HP for world peace

The night is fascinated outside the window, the distant scenery is blurred and the outline is shrouded in misty mist, the world is cold and dark.No one would want to go out at this time, the fear of the night makes people tense up.

In the room with the curtains drawn tightly, a feast of blood is taking place...

The monster can easily tear apart its prey with its sharp claws that took out the internal organs and groped for its eyeballs from the dinner plate. There were two hollows on its weird face, and two slits were cracked in the palm of its deformed palm. It stuffed the eyeballs it touched. Into the crack of the palm of the hand...the ignorant walks forward without looking back.The monster raised its palms to the sides of its head, and it found eyes for itself to stare at its prey... It approached the ignorant little girl noiselessly with strange staggering steps... It wanted to tear her chest apart. To take out her warm, blood-drenched internal organs...

In the hall of Paleman's Blood Feast, Paleman is chasing the frightened little girl, and a scene from "Pan's Labyrinth" is being played in front of my bed like a movie with my memory magic. (I put Paleman's picture below, ╮(╯3╰)╭Don't dare to watch horror movies alone, children just skip it~)

Voldy lay next to me and looked at Paleman on the screen with embarrassment, "It really challenges human aesthetics."

"..." You really challenged my common understanding of children.This kind of image that makes children have nightmares, why don’t you scream a few times before telling me how scary it is, instead, you look very disgusted by its tasteless appearance and say that it challenges human aesthetics.Is it because your nerves are thick or your guts are superhuman.

"Does it really exist? I mean, can we have one?"

"...I don't think so." I replied with an embarrassing face.very good, very powerful.The little radish is worthy of being the world's number one terrorist with the potential to destroy the earth. When I saw this kind of thing once, I wanted to pull out a gun and shoot it in the head. I wish I hadn't seen it before, but he actually wanted to raise one.Sure enough, it was still distorted in the orphanage. It is not acceptable to be distorted like this. If you want to raise animals, you can raise them in a normal way.If I really keep this thing at home, I'm afraid my nerves won't be able to bear it.

"It looks like fun."

"Really?" What's so funny about it, except for its ridiculous face made of palms that use five fingers as eyelashes.

"It must be a dark magic creature, a rare breed. There may be a curse or something."

"It's clearly not a domesticated creature, it's too ugly." If you dare, the old lady will be the first to hang you up and pump.What is wrong with raising this kind of thing that can blind my eyes? The aesthetics of elves are stubborn to the point. Although I evolved from human to elf bloodline and the things passed down from the bloodline are incomplete, the aesthetics are still affected to a certain extent. of.I can still accept you raising a Bumpman, but Bumpman looks like a human being anyway, it's just that there are two more salty egg eyes.

I can guarantee that Carrot watched the movie while dreaming about the strange creatures such as Faun, Paleman, and elf in the movie.After reading my so-called bedtime story, the light from the screen in the room faded into darkness.

The little radish lying obediently next to me asked me again at the end, "Can we raise it?"

"No." I replied firmly.The child's pet plot is quite distorted, making me, a father, very haggard.I'm really afraid that someday some strange thing will blind me in my cute, beautiful and comfortable home. A son who is so interested is very threatening!

As a good father who cares about children in the new era, I feel that the responsibility is heavy and the task is arduous. I must standardize the cognition of the pet species of radish to the normal range, for myself!

After he fell asleep with his breathing steady, I opened my eyes and thought for a long time in the dark alone, trying to figure out how to materialize Pikachu, the beloved Pokemon.In the end, the incarnation full of resentment died, the head of the regiment cursed me to raise a child, and the old orange peel who wanted to think about this kind of problem, hurry up and go through time.Hurry up and go hand in hand with Big Egg Lord God on the revolutionary road to a better future, don't come back to him!

At the breakfast table the next day, the unwilling little radish cut a poached egg and asked me, "Can't I really have one?"

"..." Raise one for what?I swallowed the fruit salad with a dull expression and thought, Paleman, who has an incomplete face and failed to evolve in the history of biology, is disgusting, or no matter how you look at it, he is not a faun that normal people would like?Sure enough, it's better to raise Bumpman~ It's a dream.

"What does the elf use to open the passage to another world?"

Faced with little radish's exuberant curiosity, I calmly put down the tableware and wiped my mouth with a napkin, and replied: "It is said that people who see elves can never come back after reaching another world, commonly known as time travel. And elves Its magical power comes from a god who likes to hide behind the wheel of fortune and watch dramas, and is known as the great god of time travel."

"Is this god amazing?"

"Whether he is great or not I don't know. There are countless people who praise him, but those who hate him will curse him with the most vicious words."

Voldy said thoughtfully, "He probably has a bad character."

Child, you are the truth!When my mother first wore it, she expressed the highest respect to the God of time travel as soon as she woke up. In the following years, I greeted his family from time to time.But now I am calm, we are neither resentful nor happy, as long as we live, there is nothing I cannot accept.When it’s time to be calm, we should remain calm and let the thunder roll on top of others’ heads. I am as immobile as a mountain, neither happy with things nor sad with myself, and then enlightened and enlightened, it’s time to become a fairy, and the Lord Buddha is right in front of you The world of bliss awaits us.

"Do elves really exist?" Little Carrot asked again.I have no doubt that once I nod and say yes, he'll come back right away.

I answered ambiguously, "Kobold in the flower field, our garden engineer spirit is also a kind of elf." After thinking about it, I added, "So is Sasha." By the way, your father, I am a big elf .

"I'm not talking about them, they're all too common."

"A rare elf? A little flying human-shaped elf with butterfly wings or dragonfly wings?" I said as if I had turned into an elf.

"Yeah." Little Carrot nodded vigorously, "Where can I find the elves?"

With some headaches, I called out to Sasha, who was once the gold medal winner of the Encyclopedia of Encyclopedia of Magic World, to let the almighty aborigine, Sasha, explain these things to Little Radish that I don't understand.

Sasha stood in front of us with a pair of presbyopic glasses on the bridge of her nose, and her round yellow-brown eyes shone with wisdom. She began to give a serious lecture, "There are wizards and magical creatures in this world. Wizards are like A person who has the magic power to cast magic just like Master Voldy. Magical creatures are relatively high-end existences, such as elves, vampires, mermaids, Veela, etc. Ghosts, goblins, fairies, etc. The ones with insect wings that Master Voldy mentioned should refer to common fairies. There are many kinds of fairies, with wings of different shapes and colors, and their IQ is not high. Fairies hold A magic wand like a branch, with weak magic power, usually used by wizards directly or as decorations after casting spells. We can find them in woodland or forest clearings. Kobold in the flower field of Vikram master belongs to Goblins, one of those rare goblins who, instead of being mischievous, enjoy tending gardens for wizarding families. Sasha is a house-elf, as much a goblin as a gothic dwarf at Gringotts."

Obviously dissatisfied with what he heard, Voldy urged, "Tell me more about the magical creature elves."

Shasha lifted her glasses and said, "The elves are high-level existences, very similar to humans, with pointed ears, long life, good at art, noble, elegant, smart, beautiful, a certain degree of cleanliness and nature. One. Good at using natural magic and bows and arrows, living in the kingdom of elves, elves with different attributes form different tribes, and there is the supreme ruler, the elf queen of light. Elves are usually disorderly and kind, they are hostile to evil races, and good races They can all get along well. In the current magic world, it is rare to see pure-blooded elves appearing, and they are all in the elf kingdom. The existing elves in the magic world are all descendants of mixed blood between elves and humans in the Merlin era. According to records, a small number of powerful The elves can take the form of little elves, similar to flower fairies. Perhaps Master Voldy is referring to this kind of elves."

Seeing the excited little radish running to discuss the race and abilities of magical creatures with Sasha, I regretted showing him the few European fairy tale movies we had seen last night, which aroused his pet craze. .So, how embarrassing is he for me!I just want to test his guts. Why do I have to worry about failures in the history of biological evolution in my home? I don’t want strange things that hit my eyes~ Silently, I am full of emotions, and I am melancholy Looking at the snow-capped world outside the window.At this moment, I really miss the person who always appears in the eyes of the tiny earthlings with an extremely righteous body when people are about to be attacked by little monsters. With an extremely strong 3-minute heat, he and the little monster sumo up to red. When the lights are on, the little monster that harms the eyes of the people on the earth is brought to life with an incomparably heroic image that is deeply remembered by the people on earth. An extremely romantic princess hugs two huge species and flies towards the sun with great joy... Far away, it disappears with the little monster. Bumpman in the eyes of the people on earth~ I don't want to raise Bumpman anymore, let's ask Bumpman to take the little carrot monster away from the earth. 0rz If there is really a bump in this world, I will pray, but unfortunately not.So I seriously thought about the problem. Compared with Paleman, elves are indeed much better. At least they are small in size and beautiful in appearance.But the number is too small. I have been in this world for 7 years, and I have met a few vampires, but I have not seen a single shadow of the elf.

It doesn't matter if the pixie is rare, we have a backup player - the magical creature pixie.

Find one day to hook up with one.

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, but the Christmas tree at home has not been cut, the decorations in the house have not been done, and the customized Christmas gifts have not been picked up yet.A bunch of things to do ah ~ look at the sky.

Carrying the little radish and asking him to take out the decorations in the storage room, I hurriedly dismissed Sasha and asked her to get a Caucasus fir tree back.Let the two of them talk further, I'm afraid that Little Carrot will dream of raising a prehistoric monster.My eyes will definitely be completely blinded by the appearance of that creature without a trace of beauty.

Prepare for the festival with radish and decorate the house. In fact, the main place to decorate is the living room and corridor. After that, your own room can be decorated according to your personal interests.Our house is a relaxed way of herding sheep. It doesn’t matter if you decorate the room like an underground factory, you can do whatever you like.

After Sasha got back a large Caucasus fir tree that could reach the ceiling of the living room, Little Carrot and I took the magic wand and used floating spells one by one to hang cookies, candy bars, chocolate balls, and small gift boxes on it.In the end, the star on the top of the tree was unable to support the magic because the little radish had no magic power, so I put it on the top of the tree under his unconvinced gaze.

As a personal hobby, I also hung apples, grapes, and cherries on the Christmas tree so that I could pick a few whenever I passed by.

"The ice-shaped candles I ordered will be delivered tomorrow." I smiled and said to Xiaoluo, "You can throw them tomorrow, and you don't need a magic wand." Yes, he needs more practice.

Touching his little head, I told him that I would go out in the afternoon and come back late at night.His homework today is to skip rope for half an hour, and Sasha will accompany him to jog 5 times around the house on the snow, and then water the flowers in the greenhouse.Then do what he likes to do, ban magic that consumes mana, and Sasha keeps an eye on him for being dishonest.

Putting on a fur-collared cloak, I apparated as Little Carrot said goodbye with my wand in my hand.

After a short period of weightlessness, my feet appeared on the ground. Standing in the dark and opaque forest, my magic net immediately established a connection with the forest, and my perception covered the entire forest.After searching for the target, I lamented that a goblin is a goblin, always so greedy.How dare he run away with his old lady's belongings, he owes a lesson!