Kitten's Escape from Marriage

Secret techniques are certainly attractive, but compared to the midwinter season, Dazhai has recently gathered all kinds of exorcism techniques from Siling, which is really unattractive.

This morning, as usual, Lingnan was covered with light sleet after winter, and the rain and snow were not heavy, but when I looked up, I could see icicles on the roof that looked like spears hanging down from the eaves, and then a sneaky cat When people are not paying attention, the claw will break off a small section in an instant, and put another small section into the steaming porridge.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Miao Miao stood at the door of the firewood room, covering her mouth and coughing twice, while looking around.

Then a cat's paw immediately covered Miao Miao's mouth, with a low voice seductive: "If you don't tell me, I'll give you a share."

Miao Miao rolled her eyes, who cares about the white porridge, it doesn't taste much in her mouth, but she doesn't understand what's wrong with the kitten recently, although Haoye has issued a fasting order, but it's not enough to keep the kitten from eating, right?

"How much did you steal again?"

Miao Miao looked at the kitten's sea bowl that seemed to get bigger again, and suddenly felt that the kitten had lifted the washbasin, her eyes swept across the kitten's rounded belly, and finally understood The headman and grandma were worried.Although the former is worried about harmful things, the latter is worried that the child will grow too fat.

"Not much!" The two cat's paws held the stolen big tile bowl and drank heavily. It was really not much, just a gourd spoon full.

"You won't steal the whole pot!" Miao Miao swallowed, watching the speed at which the kitten opened its mouth and lifted the pot into its mouth, feeling that the porridge was very fragrant. Touching its belly, Miao Miao felt I also want to eat, "You save some for me."

"Have I eaten?" The kitten drank more than half of it, put down the basin and stared at the cat's eyes to show that he was not full.

"You're too embarrassed to take the master's share and steal our servant's share...give me some too." Miao Miao hurriedly went to grab the kitten's bowl.

The kitten opened its mouth wide, put the small basin by its mouth and poured it out.

"Are you a man?" Miao Miao snatched the bowl, looking at the empty tile bowl, annoyed.

"Men also want to eat!" The kitten grabbed the tile bowl and licked it again, speaking confidently, joking that he still has cubs in his stomach, how could he not be full.

"The young man won't give you food?" Miao Miao looked sideways at the kitten, never seen such a stingy and delicious man.

The kitten finished licking the bowl intently, looked at Miao Miao, with complicated expressions, either he would not give him food, or he would never get enough to eat. When Haoye and Sanniang heard him say that he was hungry, they stared wide-eyed, like his little cat Cats are monsters.

Listless, a cat's paw touched its stomach, and the kitten said with a depressed face, "Miao Miao, tell the truth, is my child not good?"

Miao Miao was taken aback, she didn't understand why the kitten asked such a question suddenly, but her grandmother said that she was pregnant with a child in her stomach, and a child who gained weight rapidly, would it be bad?

"I've never seen one better than yours." Miao Miao frowned, and no matter how capable the wife was, she would at least look like a pregnant woman after six months of pregnancy. Apart from the big belly, the only kitten crawled up and down the window , in order to order something to eat, I have never seen anyone who is more flexible than him, like a wild cat in the mountains.

"Then why..."

The kitten chewed the unswallowed rice grains, put down the bowl, and stared at Miao Miao: "Everyone looks strange to me?" Still nervously following him in front of and behind him, the sound was full of "Cat, be careful, don't dodge, slow down, slow down... my ancestors... お稥冂第四论坛" was so nasty The kitten trembled when nothing happened.But Hao Ye, who should be the most happy, stares at his face every day, looking at his stomach with pain and sorrow written on his face, as if he wants to say goodbye to life and death.

The most outrageous thing is Sanniang, who writes and draws with a pen all day long. She is not a scholar, but she pretends to be a serious person, asking him "how does it feel?" from morning to night. How does his kitten feel?How would you feel if you weren't full?Just hungry!What's more, without food, Sanniang still took a ruler to measure his stomach every day to study how big it was. Could it be that he still wanted to starve him to lose weight? .

"Strange? Why?" Miao Miao smiled harmlessly, trying not to look strange in her own eyes. How can it not be strange for a man to be pregnant?I also asked people why he was surprised. Isn't this a pig going out to ask people, isn't it fat?

The kitten scratched Xiaoyuan's stomach, and shook his head: "I know why I asked you?" It's not the first time she is pregnant with a child, and everyone is not surprised at the first time, but now it's weird, which really puzzles the kitten. Could it be that he Really eating too much?But hungry, it’s annoying to be hungry when you’re pregnant with a child. Imagine that when you’re hungry, there’s a little thing scratching inside, reminding you constantly, and rolling around inside like crying, can you stop eating?

"Tell me, is it because the child came too soon?" The kitten blurted out, the cat's face became a little uneasy, a little red, the cat's paws put down the tile bowl, and scratched its stomach a little bit embarrassed, it was because Hao Ye had no restraint, but Thinking about it carefully, the kitten found that he actually liked that intemperance!

Miao Miao didn't understand what the kitten was doing with its head down, scratched its head and said, "It's not too fast!" According to Grandma's calculation, the little thing in her belly should have been born more than two months before Wu Ming gave birth, about the same time as the baby. Wu Ming was conceived at the same time when she was thinking behind closed doors. She said that it was only about six months now, which was more than two months too late.

The kitten rubbed its stomach and laughed: "Really?" Thinking of that day, the old man asked himself, "Three months...at that moment, cat, aren't you in my yard?"

At that time, that tone clearly asked how the kitten got here, especially at that time when Apa was still holding the kitten's paw with a smile, his eyes were full of kindness, incomparable kindness, and he saw the kitten's face was very thin. It didn't dare to lift it up for many days, it wasn't because Sanniang just came in, Apa didn't ask, the kitten suspected that he would melt on the floor, and got into the gap and didn't dare to come out, so he asked knowingly!As a big man, he was already very embarrassed by being treated like that, and he kept mentioning where to put his kitty face.

"Of course it's true!" Miao Miao immediately ignored the kitten's bright cat eyes, and glanced to the other side to avoid distraction. Suddenly, she remembered her purpose of coming here, and hurriedly grabbed the kitten to go out and said, "We It's time to go, it is said that the Gu master outside... no, the exorcist is already in the yard!"

"Exorcism again?" The kitten was reluctant, thinking of the old woman who killed chickens and sheep and burned a pot of charcoal fire in front of him the day before yesterday, first killed chickens and sheep, and then twisted around him like a convulsion, which was called a magic dance. , the kitten panicked in his heart, where is it exorcising evil spirits and praying for blessings, it is clearly pretending to be ghosts in broad daylight to scare people!Not to mention that afterwards, the woman even poured chicken blood all over her body... Although in order to appease himself, Haoye made the kitten an extra meal with the chicken as an apology.

"Well, that's not it! Let's go over quickly, if it is known that you are stealing here..." Miao Miao succeeded in saying a word, and the kitten followed her quietly.

"You won't say it?" The kitten leaned over and whispered, afraid of Haoye's eyes that were getting redder, especially when he heard that he ate too much, he looked like he could eat people.

"If you don't embarrass me..." Miao Miao smiled, ignoring the kitten's uneasy mood, lying on the door and looking around, seeing no one, she immediately dragged the kitten and ran out.

"I'm a man...how could I make it difficult for you... Besides, I helped you..." As soon as the kitten entered the compound, he shyly promised, and before he finished speaking, he saw Haoye's pale face Knowing when to stand behind them, glaring at himself and Miao Miao, he was speechless immediately.

"Where have you been?" Haoye recently saw that everyone was angry, especially the kitten's belly was growing like a drum every day, so he felt nervous, but the kitten seemed to be fine, and knew to eat, and it was nothing but eating.

"Accompany Missy for a walk, he said he was bored." Miao Miao laughed quickly, ignoring Haoye's condensed eyes.

"Yeah!" The kitten hugged his stomach and agreed, he definitely didn't try to steal it.

"Just the two of you? What about Sanniang, what about the other servants..." Hao Ye raised his eyebrows, he also felt restless here, and almost invited all the famous Gu masters from the entire Siling, the kitten is fine, eat Sleep well, take a walk with a beautiful woman to accompany you?Thinking of a beautiful woman to accompany her, Hao Ye's sharp eyes couldn't help but glance at the growing Miao Miao, is it time to get married?

Miao Miao nodded. She used to be a little apprehensive about it, but now that the kitten has a belly bigger than a watermelon, who would always remember to treat him as a man, and Miao Miao never regarded the kitten as normal from the first sight people.

Haoye's face was getting greener and greener, and he dragged the kitten upstairs, Miao Miao was Sanniang's granddaughter and hadn't married yet, so it was inconvenient to care about it.

The kitten was speechless being dragged, hugged and half embraced upstairs by Haoye, thinking that he had such a big belly, what to do, there was no chance, right?But the kitten dare not say it, and is used to telling him that it is wrong to say more, and it is not wrong to say nothing.

Kicking the door into the room, closing the door, Haoye's familiar accusation came like a surging river:

"Do you know that you are pregnant with Liujia now... Do you know about women's virtues and appearance..."

The kitten rubbed its stomach, sighed, and scolded him for being a woman!Although it doesn't understand, the kitten still tries to stare at the cat's eyes seriously, guessing whether Haoye's mood is good or bad at the moment, recently Haoye is very abnormal, like a cat bitten by a snake, it blows its hair when it's okay.

"Do you know that I am so worried every day, and do you know who I am tossing and turning every day because of..." Haoye looked at the kitten's eyes that were getting more and more confused, sighed and embraced him, "What should I do with you?" ?”

The kitten's paws patted Haoye's anxiety, he didn't understand Haoye's anxiety, could it be that he was not happy to have a baby?Or is it because of Xiong Xiong's behavior that he is so worried?In fact, as long as you give him food, the child will become fat.

"We will be fine, Hao Ye, we will be fine, the child will be fat, even fatter than Wu Ming's." The kitten put Hao Ye's hand on his stomach, wanting Hao Ye to rest assured that his stomach It is much bigger than last time, and he has been able to eat very well. He feels that the child in his belly will be well-raised. He wants to say not to control his food intake, but the words come to his mouth, thinking of eating in January, Hao Ye's expression made the kitten silent automatically.

"Kitten..." Haoye hesitated to speak, hugging the kitten tightly.

"En!" The kitten hugged Hao Ye's neck tightly, and put Hao Ye's hand on his stomach, wanting Hao Ye to feel the little life in his stomach that is getting stronger and stronger, and will definitely raise it up.

"..." Haoye closed his eyes, and was forced to put his hand on the kitten's belly silently like every night, to feel the little thing protruding under his palm, and caress it carefully in his palm.

Maybe it's an illusion, Hao Ye sometimes feels that it is a small hand stretched out, and sometimes it feels that it is a capricious little foot kicked over, after a long time, Hao Ye will also imagine that it is a child, a child who is The cat was having a lot of fun in its belly, the child who was waiting for the arrival, who would turn the entire Dazhai upside down and disrupt his life with the kitten——

If it's each other's children... Haoye dare not think about it, fearing that he won't be able to keep the kitten because of lack of support.

"It will grow up, he will be born, we will raise him up, it would be better if it is a boy!" The kitten said in a low voice, not because he doesn't like girls, but because he is a boy, and two big men bring a My daughter, I can't let Sanniang and those wet nurses take care of her. He also wants to teach his children to climb trees and fish to grow into the best warriors in the mountains.

"En!" Hao Ye closed his eyes and answered in a trance, but felt the palm under his palm, as if groping, this life seemed to know his worry and was comforting him carefully, as if asking for the right to be born.

Hao Ye wanted to withdraw his hand, afraid that if he touched it again, he would change his mind and let this little thing devour the kitten's life day by day. He really didn't want much, as long as the kitten would accompany him to live a normal life. Son, he dare not expect.

"..." The kitten's paw pressed Haoye's hand that was about to withdraw, and the cat's eyes stared at Haoye. He didn't understand why Haoye's eyes were covered by the mist.

"Those bosses don't listen to you?" Kitten frowned and thought about it, thinking that the only thing that can bother Haoye is those bosses with scars on their faces outside the Dazhai. Although... Seeing the kindness that he always smiles, he seems like a good person again.

Haoye sighed, this silly cat is the only one who can make Haoye like this, but this silly cat doesn't know: "Little cat, we will be together forever!" The cat's jaw is kissed, for the kitten, he will sacrifice everything.

outside the door. "It's so cold, why don't you go in?" Apa, who was stepping up the stairs, suddenly found Sanniang standing outside the door in a daze for a long time, puzzled, and said to push the door.

"I think it's better to wait!" A trace of embarrassment flashed across Sanniang's face, she reached out her hand to stop Apa, and said, "Wait for them to come out!"

Apa frowned, and insisted on knocking on the door to go in: "Could it be, you didn't say that a kitten with a big belly can't make out, how did you do it..." The tone was quite unpleasant because of the anxiety, but before he finished speaking, Sanniang turned cold in an instant His cold eyes swept over him, but he didn't feel silent.

Sanniang hurriedly lowered her eyes, withdrew her hand, pretending that nothing had happened, and stepped aside carefully, with a respectful look.

Apa didn't go in, just froze outside the door, looked at Sanniang who was looking straight ahead from the corner of her eye, dared not say anything, stared at the door slowly for a long time and said: "I shouldn't be so fierce to you! "

Sanniang just lowered her eyes, stared at the floor and continued without saying a word.

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