Kitten's Escape from Marriage

Take a bath, bathe, and apply fragrance?

When the kitten woke up with its head tilted, he was being lifted out of Baihuameijiu by Chiguoguodi, and placed on the special chopping board of Sanniang, to carry out the last three of No.30's six devil processes:

Turn it over, turn it over, oil it, smear it and pluck it!

With a jolt, the kitten immediately woke up from the nightmare, wanting to stretch its limbs cooperatively and habitually as before, to be a competent piece of sauce meat, but...

But, he clearly remembered that he was still shivering in the cold water just now, Hao Ye...by the way, Hao Ye caught him...and, then...didn't kill him?

The kitten wanted to scratch its head and think hard, but a group of savage women actually held his limbs, making him look like a barbecue on a rack.So he turned the cat's head and stared straight at Sanniang who was stirring the spices with a pair of dark innocent eyes.

Sanniang pretended not to see, picked up the flat wooden spoon and sealed the kitten into a plaster man without saying a word, and the rest of the cat's face was inevitably masked.

"Three..." The kitten wanted to speak.

Sanniang applied the last spoonful of ointment, and said calmly, "Don't talk, or don't blame me for growing cat whiskers."

The kitten shut up immediately, and opened a pair of wet eyes, really worried that Sanniang would also seal his nose and mouth.

Sanniang also sighed, not understanding how this silly boy came back at this juncture: "You..." Accept your fate!We young people don't cry until they see the coffin, and we want to consummate the house with you.

After finally removing the plaster cast, sitting in front of the diorama and dressing up in the middle of the night, the kitten drools, flustered, not beating, scolding or killing!They don't intend to sell him as a woman, do they?

The more Kitty thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. Thinking about it, although he didn’t eat much in Dazhai, he didn’t need to talk about big white rice. It was just spent on these money, which ordinary girls and daughters-in-law have never seen before. It's enough for his kitten to live comfortably for several years...

"San San San San Niang... What are you doing here?" Looking at the long hair that had been cut with a knife, it was trimmed, and it was soaked in Hao Ye's favorite sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance, oiled, and combed. Hanging on the sides like satin, the kitten panicked: Is it too detailed and soft?

The feeling of Maomao made the kitten feel that he is not bacon today, but a specially cooked roast suckling pig...

Especially when Sanniang discarded all silver ornaments, stroked the ends of her hair very gently, and gently tied it up with a ribbon embroidered with bright red water satin, the kitten began to tremble.

"Don't move!" Sanniang kept a straight face, and wiped the kitten's lips with the fingertips that had just picked out the rouge as big as water drops, and the person in the mirror suddenly saw that it was as gorgeous as a rose.

The kitten's lips trembled, and the fool knew what it was going to do. It looked at Sanniang pitifully with its cat eyes, and said silently: Doesn't he know that I am a man?

Sanniang frowned and shook her head, how could she know what the young man was thinking - she knew he was a man, but he wanted someone to dress up carefully, and said that he wanted to consummate the house, which frightened the old man, the eldest lady and her who conspired to participate in the exchange.

"I want him to be more beautiful than any day in the past!" When the young man threw the stripped and dirty kitten on her bed, his narrowed eyes were full of threats.

Consummation?Sanniang trembled, she might as well pity herself first if she pity the kitten!Hastily sent over there a scarlet gauze to wrap the kitten, and then a satin cloak with a hood.

"Pants..." Kitten couldn't help wiping his legs to remind him that it was still cool underneath him.

Miao Sanniang raised her head: "The young man said no!"

The kitten's eyes widened, its face flushed, and it suddenly remembered Haoye's frightening expression before being thrown to Sanniang, and couldn't help but tremble three times!He subconsciously protected his own baby, he remembered Hao Ye said that there was a kind of punishment that could make people instantly and completely male or female...

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trembling——

All the way into Hao Ye's study.

The kitten flinched and took small steps, moved along the door and then the wall, raised its eyes secretly, peeked at Haoye timidly, and didn't notice it at all, the room was filled with a fragrance of flowers, and the candles were also flickering. A kind of enchanting taste.

Cowardly, the kitten was half-pushed and half-pushed to the center of the room. It couldn't help but tighten its legs to cover up the coldness below, thinking that it must protect its little brother no matter what.

Hao Ye was holding the book, as if he was working hard, with a wave of his hand, the maids on the left and right immediately stepped back and left, and the kitten immediately lay down at Hao Ye's feet and said, "I, I, I... are not the eldest lady!"

The voice above the head asked faintly: "You are not me, Fujin, how would you know that I regard you as her?"

Little Maoyan Gulu: "Have you heard from someone?"

"Really?" The voice above the head was cold, but a hand was stretched out obscenely, and slid along the kitten's face to the skirt of the neck. Everywhere it passed, the kitten felt a kind of tremor.

"I... I, I, I am a man!" The kitten lowered its head, and subconsciously skillfully pressed the hand that only had to reach a certain place, shaking its courage.

"I don't believe it! You feel the same taste as my wife! Do you know what it's like?" The voice above his head lowered his voice and asked, and the evil hand slid back along the same path with the evil voice, and the prank slowed down.

The kitten's face twitched, its body twitched, and it trembled from an inexplicable feeling.

"Keep your head up." The voice above the head was lazy.

Kneeling under Hao Ye's knees, the kitten raised its head slightly: "I... I am... a man... No, not your wife!"

As he said that, the kitten raised its head, but immediately lowered it again, because Haoye's outfit tonight was quite disturbing——

He seemed to have just taken a bath, and the tightly buttoned robes of the past had all been taken off, and he was wearing a jacket, inside which was a semi-permeable autumn-colored satin-fronted underwear, and his wheat-colored skin was under the firelight. There is a honey-colored temptation, and the clothes and pants are only tied with a bamboo green sweat towel, as if once loosened...

The kitten lowered its head even lower, not knowing what it was thinking!His face was burning red.

Haoye suppressed his smile, he still has a sense of crisis!I really want to bite the kitten's voluptuous lips repeatedly. Sanniang is really good at it, and the mud pig can also become Chang'e.But Haoye didn't move, he still didn't know what to do.

He sat at the table and pretended to drink tea, squinting at the open book on the table, the first step in intercourse: undressing... So he said with a straight face, "Take off your clothes!"

Kneeling in Haoye's burning smile, the kitten raised its head again: "I...I'm really...a man...no, not your wife!" Just think about it...

The kitten tried its best to widen the cat's eyes. Could it be that his eyes still look like women?Not a little handsome?Man's smell?

Naturally, Haoye didn't notice the smell of a man, he could see a pair of eyes trying to make love, luring the enemy in.

Haoye looked at the little cat's appearance of steaming shrimp with amusement, and smiled: "You say you are not my wife? Are you a man?"

The kitten nodded immediately.

Hao Ye laughed, and changed the topic: "I only believed in my own eyes since I was a child, you took off, let me see!" When things came to an end, you still lied to Hao Ye?Think he Hao Ye is an idiot?male?That's it?So what is he looking forward to from spring to now?Men are not spared either!

The kitten frowned, and put his hand on the neckline that was already slightly open, unable to take it off, especially Haoye's eyes, which cast a biting excitement from the book, so bright that it was uneasy to think about it!

"Or do you think it's more appropriate for me to touch...?"

Haoye was holding a teacup to cover most of his face, he couldn't do it today, he was an idiot!How about men?Isn't Yongming and Fuheng a couple!Secretly cuddled together at night, dawdling, don't think that Hao Ye was too young to understand at that time!Children's eyes are sharp!

When the kitten heard it, "Touch?" Where?His face turned red all of a sudden, he was so ashamed when he was accidentally brushed by those girls before, but now he let Hao Ye touch it... It's very scary!No matter how ashamed I have to take it off.

Trembling, the kitten lowered its head and began to untie the gauze dress that was wrapped around itself, which was not much better than not wearing it. It felt like a woman dedicated herself, and I was very embarrassed... I accidentally raised my eyes, but saw Haoye's eyes Bright as a midnight wolf!She flinched, and almost pulled the clothes that were about to fall back to their original position again.

This is not undressing, it's clearly a recommendation to feed wolves!The kitten trembled and wondered, he is a man, why should he be afraid?Could it be that he is afraid of being eaten... But, the kitten was so useless that he was afraid of Hao Ye, a young wolf boy!

"hurry up!"

Hao Ye pulled the front of his shirt, feeling slightly hot and anxious, and when the kitten took off so slowly, Hao Ye would not understand who was messing with whom, "I'll finish it with ten clicks, otherwise..." Haoye smiled sinisterly, as expected, it's better to do it yourself!Haoye's hands were itchy, ready to move, if it wasn't... He looked at the pile of books again, speechless, Yongming, Yongming, why can't you make a mistake, and give your brother a copy for your reference.

When the kitten heard Hao Ye's words, it sweated, closed its eyes, let go of its hands, and moved swiftly, the fluffy gauze gently brushed against its thighs and fell down!

The kitten doesn't dare to raise its head, but even if it doesn't, it can still feel that the hairs all over its body are standing on end by someone's eyes, every inch and inch, and as a certain gaze sweeps over it, it is full of softness and heat. He couldn't help turning his body slightly, subconsciously tightening his legs.

Why haven't you seen it yet?The little cat raised its eyes in embarrassment, but after being swept by Hao Ye, Chi Guoguo's eyes were forced back to the low-slung little daughter-in-law's shape, annoyed alone: ​​Although he was taken off by Hao Ye, he rubbed against her , somewhere to look up and feel ashamed, it's just...

It's just that after being looked at like this, the kitten feels that somewhere seems to be slowly raising its head...

Finally, after waiting and waiting, when the gauze had been kissing the ground for a long time, and it seemed that even the body temperature on it was getting cold, the kitten was finally unable to continue to breathe under Haoye's summer-like gaze, he swallowed Swallowing, after a few hesitation, he opened his mouth timidly, and reminded someone whose eyes were busy looking between the book and his legs repeatedly, asking: "Is it okay?" Can you see that I am a man?

Haoye is frowning, thinking about the abstraction between the erotic pictures sent by his friend Yongming and real people, studying the style of men and women.

Suddenly it was confirmed that the kitten was a man, and Hao Ye realized that he was not prepared enough, because Yong Ming's book didn't mention it at all... I only vaguely remembered that a certain brother said that the matter of Longyang seems to be similar to that of men and women, but there are some differences. different……

What's the difference?

Haoye has a big head, and he is not familiar with men and women, but if he waits any longer, he will be suffocated, unable to get off the tiger, and he is so anxious that he can't figure it out.Hearing the little cat's question, he came back to his senses, raised his head and put the book down, only remembering that the second step was kissing, and then...

So Haoye looked very embarrassed, frowned and said: "My wife and I haven't had sex together, so..."

"So..." the kitten asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"I don't know what a woman is like!" Hao Ye smiled harmlessly.

The kitten stares round, what does that mean?

"So please lie on the bed!" Hao Ye smiled innocently, hiding his wagging fox tail.God knows that if he continues to read this book, he will go crazy, and he also needs to be relieved, so let's continue to explore in the relief!

The author has something to say: Looking back suddenly, I found a lot of typos, sorry.

I have tried my best, but it seems that it is not good enough!Hey~~~~~~~~~~~