phantom hand

When he was about to walk to the dormitory building, Li Chuang received a text message from Han Mukun. The content was not nutritious. I'm here to help you, but I'm still a little uncomfortable with this kind of flirting between gay men, and finally racked my brains to return to six points, which can be regarded as a reaction, at least better than leaving others alone.

Regarding Han Mukun's side, Li Chuang's idea was very simple. Soldiers came to cover up the water and soil, so let's deal with it first if we can handle it.You can't change your body and mess up your boyfriend. Isn't the saying that it is better to tear down ten temples than break a marriage?

This time back to the dormitory, Li Chuang was familiar with the way.And when I swiped my card at the gate of the building, I once again sighed with emotion that different people have different lives, okay, they are all college students, why is there such a big gap in treatment?

The central air conditioner in the dormitory building chilled Li Chuang's heart, and he regarded the elevator as nothing... Well, of course, it may be because he has no habit of taking the elevator back to the dormitory at all. I'm on the eighth floor.

The few people were still the same. The moment Li Chuang pushed the door open, except for Shao Xiaodong who gave him a slightly stiff smile, the other two didn't raise their heads.Li Chuang didn't care, because the bed had been cleared out a long time ago, and the messy things piled up on it before had been stuffed somewhere, but now there was only one bed board clean, so he was very relieved about it.

"The quilt is in that cabinet." Seeing Li Chuang standing in front of the bed in a daze, Shao Xiaodong thought he had forgotten where the quilt was put, so he quickly reminded him.

Li Chuang nodded: "Okay." Seeing that Shao Xiaodong was about to get off the bunk, he quickly waved his hand, "I can handle it myself, you don't need to come down to help."

Shao Xiaodong was stunned, and after a while, tremblingly retracted his chubby leg that had already stepped on the bed ladder.

Li Chuang made the bed after three times, five times and two times, and then went into the bathroom on the balcony with the towels and soap he had just bought in the school supermarket.

After a while, the sound of water flowing from the shower spread into the room.

Song Hongqing and Wang Han raised their heads and looked at Shao Xiaodong in unison.

Wang Han had a serious and mournful expression on his comrades betrayed and betrayed: "Handsome guy, I've never seen you so attentive, and you're still going to make someone's bed?"

Song Hongqing gritted her teeth with a pen: "If I remember correctly, the last time Shao Xiaodong made a quilt was during his freshman military training, right?"

Shao Xiaodong scratched his head in embarrassment: "You, you guys misunderstood, I just want to come down and drink some water."

"Fatty, get me a basin—"

Whoosh!

Snapped!

Boom!

Boom!

boom!

"Did he fly down?"

"And in good shape."

"Can you despise it?"

"I'll accompany you."

Li Chuang was completely unaware of the internal storm of the Audio-Technica. He had just researched and understood the environmental protection and energy-saving solar water heater, and now he was pouring hot water on himself with the basin sent by the little fat boy.The water flow from the shower is not small, but it is a matter of habit, the moment the hot water splashes on his body, it always makes Li Chuang feel like he is soaking in a bathhouse, which is very enjoyable.

The curling mist slowly rose in the fully enclosed bathroom, whitening the glass.

Lowering his head, Li Chuang took a serious look at the body he lived in for the first time.Before, he only thought that Zhao Qingyu was thin and frail, but now he realized that it was not the case at all.To be precise, Zhao Qingyu's skeleton is rather small, but there is still some flesh, white and tender evenly covering the body, the refugee-like ribs are not visible at all, and it is flat from the chest to the lower abdomen, but it is difficult Find the shadow of the muscle.Because of the stimulation of the hot water, the two points on his chest stood proudly at the moment, small and delicate, Li Chuang tried hard to recall his own, but felt that they were not so pink and tender.Of course, this series of observations by Li Chuang is very pure, without any obscenity or obscenity.

Zhao Qingyu's body hair is not heavy, and it becomes whiter and smoother when the heat is smoked. Li Chuang was still thinking when he was rinsing off the soap suds. IOU.

The partition wall has ears.

"It seems like he's almost finished washing." Wang Han also climbed onto the bed, leaning on the pillow with half his head against the wall, and almost tapped a teacup for monitoring.

Song Hongqing was still sitting on the bottom, swinging the seat back and forth, and smoking a cigarette for the first time: "Why did he come back suddenly? Wang Han, do you think he has his eyes on Xiaodong?"

Shao Xiaodong just washed an apple and was climbing to the upper bunk. Hearing this, he stepped on the ground, but fortunately, he was caught tightly in his hand, and the apple bounced all the way and rolled under the table.

Song Hongqing cast a comforting look: "I'm just guessing, come on, calm down."

Shao Xiaodong hung on the ladder and wanted to cry, "Why are you so calm?"

Wang Han said angrily, "Song Hongqing, don't scare him, even the local accent came out."

Song Hongqing raised his eyebrows and gently knocked off the soot with his fingers: "How can it be said to be a scare? It's not like that guy has a criminal record. During his military training, he didn't hang out with someone in applied physics. Don’t know who he is, do you?”

Wang Han looked at the ceiling and tried to remember for a long time: "But the problem is, if my memory is accurate, whoever in Applied Physics is more handsome than our Xiaodong by more than one N power."

"That's true." Song Hongqing nodded objectively, "The figure has also improved by more than one N power."

Shao Xiaodong bit his lips with deep teeth marks, and then quietly crawled back to his bed.As soon as the quilt was covered, the mournful aura spread wave after wave. Countless evil spirits rushed over and scrambled to pull the two heartless hair, some cried, some complained...

However, the victim is unaware.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Wang Han to realize that the topic was off topic, so he corrected it in time.In fact, when it comes to seeing Shao Xiaodong, everyone knows that it is mostly a joke, but for Zhao Qingyu's abnormality in the past few days, everyone will be a little bit murmured in their hearts.It's like suddenly seeing mice running around, pigs screaming, and frogs bubbling in the well water in the street, you will instinctively think that earthquakes are a property.

"Hey, I just saw him come back with a book," Wang Han pushed Song Hongqing, who was the only one sitting below, to pout his chin, "go over and see what it is, maybe you can use this to figure out his latest thoughts."

"No, I just took aim."

"Oh? What is it?" Shao Xiaodong poked his head out curiously.

"Cough," Song Hongqing extinguished the cigarette, cleared his throat, and then slowly said in a tragic tone of "we can all kill ourselves", "philosophical thinking in criminal psychology..."

Silence, for a long time.

The first one to regain his voice was Wang Han.

"How about... Let's take turns to be on duty at night."

The second one to recover was Shao Xiaodong.

"Standing sentry? But what if you can't stand it?"

Song Hongqing, who was the third to react, offered valuable constructive suggestions.

"During the military training last year, in order to cope with gatherings in the middle of the night, the people in the physics department seemed to have developed a bed device called a bed device, which uses low-voltage electricity to stimulate people to get up at regular intervals. How about we borrow it?"

Wang Han: "It's called 丨 Bed Device? It's a domineering name."

Song Hongqing: "I heard that they figured it out while watching the film."

Shao Xiaodong: "Really?"

Song Hongqing: "Who knows."

Wang Han: "Why don't we try it another day when we do experiments?"

Shao Xiaodong: "Are you looking at Europe and America or Japan?"

Song Hongqing: "You can read whichever you can understand."

Shao Xiaodong: "But I don't quite understand it."

Wang Han: "Hmm, what else do you understand, just remember a few key words, I want, I don't want, a little more, a little more, OHYES, COMEON..."

So far, the topic has gone off track for the second time.

This time, it was completely biased.

When Li Chuang came out of the bathroom, he saw that all his roommates were flushed. Although he didn't know what kind of meeting these three people were having behind his back, the atmosphere was obviously good.So he was relieved to turn off the headlights and go to bed.

Li Chuang has always had a high quality of sleep, basically falling on the pillow when he touches it, and this characteristic has not disappeared with the transformation of his body, so he fell on his back after going to bed for a short time.

The three roommates watched for a long time, quite desperate.Because the sleeping posture of "Zhao Qingyu" is really bold and unrestrained, and it looks like a posture of going all out anyway.

From this day on, Li Chuang really started "Zhao Qingyu's college career".

But it was also from this day that Li Chuang knew what "life is better than death".

He can ignore the strange eyes of his classmates, and he is happy to sit with no one with him. The problem lies in Zhao Qingyu's professional courses. White phosphorus can spontaneously combust, at least it can be relieved, right?

Later, as soon as Li Chuang was in class, he hid in the last row to listen to MP3, or he just meditated on the spot to see if he could separate himself from the meditation, the self, the other, the self and the superego...

The life in the dormitory remained calm and calm. Except for the "duty list" pasted on the door, which made Li Chuang feel a bit out of time and space, everything else was fine.Uh, well, he still couldn't help but want to nag: Duty watch, does this kind of thing still exist in the world?

The estrangement of roommates is not a matter of a day or two, and Li Chuang is not particularly concerned about building unity and friendship.But sometimes when the delivery person comes up, they say three servings or something, which still makes him feel a little unhappy.

Fortunately, the school cafeteria is not bad.

But language is not a big problem.Li Chuang didn't pay special attention to his accent before, until that time when he went to the cafeteria and said "bring me a spoon" to the master, but the other party didn't respond for a long time.Later, Li Chuang racked his brains to find a synonym and changed it to "Master, please give me a spoon".The master reacted for ten seconds this time, and then understood, and shouted to the back, "Master Wang, get a spoon for his baby!" It was only later that Li Chuang found out that the master was an authentic Shaanxi native.

Anyway, after that, Li Chuang paid more attention to the accent.When I called Zhao Qingyu to talk about the current situation, I also mentioned it in passing, but I didn't expect the other party to say this too. After discussing it, the two decided to work together to overcome the language barrier.After all, this is a big flaw, Zhao Qingyu can say, at least Ai Gang and Song Xinyou will help cover it up, Li Chuang is poor and has no class brothers.

In the end, Li Chuang made a crash plan for Mandarin. He got up at six o'clock every morning and went to the downstairs of the dormitory to practice pronunciation in front of the palm tree. .

Later, it was rumored that Zhao Qingyu, the second class of the Chemistry Department, believed in Buddhism, and would get up early and chant Sanskrit every day.

Hearing this news, all the colleagues of 807 let go of the heart that has been hanging on for a long time - believe in Buddhism and don't kill.