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"Hey, this is not right, there is neither Jiang Yuluo's breath nor the bell night's smell here."

Gundam bit his paw and looked at the dark office building in fear. Garlic sniffed, lowered his head to the ground and caught the faint smell left by Jiang Yuluo.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Garlic? Hey, wait for me."

Gao Da hurriedly followed, chasing Suan Lian'er for hundreds of meters, until Suan Lian'er circled the bus platform to confirm that Jiang Yuluo's aura had disappeared from here.

"The bus stop? Could it be that he got on a bus that doesn't return and was driven directly to another world?"

Gao Dazhai has watched many movies and novels of this type at home. Although, as an older female ghost, she knew very well that Jiang Yuluo must have been taken away by some powerful evil spirit, she still couldn't help making a few jokes.

The only answer to her was Suan Lian'er's anxious whine.

I saw Garlic petaling its paws on tiptoe as if facing a formidable enemy, making a dull swallowing sound towards the strange embers on the ground. As soon as Gao Da got close, he felt that the stench was unbearable. This was the corpse fluid left by the monster after death.

"It's too bad, garlic cloves... We have a big deal now."

Gundam stretched out his finger and rubbed it on it, and frowned deeply, "The monster that escaped from the abyss of life was burned to ashes just like that, this is definitely not something we Jiang Yuluo can do... he Carried away by something worse than this monster."

"Ow?"

"I'm going to save him? No, no, no,"

Gundam shook his head violently like a sunflower shaking his head with a solar-powered car, "The two of us are going to give away people's heads. Have you seen this pile of things on the ground? This is our fate."

"Wow?"

"Of course I won't leave him alone, I still haven't finished reading Zhugege yet,"

Gao Da said as he fumbled around in the skirt. Suanbaner never knew that there was something hidden in her thin and cumbersome long skirt before. She pulled out a sachet and poured out two strands of hair stuffed from it. To the nostrils of garlic cloves.

"Whether you can save Jiang Yuluo depends on your kid's nose."

On the night when Zhong Ye came to take pictures at home, she ran to the entrance and picked it up on the ground before Jiang Yuluo released the sweeping robot after Zhong Ye left. There must be great use in hand.

"Ow!"

Suan Lian'er discerned carefully for a moment, howled, and tilted his head to look at Gundam with some embarrassment.

"You said that he is not in the human world now?"

It's too high to do anything else, the dog language must have a tenth level, at least she can understand what Suan Pian'er wants to say.

Garlic nodded.

"Oh, it's a good thing that Jiang Yuluo has allowed my sister, the know-it-all, to stay at home."

Gao Da sighed, and began to search for things from the front of the front again. This time she took out a gold needle, and saw that she drew a circle on the ground with the gold needle, bit her finger and let out a low cry, and the golden circle immediately shone brightly. Like the day, it opens the channel connecting the two worlds of yin and yang.

"Let's go, let's go find the thigh!"

Gao Da gave an order, and Suan Pian'er leaped into the underworld with her big dzi bead chain like a lion piercing a ring of fire.

"Junior Brother Yuluo, the talisman you drew last time even Lord Baisha praised it. It's too powerful. Can you teach me the secret when you have time?"

"Junior brother, junior brother, you have great powers. Can you draw me a talisman that can turn my pile of stones into gold? Please, my father is so strict with me that I don't even have money for drinks."

In the official school of the Underworld——Mohai Hall, the young apprentices surrounded Jiang Yuluo, who was directly brought in by the old Hades not long ago as a transfer student.

"Earn money by yourself if you don't have alcohol, let your father know that I'm helping you in this way, and he will definitely beat me too."

Jiang Yuluo waved his hand and drove away the group of Yingying and Yanyan gathered around his desk.

He is beautiful and docile, speaks nicely, and masters beautiful spells such as paper kites and talisman papers. He has won the hearts of his brothers and sisters within a few days of coming to Mo Haitang, and they come to make trouble around him when it is time to rest. stop.

Jiang Yuluo himself didn't dislike excitement, but he knew that the upright and well-known young genius sitting next to him would definitely not like it.

"Hey, Zhong Ye, you see I drove them away, can't you just stretch your eyebrows?"

Jiang Yuluo leaned over to Zhong Ye and watched him annotate the spectrum of ghosts with great interest.

"No."

"What?"

"My little uncle said that I look good when I frown, but he said that I frown so ugly that anyone who looks at it wants to hit me."

"..."

Jiang Yuluo looked at Zhong Ye with pity, "As expected of a child taught by Mrs. Meng."

"Thank you. I appreciate the compliment."

"This is not a compliment... who would beat you just because you are ugly, besides, you are not ugly, it sounds like you are showing off, I think you are very handsome with raised eyebrows, more handsome than anyone else. "

Jiang Yuluo blinked his deer-like clear eyes and looked at Zhong Ye sincerely. A bean-sized dot appeared in Zhong Ye's pen and ink, and he tapped Jiang Yuluo's forehead lightly:

"Don't look at other people like that next time."

"Why? Do you think I'm ugly with my eyes open? So ugly that you want to hit me?"

Jiang Yuluo couldn't understand 1 people, so he insisted on pestering Zhong Ye to ask why.

"Because ordinary people's concentration is not as good as mine."

In the end, Zhong Ye just replied to him like this, and took out the recently published script to attract Jiang Yuluo's attention, so that he didn't let the kid continue to delve into this issue.

It's strange to say that Zhong Ye was raised by Meng Zhoulian, who is known for his prodigal nature, with one eye closed, but he was raised upright and dignified. Yu Luo was stared at by the old Hades pissing and shitting. As a result, every day in Mo Haitang, besides sleeping, he read the storybook, and interpreted the three words "Second Generation Ancestor" to the fullest.

"Don't be late tonight. Master Baisha will give a lecture in person tomorrow. It must be related to the judge's exam. You should also listen carefully."

Before class ends at dusk, Zhong Ye wakes up the sleeping Jiang Yuluo and reminds him to listen carefully tomorrow.

"Oh, I don't want to test that thing at all, and I don't want to be a judge,"

Jiang Yuluo rubbed his eyes and yawned, "The position of the head of the judge was born for you, and I don't match my characters, so I won't join in the fun."

"Then how do you explain to His Highness Hades?"

"Anyway, I'm going to take the exam casually. If I fail the exam, he can't beat me,"

After Jiang Yuluo yawned, he stretched again. Suddenly, he had an idea and grabbed Zhong Ye's arm: "How about I teach you the art of drawing symbols? No one else knows it, and I won't teach it to others." , I will definitely guarantee you the first place in the martial arts test!"

Zhong Ye reckoned that this guy must have never read the bulletin board carefully, not knowing that Zhong Ye's martial arts exams had always been overwhelming victories, even more stable than the literary exams.

But seeing Jiang Yuluo patting his chest and eyes full of expectation, he sighed silently and nodded.

"Then please."

"It's on your reliable Junior Brother Yuluo. Let's say yes first. If you want to treat someone to drink after the exam, you should thank me."

Jiang Yuluo smiled and bent his eyes, like yellow plums blooming in snow velvet, filled with aloes, and the snow reflected in his eyes.

Zhong Ye learned his skill of drawing talismans, and got the first place in the martial arts test as promised, but Jiang Yuluo's name was written on the first of the hundred verdicts, and the jar of osmanthus wine that he had agreed to was like the moon in the water, dilapidated and sunk , never again had a chance to be realized.

"Master Jiang, wake up—I didn't expect you to be so addicted to this dream-eating fan of my concubine, but now the time is up, you should wake up."

The hoarse female voice broke into Jiang Yuluo's dream, like a powerful giant arm choking his neck, pulling him back from the entanglement of the dream to the waking world.

"Who……?"

Jiang Yuluo frowned tightly, and reluctantly opened his eyes.

Everything in the dream was instantly separated from him by a layer of bottomless mist the moment he opened his eyes, even if he desperately tried to catch it, he couldn't remember anything.

"I didn't expect that as a human being, you are still so beautiful and delicious. It's so good, lest the concubine's body be smashed."

"What kind of signboard are you smashing? Human trafficking is illegal, do you know that?"

Jiang Yuluo wanted to rub his painful temples, only to realize that his hands were tightly bound behind his back, and his whole body was wrapped in a strange gel, making him unable to move.

"Your eloquence has not changed."

The female ghost giggled, and Jiang Yuluo looked along the sound, only to see clearly in the depths of the dark cave a woman with her head lowered and applying nail polish.

"Sister, may I ask you what benefit it will be for you if you make me into candied haws?"

"Hahahaha, you really know how to joke,"

The female ghost stretched out her hand to admire the nail polish just painted, she seemed to be satisfied, then she got up leisurely and walked to Jiang Yuluo, and raised his chin with half-finger-long nails:

"This concubine is afraid that you will run away and offend my guests."

"Pink looks black, it's not for you."

Jiang Yuluo stared at the female ghost's nails with distaste and spoke out, as expected, which angered her.

"I like pink very much, so I will paint you a beautiful pink color."

Following the female ghost's voice, the gel on Jiang Yuluo's body melted into sugar-like restraints, tossing him back and forth like fried soybeans. Jiang Yuluo was powerless to resist, so he could only keep his mouth shut so as not to fill the cave. The smell of fat and powder poured into the mouth, and was manipulated at will amid the sharp and piercing screams of the female ghost.

It lasted for about a quarter of an hour. Jiang Yuluo was tortured into a drowsiness in the darkness, his eyelids began to fight uncontrollably, and suddenly a thrust from behind pushed him forward, and the female ghost's long nails pinched him. His collar swung him out of the Black Blondon cave.

In an instant, the light suddenly appeared, and the darkness faded away like a tide. When he realized it, he was already sitting on a small crescent-shaped bed.

"It's really jealous, you are more suitable for pink than my concubine."

The female ghost stood in front of Jiang Yuluo, holding a powder box with Paraiba in her hand, and rubbed the moldy powder puff on his face twice.

"What the hell are you doing—cough cough,"

Jiang Yuluo choked his mouth full of makeup and was very upset. When he frowned and was about to curse, the female ghost in a bright red dress turned into a bronze mirror with a loud sound.

"Look, isn't it beautiful?"

The female ghost looked at the pale face reflected in the bronze mirror with satisfaction—Jiang Yuluo was indeed frightened, not because of anything else, but because her current appearance was too terrifying.

Seeing the terrifying pink snow cheongsam wedding dress embroidered with silver butterflies on his body, and the exaggerated gold ornaments on his hands and head, Jiang Yuluo almost passed out because the scene in front of him was too contrary to his own aesthetics.

"Sister, can you give me back my beautiful coat?"

"Of course not, this is a dress specially prepared by the concubine for the bride-to-be."

"What kind of job do you do? Isn't it a manicure girl?"

"If it wasn't for the fear that the guests would be dissatisfied, this concubine really wants to tear your mouth apart right now."

The female ghost smiled grimly, hooked her fingers, and Jiang Yuluo was hoisted up by an invisible force, and bound him to the window of the boudoir they were in.

As the curtain was slowly lifted by the female ghost's long nails, Jiang Yuluo saw a livid corpse lying in the center of the lobby, wearing the corresponding wedding dress.

"Smart as you are, you should have guessed what this concubine does, right?"

"After the reform and opening up, it is illegal to hold private yin marriages. A yin marriage matchmaker like you should be struck by lightning."

Jiang Yuluo looked at her coldly.