversation with the clasped cat paws, but immediately felt stupid after speaking, but in order to eat... the kitten continued to stare at the cat's eyes, thinking that if you look at my eyes, you should know I am hungry.
Haoye couldn't understand, he only saw his wife was as beautiful as a cat, and she was obviously very old.
"It smells delicious!" Cat's paw grabbed the hem of the skirt, and tried to rub the cat's foot towards Haoye. Crash.
"It smells good, but if you can't eat it, it's better not to smell it!"
Haoye lowered his eyes, hating to look at those narrow cat eyes that make people want to keep them for himself, but when he thinks about the kitten's "young man", he feels bored and loses his appetite at all ...
Well?Can't understand!
Cat's Claw scratched the silver jewelry in distress, wishing to present two paws and a cat bowl and say, "Please, please give me some."
"I don't understand... I don't understand Shao..." The headman... the little cat wanted to continue speaking, but as soon as the words Shao came out, the following words were stared at by Hao Ye and swallowed back.
"What are you calling me?" Hao Ye stared, his heart was churning, looking at the clean eyebrows of the kitten, who was obviously born quite stupid, why did he feel that this daughter-in-law was clearly trying to anger him when she opened her mouth?
"Young head man?" the kitten said timidly, its eyes slightly raised, the young head man was clearly the young head man, he didn't understand what Haoye wanted him to call him.
"..." The corners of Hao Ye's mouth twitched, and he looked helplessly at the kitten, he finally understood that his wife was a bit stupid.
"How do the women here call her husband?" Hao Ye put the wine bag to his mouth, and reminded him in a low voice that he would not teach him. If the recorder in the capital wrote so, the marriage would be considered a failure.
"Baby's father!" The kitten only has suckling pig in its eyes, and answers all questions, knowing everything without saying anything.
"Pfft—" A sip of wine was sprayed on the fire.
"Baby's father?" Hao Ye raised his eyebrows. They don't have any children yet... Maybe they won't have any in the future... In fact, she gave birth well, and it doesn't matter if she has one... Hao Ye's eyes rolled around the kitten, as if Kitten's eyes flicker on that grill.
"Everyone in the mountains shouts that." The kitten didn't know what Haoye was thinking, and he didn't have any fantasies. He just felt that his chest was sticking to his back, and Haoye didn't pull out his hair --- a money fan.
"What about those without children?" Hao Ye continued to ask.
"It's going to be muddled!"
"Huh?" Getting confused?
"This...it's going to burn!" Cat's Claw pointed at the suckling pig, which was turning from yellow to black.
Haoye's eyes dimmed, and he immediately understood why the wife who had been hiding from him for several months went downstairs.
"Do you want to eat?" Haoye probed.
"En!" Kitten nodded immediately without thinking.
"You did it just to eat it?" Hao Ye got up, he couldn't believe that he was a prince, standing here facing the wind, but he was not as good as a pig?
"En! It's not...not..." Sensing Hao Ye's bad tone, the kitten's eyes could not help but slowly move from the pig's body to Hao Ye's face, flinching awkwardly, and planned to run away—it doesn't make sense They eat and get beaten. It is said that the chiefs have a bad temper.
"Do you have a dagger?" Seeing the shrinking look of the kitten, Hao Ye's heart sank, and he lowered his eyes. He suddenly felt that he was ridiculous. Could it be that he expected something from this savage girl?With a wry smile on the corner of his mouth, he asked uncharacteristically.
dagger?
The kitten immediately shook its head like a rattle, not understanding why Haoye asked such a question, nor what a dagger was.
"Sit down!" Hao Ye pulled out his dagger from his waist, roasted it on the fire, and then cut a piece of meat from a seemingly attractive pig's trotter and handed it to the kitten; "Taste. "
The kitten was overwhelmed by the flattery, thought it wasn't there, but it never thought it would be again now, and immediately took the piece of meat with two paws gratefully, stuffed it into the big cat's mouth, chewed it lightly, and suddenly felt that the mouth was full of oil, and the lips and teeth were fragrant.
"Is it delicious?" Haoye turned his head to see how the kitten was eating deliciously, his heart sank and he was slightly drunk.
"Delicious! This is the best thing I've ever eaten!" The kitten narrowed its eyes with a smile, and its deflated belly seemed to come to life. The cat also thinks that Hao Ye is not so scary, but also very kind.
"Really?" I like this kind of pure smile without any scheming.Haoye couldn't help but cut another piece for the kitten.
"Well, the puppy is deceiving!" The kitten put another mouthful of meat into its mouth, and quietly sat down beside Hao Ye—to make it easier to eat the meat.
"Haven't you eaten it before?" Haoye casually cut the meat, seeing the kitten eating happily, felt very envious, it turns out that just eating can be so happy.
"Enen! It doesn't look good to be fat. I haven't eaten such a large piece of meat for a long time!" The kitten put the meat in its mouth at the first moment with its left paw and right paw.
"You used to be fat?" Hao Ye was curious.
"I've never been fat!" Only rich children get fat.
"Eat slowly!" Haoye looked at the kitten's busy mouth, and couldn't help worrying that he swallowed it without chewing it, but it would be bad for his health.
"I'm eating...very slow!" Kitten told the truth, what if he cut something before?Hold it and eat it.
"Well... do you still remember what I said when I first came here?" Hao Ye's dagger was moving on the pig's trotters, seeing the light of the dagger, he couldn't help asking.
"..." What just came?
With meat in its mouth, the cat looked at Hao Ye's straight nose in the firelight, accompanied by eyelashes that seemed to be still, and something seemed to be moving in his heart.
"Forget about it?" Hao Ye whispered, not daring to turn around, just quietly waiting for the kitten to answer, even though he knew what to say to a woman about a barbarian woman, she would never share a room with a barbarian woman, even if it was a drunken talk, never The unmarried husband also sounds hurtful.
"Oh." The kitten chewed the meat, trying to figure out what the kid said, and actually made the young lady run away in anger.
"So, don't hide from me in the future!"
"En." There is meat to eat, even if you call him to hide, he will not hide.
"I won't force you to do anything. If you don't want to be a husband and wife with me, just pretend!" Hao Ye thought he could speak in a calm and romantic way, but when he said it, he found that he was really disappointed.
The little cat sniffed, suddenly felt that Hao Ye was very pitiful, he was just hungry, and Hao Ye was going to spend his whole life with a person who didn't love each other, thinking about the meat in his mouth, he felt that he had to repay Hao Ye no matter what. Ye's kindness to the flesh, but how to repay it?
"Do you want more?" Haoye packed up his heart full of disappointment. He thought that after he had said so much, the little cat would express a little bit. After all, once two people get married, they will be tied together for the rest of their lives. If one is not good, neither will be. Okay, but after talking for a long time, the kitten didn't show any signs of easing up the relationship with each other, and lamented in her heart: Sure enough, she didn't like her at all.
The kitten took the meat, and couldn't bear to see Haoye's childish face full of disappointment, but love between a man and a woman is a consensual thing, and his kitten is not a big lady, so he really can't promise anything, but as a man——
"I will be your good brother!"
Xiaomao mustered up the courage to promise that he thought he had no talent, but he could at least guarantee that he could take Haoye to visit all the interesting and beautiful places in Lingxi during the period, which was considered as repayment for a meal.
Hao Ye's dagger immediately pierced through the trotters, brother?where?
"Good brother?" Hao Ye raised his eyes, not understanding why he hooked up with his brother with his words?
"Well, you are so kind to me, I will treat you as well as my own brother!" The kitten solemnly promised Hao Ye with a serious cat face.
The corners of Haoye's mouth twitched, and his handsome face was speechless for the first time. He had seen rascals, fools, men who wanted to marry brothers, and countless men and women with ulterior motives. I have met a woman who said that she wants to be a good brother with her husband. Does he look like a person who lacks a brother?
"Can I still eat it?" Cat's claw Lala lost his mind, Hao Ye pointed to the pig's trotter that had most of its leg removed.
Hao Ye was sweating slightly, and quietly looked at the kitten's slender waist, and the cat's mouth that kept chewing, feeling that this is a big-bellied Arhat, but this "Arhat" is so close at hand, it is as picturesque as a picture , pure as a mountain spring, just like the woman he dreamed of——
Before leaving, my good brother Yongming said, maybe she is the one you are looking for, Haoye's eyes rested on the red lips of the kitten, and he sighed secretly: she is the one he was looking for, but But he, Haoye, doesn't seem to be the person she was looking for in her dreams!
"What I want is not a brother." Hao Ye whispered.
The kitten paused, he understood that all men want wives, but his kitten is a man.
"But I can only treat you as my younger brother!" Maozhuo said bluntly, touching his head in embarrassment.
Haoye got up "bass" and looked down at the kitten: "I, Borzigit Haoye, can't be your younger brother, not today, not tomorrow!"
"Uh..." I feel like I said this to the wrong person——
The kitten hugged the pig's trotters and looked at Hao Ye's back as he walked away. It was straight and straight, but it had a cat's head. Thinking about it carefully, maybe a young man can grow into a very great man?
Just, don't care about him!As soon as the eldest lady came back, he went home to marry a tit!The kitten buried its head and continued to gnaw on the pig's trotters, unaware that in the dark place of the fire, a pair of calculating eyes were shining with the light of victory—how can there be a lustful man!It's a pity, it's a pity, if you love the wrong person, you can only ask for trouble...
Kitten's Escape from Marriage
As the saying goes, eat three meals a day, and give others a table. The kitten follows Haoye every day to eat and drink. Although Haoye doesn't say anything, the kitten touches his waist, which is obviously fatter, and feels that he is It is unreasonable to lie to others for granted and eat and drink for nothing without making any contribution.
So the kitten began to think hard about how to repay Haoye for his food, and make up for his guilt of pretending to be his wife-because Haoye is actually a good person, especially for him. Yes, he is the first one who thinks of him when there is something delicious.
The little cat thought and thought, but it just so happened that this day when he was holding the cat's head and couldn't think of Hao Ye's liking, he suddenly heard the footsteps of Hao Ye and his guards from below, and immediately dodged and hid in the crack of the floor , I squeezed myself into a flat cat shape.
"Master, I heard about a place..." The guard offered advice in a low voice, thinking that he was talking about some shady secret, the cat's ears immediately leaned towards the guard, and stretched straight.
"Where is it?" Haoye was holding a horsewhip and was trying out the toughness of the new whip. When he looked up, he saw a deformed kitten squeezed between the boards. His heart brightened, and he simply stood there and stopped moving. Just looking at the kitten's snooping behavior, he casually asked about this little cat who had a bad idea since he was a child, but he is very kind.
"I heard..." The guard's voice became softer again, and the cat's head couldn't help but move towards Haoye for a while, just trying to understand, not knowing that his big silver dangling cat's head had already Exposed to the sun, it shone with silver light, giving a different flavor to the face of a thieves cat - silly and moving!
"Speak up!" Seeing the kitten's difficult eavesdropping, Hao Ye couldn't help saying to the whispering guards beside him.
"Eh?" The guard was taken aback, and had to turn up the volume slightly: "I heard that there is a place not far from Dazhai. At sunset, women like to take a bath..." Hehe Laughed twice, and added: "Aren't you very interested?"
Hao Ye's face was stiff for a moment, and when he looked back at the fawning guard, his heart skipped a beat. He knew that this kid couldn't do good things—but why did he just let him talk?Or when his wife eavesdropped...
"You..." What a great job!
Hao Ye looked at this little boy with dark eyes, and really wanted to "reward" him, but the first thing was to clarify, but unfortunately, when Hao Ye opened his mouth to express his attitude, there was another person who didn't have eyes. Blind and kind." The aunt was very flattering and shouted behind him and the guards: "Why is Fujin in the crack of the wall?"
The smile on Hao Ye's face suddenly stopped, and then six eyes watched the kitten jingling out from the crack in the wall like a crab.
"There's something... something fell in!" The cat's paw pointed at the crack of the door, gesticulating carelessly, the kitten was at a loss for being caught and eavesdropping, "I... I'll go in and pick it up!"
The kitten was sweating, but when the cat's eyes were raised, the six eyes clearly said: "It's strange!" But Haoye was worthy of being a young man, and said to the kitten, "Do you need my help? "
"No—no—I picked it up! Go on, go on, I didn't hear anything, I really didn't hear anything!" Catpaw tugged at the hem of her skirt, smiled silly, and tried to pretend he didn't hear anything Hearing the appearance, calmly passing under the six suspicious eyes, and seeing that he was about to go up the stairs, the troubled aunt suddenly said a word:
"Fu Jin's buttocks are so upturned, he must have a good childbirth in the future! Your lord is so blessed!"
The corner of Haoye's mouth twitched, and the kitten bumped into the big tree over there, and then the cat's paw supported the cat's head and ran upstairs.
"My lord..." The guard who spoke just now had a pale face, looked back at Hao Ye who was watching the kitten leave, held a horsewhip, and shouted timidly, he really didn't know that Fujin was there, he had good intentions... …
"Hehehe... have you read it?" Haoye smiled on the surface.
"Slaves...slaves just... want to make the master happy..." The guard timidly raised his eyes to see Hao Ye's face.
"I'm really happy!" The corners of Hao Ye's mouth twitched, scolding this guard at this moment would only make everyone know, anyway, his wife already knew, so it's better not to mention it than to describe it more and more darkly.
"My slave knows my mistake. My slave..." said the little guard, seeing that the master was not particularly angry, his eyes rolled, wondering if the master was actually happy, and hurriedly stepped forward to make fun of him: "If the master wants to go..." The words were silent After finishing speaking, he saw Hao Ye's whip shaking in front of his eyes, and immediately fell silent.
"What is my identity?" Letting him look like a majestic prince lying on a big rock, how decent it is, although it is quite wild to think about it, but... being caught, it is not a loss of face, how can I say it decently—— — But Haoye still feels regretful in his heart. How can anyone not be curious about being a young boy?
The guards kept silent, since the master had already said this, at least for the time being, he could only let it go.But he didn't know that when he was disappointed, the kitten in the upstairs room above his head was secretly lying in the crack of the window, and began to ponder silently—how can a man not understand a man's mind, let alone he came here at that time , he has a deep understanding of the torment.
So the night began, in a corner unknown to everyone, the kitten began to think where the most girls went to the river, and where the river was the most suitable for hiding.
"It's hot, and it's not convenient to fetch water from the house all the time. I don't know where the river water is the cleanest?" Kitten always mentions it casually when she meets girls.
"There is a pool of water in the mountains outside Dazhai. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. Our girls like to wash there." Maid A said.
"That's not it, the east side..." Maid B offered advice next to her...
He chattered for a while, but he didn't know that the seemingly secret question was said by the maids, and when it spread outside, he became a young lady who wanted to take a bath in the river outside, so anxious that the old man murmured while holding San Niang.
And from Haoye and the others' ears, it was that the eldest lady was unhappy and was suspicious of them!Anyway, with such news flying around, several days had passed by the time the kitten finally chose a place, and Haoye also shut himself up in the study for several days to read books in order to avoid suspicion.
Speaking of reading, it happened that Haoye was in the garden that day, and received a letter from his good brother Yongming from the capital. It was said that there was a new book in the capital. Haoye opened it with great enthusiasm, and saw a stack of books. The big book "Pictures of Spring Opera", couldn't help but feel puzzled, and stretched out his hand to open a page——
Ho!No clothes!There is also a small note on the side...
Haoye was looking carefully, when he saw a big cat face coming up to him with a smile: "What are you looking at?"
"Crack!" Haoye was about to read the second page when he was surprised to see the kitten close the page immediately. Know what to think.
The little cat blinked, he was illiterate, but when he saw the appearance of Haoye's closed book, he couldn't help but curiously lowered his eyes and took another look at the book that didn't know what was painted on it.The kitten didn't see anything, but Hao Ye followed the kitten's eyes and saw the big words "Spring Opera Picture", and the little wolf covered it unconsciously, screaming in his heart: I don't remember who said big Miss asked her husband to read and write since she was a child.
"What's the matter?" Hao Ye blushed, and quietly wrapped the cloth on the book.
"Enen!" The kitten smiled, rubbing its paws with a mysterious smile, the kitten decided that the old man and the others were going out today, and he wanted to take Hao Ye to where Hao Ye wanted to go... Hey Hey!Thinking of that place that he only dared to think about, he couldn't help but feel a little ecstatic, smiling like a wild flower fluttering in the wind.
Hao Ye raised his eyes to see the kitten approaching, and was slightly moved: "What's the matter?" While speaking, Hao Ye couldn't help but look at the kitten's neckline selectively when it landed on the kitten's body. , that light wheat-colored skin, delicate... Hao Ye couldn't help but think of the words "delicate and pleasant" in the book.
"I'll take you to a place!" With a mysterious expression on his face, the kitten leaned close to Haoye's ear to blow the wind, "Excellent place!"
"Excellent place?" What for?Hao Ye looked at the kitten's eyebrows and eyes, and felt a little dry mouth.
"Enn, it's just the two of us!" The little cat blinked and said in a big sign: Good thing!
Haoye touched the dagger at his waist, thinking that Dazhai couldn't do anything to him: "What good thing?"
"I can't say, you'll know it when you see it...hehehe!" The cat held Haoye's hand anxiously, and then sneaked out.
"It's what you've always wanted to read!" The kitten dragged Hao Ye and reassured again and again, as if I only shared it with you, so that Hao Ye handed the book to the attendant on the side, and followed the kitten to grow up without caring about anything else. Walking outside the village, the attendants around saw Haoye beside the kitten, and they didn't dare to ask, so they let them go out. The people around were delighted and said to each other: "Our eldest lady and the young man are really a good match. Woolen cloth!"
After walking along the mountain road for about half an hour, Hao Ye didn't have time to look at the surrounding scenery. The birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant. Hearing the sound of water, he raised his eyes and found that the forest was covered with green trees. Although it was midsummer, he felt cool and pleasant. When he looked up, he could see the scattered light scattered among the branches and leaves. It could be called a paradise, but no matter how good this paradise is , not as good as the person in front of me.Haoye looked sideways at the kitten with a smile on his lips.
The kitten listened around, then dragged Hao Ye and continued to run all the way: "Hurry up - if it's too late, it's too late!"
Haoye ran after the kitten inexplicably, just wondering what the hell was going on?Just as he was about to ask, he saw the kitten in front of him suddenly stop behind a big rock, turned his head and gestured to him with his index finger in a low voice: "Shhh"
Then the kitten whispered to Hao Ye with a mysterious smile: "Listen—"
Hao Ye first looked at the kitten with a bewildered expression, then listened intently, only to hear the sound of water behind the stone, and then the playful laughter of a woman——
"Shancha, help me wipe this..."
"Magpie, it's about to grow up..."
"Hahaha—ah——"...
The Nanman woman's voice was loud, and she could hear it clearly through the stone, but listen...listen, Hao Ye's face turned red, the woman behind the stone seemed to be taking a bath, Hao Ye couldn't help turning his eyes to see the eager kitten.
"Are you going up to see?" The kitten was full of joy, smiling so hard that it couldn't see its eyes, it was still poking its head behind the stone, but it didn't dare to move very much, as if it was waiting for him, Hao Ye, to take the lead and climb to the front.
Haoye's face was full of uneasiness, and he stared at a pair of big eyes: Is this a temptation?A normal woman would take her husband to watch other women bathe?Or are the Nanban women open?Or test?
Haoye looked at the kitten's unpredictable death: peek, think!But he, Hao Ye, is a gentleman!Even if it wasn't, at least he had to pretend in front of his wife, not to mention that he really was!
And...Hao Ye lowered his eyes and sneaked a peek at a kitten with a big head that kept thumping around - watching it with his wife, no matter how you think about it, it's awkward!What's more, his wife seems to be more enthusiastic than him...
Haoye's heart sank, he dragged the kitten away!Anyway, I'm angry in my heart, isn't it obvious that I don't take him seriously?
The kitten was very anxious and chased after him: "Haoye. Haoye, didn't you tell someone that you wanted to watch it? Why didn't you watch it?"
Haoye blushed with anger, why did he marry such an empty, brainless wife: "Why did I say that." It was obviously a little embolism.
"Oh, but it's here... I even specifically asked Magpie and the others... really don't want to watch it?" What a pity not to watch it, he has never seen it either!The kitten was very reluctant to look at the cat's paw, and looked very regretful behind it.
"Why do you ask?" Hao Ye gritted his teeth, dragged the kitten and wanted to walk back in a panic.
"I asked them where they usually take a bath? About when? Hao Ye, you really don't want to watch it?" The kitten was tug-of-war with Hao Ye over there. The kitten doesn't want to just leave without looking at anything!
"Don't look, don't look!" Hao Ye said angrily, it's a pity that his natural composure has also collapsed.
Unexpectedly, the loud voice startled the girls behind the stone.
Kitten's Escape from Marriage
"There's a smelly man over there!" a woman exclaimed.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
"Go, go and have a look, you can't kill these bedbugs..." After the exclamation, there was the opposite sound of sharpening knives.
Hao Ye was startled, and the kitten dragged Hao Ye and ran away in fright, but there were trees all around, where could he hide?The kitten looked around anxiously, and suddenly found a huge boulder by the water, which seemed to be able to squeeze one person in, maybe two people could barely squeeze it...
The kitten didn't even think about it, dragged Haoye and squeezed into the crevice of the stone, blocked the gap with wormwood, held its breath, and the two of them couldn't breathe——
In Nanman, no matter what kind of guy you are, as long as you annoy the girls and call you bloody, that is unambiguous, and it is considered the lightest. It is said that there are still powerful ones, who took a sickle and chased a certain pervert half a hill.
Besides, it's the first time Hao Ye has done such a shameful thing when he grows up so big, he wants to let the cat's father know that if they do this, everyone's faces will not be good-looking!There is no doubt that he, Hao Ye, is a pervert.
The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, listening to the woman put on clothes and searched around with a stick and sickle, thanks to the kitten, Haoye had a guilty conscience of fear for the first time.
"Where are people?" a woman asked.
"It's strange, I heard the voice!" The first screaming woman was full of bewilderment.
"It must be nearby, they can't run far, let's search - catch them and don't peel their skins, my camellia won't be called camellia..."...
The cat's claw wiped off the sweat, carefully met Shang Haoye's glaring eyes, and immediately lowered his guilty big cat's eyes, the cat's claw was slightly sweating, he knew best how powerful Lingxi women were, and he was full of guilt.
"Little Que'er, go down and look inside the stone!" Suddenly a woman shouted, the kitten and Haoye were startled immediately, they were relatively speechless, and then footsteps came towards them, the kitten approached Haoye unconsciously , Hao Ye looked at the kitten, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
— Isn’t the kitten a woman?
Didn't Hao Ye take off the pile of silver ornaments on the kitten's head without saying a word, so that the kitten could pretend to come to take a bath? Didn't the mountain woman want to watch people take a bath? She jumped down to see how comfortable it was!
Cat's Claw tightened his clothes, looked at Hao Ye timidly, unable to explain the reason why he couldn't go, just wanted to hold Hao Ye's hand to prevent him from taking off his clothes.
"Pretend!" Hao Ye gestured to the kitten with his eyes.
The kitten shook its head like a rattle, but pressed the cat's paw against the wolf's paw to keep it from moving.
"I don't peek!" Haoye lip-synced.
The kitten was even more unwilling to shake the cat's head faster - he didn't want to be torn apart by a group of crazy women, and then be exposed by the old man.
So there were two people leaning against the rock crack that squeezed in, and when claws came and went, a voice saved them both: "Ha, I caught them..."
Afterwards, you chased and beat me outside the stone, shouted and shouted for a moment, and the cry of help intertwined, and it seemed to go a long way along the way...
"Huh——" the cat's paw touched his heart, a false alarm!
"..." Haoye wanted to say something but heard that some women who hadn't run far came back first.
"Really, I just washed it clean, and I'm sweating again!"
"I think those two boys will be shameless tomorrow! Hahaha! Sister Shancha is really amazing!"
"Haha, that's..."...
The sound of rushing water was heard again, Haoye who wanted to go back had no interest in peeping at all, he just turned his head...
Haoye found this gap——
The position they squeezed into is really good, the group of girls are really... really seen at a glance, and they suddenly feel uncomfortable, and they can't help but look at the kitten silently with guilty eyes, only to see the kitten is looking at it with its head tilted. Very serious.
Hao Ye's eyes widened in disbelief, and he knew why he was immediately angry, but he was excited when he heard the kitten say, "Look, look—they all have breasts!"
Women have breasts... Hao Ye suddenly felt that the woman in front of him was stupid, Hao Ye subconsciously glanced at it, and it turned out that the breasts were big, and then he looked back at the little cat habitually, and couldn't help but feel depressed, flat!
And it's not so flat, because the kitten's breasts are under one of Hao Ye's palms at some point, and the feeling under the palm tells Hao Ye that his wife's breasts are even flatter than his own...
Frustration is depression, but in this situation, Hao Ye still felt uncomfortable. It was the first time they got so close after they got married—he was drunk on the night of the bridal chamber, and later slept in the study.
"Hey?"
The little cat turned around to share his discovery with Haoye, only to find that Haoye was as red as a steamed shrimp, and his eyes were fixed on his chest——
flat!
The kitten looked down, but Haoye's hand was pressed against his chest by his own cat's claws... The cat's eyes were so thick that he didn't know when it was placed on his flat chest, and he immediately let go of the cat. With a guilty conscience, the kitten tried to hold its breath, letting its flat chest escape from Haoye's clutches.
He backed away, but found that Hao Ye was approaching slowly, he couldn't help raising his eyes quietly, just in time to meet Hao Ye's changed color eyes, and then saw Hao Ye's approaching lips in the big cat's eyes.
In the end, my mind went blank—as if a bird flew over my head, and with a flutter, my soul flew away.
I don't know if it's the hot weather or Haoye thinks it's not hot enough. The kitten just feels that Haoye is getting tighter and tighter. In the end, the kitten's two paws are stuck to the wall, and it is almost crushed by Haoye's whole body on the big rock. Soft cat fur cushions.
Hao Ye's eyes were as black as ink, but his whole body seemed to be on fire. He clumsily bit the kitten's lips, grabbed the kitten's few breaths, plundered and seized the kitten like a demon, and his mind was full of only one thing. Thinking more, more, more... I don't even know when the girls in the river left.
The kitten didn't come back to his senses, he didn't understand why Haoye became a hungry wolf in the mountains, he had never seen tits like this before.
"Hao... Haoye..." the kitten murmured, wanting to say that you kissed the wrong person, I am a man, a man...
"En?" Hao Ye clung tightly to the kitten's body which could not be pressed any longer, feeling that it was not enough for no reason, and what immediately came to his mind was the small note in the book when he came here - "I want to die"...
"It's...it's...it's dark." The kitten reminded tremblingly, saying in his heart that he should
"What is Fujin doing these past few days?" Hao Ye looked indifferently and looked away, and continued to run his hands along the hair of his lover, asking casually, but his mood after half a month of boredom began to clear up, and the corner of his eyes He also glanced at his wife from time to time.
"It is said that I have been in the house for the past two days, and I have not left the door or eaten!" Reported to the recorder who came to marry him.
"Oh..." Hao Ye raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but look at the daughter-in-law lying on the bed by the window. The obedient and well-behaved look really hurt people, but he couldn't get rid of the face of being newly married and being left in the new house. No matter what, he would Asking his wife to come and beg him to return to his room...
Thinking of this, Hao Ye couldn't help being shocked by the sudden thought just now—how could he be bewitched by a barbaric woman!He is determined not to share the room, and he wants to punish his wife by making her stay in the empty room for the rest of her life, and see if she still runs away!Haoye secretly made up his mind, the child was so angry that he wanted to fight with the kitten to the end, but honestly hoped that his wife would come down to see him.
The little cat didn't know where Haoye was. At this moment, his eyes were full of the sizzling meat on the bonfire, and he was eager to see through it. He wished that he was the big dog, wolf, or bear beside Haoye. Dog, you can have such a full meal.
"Hoo--" the sound of swallowing saliva.
People are not as good as dogs!
The kitten's head drooped on the window, and its bright eyes were full of sadness, especially when it saw the big dog getting a big pig's leg, the kitten wanted to roll on the ground like the dog, showing that he could do it too. He is willing to be a cute big hairy dog, wagging his tail, lifting his big fluffy paws, as long as he is given a pig leg, he is willing to do anything!It's just that he has neither a tail nor big furry paws...only a pair of big hungry cat's eyes, so bright that they can almost shine.
"Why don't you give me a piece? A little bit is fine..." The kitten was on the window, tilting its head, looking at the piles of bonfires with extremely resentful cat eyes, watching the gnaws deliciously. murmured.
Under the window, Hao Ye casually distributed the game meat that was handed over to everyone, even the old man in the old building. He is waiting.
After the grills failed one by one, the bright cat's eyes returned to the grill in front of Haoye pitifully, and there was a little suckling pig that passed the exam... the cat's paws touched the flat cat Stomach, thought he could eat the whole head—even though he had never eaten wild boar.
"Hasn't Fujin rested yet?" A well-fed guard finally couldn't stand the gleaming cat's eyes on the window, and couldn't help but whispered to Hao Ye who was feeding a piece of pork chop to his pet dog, whether he liked it or not.
Haoye lowered his eyes, squinting at the kitten by the window who was obviously already staring at plums to quench his thirst.
Feeling Hao Ye's gaze, the kitten immediately forgot everything, pulled himself together and gave Hao Ye a big smile, only missing writing: "Give it to me" written on his face.
Hao Ye lowered his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, he was happy for no reason, and the tasteless food tasted quite good.
The kitten looked at Hao Ye and turned its head, disappointment immediately appeared on the cat's face, the cat's paw scratched the cat's head, and the only thing he thought about was eating.
His body moved with his heart, and when the kitten came back to his senses, he no longer remembered when, he slid up behind Haoye, and met the big dog that was staring at him. It was not because he was too hungry, but With the courage of the kitten, he didn't dare to get close to Haoye, let alone this big "dog" who was neither a dog nor a wolf nor a bear!
"Slave pays respects to Fujin!" A group of guards and servants saluted the kitten one after another. The kitten stood behind Hao Ye, not daring to move like a little wife, only staring at the roasted suckling pork with cat eyes.
When he found his pet dog uneasy, Hao Ye knew that the kitten was coming towards him, but he didn’t want to act so impatient, so he pretended he didn’t see it, and followed Taigong Jiang’s fishing, but what he caught was King Wen of Zhou, and he caught his own wife .
"En--less... the leader?" The kitten summoned up his courage and murmured to call Hao Ye for the first time when he was sober. His natural fear of the leader made the kitten's voice tremble slightly.
Few heads?
Haoye's heart sank for joy, and he raised his eyes to see the smiling face of the kitten trying to please him.
Kitten's Escape from Marriage Episode [-]
The kitten tried to open its eyes wide, imagining Hao Ye as the delicious suckling pig on the grill, and tried to smile, trying to say that you are back, but it couldn't open its mouth, so it simply showed a silly cat smile, watching Hao Ye Ye's brows piled up like hills.
"Bake something to eat!"
Haoye didn't open his mouth, the kitten simply changed from being passive to taking the initiative to strike up a conversation with the clasped cat paws, but immediately felt stupid after speaking, but in order to eat... the kitten continued to stare at the cat's eyes, thinking that if you look at my eyes, you should know I am hungry.
Haoye couldn't understand, he only saw his wife was as beautiful as a cat, and she was obviously very old.
"It smells delicious!" Cat's paw grabbed the hem of the skirt, and tried to rub the cat's foot towards Haoye. Crash.
"It smells good, but if you can't eat it, it's better not to smell it!"
Haoye lowered his eyes, hating to look at those narrow cat eyes that make people want to keep them for himself, but when he thinks about the kitten's "young man", he feels bored and loses his appetite at all ...
Well?Can't understand!
Cat's Claw scratched the silver jewelry in distress, wishing to present two paws and a cat bowl and say, "Please, please give me some."
"I don't understand... I don't understand Shao..." The headman... the little cat wanted to continue speaking, but as soon as the words Shao came out, the following words were stared at by Hao Ye and swallowed back.
"What are you calling me?" Hao Ye stared, his heart was churning, looking at the clean eyebrows of the kitten, who was obviously born quite stupid, why did he feel that this daughter-in-law was clearly trying to anger him when she opened her mouth?
"Young head man?" the kitten said timidly, its eyes slightly raised, the young head man was clearly the young head man, he didn't understand what Haoye wanted him to call him.
"..." The corners of Hao Ye's mouth twitched, and he looked helplessly at the kitten, he finally understood that his wife was a bit stupid.
"How do the women here call her husband?" Hao Ye put the wine bag to his mouth, and reminded him in a low voice that he would not teach him. If the recorder in the capital wrote so, the marriage would be considered a failure.
"Baby's father!" The kitten only has suckling pig in its eyes, and answers all questions, knowing everything without saying anything.
"Pfft—" A sip of wine was sprayed on the fire.
"Baby's father?" Hao Ye raised his eyebrows. They don't have any children yet... Maybe they won't have any in the future... In fact, she gave birth well, and it doesn't matter if she has one... Hao Ye's eyes rolled around the kitten, as if Kitten's eyes flicker on that grill.
"Everyone in the mountains shouts that." The kitten didn't know what Haoye was thinking, and he didn't have any fantasies. He just felt that his chest was sticking to his back, and Haoye didn't pull out his hair --- a money fan.
"What about those without children?" Hao Ye continued to ask.
"It's going to be muddled!"
"Huh?" Getting confused?
"This...it's going to burn!" Cat's Claw pointed at the suckling pig, which was turning from yellow to black.
Haoye's eyes dimmed, and he immediately understood why the wife who had been hiding from him for several months went downstairs.
"Do you want to eat?" Haoye probed.
"En!" Kitten nodded immediately without thinking.
"You did it just to eat it?" Hao Ye got up, he couldn't believe that he was a prince, standing here facing the wind, but he was not as good as a pig?
"En! It's not...not..." Sensing Hao Ye's bad tone, the kitten's eyes could not help but slowly move from the pig's body to Hao Ye's face, flinching awkwardly, and planned to run away—it doesn't make sense They eat and get beaten. It is said that the chiefs have a bad temper.
"Do you have a dagger?" Seeing the shrinking look of the kitten, Hao Ye's heart sank, and he lowered his eyes. He suddenly felt that he was ridiculous. Could it be that he expected something from this savage girl?With a wry smile on the corner of his mouth, he asked uncharacteristically.
dagger?
The kitten immediately shook its head like a rattle, not understanding why Haoye asked such a question, nor what a dagger was.
"Sit down!" Hao Ye pulled out his dagger from his waist, roasted it on the fire, and then cut a piece of meat from a seemingly attractive pig's trotter and handed it to the kitten; "Taste. "
The kitten was overwhelmed by the flattery, thought it wasn't there, but it never thought it would be again now, and immediately took the piece of meat with two paws gratefully, stuffed it into the big cat's mouth, chewed it lightly, and suddenly felt that the mouth was full of oil, and the lips and teeth were fragrant.
"Is it delicious?" Haoye turned his head to see how the kitten was eating deliciously, his heart sank and he was slightly drunk.
"Delicious! This is the best thing I've ever eaten!" The kitten narrowed its eyes with a smile, and its deflated belly seemed to come to life. The cat also thinks that Hao Ye is not so scary, but also very kind.
"Really?" I like this kind of pure smile without any scheming.Haoye couldn't help but cut another piece for the kitten.
"Well, the puppy is deceiving!" The kitten put another mouthful of meat into its mouth, and quietly sat down beside Hao Ye—to make it easier to eat the meat.
"Haven't you eaten it before?" Haoye casually cut the meat, seeing the kitten eating happily, felt very envious, it turns out that just eating can be so happy.
"Enen! It doesn't look good to be fat. I haven't eaten such a large piece of meat for a long time!" The kitten put the meat in its mouth at the first moment with its left paw and right paw.
"You used to be fat?" Hao Ye was curious.
"I've never been fat!" Only rich children get fat.
"Eat slowly!" Haoye looked at the kitten's busy mouth, and couldn't help worrying that he swallowed it without chewing it, but it would be bad for his health.
"I'm eating...very slow!" Kitten told the truth, what if he cut something before?Hold it and eat it.
"Well... do you still remember what I said when I first came here?" Hao Ye's dagger was moving on the pig's trotters, seeing the light of the dagger, he couldn't help asking.
"..." What just came?
With meat in its mouth, the cat looked at Hao Ye's straight nose in the firelight, accompanied by eyelashes that seemed to be still, and something seemed to be moving in his heart.
"Forget about it?" Hao Ye whispered, not daring to turn around, just quietly waiting for the kitten to answer, even though he knew what to say to a woman about a barbarian woman, she would never share a room with a barbarian woman, even if it was a drunken talk, never The unmarried husband also sounds hurtful.
"Oh." The kitten chewed the meat, trying to figure out what the kid said, and actually made the young lady run away in anger.
"So, don't hide from me in the future!"
"En." There is meat to eat, even if you call him to hide, he will not hide.
"I won't force you to do anything. If you don't want to be a husband and wife with me, just pretend!" Hao Ye thought he could speak in a calm and romantic way, but when he said it, he found that he was really disappointed.
The little cat sniffed, suddenly felt that Hao Ye was very pitiful, he was just hungry, and Hao Ye was going to spend his whole life with a person who didn't love each other, thinking about the meat in his mouth, he felt that he had to repay Hao Ye no matter what. Ye's kindness to the flesh, but how to repay it?
"Do you want more?" Haoye packed up his heart full of disappointment. He thought that after he had said so much, the little cat would express a little bit. After all, once two people get married, they will be tied together for the rest of their lives. If one is not good, neither will be. Okay, but after talking for a long time, the kitten didn't show any signs of easing up the relationship with each other, and lamented in her heart: Sure enough, she didn't like her at all.
The kitten took the meat, and couldn't bear to see Haoye's childish face full of disappointment, but love between a man and a woman is a consensual thing, and his kitten is not a big lady, so he really can't promise anything, but as a man——
"I will be your good brother!"
Xiaomao mustered up the courage to promise that he thought he had no talent, but he could at least guarantee that he could take Haoye to visit all the interesting and beautiful places in Lingxi during the period, which was considered as repayment for a meal.
Hao Ye's dagger immediately pierced through the trotters, brother?where?
"Good brother?" Hao Ye raised his eyes, not understanding why he hooked up with his brother with his words?
"Well, you are so kind to me, I will treat you as well as my own brother!" The kitten solemnly promised Hao Ye with a serious cat face.
The corners of Haoye's mouth twitched, and his handsome face was speechless for the first time. He had seen rascals, fools, men who wanted to marry brothers, and countless men and women with ulterior motives. I have met a woman who said that she wants to be a good brother with her husband. Does he look like a person who lacks a brother?
"Can I still eat it?" Cat's claw Lala lost his mind, Hao Ye pointed to the pig's trotter that had most of its leg removed.
Hao Ye was sweating slightly, and quietly looked at the kitten's slender waist, and the cat's mouth that kept chewing, feeling that this is a big-bellied Arhat, but this "Arhat" is so close at hand, it is as picturesque as a picture , pure as a mountain spring, just like the woman he dreamed of——
Before leaving, my good brother Yongming said, maybe she is the one you are looking for, Haoye's eyes rested on the red lips of the kitten, and he sighed secretly: she is the one he was looking for, but But he, Haoye, doesn't seem to be the person she was looking for in her dreams!
"What I want is not a brother." Hao Ye whispered.
The kitten paused, he understood that all men want wives, but his kitten is a man.
"But I can only treat you as my younger brother!" Maozhuo said bluntly, touching his head in embarrassment.
Haoye got up "bass" and looked down at the kitten: "I, Borzigit Haoye, can't be your younger brother, not today, not tomorrow!"
"Uh..." I feel like I said this to the wrong person——
The kitten hugged the pig's trotters and looked at Hao Ye's back as he walked away. It was straight and straight, but it had a cat's head. Thinking about it carefully, maybe a young man can grow into a very great man?
Just, don't care about him!As soon as the eldest lady came back, he went home to marry a tit!The kitten buried its head and continued to gnaw on the pig's trotters, unaware that in the dark place of the fire, a pair of calculating eyes were shining with the light of victory—how can there be a lustful man!It's a pity, it's a pity, if you love the wrong person, you can only ask for trouble...
Kitten's Escape from Marriage
As the saying goes, eat three meals a day, and give others a table. The kitten follows Haoye every day to eat and drink. Although Haoye doesn't say anything, the kitten touches his waist, which is obviously fatter, and feels that he is It is unreasonable to lie to others for granted and eat and drink for nothing without making any contribution.
So the kitten began to think hard about how to repay Haoye for his food, and make up for his guilt of pretending to be his wife-because Haoye is actually a good person, especially for him. Yes, he is the first one who thinks of him when there is something delicious.
The little cat thought and thought, but it just so happened that this day when he was holding the cat's head and couldn't think of Hao Ye's liking, he suddenly heard the footsteps of Hao Ye and his guards from below, and immediately dodged and hid in the crack of the floor , I squeezed myself into a flat cat shape.
"Master, I heard about a place..." The guard offered advice in a low voice, thinking that he was talking about some shady secret, the cat's ears immediately leaned towards the guard, and stretched straight.
"Where is it?" Haoye was holding a horsewhip and was trying out the toughness of the new whip. When he looked up, he saw a deformed kitten squeezed between the boards. His heart brightened, and he simply stood there and stopped moving. Just looking at the kitten's snooping behavior, he casually asked about this little cat who had a bad idea since he was a child, but he is very kind.
"I heard..." The guard's voice became softer again, and the cat's head couldn't help but move towards Haoye for a while, just trying to understand, not knowing that his big silver dangling cat's head had already Exposed to the sun, it shone with silver light, giving a different flavor to the face of a thieves cat - silly and moving!
"Speak up!" Seeing the kitten's difficult eavesdropping, Hao Ye couldn't help saying to the whispering guards beside him.
"Eh?" The guard was taken aback, and had to turn up the volume slightly: "I heard that there is a place not far from Dazhai. At sunset, women like to take a bath..." Hehe Laughed twice, and added: "Aren't you very interested?"
Hao Ye's face was stiff for a moment, and when he looked back at the fawning guard, his heart skipped a beat. He knew that this kid couldn't do good things—but why did he just let him talk?Or when his wife eavesdropped...
"You..." What a great job!
Hao Ye looked at this little boy with dark eyes, and really wanted to "reward" him, but the first thing was to clarify, but unfortunately, when Hao Ye opened his mouth to express his attitude, there was another person who didn't have eyes. Blind and kind." The aunt was very flattering and shouted behind him and the guards: "Why is Fujin in the crack of the wall?"
The smile on Hao Ye's face suddenly stopped, and then six eyes watched the kitten jingling out from the crack in the wall like a crab.
"There's something... something fell in!" The cat's paw pointed at the crack of the door, gesticulating carelessly, the kitten was at a loss for being caught and eavesdropping, "I... I'll go in and pick it up!"
The kitten was sweating, but when the cat's eyes were raised, the six eyes clearly said: "It's strange!" But Haoye was worthy of being a young man, and said to the kitten, "Do you need my help? "
"No—no—I picked it up! Go on, go on, I didn't hear anything, I really didn't hear anything!" Catpaw tugged at the hem of her skirt, smiled silly, and tried to pretend he didn't hear anything Hearing the appearance, calmly passing under the six suspicious eyes, and seeing that he was about to go up the stairs, the troubled aunt suddenly said a word:
"Fu Jin's buttocks are so upturned, he must have a good childbirth in the future! Your lord is so blessed!"
The corner of Haoye's mouth twitched, and the kitten bumped into the big tree over there, and then the cat's paw supported the cat's head and ran upstairs.
"My lord..." The guard who spoke just now had a pale face, looked back at Hao Ye who was watching the kitten leave, held a horsewhip, and shouted timidly, he really didn't know that Fujin was there, he had good intentions... …
"Hehehe... have you read it?" Haoye smiled on the surface.
"Slaves...slaves just... want to make the master happy..." The guard timidly raised his eyes to see Hao Ye's face.
"I'm really happy!" The corners of Hao Ye's mouth twitched, scolding this guard at this moment would only make everyone know, anyway, his wife already knew, so it's better not to mention it than to describe it more and more darkly.
"My slave knows my mistake. My slave..." said the little guard, seeing that the master was not particularly angry, his eyes rolled, wondering if the master was actually happy, and hurriedly stepped forward to make fun of him: "If the master wants to go..." The words were silent After finishing speaking, he saw Hao Ye's whip shaking in front of his eyes, and immediately fell silent.
"What is my identity?" Letting him look like a majestic prince lying on a big rock, how decent it is, although it is quite wild to think about it, but... being caught, it is not a loss of face, how can I say it decently—— — But Haoye still feels regretful in his heart. How can anyone not be curious about being a young boy?
The guards kept silent, since the master had already said this, at least for the time being, he could only let it go.But he didn't know that when he was disappointed, the kitten in the upstairs room above his head was secretly lying in the crack of the window, and began to ponder silently—how can a man not understand a man's mind, let alone he came here at that time , he has a deep understanding of the torment.
So the night began, in a corner unknown to everyone, the kitten began to think where the most girls went to the river, and where the river was the most suitable for hiding.
"It's hot, and it's not convenient to fetch water from the house all the time. I don't know where the river water is the cleanest?" Kitten always mentions it casually when she meets girls.
"There is a pool of water in the mountains outside Dazhai. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. Our girls like to wash there." Maid A said.
"That's not it, the east side..." Maid B offered advice next to her...
He chattered for a while, but he didn't know that the seemingly secret question was said by the maids, and when it spread outside, he became a young lady who wanted to take a bath in the river outside, so anxious that the old man murmured while holding San Niang.
And from Haoye and the others' ears, it was that the eldest lady was unhappy and was suspicious of them!Anyway, with such news flying around, several days had passed by the time the kitten finally chose a place, and Haoye also shut himself up in the study for several days to read books in order to avoid suspicion.
Speaking of reading, it happened that Haoye was in the garden that day, and received a letter from his good brother Yongming from the capital. It was said that there was a new book in the capital. Haoye opened it with great enthusiasm, and saw a stack of books. The big book "Pictures of Spring Opera", couldn't help but feel puzzled, and stretched out his hand to open a page——
Ho!No clothes!There is also a small note on the side...
Haoye was looking carefully, when he saw a big cat face coming up to him with a smile: "What are you looking at?"
"Crack!" Haoye was about to read the second page when he was surprised to see the kitten close the page immediately. Know what to think.
The little cat blinked, he was illiterate, but when he saw the appearance of Haoye's closed book, he couldn't help but curiously lowered his eyes and took another look at the book that didn't know what was painted on it.The kitten didn't see anything, but Hao Ye followed the kitten's eyes and saw the big words "Spring Opera Picture", and the little wolf covered it unconsciously, screaming in his heart: I don't remember who said big Miss asked her husband to read and write since she was a child.
"What's the matter?" Hao Ye blushed, and quietly wrapped the cloth on the book.
"Enen!" The kitten smiled, rubbing its paws with a mysterious smile, the kitten decided that the old man and the others were going out today, and he wanted to take Hao Ye to where Hao Ye wanted to go... Hey Hey!Thinking of that place that he only dared to think about, he couldn't help but feel a little ecstatic, smiling like a wild flower fluttering in the wind.
Hao Ye raised his eyes to see the kitten approaching, and was slightly moved: "What's the matter?" While speaking, Hao Ye couldn't help but look at the kitten's neckline selectively when it landed on the kitten's body. , that light wheat-colored skin, delicate... Hao Ye couldn't help but think of the words "delicate and pleasant" in the book.
"I'll take you to a place!" With a mysterious expression on his face, the kitten leaned close to Haoye's ear to blow the wind, "Excellent place!"
"Excellent place?" What for?Hao Ye looked at the kitten's eyebrows and eyes, and felt a little dry mouth.
"Enn, it's just the two of us!" The little cat blinked and said in a big sign: Good thing!
Haoye touched the dagger at his waist, thinking that Dazhai couldn't do anything to him: "What good thing?"
"I can't say, you'll know it when you see it...hehehe!" The cat held Haoye's hand anxiously, and then sneaked out.
"It's what you've always wanted to read!" The kitten dragged Hao Ye and reassured again and again, as if I only shared it with you, so that Hao Ye handed the book to the attendant on the side, and followed the kitten to grow up without caring about anything else. Walking outside the village, the attendants around saw Haoye beside the kitten, and they didn't dare to ask, so they let them go out. The people around were delighted and said to each other: "Our eldest lady and the young man are really a good match. Woolen cloth!"
After walking along the mountain road for about half an hour, Hao Ye didn't have time to look at the surrounding scenery. The birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant. Hearing the sound of water, he raised his eyes and found that the forest was covered with green trees. Although it was midsummer, he felt cool and pleasant. When he looked up, he could see the scattered light scattered among the branches and leaves. It could be called a paradise, but no matter how good this paradise is , not as good as the person in front of me.Haoye looked sideways at the kitten with a smile on his lips.
The kitten listened around, then dragged Hao Ye and continued to run all the way: "Hurry up - if it's too late, it's too late!"
Haoye ran after the kitten inexplicably, just wondering what the hell was going on?Just as he was about to ask, he saw the kitten in front of him suddenly stop behind a big rock, turned his head and gestured to him with his index finger in a low voice: "Shhh"
Then the kitten whispered to Hao Ye with a mysterious smile: "Listen—"
Hao Ye first looked at the kitten with a bewildered expression, then listened intently, only to hear the sound of water behind the stone, and then the playful laughter of a woman——
"Shancha, help me wipe this..."
"Magpie, it's about to grow up..."
"Hahaha—ah——"...
The Nanman woman's voice was loud, and she could hear it clearly through the stone, but listen...listen, Hao Ye's face turned red, the woman behind the stone seemed to be taking a bath, Hao Ye couldn't help turning his eyes to see the eager kitten.
"Are you going up to see?" The kitten was full of joy, smiling so hard that it couldn't see its eyes, it was still poking its head behind the stone, but it didn't dare to move very much, as if it was waiting for him, Hao Ye, to take the lead and climb to the front.
Haoye's face was full of uneasiness, and he stared at a pair of big eyes: Is this a temptation?A normal woman would take her husband to watch other women bathe?Or are the Nanban women open?Or test?
Haoye looked at the kitten's unpredictable death: peek, think!But he, Hao Ye, is a gentleman!Even if it wasn't, at least he had to pretend in front of his wife, not to mention that he really was!
And...Hao Ye lowered his eyes and sneaked a peek at a kitten with a big head that kept thumping around - watching it with his wife, no matter how you think about it, it's awkward!What's more, his wife seems to be more enthusiastic than him...
Haoye's heart sank, he dragged the kitten away!Anyway, I'm angry in my heart, isn't it obvious that I don't take him seriously?
The kitten was very anxious and chased after him: "Haoye. Haoye, didn't you tell someone that you wanted to watch it? Why didn't you watch it?"
Haoye blushed with anger, why did he marry such an empty, brainless wife: "Why did I say that." It was obviously a little embolism.
"Oh, but it's here... I even specifically asked Magpie and the others... really don't want to watch it?" What a pity not to watch it, he has never seen it either!The kitten was very reluctant to look at the cat's paw, and looked very regretful behind it.
"Why do you ask?" Hao Ye gritted his teeth, dragged the kitten and wanted to walk back in a panic.
"I asked them where they usually take a bath? About when? Hao Ye, you really don't want to watch it?" The kitten was tug-of-war with Hao Ye over there. The kitten doesn't want to just leave without looking at anything!
"Don't look, don't look!" Hao Ye said angrily, it's a pity that his natural composure has also collapsed.
Unexpectedly, the loud voice startled the girls behind the stone.
Kitten's Escape from Marriage
"There's a smelly man over there!" a woman exclaimed.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
"Go, go and have a look, you can't kill these bedbugs..." After the exclamation, there was the opposite sound of sharpening knives.
Hao Ye was startled, and the kitten dragged Hao Ye and ran away in fright, but there were trees all around, where could he hide?The kitten looked around anxiously, and suddenly found a huge boulder by the water, which seemed to be able to squeeze one person in, maybe two people could barely squeeze it...
The kitten didn't even think about it, dragged Haoye and squeezed into the crevice of the stone, blocked the gap with wormwood, held its breath, and the two of them couldn't breathe——
In Nanman, no matter what kind of guy you are, as long as you annoy the girls and call you bloody, that is unambiguous, and it is considered the lightest. It is said that there are still powerful ones, who took a sickle and chased a certain pervert half a hill.
Besides, it's the first time Hao Ye has done such a shameful thing when he grows up so big, he wants to let the cat's father know that if they do this, everyone's faces will not be good-looking!There is no doubt that he, Hao Ye, is a pervert.
The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, listening to the woman put on clothes and searched around with a stick and sickle, thanks to the kitten, Haoye had a guilty conscience of fear for the first time.
"Where are people?" a woman asked.
"It's strange, I heard the voice!" The first screaming woman was full of bewilderment.
"It must be nearby, they can't run far, let's search - catch them and don't peel their skins, my camellia won't be called camellia..."...
The cat's claw wiped off the sweat, carefully met Shang Haoye's glaring eyes, and immediately lowered his guilty big cat's eyes, the cat's claw was slightly sweating, he knew best how powerful Lingxi women were, and he was full of guilt.
"Little Que'er, go down and look inside the stone!" Suddenly a woman shouted, the kitten and Haoye were startled immediately, they were relatively speechless, and then footsteps came towards them, the kitten approached Haoye unconsciously , Hao Ye looked at the kitten, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
— Isn’t the kitten a woman?
Didn't Hao Ye take off the pile of silver ornaments on the kitten's head without saying a word, so that the kitten could pretend to come to take a bath? Didn't the mountain woman want to watch people take a bath? She jumped down to see how comfortable it was!
Cat's Claw tightened his clothes, looked at Hao Ye timidly, unable to explain the reason why he couldn't go, just wanted to hold Hao Ye's hand to prevent him from taking off his clothes.
"Pretend!" Hao Ye gestured to the kitten with his eyes.
The kitten shook its head like a rattle, but pressed the cat's paw against the wolf's paw to keep it from moving.
"I don't peek!" Haoye lip-synced.
The kitten was even more unwilling to shake the cat's head faster - he didn't want to be torn apart by a group of crazy women, and then be exposed by the old man.
So there were two people leaning against the rock crack that squeezed in, and when claws came and went, a voice saved them both: "Ha, I caught them..."
Afterwards, you chased and beat me outside the stone, shouted and shouted for a moment, and the cry of help intertwined, and it seemed to go a long way along the way...
"Huh——" the cat's paw touched his heart, a false alarm!
"..." Haoye wanted to say something but heard that some women who hadn't run far came back first.
"Really, I just washed it clean, and I'm sweating again!"
"I think those two boys will be shameless tomorrow! Hahaha! Sister Shancha is really amazing!"
"Haha, that's..."...
The sound of rushing water was heard again, Haoye who wanted to go back had no interest in peeping at all, he just turned his head...
Haoye found this gap——
The position they squeezed into is really good, the group of girls are really... really seen at a glance, and they suddenly feel uncomfortable, and they can't help but look at the kitten silently with guilty eyes, only to see the kitten is looking at it with its head tilted. Very serious.
Hao Ye's eyes widened in disbelief, and he knew why he was immediately angry, but he was excited when he heard the kitten say, "Look, look—they all have breasts!"
Women have breasts... Hao Ye suddenly felt that the woman in front of him was stupid, Hao Ye subconsciously glanced at it, and it turned out that the breasts were big, and then he looked back at the little cat habitually, and couldn't help but feel depressed, flat!
And it's not so flat, because the kitten's breasts are under one of Hao Ye's palms at some point, and the feeling under the palm tells Hao Ye that his wife's breasts are even flatter than his own...
Frustration is depression, but in this situation, Hao Ye still felt uncomfortable. It was the first time they got so close after they got married—he was drunk on the night of the bridal chamber, and later slept in the study.
"Hey?"
The little cat turned around to share his discovery with Haoye, only to find that Haoye was as red as a steamed shrimp, and his eyes were fixed on his chest——
flat!
The kitten looked down, but Haoye's hand was pressed against his chest by his own cat's claws... The cat's eyes were so thick that he didn't know when it was placed on his flat chest, and he immediately let go of the cat. With a guilty conscience, the kitten tried to hold its breath, letting its flat chest escape from Haoye's clutches.
He backed away, but found that Hao Ye was approaching slowly, he couldn't help raising his eyes quietly, just in time to meet Hao Ye's changed color eyes, and then saw Hao Ye's approaching lips in the big cat's eyes.
In the end, my mind went blank—as if a bird flew over my head, and with a flutter, my soul flew away.
I don't know if it's the hot weather or Haoye thinks it's not hot enough. The kitten just feels that Haoye is getting tighter and tighter. In the end, the kitten's two paws are stuck to the wall, and it is almost crushed by Haoye's whole body on the big rock. Soft cat fur cushions.
Hao Ye's eyes were as black as ink, but his whole body seemed to be on fire. He clumsily bit the kitten's lips, grabbed the kitten's few breaths, plundered and seized the kitten like a demon, and his mind was full of only one thing. Thinking more, more, more... I don't even know when the girls in the river left.
The kitten didn't come back to his senses, he didn't understand why Haoye became a hungry wolf in the mountains, he had never seen tits like this before.
"Hao... Haoye..." the kitten murmured, wanting to say that you kissed the wrong person, I am a man, a man...
"En?" Hao Ye clung tightly to the kitten's body which could not be pressed any longer, feeling that it was not enough for no reason, and what immediately came to his mind was the small note in the book when he came here - "I want to die"...
"It's...it's...it's dark." The kitten reminded tremblingly, saying in his heart that he should
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