Battle of Applen

My name is Shifang Wei, I am 32 years old, male and female, I am a professional private investigator, I opened a Shifang Detective Agency, and usually take cases of catching people, rapes and looking for pets, but this is just my identity on the surface, secretly I am His profession is rather special. At best, it is to serve women and solve problems. At worst, it is a egg that cheats women of money. However, I prefer another written name-love fraudster, which makes people feel very cultured at first glance. feel.

As a love fraudster, I am not very handsome, but I am decent enough, and I have a good temperament, coupled with the unique melancholic romance in my bones, it is often easy to win women's favor.And don't think that I am an uncle at the age of 32. In fact, in terms of appearance, I am definitely much younger than my peers, but I am not as dumb as a young boy. The experience is much richer than them.There are so many women in the world, but I only lie to those rich girls who are successful in their careers or have a solid family. Although these people have no shortage of material, their emotional world is often relatively poor, which gives me an opportunity to sneak in.Before doing it, I will mobilize all my strengths to investigate the other party's personality, personality, psychology, hobbies, etc., and then figure out the role I need to play on these basis, draw up a feasible plan, and finally calculate the probability of success, which is bound to be done No regrets until perfect.

Some people say that my behavior is fraud and a crime, but I don't think so. To provide women with an empty emotional world with the love they want, even if it is false, is what they are willing to do. I just take my own It's just the reward you deserve, not the crime. After all, what this world pays attention to is "exchange of equal value".

Although my main business is love fraud, there are occasional exceptions. For example, this case involved the two identities of "detective" and "love fraudster".The boss who came to the door was a businessman, and of course it was his assistant who negotiated with me—a very shrewd little girl.The little girl is not very old, but she is experienced and methodical when she talks to me. Even my attempts to wink at her were ignored.

The content of the work is nothing special, it is nothing more than to monitor a person, and by the way exclude all people who have unreasonable thoughts about him, but the length of the work is a bit surprising to me, it takes a full five years, and it may not be possible within five years. Finish!According to the little girl, the length of time depends on the speed of the boss's business expansion. If it is fast, it will be done within two or three years, and if it is slow, it will be more than five years.If the boss's career has not progressed, I will have to keep an eye on that person.

The little girl smiled after listening to my complaints, and said that this time will only be shortened and not extended, because she has confidence in their boss, so she also asked me to take this job lightly, after all, they gave a very considerable amount. As long as I don't eat, drink, whore and gamble excessively in the past five years, it's absolutely fine to eat hot and spicy food.

To be honest, although the hours are a bit long, the job is challenging.A person will always meet one or two people who have a crush on him within five years, and I must eliminate them one by one in the shortest possible time. Most people cannot do this, but I can.When I think of this, my blood surges up. Since I bid farewell to the first woman I cheated on, I haven't felt this eagerness for a long time.

After the matter was settled, the little assistant was about to sign a contract with me. I refused with a smile, and asked their boss to sign the contract in person. I want to see what a person who wants to control another man for five years will do. look.For this request, the little assistant was a little embarrassed at first, but her boss agreed.

The next day I met the boss behind the scenes. He was younger than I expected. It should be said that he was too young. I thought he would be a 50-[-]-year-old old man!The other party chatted with me about some matters related to the case, and gave me information such as the living habits and hobbies of the person under surveillance, and finally finalized the contract and signed it.After signing, I took a look at his name, Han Xiao, a name that looks and sounds very temperamental, I always like this kind of cultured person.

They asked me to report the situation of the person under surveillance every half a month, and take some photos and videos as auxiliary materials to prove that I was not lazy at work. I readily agreed to these conditions.In fact, apart from the fact that the time is a bit long, this job is definitely a good case for the leisure and money, but the way they pay is not satisfactory, it is actually settled on a monthly basis!What is this, a salary?I'm not some white-collar worker, I'm a dignified love fraudster!Paying salary or something is too insulting!Facing my anger, the kid named Han Xiao just smiled: "If I pay you in advance, how do I know if you will pack up and run away, but if I pay you after the matter is settled, maybe you will die without getting the money." I am already starving to death, and the method of paying the deposit first and then the balance is not suitable for our long-term cooperation, so it is the most convenient and beneficial to settle monthly."

In the end, they shook their heads and left with the contract, and because I was defeated by a boy who was seven or eight years younger than me, I was in a state of frustration and forward bending OTL... (A long time later, the way at that time was slightly He had already given up his career as a detective and a love fraudster, and started a business under Han Xiao's men. Once, after drinking for three rounds, the atmosphere during the banquet was just right. Fang Yanlin secretly asked his boss why he used the form of salary to pay Payment, the big boss glanced at him, lost two words, no money.... To this answer, Way Wei expressed deep depression, what smiles are not showing teeth, black belly and evil are secretive, it turns out it is just two words - no money ...these are off topic.)

The person Han Xiao asked me to monitor was Ji Ning, a male, 22 years old, a third-year student of X University who was very ordinary in both name and family. Apart from his good looks, I couldn’t see anything special about it.The life of the other party is very simple. As a college student with healthy physical and mental health and a regular schedule, he comes and goes only in classrooms, dormitories, cafeterias, libraries, self-study rooms and other places. Apart from teachers, he comes into contact with students.These materials, I don’t need Han Xiao to provide them, I can also outline one or two in my mind, but I have to do things for others after collecting money, so I rented a suite in the residential area opposite their dormitory building, and looked at it from the balcony. to their room.At the same time, I also got his class schedule and the contact information of everyone in his mobile phone. Don't ask me how I got it. As a veteran in the detective world, I can do much more than you can imagine.

So, I officially started the five-year surveillance road. The long-term surveillance work is boring and lonely. Fortunately, the young man named Ji Ning is very popular, and his parents are also very enthusiastic, so I have taken it away for the past five years. There are countless girls and boys here, don't ask me why there are guys here, there are all kinds of wonders in this world, don't tell me you haven't heard of gays.By the way, I have no interest in homosexuality, girls naturally rely on my charm to conquer, and boys use their fists to get it done, so don't be obsessed with my brother, I am just a legend (== Enough of you).

Although there are many opportunities for this kind of challenge, I am always dissatisfied. I don’t know if it’s because of Brother Ji Ning. The girl (boy) who likes him is not very firm.As a senior love fraudster, I have always disliked losing money when I cheated a girl, but because the contract is in the hands of the boss, if I break the contract, I will pay ten times the amount, so even if I have the capital , I don't want to pay, after all, my spiritual idol is the famous Grandet.

I seldom meet my employer, and every time I submit materials, I submit them by mail—the result of over-developed network communication, but judging from the increasing numbers in the passbook, he is satisfied with my work.The most interesting thing in the past five years should be that I found out that there is another person who is also monitoring Brother Ji Ning. I didn’t notice it at first, but it was because the other party’s methods were too lame and a rookie that I caught him. live on the spot.The watcher was actually a little girl, she panicked after being caught by me, she was obviously a novice who had just entered the industry, so I used my tricks as a fraudster and managed to get her to give up the case.But within a few days, another strange man appeared nearby. I thought it was strange, so I reported it to my employer, and I was instructed not long after—leave them alone and continue to do my own work.Facts have proved that it is right to leave them alone. A year later, those who wandered nearby retreated one after another, and never appeared again.

To be honest, this boy named Ji Ning is quite boring. Apart from studying, he usually surfs the Internet. When he goes out, he is either in the library or in the self-study room. The look of loneliness makes people feel distressed.However, this situation lasted for a year or two. In the third year, he was admitted as a graduate student. He spent less time alone and less lonely expressions, but occasionally he would still look out the window in a daze.After watching it for a long time, I actually understood something. My employer, Han Xiao, and this little brother Ji Ning are probably a pair of lovers. They just have to separate due to some unspeakable difficulties, and Mr. Employer is afraid of each other. Change of heart, so I have this person.In the past, I thought there was nothing good about two men being together. He has what you have, and I feel a little disgusted when I think about it, but after watching Ji Ning for a long time, my thoughts have changed a little. In fact, the relationship between a man and a man There is also true love...

The days were counting, and Ji Ning was admitted to X University as a doctoral student. This kid is really not bad, and he also met a good friend who is like-minded.Regarding this man named Ruan Yunfeng, I once signaled to my employer whether I should exclude him, because he was Ji Ning's roommate, so it was more difficult to attack him, but the employer told me to ignore him, just ignore him as a passer-by.

Brother Ji Ning, who has become a doctor, is still very popular, and he can attract the attention of girls even if he takes a class.Originally, I didn't want to date this kind of little girl, but maybe it's because I've seen a lot of powerful women in the past two years, and occasionally seeing a pure girl, I found it interesting, so while monitoring, I followed her Played for a while.After dating Tang Wei for a week, the little assistant called me and told me that the big boss was going back to China, that is to say, my five-year job was finally coming to an end.

I saw Han Xiao again in a restaurant in a hotel. Compared with the youthful five years ago, he is obviously more like a boss. Although I don’t want to admit it, this man does have a long face that can make women scream and men jealous s face.He looked very idle at the time, and he was in a good mood. I took the opportunity to report to him for the last time. When I mentioned that Ji Ning was upset about losing a lot of cards recently, he actually laughed. Smile, but a genuine, gentle smile from the heart.While sucking my saliva, I sighed in my heart, if I knew that this high-quality man was gay, how many women would shed tears... The big boss was in a good mood, and immediately decided to pay me the last salary plus bonus. I seem to have seen Ji Ning, but this is none of my business anymore.

Although the work is over, my girl is still at X University, so I will still bump into Ji Ning by accident.Later, when I was dating Tang Wei, the big boss saw me. Although I immediately put on sunglasses, I was still seriously warned not to appear in X University in the future.Is my girl just divided like this?It's rare for me to think that Tang Yu is a nice girl. Although she is a little bit coquettish and clingy, she is much cuter than the women I have met before.It's a pity that we broke up in the end, and I was issued a good person card. Faced with this ending, I have no dissatisfaction. After all, for me who has cheated so many women, a pure love is simply a kind of love. extravagant hope.

Finally, I want to report one thing to everyone, that is, during the period of my self-report, Ji Ning and the big boss have gone to the United States. I heard that they are going to get married. For them, this is the last A happy ending, and my work as a private detective & love fraudster has officially come to an end.

I wish them happiness.

The author has something to say:

Let me explain it from the perspective of square eyeliner, Chairman Han V5... The next chapter is about the couple in the United States, abusive attacks, dog blood, OOXX, cum and lust... Well, stay tuned =3 =