[Double Life] I Kill Master to Overcome the Tribulation of Love
Chapter 91 Use another place to replace hands and mouth
Jiuyou Mountain is also known as Yaowang Mountain, and it was once prominent in the Three Realms ten thousand years ago, and it was a demon capital full of demons.
Because of their diligent cultivation, the big monsters began to feel restless in a corner, and they repeatedly came out to make trouble.In a fit of rage, the God Venerable seriously injured all the big demons in Jiuyou Mountain and broke their bones, making them unable to continue to practice. Moreover, once the bones were broken, their bodies would gradually weaken, and they would no longer be able to do evil everywhere. possible.
The God Venerable did not expect that, in order to survive, these crippled monsters would actually target Ganoderma lucidum grass.
After they parted with Huajiao, Zilin and Shenzun returned to the realm of the gods.
This time, the deity was busy dealing with the matter of Jiuyou Mountain, and did not come to Zilin for more than a month.
Zilin was no longer autistic, ever since he knew he couldn't kill the gods.He suddenly felt relieved that the laws of heaven and earth and the Dao will last forever.The deity is immortal, there is no disaster or disaster, and there is nothing he can do about it.
The family enmity has been suppressed in his heart for a long time, as if it has become a matter of the previous life.
And in this life, he just wants to be with Dough every day, no matter what happens in the future, at least the present peace is something he doesn't want to break.
But some things are his extravagant hopes after all, and Wushen and Dieye have no intention of letting him go.
While the god was away, Dieye went to Tianchi again, wounded Zilin to the ground, and admonished him arrogantly: "You little monster, you have tried all means to seduce the god. Don't blame me for not reminding you, there used to be a big monster like you who was as bold as you, and ended up being expelled from the God Realm by the Five Gods, and sent to the desert to eat sand. You are a mermaid, can you survive in the desert?"
Zilin was beaten to the ground by her, even though she knew that her trip was not malicious.But as long as she still likes the god, then she is Zilin's biggest enemy.
"Thank you for your kindness, but as long as I can be with the god, even if I really want to go to the desert to eat sand, I am willing." Zilin didn't want to lose his momentum, and stood up from the ground enduring the severe pain.When he is not smiling, he feels like a cold beauty.A smile is like lingering spring water, with unparalleled demeanor, and it seems that she is interested in everyone.
Die Yeh is a master of the righteous way, except for admiring the gods, she has no emotional experience.She is just an emotional novice, unlike Zilin who has experienced the world of mortals and who can seduce people's hearts.
His every frown and smile made Dieye jealous.How can someone smile so beautifully?
He smiles at people like this every day?Who can not be tempted?
"I know that I will please the gods without you, but I think you are also very clear that the gods are incomplete, and no matter how clever they are, they are useless to him. He will not have lust for anyone, including you." Dieye's most distressed part was the flaws of the god. She really never thought that one day, she would be thankful that the god was incomplete.
No one can get him, which is fine.
Zilin knew what Dieye meant, but he didn't think he was in the same situation as Dieye: "Without lust, we can't be together? Do you know what love is? Love comes from the heart, as long as the gods respect you His heart is mine, and his heart will only be mine."
No matter what, Zilin will have the upper hand.He can lose to Die Yeh in terms of force, but he can't lose to her or anyone else when it comes to gods.
"You're talking nonsense! God is the Lord of the Three Realms, and he loves everything in the world. How could he only love you?" Die Ye knew God thousands of years earlier than Zilin, and she knew these things much better than Zilin.
But Zilin is a dead duck with a stubborn mouth, and his heart is terribly depressed, but he insists on exaggerating: "He has taken the initiative to kiss me, and he will pester me every night. Take the initiative to prepare meals for me. You said that we are all like this, and the relationship can be simple?"
Die Ye Ting's expression changed again and again, just like the last time, it was clearly her who beat the person and Zi Lin who was injured.But she looked worse than Zilin, as if she was the one who was beaten.
After Die Ye left, Zi Lin lost all smiles.Silently dived into the water, counting with his fingers how long it has been since the deity has not come to see him.
What he said to Die Ye just now seemed like something he imagined, and also like a dream he imagined. It seemed that the god had never been here.
The other animals in Tianchi still don't like Li Zilin.
But as time passed, the gods never came to Tianchi.The animals couldn't hold back gradually, and began to gather around Zilin to inquire about matters related to the deity.
Zilin himself was also confused, but he shared with everyone about Jiuyou Mountain and Ganoderma lucidum that Zanthoxylum bungeanum had mentioned in front of the gods.
The animals were convinced, and turned their heads to ignore Zilin.
Zilin... the speed of 'crossing the river and tearing down the bridge' is a bit too fast, right?
A few days later, God's Domain suddenly shook twice.The animals swam out of Tianchi one after another, and Zilin also swam out of the water with everyone.
According to the rumors of other gods, the deity just escorted the demon king Yulong of Jiuyou Mountain back to the realm of the gods.
"The demon king? What does the demon king look like?"
"Where is the demon king now?"
"I heard that the demon king likes to eat rabbits the most, is it true?"
The animals talked a lot, and the Tianchi was very lively.The experienced mother goat told everyone: "This demon king will definitely be imprisoned in the demon realm by the gods. In the past, every time there were big demons who did harm to the world, the gods would catch them back and imprison them in the demon realm."
At this time, Zilin said something extra: "Why didn't the gods arrest me at the beginning?"
"Because you are not qualified enough. Those who need to be personally acted by the gods must be first-class monsters." The mother goat is also hostile to Zilin, so she took the opportunity to derogate Zilin.
Zilin knew that he was weaker than the gods in the God Realm.But when he was in the lower realms, how could he be regarded as a world-famous seductress, why wouldn't it be worth letting him go there himself?To actually ask Qiming to pick him up, really...it's unreasonable.
At this time, he never expected that he would once again want to confront the god because of the shark.
Zi Lin didn't know how the God Venerable handled the matter of Jiuyou Mountain.He only knew that from then on, the mortal Ganoderma lucidum grass was no longer a fairy grass.It has become a more expensive tonic, although still only the rich and powerful can afford it, but because of the limited efficacy of the medicine, there are no rich and powerful and ghosts to enslave the people for it, and there is no end to fight for it.
Zilin doesn't care much about these things. What he thinks about most every day is when the god will be free, and when will the god come to find him.
He didn't know that after God Venerable returned to God's Domain from Jiuyou Mountain.Immediately, he was taken to a small private class by the Five Gods.
There is only one student in a small classroom, but there are five teachers.
Students are gods, and teachers are five gods.
They also set up a test for the small classroom. If the deity fails the test, they will be strictly watched by them and will never let him go back to the dormitory.
This is so outrageous that the deity refused at first.But this time, there was no one in the entire God Realm to support him.
Everyone agrees that the pureness of the gods makes people uneasy, and he should receive all-round and multi-species sex education.
At the beginning, the five gods were very confident, and they even specially prepared lesson plans for this.
The first to play is the guardian of the mountain, as a stone in front of the fairy gate.What he is most passionate about is finding another stone to pair with himself.
Now that he has cultivated to become a god, for a qualified god.Knowing how to get the other half is their eternal quest.
At this time, the deity sat down in a precarious manner.
The God of Shoushan walked up to the podium with his head held high and his chest held high. He first drew a certain organ on the white paper that the god also had.Then I drew what it looked like when it was majestic and heroic.
The deity first looked at the painting on the paper in doubt, and suddenly realized: "I know what's going on? It must have swollen like that because it was filled with fish roe!"
The Shoushan God waited for him to finish speaking, and then told him in detail: "God, take care, when it is in this form, it is normal. But if it is in the second form, it means that the person involved already has lust. Need to vent. At this time, he will find someone he likes and have a 'friendly communication' with him. After the communication is over, he will expel the accumulated... fish roe in his body and return to his normal form."
When the god heard this, he raised his neck proudly: "I know this, I have seen it before."
The Shoushan God was originally the most mature and prudent among the five gods, but when he saw the deity below, he listened to him with a naive face and a thirst for talents.
His stone-carved face turned red once in a million years.
What happened next, he had already slapped himself countless times, but it was still difficult to say at this time.
"Have you really seen it? How did you...how did you do it?" Like the other four gods, the Shoushan God believed that the deity had not lost his dignity.
Of course, it's even more impossible for him to do anything to that stinky fish, he has no five senses and no sensuality.The lower parts don't have a second form at all, and it's hard to do it even if you want to.
The god thought for a while, then raised his hand to gesture.Suddenly remembered that Zilin said that he should not make that gesture in front of anyone other than him.
Thinking of this, he could only put his hand down resentfully, and said hesitantly, "Use your hands...and your mouth."
"Cough, cough, cough...", the God of the Mountain Guard coughed. He really didn't expect that he would have a mouth? !
"What's wrong with you? Why are you still coughing?" The god stood up in surprise, and asked him with concern, seeing his face flushed from coughing, he felt very distressed.
As soon as the Shoushanshen realized that he still had a heavy responsibility, he straightened his posture immediately, with a sullen face, and said seriously: "Actually, there is another method of 'communication', which is the most commonly used method among various species. The most frequently used method of 'communication'."
"What method?" Shen Zun stretched his neck curiously and asked him expectantly.
The mountain guard suddenly became dumb, and now he wanted to run away without any hope. He opened his mouth a few times before saying with a red face, "Just use another place to replace the hands and mouth."
The god could not wait to ask: "Where?"
Because of their diligent cultivation, the big monsters began to feel restless in a corner, and they repeatedly came out to make trouble.In a fit of rage, the God Venerable seriously injured all the big demons in Jiuyou Mountain and broke their bones, making them unable to continue to practice. Moreover, once the bones were broken, their bodies would gradually weaken, and they would no longer be able to do evil everywhere. possible.
The God Venerable did not expect that, in order to survive, these crippled monsters would actually target Ganoderma lucidum grass.
After they parted with Huajiao, Zilin and Shenzun returned to the realm of the gods.
This time, the deity was busy dealing with the matter of Jiuyou Mountain, and did not come to Zilin for more than a month.
Zilin was no longer autistic, ever since he knew he couldn't kill the gods.He suddenly felt relieved that the laws of heaven and earth and the Dao will last forever.The deity is immortal, there is no disaster or disaster, and there is nothing he can do about it.
The family enmity has been suppressed in his heart for a long time, as if it has become a matter of the previous life.
And in this life, he just wants to be with Dough every day, no matter what happens in the future, at least the present peace is something he doesn't want to break.
But some things are his extravagant hopes after all, and Wushen and Dieye have no intention of letting him go.
While the god was away, Dieye went to Tianchi again, wounded Zilin to the ground, and admonished him arrogantly: "You little monster, you have tried all means to seduce the god. Don't blame me for not reminding you, there used to be a big monster like you who was as bold as you, and ended up being expelled from the God Realm by the Five Gods, and sent to the desert to eat sand. You are a mermaid, can you survive in the desert?"
Zilin was beaten to the ground by her, even though she knew that her trip was not malicious.But as long as she still likes the god, then she is Zilin's biggest enemy.
"Thank you for your kindness, but as long as I can be with the god, even if I really want to go to the desert to eat sand, I am willing." Zilin didn't want to lose his momentum, and stood up from the ground enduring the severe pain.When he is not smiling, he feels like a cold beauty.A smile is like lingering spring water, with unparalleled demeanor, and it seems that she is interested in everyone.
Die Yeh is a master of the righteous way, except for admiring the gods, she has no emotional experience.She is just an emotional novice, unlike Zilin who has experienced the world of mortals and who can seduce people's hearts.
His every frown and smile made Dieye jealous.How can someone smile so beautifully?
He smiles at people like this every day?Who can not be tempted?
"I know that I will please the gods without you, but I think you are also very clear that the gods are incomplete, and no matter how clever they are, they are useless to him. He will not have lust for anyone, including you." Dieye's most distressed part was the flaws of the god. She really never thought that one day, she would be thankful that the god was incomplete.
No one can get him, which is fine.
Zilin knew what Dieye meant, but he didn't think he was in the same situation as Dieye: "Without lust, we can't be together? Do you know what love is? Love comes from the heart, as long as the gods respect you His heart is mine, and his heart will only be mine."
No matter what, Zilin will have the upper hand.He can lose to Die Yeh in terms of force, but he can't lose to her or anyone else when it comes to gods.
"You're talking nonsense! God is the Lord of the Three Realms, and he loves everything in the world. How could he only love you?" Die Ye knew God thousands of years earlier than Zilin, and she knew these things much better than Zilin.
But Zilin is a dead duck with a stubborn mouth, and his heart is terribly depressed, but he insists on exaggerating: "He has taken the initiative to kiss me, and he will pester me every night. Take the initiative to prepare meals for me. You said that we are all like this, and the relationship can be simple?"
Die Ye Ting's expression changed again and again, just like the last time, it was clearly her who beat the person and Zi Lin who was injured.But she looked worse than Zilin, as if she was the one who was beaten.
After Die Ye left, Zi Lin lost all smiles.Silently dived into the water, counting with his fingers how long it has been since the deity has not come to see him.
What he said to Die Ye just now seemed like something he imagined, and also like a dream he imagined. It seemed that the god had never been here.
The other animals in Tianchi still don't like Li Zilin.
But as time passed, the gods never came to Tianchi.The animals couldn't hold back gradually, and began to gather around Zilin to inquire about matters related to the deity.
Zilin himself was also confused, but he shared with everyone about Jiuyou Mountain and Ganoderma lucidum that Zanthoxylum bungeanum had mentioned in front of the gods.
The animals were convinced, and turned their heads to ignore Zilin.
Zilin... the speed of 'crossing the river and tearing down the bridge' is a bit too fast, right?
A few days later, God's Domain suddenly shook twice.The animals swam out of Tianchi one after another, and Zilin also swam out of the water with everyone.
According to the rumors of other gods, the deity just escorted the demon king Yulong of Jiuyou Mountain back to the realm of the gods.
"The demon king? What does the demon king look like?"
"Where is the demon king now?"
"I heard that the demon king likes to eat rabbits the most, is it true?"
The animals talked a lot, and the Tianchi was very lively.The experienced mother goat told everyone: "This demon king will definitely be imprisoned in the demon realm by the gods. In the past, every time there were big demons who did harm to the world, the gods would catch them back and imprison them in the demon realm."
At this time, Zilin said something extra: "Why didn't the gods arrest me at the beginning?"
"Because you are not qualified enough. Those who need to be personally acted by the gods must be first-class monsters." The mother goat is also hostile to Zilin, so she took the opportunity to derogate Zilin.
Zilin knew that he was weaker than the gods in the God Realm.But when he was in the lower realms, how could he be regarded as a world-famous seductress, why wouldn't it be worth letting him go there himself?To actually ask Qiming to pick him up, really...it's unreasonable.
At this time, he never expected that he would once again want to confront the god because of the shark.
Zi Lin didn't know how the God Venerable handled the matter of Jiuyou Mountain.He only knew that from then on, the mortal Ganoderma lucidum grass was no longer a fairy grass.It has become a more expensive tonic, although still only the rich and powerful can afford it, but because of the limited efficacy of the medicine, there are no rich and powerful and ghosts to enslave the people for it, and there is no end to fight for it.
Zilin doesn't care much about these things. What he thinks about most every day is when the god will be free, and when will the god come to find him.
He didn't know that after God Venerable returned to God's Domain from Jiuyou Mountain.Immediately, he was taken to a small private class by the Five Gods.
There is only one student in a small classroom, but there are five teachers.
Students are gods, and teachers are five gods.
They also set up a test for the small classroom. If the deity fails the test, they will be strictly watched by them and will never let him go back to the dormitory.
This is so outrageous that the deity refused at first.But this time, there was no one in the entire God Realm to support him.
Everyone agrees that the pureness of the gods makes people uneasy, and he should receive all-round and multi-species sex education.
At the beginning, the five gods were very confident, and they even specially prepared lesson plans for this.
The first to play is the guardian of the mountain, as a stone in front of the fairy gate.What he is most passionate about is finding another stone to pair with himself.
Now that he has cultivated to become a god, for a qualified god.Knowing how to get the other half is their eternal quest.
At this time, the deity sat down in a precarious manner.
The God of Shoushan walked up to the podium with his head held high and his chest held high. He first drew a certain organ on the white paper that the god also had.Then I drew what it looked like when it was majestic and heroic.
The deity first looked at the painting on the paper in doubt, and suddenly realized: "I know what's going on? It must have swollen like that because it was filled with fish roe!"
The Shoushan God waited for him to finish speaking, and then told him in detail: "God, take care, when it is in this form, it is normal. But if it is in the second form, it means that the person involved already has lust. Need to vent. At this time, he will find someone he likes and have a 'friendly communication' with him. After the communication is over, he will expel the accumulated... fish roe in his body and return to his normal form."
When the god heard this, he raised his neck proudly: "I know this, I have seen it before."
The Shoushan God was originally the most mature and prudent among the five gods, but when he saw the deity below, he listened to him with a naive face and a thirst for talents.
His stone-carved face turned red once in a million years.
What happened next, he had already slapped himself countless times, but it was still difficult to say at this time.
"Have you really seen it? How did you...how did you do it?" Like the other four gods, the Shoushan God believed that the deity had not lost his dignity.
Of course, it's even more impossible for him to do anything to that stinky fish, he has no five senses and no sensuality.The lower parts don't have a second form at all, and it's hard to do it even if you want to.
The god thought for a while, then raised his hand to gesture.Suddenly remembered that Zilin said that he should not make that gesture in front of anyone other than him.
Thinking of this, he could only put his hand down resentfully, and said hesitantly, "Use your hands...and your mouth."
"Cough, cough, cough...", the God of the Mountain Guard coughed. He really didn't expect that he would have a mouth? !
"What's wrong with you? Why are you still coughing?" The god stood up in surprise, and asked him with concern, seeing his face flushed from coughing, he felt very distressed.
As soon as the Shoushanshen realized that he still had a heavy responsibility, he straightened his posture immediately, with a sullen face, and said seriously: "Actually, there is another method of 'communication', which is the most commonly used method among various species. The most frequently used method of 'communication'."
"What method?" Shen Zun stretched his neck curiously and asked him expectantly.
The mountain guard suddenly became dumb, and now he wanted to run away without any hope. He opened his mouth a few times before saying with a red face, "Just use another place to replace the hands and mouth."
The god could not wait to ask: "Where?"
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