One who stole the Son of Heaven

Early the next morning, in the imperial study room, Grand Master Bai Xia stood by the window, with his hands cut behind his back, his back to Zhu Yu.

"Why is Your Majesty absent from the morning court today?" Bai Xia asked coldly, and the people behind him trembled.

"Reporting to Grand Master... His Majesty is not feeling well, so he cannot come to the morning court..." Zhu Yu was sweating coldly, and his words were a little knotted.

Last night, His Majesty said that he would go out for a walk alone, and ordered all the guards not to follow him. As a result, he never came back after he left. Could it be because the state affairs were too trivial and he was so upset that he... left the palace?

When he thought of these four words, he was already sweating profusely. If the news of His Majesty leaving the palace spread, wouldn't the world be in chaos?

Therefore, after discussing with Eunuch Liu for a while, they decided to temporarily declare that His Majesty was unwell and needed to rest, and also used this as an excuse to avoid the early court. At the same time, they sent confidant spies to various places to find the whereabouts of the Emperor.

It's just that anyone can be fooled, but it seems a bit difficult to hide from this young grand master with sharp eyes and quick thoughts...

"Is it really unwell?" Bai Xia turned around and smiled slightly. His cold eyes seemed to see through everything, and Zhu Yu immediately felt the invisible pressure, almost crushing his body.

"Yes!"

"If I let the officer know that you are lying..." Bai Xia still smiled, the smile was so cold that Zhu Yu's whole body went numb, and he lowered his head unconsciously.

"I will definitely not let you off lightly." Bai Xia walked past him with light steps, but the words she dropped were like a heavy weight, almost breaking Zhu Yu's neck.

Your Majesty, where did you go?He couldn't help sobbing in his heart.

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At this time, Lan Yinheng just woke up, rubbing his sore eyes, and slowly sat up.

The long-lost daylight softly lit up the field of vision, Lan Yinheng brushed his long hair habitually, and said in a slightly tired voice, "Come here..."

"Oh, are you awake?" Immediately someone stepped forward, blocking the daylight.

Listening to the voice...it doesn't seem to be Eunuch Liu?What the hell is here...

Lan Yinheng raised his head in doubt, but saw a slightly childish face.

The man was dressed in ordinary clothes, with disheveled and unkempt hair, and a pair of big eyes that were as bright as jewels, very attractive.

"Ah! You..." Lan Yinheng recognized these eyes, the boy in front of him who looked like he was only in his teens was the thief who robbed him from the palace last night!

This daring fellow dared to hold the Son of Heaven hostage, and was determined to execute him Ling Chi!

But before he could express his resentment, Yi Linshui quickly clicked on his dumb acupoint to silence his voice.

"Hmph, where brother Yi went to rob such a beautiful little girl last night, is it possible that he is not a beggar, but a flower picker?"

I saw a few guys dressed as beggars appearing behind him, and that burst of contemptuous laughter made Lan Yinheng's face turn pale, and he stared at the person in front of him even more coldly.

beggar?The other party is actually a beggar?Can a beggar tease the emperor?If the Grand Master knew that he had been caught in the den of beggars, he would definitely laugh at him for losing the face of the royal family!

After Yi Linshui heard the teasing from the people behind him, he originally planned to fight back, but when he saw a hint of anger and unwillingness on the beauty's face, he changed his mind.

It seems that this woman is still a little arrogant, she must have been a rich lady before marrying into the palace, right?

He had always hated rich and powerful snobbish people, and when he saw the disgusted expression on the other side, he wanted to play a prank on the beauty in front of him.

"Don't talk nonsense! She's my fiancée who has been engaged since I was a child..." Yi Linshui smirked and raised his chin.

When Lan Yinheng heard the words, his veins twitched violently, and he felt goosebumps all over his body, but he couldn't speak, so he could only watch helplessly as he approached him.

This kid... what on earth is he going to do?To think that the current emperor is a woman?He wanted to turn around to avoid the scorching gaze, but he couldn't break free from the opponent's hand.

How could this young guy have such strong hands?Also, such dangerous people are allowed to come and go freely in the palace. After returning, they must deal with Zhu Yu's neglected waste!

Just as he was thinking bitterly, the hand pinching his chin was even stronger, forcing him to raise his head and meet the eyes of the owner of the hand.

"Miss, don't be shy, you will have to go through the door sooner or later." Yi Linshui smiled slightly, he could feel her trembling, but there was still a vicious expression on her face, almost biting her red lips. "You..." He frowned somewhat dissatisfied.

Are you really that annoying?

Put his fingers between the thin lips, pry open the tightly clenched white teeth, and let the beauty let go of her poor lower lip. Then, Yi Linshui leaned over and covered her lips. Man looks like he thinks he is kissing each other.

"Hmm..." Lan Yinheng couldn't avoid the sudden insult, he just felt the warm palm touching his lips, the touch was not annoying, but the distance was too close, which made him feel uncomfortable, Especially after seeing the bright eyes of the other party.

He hurriedly closed his eyes, not looking at the person in front of him, but his face gradually turned red.

Smiling lightly, Yi Linshui licked his lips, and jokingly said, "That's right, the lady's taste is still so good!"

Hearing the other party's rude teasing, Lan Yinheng opened his eyes wide again, and stared at him full of grievances. Seeing that person shamelessly smirked at him, he could only turn his head away reluctantly.

"Look, my lady is shy!" Straightening up, Yi Linshui looked at the people behind him, "It's all because of you guys who are in the way!"

The beggars behind him felt embarrassed when they heard the words, and they didn't dare to look in Lan Yinheng's direction anymore.

"Then...then we..." the leader of a beggar muttered, Yi Linshui's face turned cold on the spot.

"What? Why don't you get the hell out of me? It depends on whether my wife and I can make out? I don't mind, but how can my wife's delicate skin and tender flesh be seen by you gangsters?"

"You! You..." The leader of the beggar immediately tied his tongue. Seeing that Yi Linshui was about to lean over to kiss his wife again, he couldn't stand no matter how thick-skinned he was, so he could only snort, "Let's go!" So he led a group of people and retreated obediently, but he was extremely annoyed in his heart, secretly thinking about how to find a way to deal with Yi Linshui.

After all the idlers left, only Lan Yinheng and Yi Linshui were left in the room.

Only then did Yi Linshui let go of the person in front of him, sat up again, made sure no one was eavesdropping outside the door, and then sighed heavily, "Huh, I'm scared to death!"

Lan Yinheng didn't pay any attention to his soliloquies, and looked around, feeling in his heart: It is indeed a beggar's den, so poor that only walls and straw are left!

"I ask you, who are you?" Yi Linshui poked the other person's cheek with a smile, only felt that the skin of the person in front of him was delicate and elastic, so he couldn't help poking it again.

Lan Yinheng dodged that dirty hand in disgust, and stared at him coldly.

He tapped his Ya point and asked him, is this little beggar stupid or crazy?

"I know, you are the concubine who was neglected by the emperor's children, right?" Yi Linshui was happy when he saw the other party's appearance, and he was not in a hurry to relieve her acupoints. He continued to ask and answer, insisting on making the other party anxious .

Lan Yinheng couldn't help cursing in his heart: Concubine?Where does he look like a woman?He is the majestic king of a country!

ah!No, I can't let this guy know my identity, otherwise I'm afraid it will bring me a fatal disaster!

"Actually, you are very good-looking, why did the emperor neglect you?" Yi Linshui continued to ask.

But this time Lan Yinheng ignored him even more, and didn't even look at him.

"I see, it's your cold look!" He grabbed the jaw of the person in front of him again, turned her head straight, and forced her to look at him.

There was a coldness in those eyes, revealing the resentment in the master's heart.

Is this beauty hating herself for bringing her out of the palace?But what's so good about the palace?It's like a birdcage, it's so suffocating, it's better to travel around like him, how happy and happy... Or, does this beauty never forget the emperor?

"Is it because you don't know how to please a man, that's why you were left out? Or is it that the emperor has a new love, and he likes the new and dislikes the old?" Yi Linshui rubbed his fingers against the other's lips in a playful manner. As expected, he saw the beauty's cold face There was a trace of anger on the face.

They were all abandoned, and they still don't like hearing bad things about the emperor?Could it be that those soft lips belonged only to that damn dog emperor?

Thinking about it, Yi Linshui realized that he was distracted unconsciously, and he couldn't help lamenting in his heart: Oops, he doesn't want to return the person, but the concubine who was stolen will not be there even if he returns to the palace. What's the end?It's better to make a fake show and let her be his own woman. Anyway, Yi Linshui is just a beggar, and he is not afraid of wearing broken shoes.

In this case, I have to treat this little beauty better and let her follow me completely!

"It's not as good as you..." He was about to speak, but the door was suddenly pushed open.

"Brother Yi!" This time, the people who entered the room were dressed in different styles, including beggars, ordinary people, and even seductively dressed singers. It didn't take long for the whole room to be full of people.

"Huh? What are you guys doing here?" Seeing the neighbors barging in suddenly, he was so frightened that he let go of his hands immediately.

Lan Yinheng took the opportunity to immediately turn around and turned to the wall, not wanting others to see his desolate appearance.

"Brother Yi, I heard that you are getting married?" a girl asked, which made Yi Linshui stunned on the spot.

"Who... who said that?"

"Don't hide it! Li Da and the others have said that you even brought back your wife, hehe, do you still want to hide such a big event from us?" The other person bumped Yi Linshui's waist with his elbow, and said badly. Laughing, "Siblings are shy now? Could it be that we accidentally interrupted your intimacy?"

Only then did Yi Linshui suddenly realize that it was the group of people who had just quit. Did they want to embarrass themselves?

He glanced behind him out of the corner of his eye, and saw that beautiful woman trembling her shoulders with anger, he couldn't help smiling, scratching the back of his head and pretending to be young, "Where is it, hehe, I'm not married yet, and I'm not that bold , it's still broad daylight..."

"Oh, it's time for Lin Shuike to start a family, so why wait so long! In my opinion, choosing a date is worse than bumping into the sun, and getting married tonight! Usually you help us a lot, but today's banquet, just Let us do it for you!" An old lady suggested with a smile, and many people immediately responded.

"That is to say! Today also happens to be an auspicious day, since you have brought your siblings, let's take advantage of today to arrange the wedding!"

"That's right! We are all looking forward to you kid getting married. If you get married, the girls on this street can feel at ease..."

"What are you talking about, bastard!"

The crowd started to make noise, Yi Linshui could only stand aside with a smile on his face, thinking: It's over!This time the fake show is really going to be done!But before the little beauty could be coaxed well, she was pushed away by others and put on the shelves. In the future, she must blame herself for robbing the girls...

"Brother Yi, what else is there to worry about? This old man will make a decision for Brother Yi and fix your wedding day, so you still have to shirk?" An old man with a white beard pulled his crutch, and he could not refuse The appearance made Yi Linshui miserable.

But on this end, Lan Yinheng listened to the movement behind him, a gloating smile appeared on his face, and he thought to himself: Who told you to talk nonsense and brag, this will make you brag!

"Okay! Since everyone is urging so hard, Lin Shui is too embarrassed to disobey, everyone should drink a few more glasses in the evening, after all, this is the first time I get married, little brother!"

Just when Lan Yinheng was thinking that this farce could finally end, the person behind him suddenly said this, which made him tremble in fright.

He didn't get it wrong, did he?Is this kid really going to mess around?Does he really not know that he is an upright man?

Although Yi Linshui turned his back to the beautiful woman, he could guess the other's expression now, and he was secretly proud.Who told you to laugh at me, let's see who is more embarrassing this time!

"You boy! Why isn't it the first time? You want to marry a younger one before you get married, right? It's really embarrassing!" A brother stepped forward and put his arms around Yi Linshui's neck, pinching his cheeks, " Do you think you are the emperor's father, you can belong to the Sixth Court of Sangong? How dare you say such things in front of your younger siblings, and ask your brother to teach you a lesson!"

Why bring him up again!Lan Yinheng gritted his teeth bitterly.The Sangong and Sixth Courtyards were not what he wanted. It was the ministers who kept pushing their own daughters to him. Who could be blamed?

Turning around and looking at the people who twisted into a ball and beat Yi Linshui in front of him, he thought about how to tell them that he was a man, so that they could quickly dispel the ridiculous idea of ​​getting married and let him go.

But when he turned around, there was a sudden silence in the room, and everyone gasped.

She was dressed in white plain clothes and a light blue robe. Although she was dressed as a man, she was indeed a beautiful woman, especially her eyes, which were slightly sad, and her hesitant expression was even more moving.

"Uh, why don't the siblings talk?"

Finally someone noticed something strange, Lan Yinheng was making gestures, but Yi Linshui, who was beaten by everyone, escaped from the crowd in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Oh, our family is dumb and can't speak!"

"Oh..." Everyone suddenly understood.Just because he is dumb, even if he is outstanding in appearance, he can only marry a poor boy like Yi Linshui. Maybe he is an abandoned wife who doesn't want her...

Of course, no one dared to say such a guess. Everyone thought that as long as Yi Linshui felt good, it would be fine. What's more, with the appearance of these two people, they looked like a golden boy and a beautiful girl together, and they matched very well!

Lan Yinheng, who was listening to Yi Linshui's "explaining", was furious. It was obvious that the bastard ordered his acupuncture points to prevent him from speaking, but he still lied that he was dumb?In the future, this bastard's tongue must be cut off!

No, I must calm down now, and think about how to get out... He calmed down, without any expression on his face, just glanced at everyone coldly.

Seeing this, everyone felt embarrassed, and immediately said goodbye with a haha, while telling Yi Linshui to take good care of his wife tonight, which made Yi Linshui complain endlessly.

take good care of?Does he look like he can take care of people?It's not bad if you don't bully the other party to death, but, do you really want to start a family now?

It was because he was afraid of being restrained after getting married that he never proposed a marriage with his matchmaker. However, if the object is such a beautiful woman... being restrained doesn't seem so bad, does it?

Thinking of this, his mood became better again, he couldn't help but smiled at the beauty in front of him and said, "Lady, I'm going out to work first! You should have a good rest first, tonight...hehe, maybe you won't be able to sleep! "

roll!Lan Yinheng cursed bitterly in his heart, and groped around with his hands, but he couldn't find a weapon to throw at all, so he had to smash the shoe hard.

Stretching out his hand, Yi Linshui caught the flying shoes impartially, and said with a smile: "Beating is love, scolding is love, it seems that my wife really loves me!"

Seeing that the other person was touching another shoe, he hurriedly fled outside the house and laughed arrogantly.

Lan Yinheng was trembling with anger, but there was nothing he could do.

As the saying goes, Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs. Although he is an emperor, he has no fist skills, so of course he can't escape the palm of this big beggar at this time.

So that night, he was forced to go to the wedding hall helplessly.

In order to prevent the good things from being ruined, Yi Linshui ordered the acupuncture points of his "wife" in advance, making her unable to move her hands and speak, so she could only let the matchmaker put on her wedding clothes and handkerchiefs indiscriminately. Pulling her around, bending over to salute...

What a shame!Lan Yinheng suppressed his anger, and after letting those people manipulate him, he was thrown into the wedding room.

A bunch of damn poor ghosts, don't they even know to let him take a bath when they get married?Don't you know that he is not a woman as soon as you take a shower?These idiots!How could anyone just put a red dress on the bride, cover it with a red cloth, and go to the wedding ceremony?Do you really have to wait for that bastard to come back and take off his clothes before you can see that you are not a woman? !

Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth twitched again. As a noble king, he should be forced to take off his clothes and be naked in front of strangers... This is a disrespectful crime of deceiving the king!

But looking at the excitement outside, the bastard seems to be quite popular, and there are so many friends around him to help.

Thinking about myself, since I was a child, I have been surrounded by either internal officials or palace maids, and only Zhu Yu is a confidant, but I can't call it a friend...

Thinking of this, he actually envied Yi Linshui a little bit, but he would never admit that he envied that poor and uneducated beggar.

He didn't know that Yi Linshui was also troubled by being popular.

After being teased by many friends and drinking a lot, Yi Linshui felt his cheeks burn.

"Well, I'm going to see my wife..." Shaking his body, he pushed away his friends and staggered towards the new house.

Hearing a group of brothers behind him pointing fingers and laughing at the groom's poor drinking capacity, he was afraid that he might not be able to do anything important tonight. He turned his head and glared at everyone, then smiled and continued to stagger into the bridal chamber. Tripped over the threshold and fell to the ground.

"Haha, Brother Yi, don't be in a hurry!" A loud laugh came from outside the door, and Lan Yinheng was so startled that he hurriedly sat up straight, and the red hijab on his head fell off due to excessive movements.

Yi Linshui in red got up from the ground in embarrassment, held the door and cursed outside, "Bastard! Don't join in the fun, go back to sleep!"

But the more he scolded, the louder the people outside laughed. Yi Linshui was so angry that he almost threw the things in the house, and then let everyone leave.

He closed the door after the noisy people were gone, turned around to look at the person on the bed, and then smiled, revealing a row of white teeth and two dimples.

Lan Yinheng was taken aback, he had been wearing a red handkerchief all day today, so he didn't notice that after a little grooming, the boy's appearance was completely different.

His young and lovely face makes people want to rub it a few times, his eyes are more radiant, like two bright gems, and his short black hair makes him look very energetic, and he is completely different from his messy and sloppy appearance in the morning!

Is this person really Yi Linshui who just teased him?

Lan Yinheng's face was slightly hot, and for some reason, he always thought of the other person's face that was close to him, and the scorching breath on his cheeks.

"Miss..." Yi Linshui looked like an old pervert, he smirked and touched the bedside, hiccupped on purpose, and smelt of alcohol, forcing Lan Yinheng to turn his head away immediately.

No matter how cute this kid looks, this smirk still makes people hate him so much!

"Is the lady shy? Don't be afraid, I will treat you well as a husband in the future, and I will never be as heartless as that bullshit emperor!" Smiling, Yi Linshui rushed forward, twisting the beautiful woman's slender waist with one hand, One hand slipped in along the collar, peeled off the layers of clothes, and groped into the single clothes for a while.

The bloody beggar!

Lan Yinheng curled up to endure the other party's rudeness, but when that big hand touched his chest, a strange numbness hit his whole body, making him grit his teeth, his face flushed, and his breathing became disordered .

Just when he was about to be unbearable, Yi Linshui withdrew his hand suddenly, the drunkenness on his face disappeared for a moment, and his eyes widened.

This kid is really pretending to be drunk!Lan Yinheng snorted secretly, raised his head, although he was slightly panting, he still looked at the other party without showing any weakness.

"You..." After Yi Linshui froze for a moment, he suddenly reached down and touched something that he didn't think there should be. He was so frightened that he rolled off the bed.

sky!This beauty turned out to be a man? !