is this marriage

"I didn't do anything to you in those days."

Zhong Ye helped Jiang Yuluo pick out all the scallions in his bowl. When he was studying in Mohaitang, Jiang Yuluo would pinch his nose and dismiss the scallions as long as the cafeteria put chopped scallions in the soup. Since graduation, apart from the favored tables, this breakfast was actually the first time they sat and ate face to face again.

"Did the quilt on my bed rot?"

"It's a garlic clove."

It was very natural for Zhong Ye to lie, and Jiang Yuluo didn't even doubt his answer, but looked at the garlic clove lying under the table with complicated eyes.

"Wang?"

Suanban'er blinked innocently, and looked at Zhong Ye aggrievedly.

Zhong Ye ignored the humble harshness in Suanbian'er's eyes, and said:

"But you yourself seem to have a lot of thoughts about me."

"impossible."

Jiang Yuluo directly denied it. After swallowing a whole dumpling, he coughed lightly, as if he had finally made up his mind.

"Don't be close to each other, not to mention that we stand on opposite sides and hold the power. Now that my memory has recovered, the ghosts in the world can't do anything to me, and when things happen in the underworld, there are many people and few people. You Zhong Kui Master Zhong You should return to the underworld as soon as possible, instead of spending time here and eating dumplings with me."

The morning light was rubbed against the bare branches outside the window and turned into a fluffy warm yellow, roasting Jiang Yuluo's black hair soft and brown. Layers pretty bland beware.

"how about you?"

Zhong Ye said calmly, not caring about Jiang Yuluo's expulsion order, "The leader of the hundred trials is stranded in the human world, and the underworld is already in chaos. If I want to go back, I should take you with me."

"Am I sick?"

Jiang Yuluo knocked on the mouth of the bowl, "It's hard to find a legitimate reason to fish and take a vacation, so I won't go back early. And I've already thought about it, isn't the underworld often short of treasury to make ends meet, and I spend half of my monthly salary If you come to buy paper money and burn it to His Highness the King of Hades, it will take a few months to solve the problem of the treasury deficit."

"The way of heaven can't kill you, a speculator who disrupts the currency circulation between the two worlds."

"I'm called making money in a proper way. You know a hammer, but your Zhong Kui faction's finished stuff is too pedantic and self-styled. The technological level of the underworld is only a few hundred years behind human beings. You don't even have to watch TV after get off work."

"You call the introduction of pornography, gambling and drugs called innovation?"

Zhong Ye couldn't see it. He and Jiang Yuluo have always had different political views. Jiang Yuluo ridiculed him every day for being stubborn. The unhealthy atmosphere that doesn't touch anything and only teaches people to degenerate, the official environment in their underworld will not become the dirty and gloomy look it is now.

"If it weren't for the newly emerging Cannabis Hall of the Song and Dance Building, the underworld would have no official money. Do you think that the spells and papers you consume every day to catch ghosts don't need to be made at any cost?"

As soon as the two talked about the policy of the underworld, they had a dispute. In the end, Gao Da came forward to stop, reminding them that they would be late for work today if they didn't leave. The two migrant workers who crossed the yin and yang circles temporarily truce.

"In short, even if I recover my memory, I still want to stay in the human world and enjoy a peaceful human life."

Jiang Yuluo's attitude was firm, and he even urged Zhong Yedao provocatively, "As for you, I suggest you go back early and don't hang out with me, a treacherous official who has gained a reputation."

"We are husband and wife. If I go back to the underworld before you, will it make you a widow for the rest of the decades?"

"Anything like this?"

Jiang Yu made an inch of progress, and smiled innocently, "Then I make a wish and become a widow right now, immediately, immediately."

"..."

Zhong Ye felt his fist harden after a long time. It seemed that after a night's rest, Jiang Juan gradually returned to the state of a small firecracker in the underworld, blowing up every bit.

But the more Jiang Yuluo drove him away, the more he had to stay. This guy must be hiding something from him.

Probably out of fear of Zhong Ye's pure majesty and awe-inspiring righteousness, both Jiang Yuluo and Meng Zhoulian deliberately concealed from him some truths involving many hidden reefs of power, but Zhong Ye is so smart, just Relying on the riddle-like advice given to him by Zhong Jiyang in Chen Mo Hell, a complex and taboo web has been secretly completed in his mind.

This is opportunity.

It was his chance to fish Jiang Yuluo out of the sky lock in Zhong Jiyang's mouth and the misfortune in Qi Licha's mouth. Zhong Ye thought quietly that his emotion for Jiang Yuluo was not passionate love. , but an inexplicable obsession. He wanted to pull Jiang Yuluo out of the extremely black mud, and wanted Jiang Yuluo's face to reappear the pure and clean look in Mo Haitang. smile.

It's a pity that Jiang Yuluo doesn't seem to think so. He seems to have predicted that he is doomed to be trapped in the dirty Vanity Fair, and he doesn't want La Zhongye, the loyal jade, to be stained with ink.

"Some people don't want me to go back so early, but you are different. You have a home in the underworld, and your little uncle is waiting for you."

Jiang Yuluo's face was not good-looking. It could be said that his dislike was mixed with the intention of driving away. He thought of the forced love rain that Meng Zhoulian had received before, and felt more and more that Zhong Ye should go back and have a look.

There are many people who need Zhong Ye's righteousness, and Jiang Yuluo is just a piece of dross that has been ruined to the point of being unable to recover. Jiang Yuluo sighed in his heart. He didn't want to, and he couldn't just have no reason for Zhong Ye. dependency.

"All I should care about right now is your safety."

Zhong Ye was completely at ease with Meng Zhoulian, in other words, Meng Zhoulian was different from Jiang Yuluo.Meng Zhou would yell in pain when he was in pain, and go crazy when he was angry, but whether Jiang Yuluo was wronged or suffered pain, he would only cover it up with extravagance.

"Receive your kindness for pity cats and puppies, I can protect myself well..."

Before Jiang Yuluo could finish his sentence, Zhong Ye suddenly stepped forward, raised his palm and grabbed his wrist, and turned it over, leaving him no room to resist, and pressed him straight to the corner of the parking lot.

The knees were supported by Zhong Ye, half of his face was pressed against the cold wall, and his whole body was pressed against Zhong Ye's body full of tension and resilience. Jiang Yuluo's eyelashes trembled slightly, unable to conceal the instinct Confused,

"Okay, Zhong Ye, are you bold enough?"

"Is this what you mean by being able to protect yourself?"

Zhong Ye pressed against his auricles, every word was slowly warmed into Jiang Yuluo's ears, and his hoarseness was somewhat frosted, which made Jiang Yuluo lose his strength even more.

"A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands,"

Jiang Yuluo couldn't beat him now, so he could only grit his teeth and say, "I will hold my grudge."

"I can't move my mouth as much as Jiang Pan's sharp teeth,"

Zhong Ye explained bluntly, poking Jiang Yuluo's back in a serious manner, "I just want you to know that you still can't leave me now."

"you……"

Jiang Yuluo was furious, if he had already greeted him with a palm in the past, it's a pity that this weak human body can't move the big Buddha Zhong Ye even if it is four or two thousand catties.

"Ok?"

Zhong Ye's mood improved, and he patiently waited for Jiang Yuluo to continue making up other excuses to drive him away.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yuluo faltered and choked out three words:

"You are domestic violence."

He smashed the pot and said bluntly, "Men who commit domestic violence will be sentenced to hell. Be careful and I will divorce you."

"..."

Zhong Ye let go of his hand in admitting defeat, and carefully recalled in his mind the earnest teachings in the "Treasure Book" that Granny Meng gave so affectionately, and immediately began to reflect on himself - what he did these days was a bit out of bounds, maybe It will break the binding force of the marriage curse by not being a competent husband.

Seeing the situation, Jiang Yuluo snorted coldly, patted the ashes on his body triumphantly, suppressed the anticipation and nervousness in his heart, and went straight to Zhong Ye's electric car without changing his face.

When it was only in human memory, he felt disgusted because of the stereotype of electric vehicles, but now it is different. Like Zhong Ye, he thinks that this simple and easy-to-use means of transportation can be ranked among the great inventions of mankind.

This was the first time that Jiang Yuluo didn't swear, but sat obediently and cautiously in the back seat of the little eDonkey. Even Zhong Ye was a little uncomfortable, and even had to turn around repeatedly to check whether he was still on the seat or if he had fallen off halfway.

Turning his head for the umpteenth time to confirm, seeing Jiang Yuluo carefully observing the wheels of the car, Zhong Ye finally said,

"Can you hold on to my clothes, or I always feel like you're falling."

"Who do you think I am? A little idiot who can't even sit on an electric car?"

Jiang Yuluo resolutely refused, and Zhong Ye didn't force it anymore. He turned around and started to ride seriously. When he passed an intersection, he suddenly called Jiang Yuluo twice.

"what?"

Jiang Yuluo said impatiently.

"The jacket was blown away by the wind, please help me button it."

"Why are there so many things?"

Jiang Yuluo was impatient, and he still went around Zhong Ye's waist to help him feel the buttons. He scratched up and down for a long time, wondering, "Where are the buttons on your clothes?"

"I lied to you."

Zhong Ye didn't change his expression. When Jiang Yuluo realized that he had been tricked, he had cast a fixed spell on the hands that were embracing Zhong Ye and crossed on his chest. Open, can only maintain the movement of embracing Zhong Ye.

"Wait to die, you, the first thing I do when I go back is to demolish your Zhong Kui Hall."

Jiang Yu said angrily.

"welcome."

Zhong Ye laughed softly, and when he was crossing the intersection with a green light, an old man suddenly jumped out in front of him, so frightened that he slammed on the brakes, Jiang Yuluo slammed his chin on his spine, and the pain almost shed tears on the spot.

"Zhong Ye, do you intend to take revenge on me?"

Jiang Yuluo's hands were bound, and he didn't even have hands to rub his chin. At the same time, he followed Zhong Ye's gaze and realized that the old man who suddenly appeared in front of him was not a living person, but a fresh ghost.

"He was hit and killed by a car in the early morning of the day before yesterday."

As a judge, Jiang Yuluo has the right to know the cause and appearance of the ghost's death. When he saw Zhong Ye stop the car, he probably planned to save the old man.

"This soul has unfulfilled wishes."

Zhong Ye frowned slightly, and led Jiang Yuluo to the old man, only to see blurred tears in the old man's dim eyes, he coughed hoarsely twice, and said sadly:

"My wife... My wife is still waiting for me at home."