The bitter man and the arrogant man eloped

Are you bored of work, have you forgotten what the boss said?Let you bring Zhu car today!Take a look at what car you are driving. Can this car be replaced casually? "

Mr. Gu sat in the car peacefully, knocking on the seat beside him with the folding fan in his hand, remembering that Lao Kang really asked him to come in the vermilion carriage, and he picked the indigo one in the middle without authorization.

"No, Mr. Jiao, calm down." Lao Kang leaned close to Mr. Jiao's ear and whispered, "The master inside is not easy to mess with. This car was chosen by him, so please be accommodating."

Master Jiao snorted, "It's the same when the Heavenly King and I come. How many people are there?"

"Just one."

"How can there be only one? How do you do things! Let's go!"

Master Jiao pushed Lao Kang away, stepped on the carriage and was about to lift the curtain: "The people inside come out!"

Ladybug ([-]) Beast with a Flower ([-])

Lao Kang couldn't help trembling in horror, he had to know that if there was a mistake in the process of welcoming guests, ten lives would not be enough for him to kill him.

Mr. Jiao is a rather burly middle-aged man, with a somewhat northern barbarian appearance, a beard that grows to his chest like weeds, bulging eyes, a square nose and a big mouth, and a beast coiled around his waist. With a big moon knife on his head, there is not an inch of his body that is not showing off his might.

Without saying a word, he stepped on the indigo car, opened the curtain and got into the compartment. Lao Kang was watching outside, his pants were so scared that his pants were wet. He only hated himself for being greedy for money. All the money will be taken away by this burnt beard.

However, the reality is not as he expected. Master Jiao backed out almost as soon as he stepped into the carriage with his hind legs. Prince.

Old Kang didn't know, so he boldly stepped forward and asked, "Master Jiao, this is tonight's guest, right?"

"No, that's right! Of course it's right, of course it's right..." Master Jiao said to Lao Kang in panic, "Hurry up and drive the car for the guests, what are you doing stupidly!"

After Lao Kang drove away in the indigo car, Master Jiao dared to wave his hand to call for his subordinates, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and inform the boss, he is really here."

After getting off the car, Mr. Gu walked into this resplendent hall.

When he came out of the dim stone path, there was a piece of gold and glitter in front of him, and his eyes couldn't bear it.How should I describe this hall? Mr. Gu thinks it is a bit like a nouveau riche holding a full moon party for his old son. He wished he could embed all the golden treasures he collected on the walls, tables and floors.

The size of the entire banquet hall is similar to a high-end restaurant in the bustling area of ​​the capital. An exquisite and huge octagonal glazed lamp hangs from the ceiling about six to seven feet high. It is the Bihai Tianxian and the great gods from all walks of life, looking at each other from both sides, the meaning is very intriguing.

In the middle is of course a pool of ugly faces of all beings who are drunk and dreaming of death.

Mr. Gu just stood at the entrance, and immediately ran from the crowd of beauties. Two beautiful dancers, one on the left and the other on the right, leaned on him, pulling him towards the most crowded area. .

The noise was so loud that his brain was boiling, and the two beauties whispered something next to his ear, but he couldn't hear a word.When I arrived, I saw that it was a gambling table. The next bet required a hundred taels of silver, and the second bet would double.Some people have already lost their minds, and all the house deeds and portraits of their wives and children in front of them were confiscated. They sat naked on the chair, laughing non-stop, and were dragged away like animals in a short time.

The long table was completely surrounded, and a tall and thin young man with mischievous eyebrows and mischievous eyes on the opposite side raised his chin to Mr. Gu: "You can't get down, don't get down to the side."

Mr. Gu glanced lightly at the games in front of him, pointed at one casually and said, "Just this one, bet big."

Everyone was laughing, because it looked like he was here to die.

The mouse-eyed young man curled his lips in disdain, and lifted the dice cup, it really wasn't big.

"Then just bet on Xiao again." Mr. Gu said indifferently.

The young man raised his eyebrows, raised his eyes to look at him a few times, and rolled the dice with familiar movements. When he flipped the dice cup, it was still not small.

"Then bet big again."

Not big.

"Small."

Not small.

With a "squeak", a big man in a brocade suit next to him burst into laughter: "Hey, can you really know it? Can you afford it? The bets in the future will be doubled. Don't you think that each bet is only 100?" Two? Hahahaha..."

Everyone also laughed along with him, waiting to see the good show of being taken advantage of.Especially the young man who rolled the dice, his posture was even more arrogant: "I think you should take out these few bets first, don't be like the one just now, you lost all your pants."

Mr. Gu's reaction was surprisingly calm. Even though he lost nearly 2000 taels of silver in an instant, he did not see the slightest anxiety and anger, as if he had just pulled out a hair.This made the crowd even more curious about his identity, and they poked their heads to look at his face. Unfortunately, the upper half of his face was covered by a mask, so they could only imagine it from his handsome jaw.

"Don't worry," Mr. Gu said, "It's only four bets, come again."

The young man frowned and said, "Do you know the consequences of paying on credit with us?"

Mr. Gu gently rubbed the mask with his fingers: "Are there any people here who can't even afford a few thousand taels?"

"Hey! Proud!"

"Listen, listen, this brother is really 'extraordinary', hahaha."

"Hmph, you put it bluntly. Wasn't the one just now very blunt at the beginning?"

More and more people's attention was drawn to this side, and even the people in the other two rounds put down their chips one after another and came over to watch the show.The young man with small eyes couldn't see his arrogance, and he was determined to make this ignorant loser. He quickly fiddled with his right hand under the gambling table, and then snorted coldly to start the game again.

"Hey, please wait a moment." Mr. Gu pressed his hand with a folding fan.

The young man said, "Why, are you starting to get scared?"

Mr. Gu said: "I don't know yet, if we win the next game, how will the money be calculated?"

"Hahaha," the young man couldn't help laughing, shaking his head and said, "Forget it, you can't even win the front one, and you still expect to win the back? It's really fantastic."

As soon as the dice cup stopped, he asked with a smile, "What are you betting this time?"

"Small." Mr. Gu smiled very confidently.

"Hmph, I just said you... what? How come!"

When the dice Gu was flipped, the three dice all had two points, and the combined number was six, which is naturally small.

He actually won!

The dice roller stared at Mr. Gu in disbelief, gritted his teeth and said, "This time you were lucky, and you won't be so lucky in the future."

Mr. Gu smiled: "You haven't told me how to calculate the money after winning."

The young man withdrew his previously impetuous rivalry, frowned seriously and said: "Win 300 taels once, double it later."

Mr. Gu held the folding fan and lightly tapped it on his forehead: "Aren't you afraid of losing money if you do business like this?"

As if he had been slapped twice on the spot, the young man with small eyes blushed, clenched his fists and said bitterly, "Do you dare to come again?"

"Of course, this time it's big."

The dice roll boy picked up the dice cup with one hand and pressed it to the bottom with the other. No one could see what little action he had made. However, in this instant, several of the dice had been exchanged, turning into three dice of different weights. Evenly, the half at six o'clock is filled with lead, so that no matter how it shakes, it will eventually fall on the side with the smallest number.

He has been doing this kind of thing with She Youji since he met people at the age of five, every year and every month, every day and every moment, he repeats this action, he is so familiar that he can't be more familiar, just like drinking water and eating Natural fluency, which is why no one has been able to win back money from him so far.

With a "snap", the dice cup was dropped heavily on the table, the kid twitched his lips, and squinted at Mr. Gu: "I advise you to think it over early, if this round doesn't start, you only have to pay the previous money , if it is opened, the loss is a full thousand and six hundred taels."

Mr. Gu nodded and said, "It's okay, it's all small money."

"You!" The veins on the young man's cheeks bulged, "Okay, it seems that I won't cry when I see the coffin."

Just as his palm touched the dice cup, Mr. Gu tapped lightly on the table with his fingertips. People with good hearing skills might hear a thin "click", and when the kid lifted the lid of the cup, , the original three "ones" in it are all translated into "six".

There was an uproar among the onlookers, there were gasps one after another, and there were loud applause.The dice roll boy was dumbfounded, holding the lid of the cup blankly, staring blankly at the three traitor dice.

Mr. Gu lowered his head unhurriedly, smiled lightly and said, "Ah, it seems that my luck is quite good, thank you brother for your mercy."

The young man's expression turned cold suddenly, and he narrowed his eyes and stared at Mr. Gu: "Your Excellency is not here to make trouble, is it?"

Mr. Gu said: "Who would dare to smash Boss She's place?"

At this moment, there was a commotion among the crowd around the table, and they consciously flowed to both sides, letting in a tall woman with a flying cloud bun.This woman's appearance is quite Japanese, with clogs on her feet, and a short indigo kimono, the tails of her eyes are drawn obliquely into her temples, and there is a pretty spot of vermilion in the middle of her lips. When she smiles, she looks a bit glamorous and seductive. feeling.

"Xiao Liu, go down and let me play with this gentleman." She spoke poor Central Plains dialect word by word, and Pingping Tingting walked to the table, took the dice Gu, and flirted with Mr. Gu. smile, "