HP for world peace

The nights at Hogwarts are not so bad every night. You must know that the goddess of love like Venus in the name of love just likes to stir fried crabs.Therefore, after the curfew, the young lovers who were still having a sweet tryst in a corner of the castle were banned repeatedly.

Then, those of us who work hard are those of us who are professors, and we have to be on duty regularly to watch the night.Coincidentally, today is my turn.

So you are not allowed to fall in love early!Every time they come out to act as high-wattage light bulbs when they are preparing to [beep——] to prevent all the men and women in love with sperm and brains from stealing the forbidden fruit, causing some kind of disharmony to happen in this sacred school, I am also very embarrassed. .

I picked up the fourth young couple tonight in the cellar potion classroom. I recognized the boy as Gryffindor sixth grade. He took my class and his grades were pretty good. The symbol on the girl's wizard robe is also Gryffindor .Five out of the eight people I caught were Gryffindors, which is really a vigorous Lions house.

I pushed the glasses on the bridge of my nose, and looked at him as he hurriedly got up from the ground and put on his clothes, "According to the school rules, students are not allowed to leave their dormitories after 11 o'clock. You violated the rules. Gryffin 10 more points will be deducted because you are traveling at night."

Facing the young couple standing obediently in front of me, my face turned pale, and I continued, "20 points will be deducted from Gryffindor. Because you didn't use the condom, which is known as one of the 20 most influential inventions of the 100th century."

Seeing the young couple with red faces rushing into the corridor quickly, I can only say that the children nowadays are really twisted.I'm ashamed to even do X. What I said is really contradictory.

After visiting the cellar, I headed upstairs.In some places close to the wall, I can always hear "bastard, I got fat and stuck again recently", "The wizard's cub is really troublesome everywhere", "I hope there will be a live lamb tomorrow", "Mr. Principal Always don't wear underwear under the robe" and so on.Every time I listen to it, I have the urge to smash the wall with my fist and pull out the demo inside to educate. Damn, don’t listen to gossip everywhere every day, and don’t gossip when you hear it. This makes me feel so embarrassed when I pass by.I really don't want to know that the old principal doesn't wear underwear or anything!

Walk quickly from the cellar to the third floor, because my magic scan found that V is there, and my brain with good information storage told me that I passed by that location a few days ago, and it was a girls' bathroom.When I came to Hogwarts, I found that Voldy is the most arrogant night swimmer in the whole Hogwarts.Relying on knowing some secret ways to come and go without a trace.He often disappears in one place and then appears in another far away place in a second. If I hadn't touched a few magical passages myself, I would have thought that he had also opened the noble privilege to ignore the anti-apparition spell.

Speaking of walking on the road, if something falls from the sky, it will scare the flowers and plants on the side of the road, especially if the fallen thing is suspected to be a corpse. Fortunately, I am passing by, and I am mentally strong enough.Otherwise, this midnight horror scene can make screams topple the castle.

I stood in the middle of the corridor with my hands folded in the wide sleeves, watching with a dull expression a certain magical creature fell through the ceiling and fell to the ground half dead, continuing to lift its corpse.

Just about to pretend that he didn't see anything passing by, Voldy who heard the noise from the bathroom over there came out.

"Father, are you watching the night today?" Voldy said and walked over.

"Yeah. But why is Voldy in the girls' bathroom?" My eyes stretched behind him, looking at the girls' bathroom.Don't tell me you're just curious to go in and take a look.

"... passing by."

I am silent.Then I saw him continue to walk towards me, Mrs. V's face was calm, as if he didn't see something more in the corridor, he stepped on it.A muffled hum came into our ears clearly.I swear by my reputation as the old headmaster who doesn't wear underwear. Voldy, who always had a good expression, looked down and found that there was a person under his feet. He didn't know whether he was more embarrassed or annoyed.

"I didn't realize that there was a person here." Furious, V's foot that was still stepping on the person's body was crushed hard.

I understand what he's thinking. This kid has always been very confident in his own abilities. Today, suddenly there was someone lying here blatantly and he didn't even see him. This took a blow to his confidence.

You have to calm down, child, the reason why you didn't find him is not a problem with your ability at all, I can swear to God it's just a problem with his character.

"Abbott. Edward." Recognizing who was lying on the ground, Voldy turned his head back and asked me, "Father, did you attack him?"

"No, I was just passing by. I just saw him fall through the ceiling." My expression remained unchanged and I smiled slightly.

He nodded knowingly, "He's so unlucky these days that he seems to have married the goddess of misfortune back home. It's best not to get too close to him, or you will get bad luck."

"I'm going to be on patrol next, do you need me to take you back to the Slytherin lounge?"

"I think you should take him to the medical room first, he looks like he's dying." Voldy continued to kick someone with his feet.

"...Stop kicking." The man lying on the ground struggled to raise his bruised and swollen hideous face, which didn't look like a handsome guy, and said weakly, "Hi, it's nice to meet you Vikram. I think I still need to meet Mrs. Evelina, She will definitely not be happy to see me again, I just left the medical room not long ago. Please take me there, I think my leg is broken." He rolled his eyes and fell into a coma.

Voldy was a little surprised, "Someone saw him miraculously getting lost from the first floor to the fourth floor of the castle on the way to the dining hall. It seems to be true. He must have been cursed by a master of black magic."

Because of the recipe problem, I eat in my bedroom except for the opening dinner in the lobby.Vegetarians only eat fruits, and after a long time, they will always be regarded as BT onlookers.So no one gossips about some news to me.

"Maybe you're right. Now I'm going to send him to the medical room. You should go back to the dormitory first. Dumbledore is on duty with me tonight, so be careful not to get caught." I don't know why Voldy and Dumbledore are at odds, When they meet each other, they are always on guard.One day, on a whim, I tried the tea divination mentioned in the book. I compared the book and pondered for a while, and came to the conclusion that the magic stick will be the same.

After saying goodbye to Voldy, I used the Levitation Charm to transport Abbott to the infirmary, and met Dumbledore on the way. Dumbledore shed tears of sympathy for Abbott with great love from his colleagues, and told me about Abbott's various embarrassing experiences in recent days. Dumbledore told me a story in awe-inspiring tone. In Voldy's mouth, this guy was positioned as the bridegroom of the Goddess of Misfortune. When it came to Dumbledore, it was the cruel reality of fighting the evil dragon defying fate, throwing his head and blood, but being helpless. The tragic hero of repression.

I silently labeled Dumbledore with heroic disease on his forehead. This era is really getting more and more regressive. Muggles are all focusing on conquering the moon, and he still has nostalgia for medieval knights.

After sending the bridegroom of the Goddess of Fortune to the medical room safely, I was very interested in helping her put Abbott in the words of Mrs. Evelina when she said that Abbott is really a careless, rough-natured, foolish man with long muscles and no brains, etc. The potion was poured into his mouth.Then Mrs. Evelina greatly praised the widow when she was compared with Abbott, who is a fool, who has long muscles and no brain, and I watched the widow subconsciously retch a few times even though I was in a coma after being infused with the potion. Down, Abbott, in a good mood.

The puppet doll automatically returned to my hands after the curse expired. The next day, Abbott appeared in front of me refreshed. I looked at him and said that it is good to be young.

Abbott was guarding outside my classroom. Immediately after class, he took me to the outside of the castle, "Thank you Vikram, Mrs. Evelina told me that you took care of me that day. You are really my good buddy. Go, today I invite you drink."

hello!You are kidnapping, right? I don't know you well, I really don't!I just fed you a big potion and you don't have to call me buddy.Besides, I poured it on you out of bad taste, it's definitely not brotherly love.

Although I have no class in the afternoon and I will be free, but I have no desire to drink now.Also, why are you still carrying a broom if you're just drinking.

Standing on the grass outside the castle, lobbying for me to ride a broom to the pub in Hogsmeade.

It only takes about [-] minutes to ride a broomstick, and the flight teacher doesn't have to be so dedicated, don't teach me as a student.

Voldy, who was reading a book under a tree by the lake not far away, waved to me as a greeting, and then said into his mouth: Be careful that bad luck will be contagious.

The mess in the wind is not because of Abbott's bad luck in marrying the goddess of fortune, but because of Voldy's sudden appearance by the lake.When I passed by the magic history classroom on the second floor before, I saw Voldy rushing in with his schoolbag on his way to class, so why did he just read a book here calmly.

Noticing something was wrong, I immediately opened the magic net mental scan, one under a tree by the lake in the magic history classroom, and both were reflections of Voldy.When was cloning technology so great?

"Abbott, do you know what kind of magic is used to make two identical people appear at the same time?"

"Maybe it's a time-turner, or hallucinations. There are a few outstanding students in Hogwarts who have a time-turner in their hands. Those smart little wizards spend too much energy on their studies. If they don't exercise enough, their bodies will lose weight." Not strong. For example, like Vikram, staying in the castle all day out of the sun, I heard that you are still a vegetarian. Your skin is too white, your body is too thin, and you can’t show your masculinity. If you play Quidditch, you will Like me balabalabala..."

For Abbott's chatter, I still can't hold back his invitation to drink.I insisted on walking to Hogsmeade, and all the way he talked about Quidditch and wine, and said with a slap on his chest that no one could beat his drinker.I took stock of my physique, and I just hoped that he had brought enough money, otherwise I would throw him in the bar and serve them as a waiter.

Abbott was taken to the infirmary again that night, suffering from alcohol poisoning.