Half-mountain mist and rain cross the rivers and lakes
Chapter 60 Wei Lan & Ye Li
Ye Li is a stupid kid.
Eleven years ago, the horse bandits in Moxi ransacked a small village. After hearing the news, the disciples of Yunchabao rushed to suppress the bandits, but it was still a step too late.
The entire village was slaughtered, except for a four or five-year-old child who escaped death because he was hidden in the haystack.
Probably because of fright, the child had a fever and was a little confused. Zhuge struggled for three days before pulling his life back.
After being brought back to Yuncha Castle, the child was adopted by Aunt Ye, who swept the floor. He was well-behaved, but he didn't talk much and stayed in a daze all day long.
Chen Ziyue wandered into the yard by accident one day, and saw a child in an old padded jacket, holding a broom taller than him, sweeping the floor earnestly, his nose and hands were red from the cold.
"What's your name?" Chen Ziyue squatted down and asked him with a smile.
"Ye Li." The little guy replied obediently.
"Do you want some candy?" Chen Ziyue took out a pack of pine nut candy and gave it to him.
"Eat." Ye Li nodded.
The silly kid is so cute, Chen Ziyue stretched out his hand to pinch his cheek.
On the way back, I met Aunt Ye and asked out of curiosity, only to find out about the child's miserable life experience.
So in the days to come, Chen Ziyue would often find time to visit him, and the more he looked at him, the more he felt that this stupid kid was cute, and then he simply began to teach him martial arts in person.
Although Ye Li is not smart, but he is willing to endure hardships and work hard enough, coupled with Chen Ziyue's careful teaching, so the more he practices martial arts, the better.
When he was 15 years old, Chen Ziyue planned to send him to Duan Xing's subordinates, but the child refused to live or die, and insisted on following Cheng Mufeng.
"Of course, Mu Feng has a wife." Chen Ziyue helped his forehead.
"I don't want to do business, I want to kill bad people." Ye Li hugged Cheng Mufeng's arm and did not let go.
"..." Chen Ziyue was speechless.
So after celebrating his birthday, 15-year-old Ye Xiaoran went to the South China Sea with Cheng Mufeng and became the youngest killer of Muyun Palace.
In the conference hall, all the branch hall masters looked at this silly little sheep, and they were all amused.
With such a blank look, who dares to send him to carry out the task?
"Which of you will take him?" Cheng Mufeng asked.
A group of hall masters looked at the sky and looked at the sky, and those who looked at the ground looked at the ground, and no one answered.
"I'm good at martial arts." Ye Xiaoyang was very aggrieved, why no one wanted him?
"I'll take him." A word suddenly came from the crowd.
Cheng Mufeng nodded in agreement, Ye Li looked up gratefully, and saw that the person who spoke just now was a young man in black, with arrogant features and a warm smile.
The other branch masters were very puzzled, thinking that Wei Lan must be crazy.
However, it hasn't been half a year yet, and everyone has to admit that they were wrong at the beginning.Ye Li is good at martial arts, even better at light work, and he is not sloppy in doing things. He is definitely a top-notch killer.
After inquiring carefully, I realized that Chen Ziyue had personally taught this little sheep, so everyone beat their chests and stamped their feet in annoyance.
That day, Ye Xiaoyang finished his mission and was taking off his clothes in the room to take a bath, when Wei Lan pushed the door open and walked in.
"Master Wei." Ye Li greeted him with a smile.
"How is it?" Wei Lan asked him.
"Seventeen." Ye Li gestured to Wei Lan with his shirtless arms, "It's not useful, and I solved it in less than an hour."
"Aren't you afraid of killing so many people?" Wei Lan looked at his childish face, and really didn't want to associate him with the word murder.When I took him in, I just couldn't bear to see him embarrassed, and definitely didn't want him to really kill someone.
"Don't be afraid, they are all bad people." Ye Li looked serious, "If I don't kill them, they will kill good people. Good people should live well and should not be bullied by bad people."
"..." Wei Lan laughed, stepped forward and rubbed his head, "Little Sheep, are you really dumb?"
"Huh?" Ye Li flattened her mouth, "I won't stay."
"Are you tired?" Wei Lan asked him.
"Tired." Ye Li took off his pants, "I'm going to sleep after taking a shower."
Dumb Lamb's body was white and naked, Hall Master Wei looked a little bloody, and walked out the door calmly, clutching his nose.
Then for more than a dozen nights after that, when Wei Lan closed her eyes, Ye Xiaodai's serious face...and naked body appeared in her mind, so the servants of Muyun Palace were very puzzled, why Hall Master Wei washed it himself in the early morning? sheet?
Wei Lan hung the sheets in the yard, and secretly scolded herself for being so fucking obscene.
As he was gnashing his teeth, he suddenly saw the protagonist of Chunmeng holding a bunch of barbecued meat into the yard.
"Master Wei, this is for you." After Ye Xiaoyang handed him the barbecue in his hand, he walked out of the yard with a smile on his face.
Holding the meat skewers, Wei Lan felt her heart beating faster.
On this bright morning, Hall Master Wei finally realized clearly that he... was in heat!
So in the days to come, the dignified Hall Master Wei would often think about male robbers and female prostitutes.
The little sheep is so dumb, if I speak rashly, will it scare him?Then go around a bit.
Help him prepare the best snacks, take him to see the mountains and water, remind him to add clothes when it is cold, and prepare ice cubes for him to cool down when it is hot, Wei Lan thinks that even if it is wood, it should feel it?
Ye Xiaoyang was really moved. When everyone was having dinner, Ye Li, who had been drinking a lot, hugged Wei Lan and cried with tears in his eyes.
Everyone who doesn't know Hall Master Wei's thoughts on the little sheep, seeing this scene at this moment, they all feel that the lovers will finally get married, so why don't they just have a bridal chamber tomorrow?
Wei Lan's face was calm, and her heart was bubbling with beauty. Just as she was about to hug her and take a bite, she heard the little sheep sobbing.
"Master Wei, you really look like my mother!"
As soon as the words came out, the brothers around him almost went crazy with laughter, but Wei Lan almost vomited blood, and with a livid face, he carried the little sheep back to the house, threw him on the bed and tore off his clothes.
Ye Li blushed, and looked at Wei Lan with blurred eyes.
Wei Lan looked at the innocent eyes of the little fool below her, sighed, and finally turned around and left the room.
In the evening, Wei Lan sat on the roof drinking a little disheartened, but saw Cheng Mufeng walking towards her.
"Young Palace Master." Wei Lan cheered up and greeted him.
"Don't be discouraged." Cheng Mufeng took his shoulders, "Xiao Ran is just slow, why don't I take him out this time? When he doesn't see you for a long time, maybe he can understand his mind. "
"Useful?" Wei Lan hesitated.
"Of course it works." Cheng Mufeng was sure.
Wei Lan bowed her head and said nothing, as a tacit consent.
Five days later, Ye Li went out to sea with Cheng Mufeng, but before leaving, he couldn't find Wei Lan no matter how hard he searched.
Hall Master Wei didn't even see him off...
Ye Li was very unhappy squatting on the deck.
Then in the following days, no one asked the kitchen to make delicious snacks, and no one accompanied me to practice exercises, and no one reminded myself to add clothes when it was cold.
The little sheep with a runny nose from the cold misses Wei Lan very much, woohoo, except Hall Master Wei, no one cares about him!
As a result, Wei Lan often received letters from Ye Li with only one theme - Hall Master Wei, I miss you.
"I said how long are you going to follow him secretly?" Cheng Mufeng asked him helplessly.
"I don't know, this is quite fun." Wei Lan looked at the shadow of the little sheep writing a letter on the window, and smiled slightly.
Ye Li disguised himself and sneaked into Xia Ruyuan's army, but he didn't know that Wei Lan, who was also disguised, came with him.
Wei Lan felt that she was almost hopeless, what's so good about this little sheep, why did she like it so much?
On Cheng Mufeng's big day, Ye Li stood in the crowd laughing foolishly.
"What are you laughing at?" Wei Lan pinched his nose.
"Master Fang is so pretty." Ye Li stretched his neck to watch the excitement.
"You're pretty too." Wei Lan took him out of the wedding hall, "Do you want to get married?"
"I don't want to." Ye Li shook his head, "... How about you, Hall Master Wei?"
"I think." Wei Lan looked at him.
"..." Looking at Wei Lan's serious eyes, Ye Li felt his nose ache for no reason.
Hall Master Wei wants to get married... Also, he is so handsome.
But if he gets married, he will no longer be able to accompany him, maybe he won't even have time to talk to him.
More and more sad.
"Why are you crying?" Seeing his red eyes, Wei Lan was overjoyed, but her expression remained calm.
"I didn't cry." Ye Li murmured, "Master Wei, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."
Wei Lan was so excited that he almost fainted, you little idiot.
Cheng Mufeng's wedding banquet lasted until late at night, Ye Li followed a group of brothers, drinking with a big bowl.
The drunk little sheep cried with snot and tears, pulled the people around him and began to cry.
"Wei Tang is mainly married, woo woo woo..."
"You drank too much, the one who got married today is the Young Palace Master!"
"Wei Tang is mainly married, woo woo woo..."
"..."
Wei Lan's intestines cramped from laughing, and she walked away with Ye Li in her arms, leaving behind the booing of a group of brothers.
After returning to the room, Wei Lan wiped his face with a hot towel, bowed his head and kissed him.
"Hall Master Wei..." Ye Li was dizzy from drinking, but still couldn't help sobbing, "You don't want to get married."
"Why?" Wei Lan sat on the edge of the bed and looked at him.
"I don't want you to marry someone else." The little sheep got up and got into Wei Lan's arms, hugging him desperately.
"Don't want me to marry someone else?" Wei Lan raised his chin.
"Yeah." Ye Li nodded drunkenly.
"Then who do you want me to marry? How about marrying you?" Wei Lan's voice was low and seductive.
Marry me?The little sheep was so excited that he nodded violently.
"Then you must not regret it." Wei Lan's amber eyes were ignited with unquenchable lust.
"I don't regret it!" Ye Li hugged Wei Lan's neck tightly, "I like Hall Master Wei, and I want to marry you!"
Before the words fell, the little sheep's mouth was severely blocked.
"Good boy." After a lingering kiss, Wei Lan untied his belt, "Can you please?"
"Okay." The little sheep was dumbfounded, allowing the big bad wolf to pick him up.
"It hurts!" Ye Li wrinkled her nose, kicking her tiny white legs indiscriminately.
"Be patient, it won't hurt in a while." Wei Lan lied to the little sheep gently, leaning over and kissing his mouth.
The next morning, Wei Lan opened her eyes and saw Ye Li obediently lying beside her, with hickey marks all over her exposed back.
After eating, the big bad wolf rubbed his arms around his little sheep, and then reluctantly got up, and went out refreshed after washing up.
The brothers in the compound were gathering together in twos and threes to talk about the mountains. Seeing Wei Lan coming, they all booed and said congratulations to the groom.
Hall Master Wei couldn't be in a better mood. He sat on the chair and clasped his fists and said that he was happy with each other, which was very cheeky.
When a group of people were chatting and laughing, they suddenly saw Ye Li limping into the yard with his hands on his buttocks.
Wei Lan's eyebrows twitched, and before she could speak, she saw Ye Li rushing towards her.
"What's wrong?" Wei Lan caught him, wondering if this little guy had repented and came here to fight himself desperately?
"Hall Master Wei." Ye Li felt aggrieved, "The wine I drank last night was poisonous..."
"Toxic?" Everyone looked at each other, it's all right.
"It's poisonous." Ye Li wiped his nose, and showed Wei Lan by his collar, "Look, there are red spots on my body! Also, my butt hurts so much..."
After a moment of silence in the courtyard, the laughter almost overturned the entire Yuncha Castle.
Wei Lan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and grabbed her little fool back to the bedroom.
"Master Wei, what are you doing?" Ye Li was a little nervous being pressed on the bed by Wei Lan.
Wei Lan leaned over and kissed his mouth softly.
"Little sheep, I like you."
"……Um."
Eleven years ago, the horse bandits in Moxi ransacked a small village. After hearing the news, the disciples of Yunchabao rushed to suppress the bandits, but it was still a step too late.
The entire village was slaughtered, except for a four or five-year-old child who escaped death because he was hidden in the haystack.
Probably because of fright, the child had a fever and was a little confused. Zhuge struggled for three days before pulling his life back.
After being brought back to Yuncha Castle, the child was adopted by Aunt Ye, who swept the floor. He was well-behaved, but he didn't talk much and stayed in a daze all day long.
Chen Ziyue wandered into the yard by accident one day, and saw a child in an old padded jacket, holding a broom taller than him, sweeping the floor earnestly, his nose and hands were red from the cold.
"What's your name?" Chen Ziyue squatted down and asked him with a smile.
"Ye Li." The little guy replied obediently.
"Do you want some candy?" Chen Ziyue took out a pack of pine nut candy and gave it to him.
"Eat." Ye Li nodded.
The silly kid is so cute, Chen Ziyue stretched out his hand to pinch his cheek.
On the way back, I met Aunt Ye and asked out of curiosity, only to find out about the child's miserable life experience.
So in the days to come, Chen Ziyue would often find time to visit him, and the more he looked at him, the more he felt that this stupid kid was cute, and then he simply began to teach him martial arts in person.
Although Ye Li is not smart, but he is willing to endure hardships and work hard enough, coupled with Chen Ziyue's careful teaching, so the more he practices martial arts, the better.
When he was 15 years old, Chen Ziyue planned to send him to Duan Xing's subordinates, but the child refused to live or die, and insisted on following Cheng Mufeng.
"Of course, Mu Feng has a wife." Chen Ziyue helped his forehead.
"I don't want to do business, I want to kill bad people." Ye Li hugged Cheng Mufeng's arm and did not let go.
"..." Chen Ziyue was speechless.
So after celebrating his birthday, 15-year-old Ye Xiaoran went to the South China Sea with Cheng Mufeng and became the youngest killer of Muyun Palace.
In the conference hall, all the branch hall masters looked at this silly little sheep, and they were all amused.
With such a blank look, who dares to send him to carry out the task?
"Which of you will take him?" Cheng Mufeng asked.
A group of hall masters looked at the sky and looked at the sky, and those who looked at the ground looked at the ground, and no one answered.
"I'm good at martial arts." Ye Xiaoyang was very aggrieved, why no one wanted him?
"I'll take him." A word suddenly came from the crowd.
Cheng Mufeng nodded in agreement, Ye Li looked up gratefully, and saw that the person who spoke just now was a young man in black, with arrogant features and a warm smile.
The other branch masters were very puzzled, thinking that Wei Lan must be crazy.
However, it hasn't been half a year yet, and everyone has to admit that they were wrong at the beginning.Ye Li is good at martial arts, even better at light work, and he is not sloppy in doing things. He is definitely a top-notch killer.
After inquiring carefully, I realized that Chen Ziyue had personally taught this little sheep, so everyone beat their chests and stamped their feet in annoyance.
That day, Ye Xiaoyang finished his mission and was taking off his clothes in the room to take a bath, when Wei Lan pushed the door open and walked in.
"Master Wei." Ye Li greeted him with a smile.
"How is it?" Wei Lan asked him.
"Seventeen." Ye Li gestured to Wei Lan with his shirtless arms, "It's not useful, and I solved it in less than an hour."
"Aren't you afraid of killing so many people?" Wei Lan looked at his childish face, and really didn't want to associate him with the word murder.When I took him in, I just couldn't bear to see him embarrassed, and definitely didn't want him to really kill someone.
"Don't be afraid, they are all bad people." Ye Li looked serious, "If I don't kill them, they will kill good people. Good people should live well and should not be bullied by bad people."
"..." Wei Lan laughed, stepped forward and rubbed his head, "Little Sheep, are you really dumb?"
"Huh?" Ye Li flattened her mouth, "I won't stay."
"Are you tired?" Wei Lan asked him.
"Tired." Ye Li took off his pants, "I'm going to sleep after taking a shower."
Dumb Lamb's body was white and naked, Hall Master Wei looked a little bloody, and walked out the door calmly, clutching his nose.
Then for more than a dozen nights after that, when Wei Lan closed her eyes, Ye Xiaodai's serious face...and naked body appeared in her mind, so the servants of Muyun Palace were very puzzled, why Hall Master Wei washed it himself in the early morning? sheet?
Wei Lan hung the sheets in the yard, and secretly scolded herself for being so fucking obscene.
As he was gnashing his teeth, he suddenly saw the protagonist of Chunmeng holding a bunch of barbecued meat into the yard.
"Master Wei, this is for you." After Ye Xiaoyang handed him the barbecue in his hand, he walked out of the yard with a smile on his face.
Holding the meat skewers, Wei Lan felt her heart beating faster.
On this bright morning, Hall Master Wei finally realized clearly that he... was in heat!
So in the days to come, the dignified Hall Master Wei would often think about male robbers and female prostitutes.
The little sheep is so dumb, if I speak rashly, will it scare him?Then go around a bit.
Help him prepare the best snacks, take him to see the mountains and water, remind him to add clothes when it is cold, and prepare ice cubes for him to cool down when it is hot, Wei Lan thinks that even if it is wood, it should feel it?
Ye Xiaoyang was really moved. When everyone was having dinner, Ye Li, who had been drinking a lot, hugged Wei Lan and cried with tears in his eyes.
Everyone who doesn't know Hall Master Wei's thoughts on the little sheep, seeing this scene at this moment, they all feel that the lovers will finally get married, so why don't they just have a bridal chamber tomorrow?
Wei Lan's face was calm, and her heart was bubbling with beauty. Just as she was about to hug her and take a bite, she heard the little sheep sobbing.
"Master Wei, you really look like my mother!"
As soon as the words came out, the brothers around him almost went crazy with laughter, but Wei Lan almost vomited blood, and with a livid face, he carried the little sheep back to the house, threw him on the bed and tore off his clothes.
Ye Li blushed, and looked at Wei Lan with blurred eyes.
Wei Lan looked at the innocent eyes of the little fool below her, sighed, and finally turned around and left the room.
In the evening, Wei Lan sat on the roof drinking a little disheartened, but saw Cheng Mufeng walking towards her.
"Young Palace Master." Wei Lan cheered up and greeted him.
"Don't be discouraged." Cheng Mufeng took his shoulders, "Xiao Ran is just slow, why don't I take him out this time? When he doesn't see you for a long time, maybe he can understand his mind. "
"Useful?" Wei Lan hesitated.
"Of course it works." Cheng Mufeng was sure.
Wei Lan bowed her head and said nothing, as a tacit consent.
Five days later, Ye Li went out to sea with Cheng Mufeng, but before leaving, he couldn't find Wei Lan no matter how hard he searched.
Hall Master Wei didn't even see him off...
Ye Li was very unhappy squatting on the deck.
Then in the following days, no one asked the kitchen to make delicious snacks, and no one accompanied me to practice exercises, and no one reminded myself to add clothes when it was cold.
The little sheep with a runny nose from the cold misses Wei Lan very much, woohoo, except Hall Master Wei, no one cares about him!
As a result, Wei Lan often received letters from Ye Li with only one theme - Hall Master Wei, I miss you.
"I said how long are you going to follow him secretly?" Cheng Mufeng asked him helplessly.
"I don't know, this is quite fun." Wei Lan looked at the shadow of the little sheep writing a letter on the window, and smiled slightly.
Ye Li disguised himself and sneaked into Xia Ruyuan's army, but he didn't know that Wei Lan, who was also disguised, came with him.
Wei Lan felt that she was almost hopeless, what's so good about this little sheep, why did she like it so much?
On Cheng Mufeng's big day, Ye Li stood in the crowd laughing foolishly.
"What are you laughing at?" Wei Lan pinched his nose.
"Master Fang is so pretty." Ye Li stretched his neck to watch the excitement.
"You're pretty too." Wei Lan took him out of the wedding hall, "Do you want to get married?"
"I don't want to." Ye Li shook his head, "... How about you, Hall Master Wei?"
"I think." Wei Lan looked at him.
"..." Looking at Wei Lan's serious eyes, Ye Li felt his nose ache for no reason.
Hall Master Wei wants to get married... Also, he is so handsome.
But if he gets married, he will no longer be able to accompany him, maybe he won't even have time to talk to him.
More and more sad.
"Why are you crying?" Seeing his red eyes, Wei Lan was overjoyed, but her expression remained calm.
"I didn't cry." Ye Li murmured, "Master Wei, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."
Wei Lan was so excited that he almost fainted, you little idiot.
Cheng Mufeng's wedding banquet lasted until late at night, Ye Li followed a group of brothers, drinking with a big bowl.
The drunk little sheep cried with snot and tears, pulled the people around him and began to cry.
"Wei Tang is mainly married, woo woo woo..."
"You drank too much, the one who got married today is the Young Palace Master!"
"Wei Tang is mainly married, woo woo woo..."
"..."
Wei Lan's intestines cramped from laughing, and she walked away with Ye Li in her arms, leaving behind the booing of a group of brothers.
After returning to the room, Wei Lan wiped his face with a hot towel, bowed his head and kissed him.
"Hall Master Wei..." Ye Li was dizzy from drinking, but still couldn't help sobbing, "You don't want to get married."
"Why?" Wei Lan sat on the edge of the bed and looked at him.
"I don't want you to marry someone else." The little sheep got up and got into Wei Lan's arms, hugging him desperately.
"Don't want me to marry someone else?" Wei Lan raised his chin.
"Yeah." Ye Li nodded drunkenly.
"Then who do you want me to marry? How about marrying you?" Wei Lan's voice was low and seductive.
Marry me?The little sheep was so excited that he nodded violently.
"Then you must not regret it." Wei Lan's amber eyes were ignited with unquenchable lust.
"I don't regret it!" Ye Li hugged Wei Lan's neck tightly, "I like Hall Master Wei, and I want to marry you!"
Before the words fell, the little sheep's mouth was severely blocked.
"Good boy." After a lingering kiss, Wei Lan untied his belt, "Can you please?"
"Okay." The little sheep was dumbfounded, allowing the big bad wolf to pick him up.
"It hurts!" Ye Li wrinkled her nose, kicking her tiny white legs indiscriminately.
"Be patient, it won't hurt in a while." Wei Lan lied to the little sheep gently, leaning over and kissing his mouth.
The next morning, Wei Lan opened her eyes and saw Ye Li obediently lying beside her, with hickey marks all over her exposed back.
After eating, the big bad wolf rubbed his arms around his little sheep, and then reluctantly got up, and went out refreshed after washing up.
The brothers in the compound were gathering together in twos and threes to talk about the mountains. Seeing Wei Lan coming, they all booed and said congratulations to the groom.
Hall Master Wei couldn't be in a better mood. He sat on the chair and clasped his fists and said that he was happy with each other, which was very cheeky.
When a group of people were chatting and laughing, they suddenly saw Ye Li limping into the yard with his hands on his buttocks.
Wei Lan's eyebrows twitched, and before she could speak, she saw Ye Li rushing towards her.
"What's wrong?" Wei Lan caught him, wondering if this little guy had repented and came here to fight himself desperately?
"Hall Master Wei." Ye Li felt aggrieved, "The wine I drank last night was poisonous..."
"Toxic?" Everyone looked at each other, it's all right.
"It's poisonous." Ye Li wiped his nose, and showed Wei Lan by his collar, "Look, there are red spots on my body! Also, my butt hurts so much..."
After a moment of silence in the courtyard, the laughter almost overturned the entire Yuncha Castle.
Wei Lan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and grabbed her little fool back to the bedroom.
"Master Wei, what are you doing?" Ye Li was a little nervous being pressed on the bed by Wei Lan.
Wei Lan leaned over and kissed his mouth softly.
"Little sheep, I like you."
"……Um."
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