is this marriage

"Wow -!"

The vicious dogs that followed Jiang Yuluo's attack were like a gushing black tide, blocking the moonlight in the mid-air densely, and smashing towards Jiang Yuluo and the two like a rain of fierce ghost rockets.

"roll."

Zhong Ye let out a low cry, and the wind blew up in all directions, and the shadow of the dog shrouded in the forest was cut into broken afterimages by the sharp wind blade. The large group of vicious dogs had all been wiped out by the wind.

In the blink of an eye, everything was silent, as if the ghosts chasing Jiang Yuluo just a second ago were just illusions.

Eliminate demons, suppress evil spirits and punish evil spirits, all filth is hard to defeat Zhong Kui's anger.

The dead leaves blown up by the wind fell back to the dust, and Jiang Yuluo recovered from the shock. Zhong Ye was by no means comparable to the chaotic ghosts he had seen... He secretly concluded: Zhong Ye , is a qualified thigh.

"How long are you going to hold?"

Zhong Ye's tone was almost gnashing his teeth, Jiang Yuluo blinked, and retreated from his arms very naturally.

"The boss's arms are so warm that people can't help but lean over."

Jiang Yuluo was shameless, Zhong Ye was too lazy to tangle with him, and just patted the folds on his chest calmly.

This wasn't the first time Jiang Yuluo had made a fuss in his arms.

Zhong Ye lowered his eyes slightly, resisting but helplessly falling into the memories about Jiang Yuluo that only he knew.

It is common sense in the underworld that Jiang Juan does not have alcohol after he is drunk. In the past, when he drank too much, his friends from the same party would send him home. , waiting eagerly outside the restaurant, hoping to be able to help Jiang Pan get drunk and say a word, so as to increase his own value in Jiang Pan's heart.

But there was no one around Jiang Yuluo that day.

Maybe he lost his temper and shouted away the people around him, maybe he lost his way by running indiscriminately, and out of nowhere, he ran into Dianfang where Zhong Ye usually worked.

You must know that the two of them have never been at odds, and it can almost be said that they each have a party split. To Jiang Yuluo, running into Zhongkui Hall alone is like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth. Those words that came out.

Fortunately, Jiang Yuluo has always been lucky, so he was the first one to run into Zhong Ye that day.

To be precise, he didn't bump into Zhong Ye, but he sneaked into Zhong Ye's room by himself.

And then, with the lights flickering, Jiang Yuluo exhaled hot air with a charming and moist drunkenness, he straddled Zhong Ye's desk, knocked over the calligraphy on his desk, and rubbed the arrest warrant he had just finished. It was scattered, which made Zhong Ye almost attack him.

It wasn't almost, Zhong Ye had already raised his hand, and the palm was about to hit Jiang Yuluo on the shoulder and knock him out, Jiang Yuluo suddenly reached out and grabbed him, and drew small characters on the palm of his hand.

While painting, he raised his eyes, the deer's eyes were full of water waves blowing snow and splashing jade, as if he was dragging Zhong Ye into a jar of warm wine, with a voice that wanted to hook him up:

"Zhong Ye, save me..."

Whether it was then or now, Zhong Ye just wanted to sneer when he heard his words. Who is Jiang Yuluo? The little girl you like can suddenly become a powerful figure in the officialdom, hooking your hands, and the unforgivable ghost can escape the ghost, and re-enter the cycle of reincarnation under the false obedience.Good ghosts are afraid of him, evil ghosts collude with him, Hades dotes on him, judges flatter him, Zhong Ye can't figure out what qualifications Jiang Yuluo has to say the word "save me", what qualifications does he have? Red eyes asked him for help.

But that was only the first half of the night.

In the middle of the night, the sea of ​​clouds engulfed the stars and the moon, Zhong Kui's hall was locked and the lights were blown, but the two of them held their breath and stayed in the courtyard.

In the beginning, Jiang Yuluo insisted on playing hide-and-seek with Zhong Ye, and shed tears if he didn't play, but Zhong Ye had no choice but to follow him and do as he said.Later, when he was hiding, Jiang Pan put his arms around Zhong Ye's neck. Like a kitten, he had to hide in his arms so that no one would find him. He rubbed against Zhong Ye hard, and he could feel it when his shoulder blades hit his chest. Vigorous tenacity.Afterwards, Zhong Ye was angry mixed with helplessness, and was taken away by Jiang Yuluo's soft smell of alcohol between his lips and his soft and wet hair, and pressed Jiang Yuluo's waist like a ghost.

He remembered that Jiang Yuluo seemed to be stunned for a moment, his fine eyelashes flickered across the bridge of his nose, and his thin, drunken lips buzzed against his cheek, a laugh mixed with a nasal sound.

Different from the provocation or sneer in the past, Jiang Yu Luozhen smiled happily and purely on his shoulder, and covered the back of Zhong Ye's hand with the thin callused hand that usually catches ghosts and convicts.

Underworld Jiang Juan, decisive in killing and attacking, accompanied by a kite. Once there was an evil monster that had plagued the underworld for more than a hundred years, causing harm to Huangquan. Gnaw the giant beast until there is not even a bone left.

And that night, the rumored haori that never left her shoulders had long since faded to her waist, and the soft and boneless kite butterfly flapped its wings and landed on Zhong Ye's fingertips, like a wet kiss.

During the day, Jiang Yuluo raised his eyebrows and said that Zhong Kui's faction was a wild way, a dead end with no way out, but at night, in the darkness that no one knew, he asked for kisses with a soft voice, like a wildfire for no reason, There is no love and no fetters, just instinctively resisting another person and falling with oneself.

But Zhong Ye is Zhong Ye after all, he is more unfathomable than Jiang Pan, more solid as a rock, when Jiang Yuluo was dizzy and about to put his hand into his clothes, he slapped the back of his neck to faint over him.

In the end, nothing was left that night. The ghost official in Jiang Juan's mansion saw his master sitting on the bed with a shawl rubbing his neck in a daze alone the next morning, saying that he was missing a paper kite.

"You have thousands of paper birds, how can you tell if one is missing or two are missing? You are drunk."

The clerk brought a bowl of hangover soup, and gave him a clean official uniform. Jiang Yuluo rubbed the center of his brows, his mind was in chaos, and he never mentioned this matter again.

But he knew he was missing one.

He just didn't know that the paper kite that stuck Zhong Ye's finger in the folds of the night to kiss him instead of him was pinched by Zhong Ye and put away its spiritual power.

"Bell Night? Bell Night!"

"Boss Zhong?"

"Zhong Kui, Mr. Zhong, old Zhongtou?"

The human Jiang Yuluo patted the back of Zhong Ye's neck with a palm, impartially, as if in revenge.

"doing what?"

Zhong Ye looked helplessly at Jiang Yuluo, who was happy like a fool in front of him. Later, Po Meng found the paper kite he had hidden, and asked him why he didn't burn it to ashes with a will-o'-the-wisp.

He said that keeping this paper kite that Jiang Yuluo often used would be useful whether it was to frame him in the future or to study his magic circuit.

"I saw you calling you in a daze, now, I believe you are Zhong Kui—ah chirp—!"

Jiang Yuluo sneezed violently, folded his hands and shrank back, only then did Zhong Ye see that he was probably running for his life in a panic, wearing only a thin fleece long sleeve and slippers on his feet, revealing his A large part of the ankle was blue from the cold.

"You should have believed that,"

Zhong Ye took off his coat and threw it to Jiang Yuluo, "Wear it well, if you catch a cold, you will be responsible, I won't grant you sick leave."

"Why don't you boast?"

Jiang Yuluo stuck out his tongue, and wanted to take the opportunity to flatter Zhong Ye, but this psychopath was as pervasive as wood.

"How did you find me?"

Zhong Ye calmly stepped on the earth pit left by the weasel beast Tudun just now, and when he looked up again, he found that Jiang Yuluo had already put his coat on his shoulders, just like he always wore a coat when he was Jiang Pan. Inky feather cloak.

"Relying on my dog's good nose, isn't it amazing? Hey, why are you lifting my collar?"

"Put on your clothes well and pull up your sleeves."

Zhong Yezao couldn't get used to the way he dressed like a fool, so he supervised Jiang Yuluo to put on his coat very strictly. Jiang Yuluo obediently put on a coat that was bigger than his own, and numbly buttoned it neatly from head to toe.

"Why are you like my father?"

"I don't mind if you call me Dad."

"My father has a sound mind. If he wants to dream, he also dreams of being the Jade Emperor. He won't be obsessed with a little Zhong Kui. He seems very ignorant."

Zhong Ye learned early on to automatically ignore Jiang Yuluo's nonsense, as long as he pretended not to hear, there would be no anger.He naturally picked up the garlic cloves and sent Jiang Yuluo home. The two of them walked one after the other. Gao Gao quietly floated beside Jiang Yuluo, watching Zhong Ye carefully.

"The group of hyenas chasing you just now are just the lowest level of monsters in the underworld. This is just the beginning, but if anything comes at a higher level, you may die and come to me."

"Don't you think it's only after you came that there are so many strange evil spirits around me?"

Jiang Yuluo followed behind Zhong Ye, and muttered angrily, "All I met in the past were cute kittens and dogs."

That's because the news of your fall into the world was not released before, Zhong Ye slandered, but he still tried his best to explain patiently to Jiang Yuluo, who has lost his memory and looks like an idiot:

"Recently, the underworld has changed, and there is a shortage of manpower. A large number of ghosts and ghosts have taken the opportunity to smuggle back to the human world. If you usually observe carefully, you will find that there are many more wandering spirits on the street."

"Oh, so this is actually your dereliction of duty? Aren't you Zhong Kui, isn't it nice to be the boss if you don't catch ghosts and run Hongtu?"

"I have my own tasks and arrangements."

Zhong Ye sighed, "I will cast a barrier spell in your house later, and I will know when there are monsters invading."

"You are really Zhong Kui, a living Buddha who helps the public and the world, and is awe-inspiring and righteous."

Jiang Yuluo paused, and asked curiously, "Can you teach me the magic of drawing talismans? It can help you relieve your worries, otherwise I'd be embarrassed to ask you to save me all the time."

"Aren't you a firm believer in materialism?"

Zhong Ye said indifferently, "What magic do materialists learn?"

"That's why I call it 'magic'. If I learn it well, I can still go to the Spring Festival Gala. Then I will make a lot of money and I will definitely repay you."

"No."

"...It smells boring, so can I ask another question?"

"ask."

"Why don't you drive?"

"I haven't learned yet."

"……what?"

Jiang Yuluo was stunned for a moment, "You're not going to say that the underworld doesn't like driving, so you can't?"

"The fact is that the underworld has not yet introduced car technology."

Zhong Ye paused, and added, "I just passed subject two yesterday."