phantom hand

Zhao Qingyu has a bit of a temper these days. He suspects that the remaining host instincts in the cells of the body have been forced out by the continuous scientific research spirit of Ai Gang and Song Xinyou.Especially Ai Gang, wishing to surround him with a magnifying glass and study from top to bottom, left to right every day. It is estimated that those who excavated the terracotta warriors back then did not have this persistent spirit.

"No matter how you look at it, I can't become ET, give up."

It was a sunny afternoon, and the three of Zhao Ai and Song slipped into the corner of the empty dining hall to organize a small internal meeting.There is no sunlight, and the cool breeze sneaks in from the half-open door from time to time, which is very pleasant.

Recently, they often hold such small meetings. In fact, each person has a cup of mung bean soup downstairs in the dormitory that costs [-] yuan a piece, and then finds a place where no one is around to discuss some secrets that cannot be spread outside.

"But why do I always feel that this matter between you two is more miraculous than ET." Song Xinyou rested her chin with her hands, looking like an innocent girl.

Zhao Qingyu took the straw out of the cheap plastic cup, raised his head slightly from the mouth of the cup, let the refreshing mung bean soup start from the tip of the tongue, and spread the coolness. After a while, he put down the cup and said: "Besides feeling, can you two do it together? Something practical?"

Song Xinyou blinked her beautiful eyes: "For example?"

"For example, study how to get us back to our place." Zhao Qingyu sighed, sincerely, "If you study this, I will fully cooperate, let alone let you observe like this, even if I ask me to take my brain to make a slice. willing."

Ai Gang gave Zhao Qingyu the head when he heard the words: "Nonsense, this is not your head."

Zhao Qingyu stared at him intently: "But if you beat me like this, I will also be hurt."

Ai Gang patted Zhao Qingyu on the shoulder with a carefree expression, showing a good posture of hello to my brother: "It's okay, this guy is strong, it's definitely a trivial matter to come here a few times."

Zhao Qingyu narrowed his eyes. He suspected that Ai Gang had been bullied by Li Chuang, otherwise he would not have abused this body as soon as he found an opportunity.It's either this pinch pinch, or that pinch pinch pinch pinch, and the most common thing is to give this brain that is not very bright at all, in the name of deepening the relationship.

This side Zhao Qingyu endured and endured, but that side Ai Gang was extremely comfortable.These days, he has obtained various pleasures from "Zhao Qingyu".First, of course, this incident was too new to be heard as a legend, not to mention that it happened so close to me. Second, it was the departure of Comrade Li Chuang and the arrival of Comrade Zhao Qingyu.Although they are all such a shell, the composition of the material seems to be different after changing the soul, how to bully and how to smooth, Bel has a hand feel, hit once, think twice, pinch three times, think four times, and the happiest Yes, Zhao Qingyu never fights back.

Ai Gang was thinking about it, the classmate who never fought back suddenly smiled, not big, calm and handsome, at the same time, Ai Gang saw him hook his fingers towards him.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Ai Gang leaned over, not knowing why.

Zhao Qingyu didn't speak, and with a gesture like a whisper, he slowly leaned over to press a kiss on his cheek.

"Pfft—" Song Xinyou squirted out the mung bean soup.She suddenly felt that in a sense, Zhao Qingyu was actually more ruthless than Li Chuang, and Li Chuang would bark his teeth at most, this master is really capable of talking.

Zhao Qingyu adjusted the corners of his clothes, sat upright again, his eyes were so pale that they were bent into crescent moons.

Of course, reflected on the retina of classmate Ai Gang, it is the full moon scimitar.

"Damn, you are my ancestor!!!"

Seeing Ai Gang's embarrassment of wanting to rub his face off, Zhao Qingyu believed that the body he lived in would be very safe for a long time to come, and he would never be bullied again.

While Song Xinyou was overjoyed, her face was full of hatred: "How many times have you said that you have suffered a loss, why don't you have any sense of crisis?"

Ai Gang burst into tears in his heart: "This fucking is impossible to guard against!"

The original faint smile gradually bloomed, and now Zhao Qingyu was as happy as a sunflower in full bloom.

With a flat mouth, Ai Gang curled up there with his arms folded, pitifully silent.

Song Xinyou patted the other person's head tenderly: "I told you to choose a sunny place. If you insist on going to this dilapidated cafeteria, you will be bullied. Be good, be good, let's not choose such a dark corner next time gone."

Ai Gang snapped off the wicked girl's claws angrily, turned his head aside, and let out a heavy "hum".

"Have you been possessed by Stupid?"

Song Xinyou looked at it horizontally and vertically, and felt that Ai Gang at the moment was very much like the Chihuahua that Li Chuang left at her house.

Zhao Qingyu lay comfortably on the table, rarely thinking about whether there would be some oil stains left on it.This is the most leisurely time of the day, the empty and quiet canteen, the noisy but beautiful friends, the warm but not stuffy wind.

After so many days, Zhao Qingyu felt more and more that Li Chuang was in the midst of blessings and did not know his blessings.If his life is half as happy as this guy's, then he will be twice as happy as that guy, or even more.Although there are leaky bathrooms, collapsed bed boards, and barren bank cards, compared with the spiritual pleasure, these seem less unbearable.

Song Xinyou was still bullying Ai Gang unilaterally, and the latter looked righteous, as if saying that you stick a bamboo stick into my finger and I don't know as much as you.Even though Zhao Qingyu had already learned about the lingering entanglement of these three people from Song Xinyou, every time he saw that they were so harmonious, he felt quite strange.

To talk about the relationship between Li Chuang and Song Xinyou, it had to be traced back to childhood.The two went to kindergarten hand in hand since they were young. According to Song Xinyou's recollection, the two of them often fought to the death for a bag of Panpan fish fillets.Later, they grew up slowly and went to elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university together.Zhao Qingyu felt that Song Xinyou should like Li Chuang, although she didn't say so.As for Ai Gang, they only met after they went to university. At first, it was because Ai Gang was chasing Song Xinyou, so he naturally treated Li Chuang as a potential rival in love. Later, I don't know what went wrong in Ai Gang's way of chasing girls. In short, he went astray after chasing and chasing, and finally chased Song Xinyou into a buddy.However, this did not affect the relationship between him and Li Chuang. The two of them still tacitly maintained a friendly situation where you hum me with your nostrils and I shake you with your chin.

"What are you thinking about?" Song Xinyou stretched out her hand and waved in front of Zhao Qingyu's eyes, "I'm lost in thought."

Zhao Qingyu straightened up and let out a long sigh of relief: "Thinking about how to change it back."

Song Xin asked in a daze, "Have you figured it out yet?"

Zhao Qingyu thought for a while, and replied sincerely: "It's a bit difficult."

Song Xinyou angrily pinched his face into a pie shape, and said every word: "That, yes, yes, point, difficulty, yes, question, question!"

Zhao Qingyu dodged from the claws in a bit of embarrassment, his face flushed slightly with embarrassment: "Pretty girl, let's talk, can we not move?"

Song Xinyou shrugged innocently, pointing at Ai Gang: "I learned from him."

Zhao Qingyu supported his forehead.

Song Xinyou smiled pleasantly: "Do you want to bite me too?"

Zhao Qingyu swears that the terrifying expression in the other party's big Shui Lingling eyes is called anticipation.

It was a beautiful evening when I received Li Chuang's discussion call about accent issues. The setting sun reflected the sky very beautifully. There was no wind, and the leaves and branches just hung motionless, as if they were asleep.

To be honest, Zhao Qingyu didn't think Li Chuang could last long in his watery days, he even made the worst plan, for example, if Li Chuang came back after taking a flight and told him "I'm quitting." What should he do.Because in his impression, the other party has a bad temper and almost negative patience.But unexpectedly, Li Chuang's voice on the phone was radiant, and he sounded in a good mood, just like that person could eat sesame paste heartlessly on the first day of the exchange between two people. Sometimes, Zhao Qingyu really I am quite envious of this character.

Moreover, Li Chuang is actively working hard to better integrate into Zhao Qingyu's life.

"The two of us exchanged for more than a month before you remembered to change your accent?"

"Uh, no one reminded me of this."

"How many people in the dormitory have no doubts?"

"Put it down, people don't pay attention to you at all. Oh yes, those people in your dormitory are fine, I think they always like to have small meetings behind my back, can't they stab me in the middle of the night or something?"

"Why do I feel like this is something they have to worry about."

"Damn, bro, I'm so friendly, you can't even find it with a lantern!"

"...You can be more shameless."

After the call ended, Zhao Qingyu also began to think seriously about changing his accent. He had only thought about it before, but he never implemented it.

In fact, Zhao Qingyu was very contradictory.

On the one hand, he is greedy for the unexpected joy brought about by this dislocation, and on the other hand, he always reminds himself rationally that this is someone else’s and you will have to return it sooner or later. Li Chuang".Many times, he was extremely entangled with various thoughts and ideas.

Zhao Qingyu felt that Li Chuang's side would have some of the problems he encountered, but he just couldn't figure out why that guy could settle down freely and easily, but he couldn't.

After deciding to change his accent, Zhao Qingyu spent several days looking up information about Northeast dialect and Northeast colloquialisms, including a complete set of Northeast dialect version of "Cat and Mouse". every corner of daily life.

In fact, the difficulty in learning a dialect is not the words or slang, but the accent. Even if you don’t understand a slang, as long as you speak the accent, others can hear it, oh, this is from the Northeast, oh, this is from Guangdong , oh, this is American...

Of course, some commonly used words have to be learned first.

"Is the accent of 'fucking' on 'mother' or 'of'?" Ai Gang opened his mouth and was about to bite into the steaming big meat bun, but he was shocked when he heard this question, and it took him a long time to react. Immediately, he growled angrily, "That's why you fucking invited me to eat steamed buns in the morning?"

Zhao Qingyu was very pleased to get the standard demonstration, and carefully recorded in his small notebook: fuck = you fuck, the latter are all soft.In the end, he raised his head and continued to study persistently: "Then what the fuck?"

Ai Gang was killed.

——So, common sayings are usually very reasonable, for example, there are no free buns in the world.