Battle of Applen

In the evening, Ji Ning boarded the "Gan☆Le", and Xiaolou Tingyu was already online, planning to help him join the club when he came.Ji Ning pretended to be a girl and came forward to greet him: "Hi, are you Xiaolei's friend? I'm Gan Le~ I'm sorry to trouble you~~" After typing this sentence, goosebumps dropped one place.

Xiaolou didn't express anything after hearing this, but just said lightly: "Well, it's nothing." After a pause, "Where is Xiaolei? Is he in the light?" Ji Ning sweated, and then pretended to be stupid: "I don't know, he Didn’t you tell me~” The president of Xiaolou said thoughtfully, “Well…” for a long time, until Ji Ning thought that she was going to lose money, and then said: “I told them, you go and apply for it.” Right." "Really? Thank you, handsome~~" Turning around and running away, Ji Ning felt that she was about to be soured to death, but men like this lively, cute and charming type, how can he get revenge if he doesn't pretend?

Ji Ning's membership didn't cause much of a stir. After all, he's only so low-level, and it's become an iron law that he's easily overlooked if he's low-level in the game.Ji Ning tried to say hello in the guild channel with a cute tone, and finally a man replied: "Is it MM?" Ji Ning typed a smiley symbol: "^_^Of course it is~" The other party continued to ask: " Beautiful? Is Mimi big?" "..." Although I know that pretending to be a woman is easy to encounter perverts, but I didn't expect that classmate Ji, who came so soon, had faint veins on his face, but if he couldn't bear it, he would make a mess, so he held back Impulsive to knock the opponent away, he said, "How can you ask a lady like that? I hate it!" Student Ji, who pressed the Enter key, instantly felt that his sacrifice was too fucking big.The other party seemed to be taken aback by the phrase "hate", and asked him with a laugh, "Where are you from? Are you still studying?" and other personal questions. Just as Ji Ning was considering whether to kill this guy, another People speak.

[Guild] Evil XX: == Hey, that Gan or something, I think you are very suspicious.

Ji Ning was taken aback, didn't she, she was seen through so quickly?Could it be that it was easy to be seen through because they were familiar with each other before?

[Guild] Dazed: XX, did you see that she was suspicious so quickly?

[Guild] Evil XX: == Say, do you want to pursue OkouO! (The person who just talked to Ji Ning)

Classmate Ji twitched his fingers and almost poked a hole in the keyboard.

[Guild] Gan☆Le: Ah~ no, I just chat with him~

[Guild] Evil XX: Damn, talk to me! !What are you pretending to be! ! !

[guild] O mouth O: beauty, don't you like me?

[Guild] Dazed: OO, your husband is angry~~

[Guild] Gan☆Le: I like mature, tall and reliable men~ Will we have such people?

[Guild] Dazed: Yes! !It's Me~~~

The atmosphere of the guild was stagnant for 3 seconds, Ji Ningqiang resisted the urge to complain, and continued to pretend to be cute: "You are cuter~ By the way, who is our president? Isn't it here?"

[Guild] Dazed: So your goal is the boss, sorry, you are hopeless.

[Guild] Gan☆Le: Why?Does he have a wife?

[Guild] Evil XX: The boss has been waiting for his wife, so forget about it.

[Guild] O mouth O: The boss and his daughter-in-law seem to have returned to her mother's house and never came again.

[Guild] Dazed: Nonsense, if you hadn't insisted on going to APL to kill people that night, would you be able to drive the boss and his wife away in anger! !

Seeing the dazed words, Ji Ning was taken aback. They must be talking about what happened that night, but when she was about to ask clearly, someone jumped out to stop her.

【Guild】Bad, Doudou: Stop, stop, stop~ This topic ends here~~

[Guild] Evil XX: Oh, yes, the boss is online, everyone keep your mouth shut.

[Guild] Dazed: Amount.

[Guild] Gan☆Le: What are you talking about?Why not?People want to know~~

As a result, no matter how much he stalked this time, no one paid any attention to him.Depressed, Ji Ning opened the guild list and found that the words "God Weeps for Me" were lit up, but what surprised him the most was that the column showing the opponent's level was actually 57! !He checked it several times and it was 57. At the same time, the levels of several friends were also lowered. What's going on? ?

After thinking about it for a minute, Ji Ning decided to start with O and O. After M passed by, she asked straightforwardly: "OO, why is our boss only level 1? Isn't there still several people who are level 57?" Lustful, but not a bad person, he quickly replied: "You don't know?" I went to APL to kill people." Although she knew about this, Ji Ning still resisted the urge to twitch her eyes and said in surprise: "Ah?? Can angry people go to Guangming? Why don't people know?" He took a sip, and proudly said the information he knew: "They used the BUG, ​​first open a Guangming trumpet to go up, then use typing to form a group with angry people, and then use summoning or moving to pass~ At that time There are a lot of death accounts, and many people complained to the agent, so they downgraded the boss." Ji Ning really didn't know that the internal situation was like this, and she was very surprised: "Downgraded!?" " He said, and then he was a little puzzled: "Don't you even read the official website?" Ji Ning, who was going around in circles on the topic, replied with "hate".Then he couldn't help but asked again: "Boss, did he play by himself that night?" "It should be, usually the boss is playing by himself." He wrote very happy sentences, but Ji Ning's face darkened early on. Sure enough, none of what the man said was true, and he was really stupid to be shaken by those words.

Thinking so, Ji Ning raised her hand and sent a message to that person: "Hello, do you know Xiaolei? I'm his friend~ My name is Gan Le, you can call me Xiao Gan, Xiao Tian or Le Le ~" The other party's reply was a little slow, but he could see the doubts in it: "God's tears?" Ji Ning smiled sinisterly, "It seems not, but I know he has a death name called staring at a tear." This time The reply came quickly: "Do you know his death number?" "Yes, we are real friends~ But I heard that his death number was killed by a bastard, oops~ that person is really too much!" Ji Ning, who was looking at the mulberry tree and scolding the locust tree, already had pleasure in her heart. Sure enough, it was really stupid to hide from this person before, and she should vent her anger. "You don't know who killed him Death?" "He didn't want to say it, but he said it was a friend who betrayed him. I think, as a friend, he stabbed a knife in the back. This kind of behavior is not sinister but It's degrading." With hurtful words, Ji Ning nonchalantly made up a lie. "Well, that's true, but what if that friend has a hard time?" Ji Ning was taken aback, and then replied: "That's his business~ I don't know."

The conversation settled down like this. After Ji Ning's mind cooled down, she suddenly remembered that her purpose this time was to get close to the other party, hook up with the other party, and make the other party like him as a shemale. In the end, he could look at the other party's sad look and shake his head away, but Those sharp words just now seem to be very bad... While hesitating, the private chat that God cried for me came again: "Where are you, do you want to level up?" Ji Ning quickly replied: "Okay, but you are Fighter, how do you take me?" "I'll change to guard number."

The next thing is to lure monsters and kill monsters, because Gan Le is a wizard, so it's very easy to drive the Guardian for me to tow.Ji Ning watched the experience go up and down, and felt an indescribable weirdness in her heart. It seems that she didn't come here for leveling... His primary purpose should be to hook up and hook up again! !

"Boss? Do you think it's better for a girl to be lively and cute, or to be more reserved?" Ji Ning was looking for a topic, and she had obviously adapted to the mode of pretending to be cute.

The other party waited for a while before replying: "Be lively."

"Then what do you think I belong to?" Pretending to be cute is king...

The other party seemed to think about it: "Neither of the two."

"Oh?" Ji Ning raised her voice to express her confusion, and asked, "What type is that?"

"Fat type."

"...It's impolite for you to say that to a girl."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I accidentally said the truth."

"Hehe, you are such a joking person~ I like it~~" Ji, who said these words with his veins on his back, was actually quite persevering.

"Oh, thank you." The god who can withstand such a huge satay attack is actually quite powerful.

Ji Ning sneered and said to herself in front of the computer: "If I can't catch up with you, I'll be disgusting to you, just wait!!" She didn't realize how much her words were wrong.

Therefore, in the following time, Ji Ning used her disgusting ability to the extreme, and the opponent patiently came to block her, and the water came to cover her.Ji Ning, who was a little thirsty on the way, got up to pour a cup of tea, and when he came back, he saw his father staring at the computer with a distorted expression.Ji Ning held the teacup in her hand and looked at Gan☆Le's words on the game screen: "Oh, does this count as sexual harassment? I hate it!"

The father and son were relatively speechless...