is this marriage
Chapter 53
"As soon as you left, something came to kill me."
Jiang Yuluo looked cute, the coldness in his eyes was all hidden in the mist, and there was even a hint of coquettishness in his tone, as he blinked at Zhong Ye.
"Smudged face."
Zhong Ye didn't bother with the pile of embers, and with his new imprint, he could immediately sense if any ghosts wanted to harm Jiang Yuluo, which meant that Jiang Yuluo was the one who took the lead this time.
Thumbs slid across the bloodstains under Jiang Yuluo's eyes, his cold cheeks were warmed by the heat of Zhong Ye's fingertips, Jiang Yuluo tilted his head, as if rubbing his cheek against the back of his hand, feeling the blood in his bones. Resilience that is still thriving after a fierce battle.
"It seems that Heisha lost."
"Well. Because you reminded me before."
Zhong Ye turned his hand over to support his face with the palm of his hand. These days, he felt more and more that Jiang Yuluo and Suanlianer were somewhat similar to some extent. It seemed that many human beings had a lot of words that made sense, such as the master and Pets will become more and more similar.
"Nonsense. I was talking nonsense when I was drunk. Heisha can be regarded as half of my master. How could I teach people to kill teachers?"
"Jiang Pan's drunken words are very pleasant."
"Are you provoking me?"
Jiang Yuluo took two steps back, "Someone, don't forget who took care of you when you were drunk last time."
"Next time if you're drunk, I'll do the same to you."
"Come on, why don't you tell me what you pried out of Heisha's mouth?"
"Hmm... Heisha is not as stubborn as you, and has confessed a lot."
Zhong Ye deliberately played tricks, and sure enough, Jiang Yuluo moved his ears, and leaned closer to him again, "Impossible, I don't believe that a hundred-year-old fox can be beaten into a trick by you."
"That's because my fist is hard enough."
"..."
Jiang Yuluo thought for a moment, Zhong Ye's fist was indeed very hard, probably the kind that could blow his head out tens of meters with one punch, and Heisha's temper was violent and arrogant, and he might indeed say something out of embarrassment .
"Then what did he tell you?"
"you guess."
Zhong Ye showed a sincere and frank smile, but said something that deserved a beating, "Tell me, let me tell you, right? If you are as smart as you, you will be able to guess quickly."
"Guess you are a big-headed watermelon, and you want to get something out of my mouth. Wait another 800 years."
Jiang Yuluo punched him on the shoulder. Unexpectedly, with a light punch, Zhong Ye frowned and snorted softly. Jiang Yuluo was so frightened that he thought for a moment that his mana had recovered, and was overjoyed.
But when he punched the second time, he realized that it was for nothing. The punch just happened to hit the wound on Zhong Ye's body.
"let me see."
Jiang Yuluo seemed to want to avenge Zhong Ye's smearing of medicine on the sofa, licked the corner of his mouth, and pointed to Zhong Ye's button, "Don't be embarrassed, no one in this world can escape from Heisha's hands , if you want to repel him, it is impossible not to get hurt."
"My physique is different from yours, this little injury is... um!"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Yuluo punched his wound again, pointed at the sofa with his eyes, "Don't talk so much, when you arrive in the human world, do as the Romans do, even if it's just a cut. Disinfect and bandage carefully."
"……it is good."
Zhong Ye had nothing to do with him, he obediently took off half of his shirt to reveal his strong shoulders, and waited for Jiang Yuluo to disinfect him.
"You told me it's okay with such a big hole?"
Jiang Yuluo hadn't seen these bloody scenes for a while, and was still a little uncomfortable for a while.
"Heisha's shadow penetrates everywhere, and sometimes it doesn't escape. I have stopped the bleeding, and it will heal overnight."
Zhong Ye explained lightly, meaning that he didn't need these troublesome bandages.And the main reason was that he believed that after Jiang Yuluo's amazing dressing, his injury would definitely become more serious.
"Then a big box of medicine won't be wasted if it's expired. Just sit down and rest assured."
Jiang Yuluo insisted on holding him down, and he was a bit concerned about what the sickle weasel said. If he could take the opportunity to get Zhong Ye's blood, he might be able to find out the origin of the other half of Zhong Ye's blood.
"That, cub,"
Gao Da finally intervened in their conversation, and whispered with his sleeves half-closed, "You are holding Huoxiangzhengqi water, which is for oral use, but external application is useless."
Jiang Yuluo was stunned for a moment, and smiled to hide his embarrassment, "I'm afraid that Zhong Ye will be too hot, so let him cool off first."
"..."
Zhong Ye endured it, but it was useless to get up to stop him. Anyway, even if this little medicine is used indiscriminately, it will not kill him, and Jiang Yuluo will not cause major problems if he messes around.
Gundam, who wanted to accumulate yin virtue, couldn't stand it anymore, so he kindly helped Jiang Yuluo point out the iodine for disinfection.
"Does this hurt?"
Jiang Yuluo used cotton balls to help Zhong Ye clean up the edge of the wound. His body was indeed recovering amazingly, healed at a speed that was almost visible to the naked eye. Ye accidentally put it in his pocket.
However, because he was so handy, he forgot that the pajamas had a smooth surface and no pockets. He slipped out, and saw a few balls of cotton balls slid happily into the trash can.
"..."
Jiang Juan was furious.
"It doesn't hurt."
Zhong Ye waited patiently for him to deal with it, and let Jiang Yuluo tie a bow on his shoulder out of revenge, "Is it all done?"
"Ah."
Jiang Yuluo was absent-minded, and glanced at the trash can from time to time, and Zhong Ye noticed all the little tricks.
"Then go to sleep. At the end of the year, there will be a lot of things in the company, and the infirmary should also be lively."
"OK,"
Jiang Yuluo nodded, wanting to send Zhong Ye away quickly, "Then go and wash up, I'll go to bed after playing with my phone."
After the sound of water flowing in the shower room, Jiang Yuluo put down his phone and squatted in front of the trash can.
Is he, Jiang Pan, famous for his life, going to be reduced to the point of rummaging through trash cans in the human world?
Jiang Yuluo gritted his teeth, and suddenly found that the cotton ball was still covered with a few crumbs of fresh mango skin. He raised his head through gritted teeth, staring so hard that goosebumps covered his whole body as he was eating the mango.
"You, you want to eat too?"
"Don't eat!"
Jiang Yuluo resisted the urge to choke Gundam to death, and repeatedly convinced himself that he had to have enough information to make a careful plan and ensure Zhong Ye's safety... Although the monster that could kill five cows with one punch was not You don't necessarily need his protection.
"Then, then I'll wash my hands first."
Gao Da felt that Jiang Yuluo seemed to be in a bad mood right now, so in order to avoid stepping on the thunder, he decided to run away, so a piece of smooth and juicy mango core was thrown into the trash can with a "snap" in front of Jiang Yuluo. Jiang Yuluo cursed, and Gundam hid in the dzi bead.
"...Tsk."
Jiang Yuluo clenched his fists, the opportunity is rare, Zhong Ye's invulnerable ghost is almost impossible to get hurt in the world... After making up his mind, he took a deep breath, solemnly squatted down, and affectionately grabbed the edge of the trash can , the whole body tensed up, and carefully stretched out his hand to avoid the mango skin, and it seemed that he had already caught the cotton ball——!
"what are you doing?"
Zhong Ye's voice suddenly came from above his head, and Jiang Yuluo raised his head, only to see that he had already changed into his pajamas at some point, and was observing him with folded arms.
"... scolding you."
Jiang Yuluo put on a smiling face, "You bastard."
"Have you finished cursing?"
Zhong Ye was used to being scolded by him, so he didn't pay much attention to it, but just stared at his hand that went into the trash can.
"No, you're still an asshole."
Jiang Yuluo gritted his teeth.
"Go to bed after scolding, or you won't be able to get up tomorrow."
Zhong Ye pointed to his room.
"……it is good."
Jiang Yuluo had no choice but to take out the cotton ball with his blood in front of Zhong Ye, so he gave up, stood up unwillingly, and took out a tissue to wipe his hands gracefully, patting the wrinkles on his knees .
"Next time, if you really want to eat mangoes,"
Before Jiang Yu fell into the house, Zhong Ye suddenly spoke again,
"You can tell me that we don't have to dig through the trash can, our house is not so shabby."
"I fucking..."
Jiang Yuluo wanted to cry, but it was the first time he felt so wronged after being taken advantage of for so long, and wished he could immediately crush that broken sky bead of Gao Da and throw it into the mango field.
"Tomorrow, I will help you teach Gundam a lesson, so that she will be the last one to ask you if she wants to eat next time she sees something."
Zhong Ye continued, talking so much that Jiang Yuluo almost collapsed.
But people can always be wise in a hurry. In the midst of the overwhelming collapse and anger, Jiang Yuluo suddenly had a plan, and thought of a good way to take Zhong Ye's blood, and he pulled Zhong Ye's hand shamelessly sleeve:
"To comfort me that I didn't eat mango tonight, can you sleep with me?"
"...?"
Zhong Ye paused for a long time, and finally asked, "Are you referring to the kind of sleep that requires money?"
"roll,"
Jiang Yuluo was not polite, "I told you several times that this kind of transaction is illegal, I just want you to lie next to me."
The small calculation in his heart was pounding, he didn't believe that such a deep wound would not ooze blood at night, and it would definitely remain on his bed sheets, as long as the blood was taken away before Zhong Ye woke up tomorrow morning.
"What does this have to do with you not eating mangoes?"
"To tell you the truth, I am still restless after being stimulated, so I need a mango to soothe my nerves, but I didn't eat the mango, so I will definitely not be able to sleep at night. I need a sage like you who wards off evil spirits to lie beside me to be safe sleep."
Jiang Yuluo talked so hard that even Gundam, who was hiding in the dzi beads and listening to the excitement, sighed contemptuously. He didn't expect Zhong Ye to really believe what he said, so he nodded after thinking for a while.
"Then wait for me to get the pillow."
"Don't lie to me. I'll wait for you on the bed...how strange are these words."
Jiang Yuluo was eager to take blood, looked at his face like a floating cloud, walked into the room while talking to himself, and heard the whole journey of Gundam suddenly flashing in front of him, and said solemnly:
"Before he wanted to marry you, I think he should have another purpose, but now, I am sure of one thing,"
"what?"
It was rare for Jiang Yuluo to see Gundam so serious, so he couldn't help temporarily putting aside his grudge against her trash can.
"His purpose is very simple, he just wants to sleep with you."
Gao Da said sonorously and firmly.
Jiang Yuluo looked cute, the coldness in his eyes was all hidden in the mist, and there was even a hint of coquettishness in his tone, as he blinked at Zhong Ye.
"Smudged face."
Zhong Ye didn't bother with the pile of embers, and with his new imprint, he could immediately sense if any ghosts wanted to harm Jiang Yuluo, which meant that Jiang Yuluo was the one who took the lead this time.
Thumbs slid across the bloodstains under Jiang Yuluo's eyes, his cold cheeks were warmed by the heat of Zhong Ye's fingertips, Jiang Yuluo tilted his head, as if rubbing his cheek against the back of his hand, feeling the blood in his bones. Resilience that is still thriving after a fierce battle.
"It seems that Heisha lost."
"Well. Because you reminded me before."
Zhong Ye turned his hand over to support his face with the palm of his hand. These days, he felt more and more that Jiang Yuluo and Suanlianer were somewhat similar to some extent. It seemed that many human beings had a lot of words that made sense, such as the master and Pets will become more and more similar.
"Nonsense. I was talking nonsense when I was drunk. Heisha can be regarded as half of my master. How could I teach people to kill teachers?"
"Jiang Pan's drunken words are very pleasant."
"Are you provoking me?"
Jiang Yuluo took two steps back, "Someone, don't forget who took care of you when you were drunk last time."
"Next time if you're drunk, I'll do the same to you."
"Come on, why don't you tell me what you pried out of Heisha's mouth?"
"Hmm... Heisha is not as stubborn as you, and has confessed a lot."
Zhong Ye deliberately played tricks, and sure enough, Jiang Yuluo moved his ears, and leaned closer to him again, "Impossible, I don't believe that a hundred-year-old fox can be beaten into a trick by you."
"That's because my fist is hard enough."
"..."
Jiang Yuluo thought for a moment, Zhong Ye's fist was indeed very hard, probably the kind that could blow his head out tens of meters with one punch, and Heisha's temper was violent and arrogant, and he might indeed say something out of embarrassment .
"Then what did he tell you?"
"you guess."
Zhong Ye showed a sincere and frank smile, but said something that deserved a beating, "Tell me, let me tell you, right? If you are as smart as you, you will be able to guess quickly."
"Guess you are a big-headed watermelon, and you want to get something out of my mouth. Wait another 800 years."
Jiang Yuluo punched him on the shoulder. Unexpectedly, with a light punch, Zhong Ye frowned and snorted softly. Jiang Yuluo was so frightened that he thought for a moment that his mana had recovered, and was overjoyed.
But when he punched the second time, he realized that it was for nothing. The punch just happened to hit the wound on Zhong Ye's body.
"let me see."
Jiang Yuluo seemed to want to avenge Zhong Ye's smearing of medicine on the sofa, licked the corner of his mouth, and pointed to Zhong Ye's button, "Don't be embarrassed, no one in this world can escape from Heisha's hands , if you want to repel him, it is impossible not to get hurt."
"My physique is different from yours, this little injury is... um!"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Yuluo punched his wound again, pointed at the sofa with his eyes, "Don't talk so much, when you arrive in the human world, do as the Romans do, even if it's just a cut. Disinfect and bandage carefully."
"……it is good."
Zhong Ye had nothing to do with him, he obediently took off half of his shirt to reveal his strong shoulders, and waited for Jiang Yuluo to disinfect him.
"You told me it's okay with such a big hole?"
Jiang Yuluo hadn't seen these bloody scenes for a while, and was still a little uncomfortable for a while.
"Heisha's shadow penetrates everywhere, and sometimes it doesn't escape. I have stopped the bleeding, and it will heal overnight."
Zhong Ye explained lightly, meaning that he didn't need these troublesome bandages.And the main reason was that he believed that after Jiang Yuluo's amazing dressing, his injury would definitely become more serious.
"Then a big box of medicine won't be wasted if it's expired. Just sit down and rest assured."
Jiang Yuluo insisted on holding him down, and he was a bit concerned about what the sickle weasel said. If he could take the opportunity to get Zhong Ye's blood, he might be able to find out the origin of the other half of Zhong Ye's blood.
"That, cub,"
Gao Da finally intervened in their conversation, and whispered with his sleeves half-closed, "You are holding Huoxiangzhengqi water, which is for oral use, but external application is useless."
Jiang Yuluo was stunned for a moment, and smiled to hide his embarrassment, "I'm afraid that Zhong Ye will be too hot, so let him cool off first."
"..."
Zhong Ye endured it, but it was useless to get up to stop him. Anyway, even if this little medicine is used indiscriminately, it will not kill him, and Jiang Yuluo will not cause major problems if he messes around.
Gundam, who wanted to accumulate yin virtue, couldn't stand it anymore, so he kindly helped Jiang Yuluo point out the iodine for disinfection.
"Does this hurt?"
Jiang Yuluo used cotton balls to help Zhong Ye clean up the edge of the wound. His body was indeed recovering amazingly, healed at a speed that was almost visible to the naked eye. Ye accidentally put it in his pocket.
However, because he was so handy, he forgot that the pajamas had a smooth surface and no pockets. He slipped out, and saw a few balls of cotton balls slid happily into the trash can.
"..."
Jiang Juan was furious.
"It doesn't hurt."
Zhong Ye waited patiently for him to deal with it, and let Jiang Yuluo tie a bow on his shoulder out of revenge, "Is it all done?"
"Ah."
Jiang Yuluo was absent-minded, and glanced at the trash can from time to time, and Zhong Ye noticed all the little tricks.
"Then go to sleep. At the end of the year, there will be a lot of things in the company, and the infirmary should also be lively."
"OK,"
Jiang Yuluo nodded, wanting to send Zhong Ye away quickly, "Then go and wash up, I'll go to bed after playing with my phone."
After the sound of water flowing in the shower room, Jiang Yuluo put down his phone and squatted in front of the trash can.
Is he, Jiang Pan, famous for his life, going to be reduced to the point of rummaging through trash cans in the human world?
Jiang Yuluo gritted his teeth, and suddenly found that the cotton ball was still covered with a few crumbs of fresh mango skin. He raised his head through gritted teeth, staring so hard that goosebumps covered his whole body as he was eating the mango.
"You, you want to eat too?"
"Don't eat!"
Jiang Yuluo resisted the urge to choke Gundam to death, and repeatedly convinced himself that he had to have enough information to make a careful plan and ensure Zhong Ye's safety... Although the monster that could kill five cows with one punch was not You don't necessarily need his protection.
"Then, then I'll wash my hands first."
Gao Da felt that Jiang Yuluo seemed to be in a bad mood right now, so in order to avoid stepping on the thunder, he decided to run away, so a piece of smooth and juicy mango core was thrown into the trash can with a "snap" in front of Jiang Yuluo. Jiang Yuluo cursed, and Gundam hid in the dzi bead.
"...Tsk."
Jiang Yuluo clenched his fists, the opportunity is rare, Zhong Ye's invulnerable ghost is almost impossible to get hurt in the world... After making up his mind, he took a deep breath, solemnly squatted down, and affectionately grabbed the edge of the trash can , the whole body tensed up, and carefully stretched out his hand to avoid the mango skin, and it seemed that he had already caught the cotton ball——!
"what are you doing?"
Zhong Ye's voice suddenly came from above his head, and Jiang Yuluo raised his head, only to see that he had already changed into his pajamas at some point, and was observing him with folded arms.
"... scolding you."
Jiang Yuluo put on a smiling face, "You bastard."
"Have you finished cursing?"
Zhong Ye was used to being scolded by him, so he didn't pay much attention to it, but just stared at his hand that went into the trash can.
"No, you're still an asshole."
Jiang Yuluo gritted his teeth.
"Go to bed after scolding, or you won't be able to get up tomorrow."
Zhong Ye pointed to his room.
"……it is good."
Jiang Yuluo had no choice but to take out the cotton ball with his blood in front of Zhong Ye, so he gave up, stood up unwillingly, and took out a tissue to wipe his hands gracefully, patting the wrinkles on his knees .
"Next time, if you really want to eat mangoes,"
Before Jiang Yu fell into the house, Zhong Ye suddenly spoke again,
"You can tell me that we don't have to dig through the trash can, our house is not so shabby."
"I fucking..."
Jiang Yuluo wanted to cry, but it was the first time he felt so wronged after being taken advantage of for so long, and wished he could immediately crush that broken sky bead of Gao Da and throw it into the mango field.
"Tomorrow, I will help you teach Gundam a lesson, so that she will be the last one to ask you if she wants to eat next time she sees something."
Zhong Ye continued, talking so much that Jiang Yuluo almost collapsed.
But people can always be wise in a hurry. In the midst of the overwhelming collapse and anger, Jiang Yuluo suddenly had a plan, and thought of a good way to take Zhong Ye's blood, and he pulled Zhong Ye's hand shamelessly sleeve:
"To comfort me that I didn't eat mango tonight, can you sleep with me?"
"...?"
Zhong Ye paused for a long time, and finally asked, "Are you referring to the kind of sleep that requires money?"
"roll,"
Jiang Yuluo was not polite, "I told you several times that this kind of transaction is illegal, I just want you to lie next to me."
The small calculation in his heart was pounding, he didn't believe that such a deep wound would not ooze blood at night, and it would definitely remain on his bed sheets, as long as the blood was taken away before Zhong Ye woke up tomorrow morning.
"What does this have to do with you not eating mangoes?"
"To tell you the truth, I am still restless after being stimulated, so I need a mango to soothe my nerves, but I didn't eat the mango, so I will definitely not be able to sleep at night. I need a sage like you who wards off evil spirits to lie beside me to be safe sleep."
Jiang Yuluo talked so hard that even Gundam, who was hiding in the dzi beads and listening to the excitement, sighed contemptuously. He didn't expect Zhong Ye to really believe what he said, so he nodded after thinking for a while.
"Then wait for me to get the pillow."
"Don't lie to me. I'll wait for you on the bed...how strange are these words."
Jiang Yuluo was eager to take blood, looked at his face like a floating cloud, walked into the room while talking to himself, and heard the whole journey of Gundam suddenly flashing in front of him, and said solemnly:
"Before he wanted to marry you, I think he should have another purpose, but now, I am sure of one thing,"
"what?"
It was rare for Jiang Yuluo to see Gundam so serious, so he couldn't help temporarily putting aside his grudge against her trash can.
"His purpose is very simple, he just wants to sleep with you."
Gao Da said sonorously and firmly.
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