is this marriage

"Be careful, I will sue you for obscenity."

Jiang Yuluo tried to kick Zhong Ye, but was easily dodged, but he also took the opportunity to slip out of bed and hide in the bathroom, quietly locked the door,

"Neuropathy."

One second he was still pinching his neck, but the next second he asked him if he wanted to kiss. This was either schizophrenia or his brain had not developed at all.Jiang Yuluo forced himself to calm down, and patted his face in the mirror:

"Jiang Yuluo, wake up, he is not the only handsome man, don't fall for him."

The sound of flushing water overwhelmed the sound of Jiang Yuluo slapping his face. Zhong Ye stood outside the door, looking at the bed that was rolled into a mess by Jiang Yuluo, and sighed silently for a long time.

When Jiang Yuluo came out of the wash, Zhong Ye was no longer in the room, so he knocked on the wall cautiously. Sure enough, Gundam, who was floating in the living room and watching the morning news with Zhong Ye, noticed Jiang Yuluo's call.

"Cub, what are you doing sneakily?"

Gao Da didn't bother to reach out to touch the doorknob, so he walked in through the door and looked at Jiang Yuluo suspiciously with his sleeves rolled up.

"Do you feel that Zhong Ye is different from usual today?"

Jiang Yuluo lowered his voice, he had better not act rashly until he figured out how he had provoked this Zhong Tianshi so that he actually wanted to strangle him to death.

"Hey, I'm feeling the same way!"

Gao Da imitated Jiang Yuluo and also held her breath and spoke in a low voice. She nervously moved to Jiang Yuluo's side, "I think your boss is more friendly today. He actually gave me the power to decide the TV program this morning!"

"I think you were a TV in your previous life."

Jiang Yuluo looked at Gundam with disgust, "You may not believe me, but I think he wants to kill me."

"Knowing that I don't believe you, you still say,"

Gundam also returned a look of disdain, "Although the ghost official is powerful, killing humans indiscriminately is a taboo. If he kills you, he will also be punished by the gods. Besides, who cares about your little life?"

"What did he do before that made sense?"

Jiang Yuluo shook his head, "Gundam, when you can understand what he did, it means you are crazy too."

"I think you are too nervous. Killing you is as simple and easy as changing the channel. If he really wants to mistreat you, he will give you a chance to worry about it here? Babe, do you read too many novels and have persecution paranoia?" ?”

"But he strangled my neck this morning...! Zhong Ye, why did you come in?"

Jiang Yuluo was still gesturing with his hands around his neck. Unexpectedly, Zhong Ye quietly pushed open the door of the room, and met Jiang Yuluo who looked like he was trying to strangle him to death.

"You...are under a lot of pressure at work?"

Zhong Ye looked at Jiang Yuluo puzzled, as if being choked and threatened was just a dream of Jiang Yuluo himself.

"not me……"

"If it's because I scare you, hurt your fragile heart, and make you lose the desire to live, then I apologize to you again."

"It's not..."

"Is that because Gundam and I secretly finished eating the bear biscuits you hid?"

"No, listen to me...you two finished my biscuits?!"

"No, no, how is it possible, haha,"

Seeing this, Gao Da hurriedly interrupted, and patted the top of Jiang Yuluo's head reassuringly, "How could we Xiaojiang lose hope in life because of such a trivial matter? I guess, maybe you drank too much last night and accidentally A colleague found out that your SpongeBob panties and socks match?"

Jiang Yuluo: "Don't talk nonsense...!"

When Zhong Ye heard the sound, his pupils showed a little shock, "Do you have such a preference?"

"Why are you a psychopath accusing me of my preferences? And Gundam, you go out first."

Jiang Yuluo was almost killed by Gundam's rage, and he even began to wonder if Gaoda secretly bought him a life insurance, colluding with Zhong Ye to piss him off.

"Oh, let's talk slowly."

Gao Da pouted, and floated out leisurely with his sleeves rolled up, picked up Garlic, who was sleeping beside the sofa, and hid outside the door to watch the excitement.

"... If I kiss you, it will make you so painful that you want to strangle yourself?"

Zhong Ye's expression was complicated. After thinking about it, the little farce just now would cause Jiang Yuluo's mood swings so much. It seems that what Meng Zhoulian said is true. Kissing is indeed a very important thing for human Jiang Yuluo. A terrible punishment.

Jiang Yuluo twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, and found that everything he said in front of an abnormal person seemed so pale and powerless, so he nodded and said solemnly,

"That's right, so if you have nothing to do, don't come to kiss me. If you kiss me, I may die suddenly. Your job of protecting me will be ruined, and then you will be punished by your Hades. Rounding off, if you Kiss me, and you're finished."

"His Royal Highness Yan Wang can't do anything to me,"

Zhong Ye saw Jiang Yuluo's face as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and patted him on the head like he did just now, "I won't kiss you, let's go to dinner. I agreed to teach you how to draw spells today. "

"You certainly don't mean to apologize to me sincerely,"

Pushed by Zhong Ye to sit down at the dining table, Jiang Yuluo took the toast that Gao Da handed over, and glanced at Zhong Ye distrustfully, "If you want to teach me this all of a sudden, there will be something that you can't handle right away. world?"

"If you can't even deal with me, you three-legged cat can't even squeeze your teeth. Do you want soy milk or coffee?"

"Coffee is what you elites drink, and idlers like me drinking coffee are pretending to be B,"

Jiang Yuluo pushed away the black coffee resolutely, and scooped three spoonfuls of sugar into the soy milk cup, "But didn't you say that humans can't use spells? How can you teach me?"

"You have a special constitution. Being able to see ghosts means that you have the ability to control spells in your body... Put less sugar, don't you know that eating too much sugar will cause toothache?"

"I don't know if the teeth will hurt, but what's the difference between unsweetened soy milk and cement paste?"

Jiang Yuluo easily ignored the new common sense that Zhong Ye had just quietly flaunted on TV this morning that eating sugar would cause toothache, and unceremoniously threw two cubes of sugar into Zhong Ye's cup.

"Can the art of drawing symbols you want to teach me turn coffee into milk?"

"Not to mention."

"Can that be turned into a Coke?"

"Probably not as many bubbles."

"Try?"

Jiang Yuluo blinked and pushed his cup in front of Zhong Ye, "I want to drink Fanta, grape flavor."

"You can change what you want to drink."

With a wave of Zhong Ye's hand, a stack of golden talisman papers appeared in Jiang Yuluo's hands. When he smelt carefully, there was a scent of green grass, "These talisman papers themselves have magic power. You can write what you want on them and say silently." Come out and try."

"That's it?"

Jiang Yuluo took the pen from Zhong Ye suspiciously, "Are you playing house with me?"

"You can try."

Zhong Ye raised his chin, and even offered his own coffee to Jiang Yuluo to try.

Jiang Yuluo was also idle when he was idle. With a wave of the pen, he wrote five large characters—Pineapple Fanta. He couldn't notice it himself, but Zhong Ye could see the subtle spiritual flow flowing along the pen and ink. Put it into the talisman paper, the words are completed, and there is already divine power.

It seems that as time goes by, Jiang Yuluo's mana seems to be slowly accumulating and recovering.

"Change to Fanta!"

Jiang Yuluo yelled pretending to be childish, and at the same time stuck the talisman paper heavily on Zhong Ye's coffee cup. The moment the talisman touched the cup, a faint red light burst out, and the coffee in the cup gurgled. Bubbles, in an instant the whole glass turned into lemon yellow carbonated soda.

"If you are sick, can this work?"

Jiang Yuluo was stunned for two seconds, then raised the cup and fed it to Zhong Ye, "Can you taste Fanta?"

"Using the talisman paper I prepared, even a pig can... well."

Zhong Ye was forced to take two sips of Jiang Yuluo's soda. Although he didn't know what Fanta tasted like, it did have the stimulation of carbonic acid bursting on the tip of his tongue and a little pineapple fruity taste.

"I'll turn you into a pig right now, and you have the ability to make it turn into a cup of Fanta for you."

Jiang Yuluo snorted coldly, as if he had discovered something novel, took out another talisman paper and wrote the word "clean" on it, and stuck it on the breakfast plate decisively. The plate is instantly refreshed and shiny.

"It's terrible, I seem to have learned a good thing that can completely degrade me into a short-handed and short-legged little waste."

Looking at the thick stack of talisman papers in his hand, Jiang Yuluo's eyes lit up. Zhong Ye had a vague premonition when he saw his expression. As expected, Jiang Yuluo took out two pieces of talisman papers at the same time. , boldly wrote the words "100 million" on it.

"Spells are not to be used for such useless things."

Zhong Ye flicked his mind before he made the last payment, and quickly confiscated the two million-dollar checks and burned them to ashes, "With your magic power, the conjured things will return to their original state after three hours at most."

"……whispering sound."

The plan to get rich overnight fell through, Jiang Yuluo's brain was spinning fast with a pen in his mouth, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, "Zhong Ye, have you heard of the famous elephant problem?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's how to stuff an elephant into the refrigerator. Simply put, it only takes three steps: open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator door. But no one has ever actually performed these three steps."

"I believe no creature, good or bad, human or ghost, would be idle enough to figure out how to stuff an elephant into a refrigerator."

"I'm just that idle, flustered creature."

Jiang Yuluo licked his lips, wrote the word "Elephant" on the talisman paper, put it in the refrigerator and prepared to recite the talisman silently, when Zhong Ye covered his mouth with a "snap".

"Hmmm? (What are you doing?)"

"Before doing this experiment, you should figure out if you have the spare money to buy a new refrigerator and fix a kitchen that's about to be trampled by an elephant."

"Is Laba a thing of mud? (Isn't there you?)"

"If you are willing to sign a part-time contract with me in addition to the marriage agreement, I don't mind being your cash machine."

Zhong Ye is well versed in Jiang Yuluo's stingy ways, and firmly adheres to the principle of more pay for more work when dealing with material property.

"..."

After hearing Zhong Ye's words, Jiang Yuluo regretfully tore off the elephant talisman in his hand.

"Amulet paper is not as cheap as fire paper, you'd better use them in key places, not for drinking soda or washing dishes."

Zhong Ye sighed, and began to regret whether Jiang Yuluo should have discovered the fact that he could use spells so early, but he couldn't stay by Jiang Yuluo's side all the time. Wouldn't self-defense techniques give people like Chen Mohai another loophole?

When the two were discussing how to use talisman papers to save their lives, the doorbell suddenly rang twice.

"You, there won't be another ticket, will you?"

Jiang Yuluo knew that there would be no visitors at home, and anyone who rang the doorbell must be looking for Zhong Ye.

"no,"

Zhong Ye got up and opened the door, brought back a beautifully wrapped gift box, and handed it straight to Jiang Yuluo, "Open it and have a look."

"?"

Jiang Yuluo took the box, Zhong Ye didn't mean to give him a farewell gift before killing him, did he?

The velvet gift box was opened, and there was a platinum-gold pendant lying on the goose-yellow cushion. The entire necklace looked ordinary, but Jiang Yuluo had seen its advertisement on the giant screen of the mall. , a necklace of this kind requires about five Jiang Yuluo to work diligently for three years.

"Are you showing off your new pendant to me?"

"It was bought for you."

Zhong Ye felt sad for Jiang Yuluo's sudden decline in EQ at this time, "I read in the book that marriage needs a ring as proof, but you don't seem to like being so ostentatious, so you ordered this necklace."

"for me?"

Jiang Yuluo was a little hesitant. In the few memories he had, no one had ever given him a gift.

Even when he recovers his memory in the future, he will find that all the "gifts" with good intentions in his life come from the hands of Zhong Ye.

"Um,"

Zhong Ye nodded, "Touching your neck this morning was just to confirm the size."

"...!"

For a moment, Jiang Yuluo couldn't tell whether he was secretly happy when he received the gift, or if he felt embarrassed when his thoughts were exposed. He bit his lower lip, and said thank you to Zhong Ye falteringly.

Seeing Jiang Yuluo who had put down his guard against him again, Zhong Ye also heaved a sigh of relief. Sure enough, Jiang Yuluo had already sensed the murderous intent in the morning. To conceal the killing intent.