HP for world peace

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That's the same thing about riding a broomstick. Seniors like us with excellent fighting skills who have been trained by the Lord God can get started after a little time to figure out how to operate.Although I am dissatisfied with brooms that are not majestic and embarrassing, the flying effect is still very good.Steady, fast, very witchy feeling...

I floated leisurely in mid-air, and people whizzed past me from time to time.

Although I have no problem with them passing by, don't pass by so frequently, and don't always make a sharp turn when they are about to hit me and give me a wave of shock airflow to make me sway.The traffic accident was caused by the hand slipping of the girls. Even if their skills are very good, but at the critical moment, I can't think about it and bump into it, and there will be a lot of fun.

"Look, our talented Seeker Ben knocks Laurent off his broom with a beautiful Transylvanian fake! Oh, Professor Dumbledore catches him, ok, No. 1 player Ravink Lawrence's Laurent is out! There are still six contestants on the field, and the first to catch the Snitch wins. What? Our lovely Mr. Principal said that the winner of this game can win for himself The college earns 100 points, and these 100 points will be counted into the college points at the end of the year! Come on, Ben! For the Academy Cup! Of course, all the players are cheering!"

Hey, so I really just came out to make soy sauce in full view of everyone, which is considered a passing scene.I don't have any college honors, I'm an outsider.Children, I am here to cheer for you, please don't fight carelessly, let me appreciate how the yellow card and red card in the wizard version of the ball game are.

By the way, the 100-point power of Mr. Principal has been reflected, and the blood of this group of young people is boiling.The contestants flew all over the field like deflated balloons, and the audience roared like crazy with thick necks and red faces.Should I also cooperate and put on a show anyway, otherwise I will be despised for my leisurely appearance.

I really wanted to just fly around the field a few times, but the sound waves from the Ravenclaw stands below bombarded the audience.

"Professor Vikram must not lose!!!"

"Our hope rests on you!"

"Professor Vikram is immortal!"

"To the honor of Ravenclaw!"

No honor, children, I'm really not from Ravenclaw, I can barely say that my adventurous spirit is more in line with Gryffindor's.Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, please keep your eyes open, wear glasses and a magnifying glass. If it doesn’t work, go to the microscope. You will definitely find out that I am not a Ravenclaw!Also, don’t use Immortality on me!

"Ahhhhhhh for 100 points! Come on Professor Vikram!"

I flew silently.

"The intensity of the event exploded like three Galleons and a dozen red rock firecrackers! Ben, well done! Well done lads, oh, last year's best Seeker, Caspar of Slytherin, and our little genius Ben Right on, a nice dive. Caspar in Year 2 will drop out of the Quidditch team in Year 100 to prepare for the Ultimate Wizarding Levels, and Slytherin has been in the House Cup for five consecutive years! And last year Slater The difference between Lin and No.[-] Ravenclaw is only [-] points! If Professor Vikram can show his strength to win the [-] points today, Ravenclaw is very likely to win this year's Academy Cup."

I am a model representative of safe driving. I will not speed or change lanes indiscriminately. I always keep in mind the social appeal of traffic police comrades who put safety first. Drinking, driving, speeding, and overloading are all clouds. I am a good person who puts life first. driver.

Safe driving is important, but compared with the minds of onlookers, driving a UFO on the highway is not a problem.I looked awkwardly at the Ravenclaw teenagers in the stands with hideous faces, and finally they were enraged to the point of collective animalization during my leisurely cutscene behavior...

"Professor Vikram come on!"

"For the sake of the Academy Cup, I have to go!"

"Professor Vikram is the best!"

If the above shouts were accompanied by their excited stomping and waving of the flag, I watched them fly by calmly, then their actions made me feel heavy for the future of the wizarding world because there are such a group of students in Hogwarts .

A group of Ravenclaw teenagers stood on the chairs and stared straight at me with hideous eyes gleaming fiercely, and shouted, "Fuck them! Professor Vikram is brave!"

Hello!In the whole of Hogwarts, I only see Ravenclaw with the blue emblem, and I feel that everyone is quiet, well-behaved and studious. My lovely students, don’t let the image of a good student in my mind collapse. How can I get along in this school full of strange people!This kind of spiritual impact is really exciting!

"Merlin's little pants! Ben dropped his broom, and Caspar won this contest again. It's a pity, but fortunately we still have Professor Edward. Now there is still Professor Edward, the knight of Gryffindor, Slater Prince Voldemort of Lin, Professor Vikram of Ravenclaw Award for Best Temperament, Slytherin's Best Seeker Caspar, and our youngest Hufflepuff third year girl Evan! There is no trace of the Snitch yet , but we know it is hidden in a certain corner of the field, and the players are trying to find the Snitch. But from the beginning of the game to now, we have noticed that Professor Vikram is flying very calmly, with a rare Quidditch field Flying slowly around the field at low speed, I guess Professor Vikram has a well-thought-out plan for the Snitch."

Girl, as expected of a person who can be the female chairwoman of the student council, she can guess that I have a well-planned plan for myself.First of all, I want to give you a thumbs up and five points for your clever Gryffindor.

My well-thought-out plan was actually only five steps before and after.The first step is to fly slowly around the field, so that everyone will think that I am not good at flying.Judging from the current situation, the first step I implemented was obviously ineffective. Even though they saw me flying so unskillfully, the boys and girls in Ravenclaw actually asked me to go up and kill them!How terrible it is to be attached to that 100 points.

The second step is to wait quietly for the Golden Snitch, who is suspected of having practiced invisibility and is currently wandering around in an unknown corner, and has completed the soy sauce task I most want to do.As soon as it appears, this inexplicable game can be over quickly, as long as the old headmaster who doesn't wear underpants and a good joker doesn't toss us back and forth with any problems.

The third step is to send a few words of "really amazing" and "congratulations" to the champion, so as to maintain my image of a polite and gentle teacher.

The fourth step is to confess to the Malfoy girl and let the cursed puppet replace me to send her the most sincere affection. At the same time, I have to sharpen the knife before the execution for Abbott. Work.Don't worry, the knives I sharpen can always minimize the force-bearing area, and it will be a pleasure when cutting.

The fifth step is to double the length of homework papers that all students in the school can do, show the teacher's love for the students, and let the students realize that the professor really loves them.

Just when I was intoxicated in the beautiful fantasy of "watching the student holding homework and streaming down two broadband faces to die", Voldy, who had been racing with Abbott. I have bad intentions now, you have to tighten your skin a little bit, or you will look at me with red eyes."

Young man, please run towards the sun with passion, don't be sympathetic to me as an old man and stay with me, really.

"Professor Vikram, the audience is so enthusiastic, especially the students of Ravenclaw, shouldn't you express it."

The expression he spoke was arrogant and twitchy, but I can understand his appearance as provocative, right? The boy finally stretched out his adolescent rebellious claws to me, and scratched me if he wanted to open the door.If I continue to develop my high defense against blows and let him scratch, my non-painful reaction will definitely make him explode. It is not good for a child to be too proud, and it will make the person who is provoked suffer.

Out of the corner of my eye, I'm looking at Abbott, who is being entangled by Slytherin's Seeker. I'm silently increasing my MP and trying to get the highest magic attack. I'm going to sacrifice Abbott. But this move took a little longer to prepare. A little bit, or Voldy kid's eyes are too good.He calmly glanced at Abbott in the distance, and continued to smile at me, "Professor Vikram still wants the bridegroom of the goddess of fortune to support you? Are you sure?" He raised his eyebrows evilly, and I saw a series of... I I changed my mind. In fact, suppressing the self-confidence of young people is something I liked to do a long time ago. Every time I see them being hit, they work harder to train themselves to be like their predecessors. I am very relieved.

For the sake of Quidditch, here I want to contribute a little bit of my personal strength... Well, I admit, I actually want to see V's suffocated look again. He has been very calm since he came back.

With the breeze blowing, I gave a drunken smile, "Voldy, you fly very well."

"Of course." He said matter-of-factly.

I said again, "Let's make an agreement. If I win, you will help me correct my homework for a month." I have mentioned this to him several times, but this unfilial son never agreed to me once.

"If I win you will take off the ring." He nodded.

Boy, thinking about the ring like this will make me sleepless at night, you are too cruel!I can't lose just by saying this to you, for the justice of the earth, for Athena, and for me to continue to drink tea and live leisurely, boys, let's have a bloody one!Please don't carelessly accept my destruction!

"Professor Vikram sped up. Just now Voldemort didn't know what he said to Professor Vikram, so the professor took the initiative. Look, Professor Vikram avoided Professor Edward's collision with a 180° inversion. Now Professor Edward is facing Slytherin's Caspar , Voldemort of Slytherin against Professor Vikram of Ravenclaw, Evan of Hufflepuff took this opportunity to search for the Golden Snitch in the court. It is well known that Professor Edward was Gryffindor's Seeker before graduation, two He was accepted by the team in the first grade and became the youngest seeker at Hogwarts in the past 50 years. Caspar is also an excellent seeker. With Caspar, Slytherin's team was invincible and won the House Cup for five consecutive years. Two excellent Seekers!"

"Professor Edward! Beat him!"

"Beat him beat him!"

"Don't lose to him! Caspar, you are the best!"

"Slytherin Glory!"

"Let's take a look at Professor Vikram and Voldemort again. Voldemort's homework is one of the miracles of Hogwarts. He has never received any grades other than excellent. Do the freshmen find it amazing? In fact, I am already amazed by his miracle Flying for five years! Voldemort and his brother Professor Vikram, who are also flying AA, I guess Professor Vikram must be flying very well!"

... I silently turned my head to look at Mrs. V who was following me closely. When did he become my younger brother?Could this be the benefit of my youth.

Voldy returned me a smile that didn't mean anything, and I silently turned my head back.Forget it, it’s good to be young.

"Young ladies, as the chairwoman of the student council and the vice president of the Hogwarts Girls Magazine, I would like to introduce the Hogwarts Girls Magazine to the freshmen, which is a magazine that every Hogwarts girl strongly recommends. It not only includes makeup, clothing matching, jewelry inventory, psychological tests, love divination, etc. The reason why it is popular with girls is that we have a special column introducing Hogwarts handsome men, such as Vikram in this issue You must not miss the column of Professor and Brother Voldemort! Especially for ladies who love Professor Vikram, this issue of women's magazine comes with charming photos of Professor Vikram's affectionate concentration when he is serious in class~"

For a moment, I had the illusion of being transported to another world...

At this moment, Voldy's voice came lightly from behind me.

"Used to it……"

May I ask, how many years did it take you to get used to it?