!It's just that the juice is a little less, and it's not crispy. Grandpa probably likes it more. "I chewed the apple flesh in the shape of fine sand in my mouth, and gave a very pertinent opinion. Among fruits, I don't particularly like apples. Because of stomach problems, eating too much will always make me feel uncomfortable.

"Grandpa likes apples?" Grandpa Li Gu left his honored guests behind and chatted with me uncharacteristically.However, the three distinguished guests who were not of low status didn't think they were disobedient, but instead looked leisurely and optimistic.

"Grandpa doesn't like any fruit. It's because grandpa is afraid of sour~~~" Thinking of grandpa's expression of bitterness and hatred when he ate green plums seemed to be more unbearable for him than drinking arsenic.It would be a good way to "show filial piety" if I could bring a few for my old man to taste when I go back. I looked at the red peel that was bitten off in my hand, revealing some yellowed flesh inside, "This apple is not sour, and It's very soft, I think grandpa can eat it."

"Mr. Smith specially gave this to Grandpa Li. I'm afraid that Grandpa Li won't be able to chew on it when he gets old." Grandpa Li Gu looked at the only European sitting there with a soft gaze.The European shrugged frankly, and the stern man and Principal Liang didn't have any unusual reactions.I, who have always considered myself comparable to the instinct of the beast, can feel the subtle dissonance in the air.

"Well, I still think crunchy apples are more delicious, like sour and sweet oranges. If the oranges are not sour, then what's the point of eating them!" I don't understand what grandpa Li Gu is playing. But the life experience of two lifetimes tells me that Grandpa Li Gu must eat this apple, and he must eat it with arrogance and effortlessness.

My immature childish voice made the four men present change their faces at the same time. Grandpa Li Gu was happy and proud. Then keep it secret.

"Crispy apples are hard to bite~~~" Grandpa Li Gu looked at the apple in my hand, as if he really wanted to eat the kind of green apples in spring and summer. They are crunchy and have a sour taste.

"It's easy to bite if it's chopped up." My take it for granted made the faces of the four men change drastically again.Grandpa Li Gu was as excited as a weasel who only saw a fat hen, and couldn't help but want to swallow me in one gulp.The European man's face was serious, and the cushion under his buttocks made him restless like a needle prick.Principal Liang's dark "shuilid pupils" burst out naked slices of research.The most calm and stern middle-aged man looked at Grandpa Li Gu quietly, hoping to get some important information from his face.

"Xiao Tao took the basket of American fruits that Mr. Smith sent back to the baby. I still have some things to deal with here." Grandpa Li Gu waved his hand like the second generation ancestor, and asked Secretary Tao to send me back with a basket of flowers. St. Paul's campus.I foolishly walked to the gorgeous gate and haven't recovered yet. Did I say something extraordinary?

"That—" I turned my head to look at the four big men in a dumbfounded manner.

"Baby! Is there anything else?" Grandpa Li Gu's gentle voice that squeezed water made my hair stand on end. Should I stay away from these people for safety!

"Just a basket of apples, how do I divide them up?" Is it half for one person? !This Mr. Smith is also a bit picky.I glanced at the European man unkindly. The good principal and the stern middle-aged man looked up to study the luxurious decoration in the bedroom in a tacit understanding.The European man's stiff face changed colorfully, and his eyes innocently aimed at Grandpa Li Gu who couldn't laugh or cry.

"Dayong, this fruit was given to the chief by Mr. Smith!" The kind secretary Tao reminded me that a basket of apples is enough for one person.

"! But this basket is not enough for us to eat!" There are [-] people in our group of twelve plus four accompanying teachers. After deducting my food, there are probably seven or eight apples left in this basket.

"Dayong! What's the matter with you kid! Let's talk about it when you get out!" Secretary Tao tried to put on a serious face, trying to make himself look more serious, and then dragged my collar and pulled it out. With a loud bang, the door closed.

"There will be fights if the distribution is uneven!" I don't know about others, but Lolita Aloe is the first to refuse to agree that she eats less than others.

"Then don't eat it, Dayong!" Secretary Tao was very angry.

"Why!"

"..."

In the luxurious bedroom that I don't know, Li Guzheng cheerfully "apologies" to Mr. Smith.

A diplomatic "dispute" caused by an apple

Just as I was hesitating at the gate of St. Paul's school building with a fruit basket, Mr. Smith's assistant and his interpreter drove there.A total of twenty brightly colored flower baskets were removed from the car, and the dewy red apples inside were quite lovely.Secretary Tao and Teacher Gu were afraid of neglecting this beautiful blonde girl, so they walked forward enthusiastically, speaking their half-baked English with compliments.

"Mine!" Lolita Aloe yelled aggressively, bringing everyone's eyes back to the field, who were chattering and praising each other.I saw the aloe loli holding a basket of fruit in her hands like a circle-legged one, but she was fighting for a fruit basket with "Dummy Bawang" and Gu Lingling, who also held a basket between her legs, and Gu Lingling snatched eight fruit baskets behind her.

"Lingling! What's the matter with you?!" Mrs. Gu yelled harshly, making the aggrieved Gu Lingling's eyes blush.Secretary Tao wanted to stop this curious Assistant Smith, but her translator, a nodding and bowing Asian man dutifully translated what happened in the arena.

"Each person has a basket of fruit! The remaining four baskets are naturally reserved for the four teachers, and Lu Hui and Jiang Xiaoqiang are still robbing them!" Although Gu Lingling expressed her grievance at Gu Shitai's accusations against her without asking the truth, But the tone of the defense was very strong.Gu Shitai looked at her daughter who dared to talk back to her, opened her mouth and finally said nothing.

This is a child's filial piety, each of the four teachers has two baskets of fruit, and the other twelve baskets are exactly one basket for each student.Gu Lingling counted well, but she forgot that there was a gluttonous giant aloe vera loli in this team, and there was another person who sent Jiang Xiaoqiang nicknamed "Stupid Overlord".Domestic materials are poor, and I have never seen what an apple in the 70s looked like, let alone how attractive these "imported goods" are to attract children's attention.It is human nature to "not worry about scarcity but inequality". They can eat less or even not eat, but they can swallow their anger if they cannot achieve uneven distribution.

"Teacher Tian, ​​share the remaining four baskets of fruit with the children." For the first time, Master Gu did not criticize the disrespectful behavior of Luo Li and the "dumb king" Jiang Xiaoqiang. The immature little face swallowing saliva, and Mrs. Gu's always mean and serious face showed a slight sadness.No matter how hard it is, you can't suffer children, and no matter how poor you are, you can't have poor education. This is a wise saying given to him by Chen Guan's mentor when he set foot on the teacher's post.

"Is China so poor that it can't even feed its children?" The Asian man who had been following Smith's beautiful assistant suddenly spoke in awkward Chinese, with a look of pity and arrogance on his face.Standing next to me, Secretary Tao was tense all over, and his lean body transformed from a "scholar" to a "dead man" in an instant. His eyes were cold when he looked at the Asian man, as if he was contemptuous of a group of upright students. of "dead things".

I gnawed more than half of the apple and slipped from the palm of my hand without noticing it. I have no interest in that humanoid creature who is servile and arrogant and ignorant. Interested.Every man has a dream of becoming a hero in his heart. After seeing Xu Zhengyang's nimble and fierce skills and his chivalrous tenderness, I believe that there is no man who does not feel fascinated by this mysterious profession.

"There is an old saying in China that a gentleman should not eat what comes from you, so of course people in the United States don't know as much about apples in the United States." Teacher Gu is worthy of being a ruthless Miejue Shitai who owns the "Yi Tian Sword". weakness.The Danwanniao Kingdom, which lives on people's breath, is showing off its power here without shame. It's really ridiculous that the face of a donkey doesn't know how long a horse's face is!

"Mine!" Gu Shitai had just won a small round in front of Gaoli Bangzi, and the aloe loli over there let out another mournful roar.Everyone watched with black lines all over their faces as the two of them wrestled together, Lolita Aloe and the "Dark Overlord", their four paws tightly hugging a bruised red apple, neither of them willing to make the final concession.Gao Li Bangzi, who was beaten to the ground, was once again in high spirits, whispered to the blonde assistant, and then covered his mouth and sneered like watching a monkey performance in a circus.

"Teacher Tian, ​​tell me!" Mrs. Gu vented her anger on Mrs. Xiaotian, who was looking at a concubine at the side.

"Mr. Gu, the bad thing is the 37 apples in these four baskets! Three apples per person, it's one more apple, and that's it~~~" Teacher Tian blushed and drooped her head in dejection.

The corner of Secretary Tao's mouth twitched and cast a complicated look at me, and I shrugged helplessly.Thinking that Mr. Smith did something wrong with good intentions, he was afraid that one basket of fruit would not be enough, so he specially asked his beautiful assistant to send another twenty fruit baskets overnight.But when you come, you can't click it. How can there be such a "scourge" if you can't die!

"What a big deal, go get one from my basket and give it to Aloe." Mrs. Gu looked at the melancholy Aloe Lolita who didn't grab the apples and played with melancholy, and Aloe Lolita put aside all her grievances and misfortunes The beauty assistant and Gao

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