Dementors of the Blakes

"Regulus!! Come out and help!!!"

A shrill scream suddenly came out of the fireplace of Black's house. The current owner of Black's house, who was writing hard in the study, slipped his hand and ruined a piece of parchment.

He twitched his forehead, and then stroked his forehead depressedly. He really didn't understand that Sirius was James' best friend, right?Why does that Gryffindor like to come to him every time something happens!

Then again, what happened to him?

"Regulus!! Sev is going to break up my relationship with me and take Al away! 5555...how could this happen, I don't know anything!"

Regulus felt his head ache even more, he really couldn't figure it out, these two people were so in love, they were even married and had children, and they were still bickering all day long.

However, this is the first time that they are so noisy that they want to contact a partnership.

"Tell me, what did you do that you shouldn't have done to make Sif he angry."

... Potter was speechless for a moment. Does he always do things he shouldn't do?

Well, sometimes he does often drop the chain, and when he thought of this, he became even more dejected: "I can't give Seaver an explanation, and I don't know what's going on."

"..." Regulus twitched the corners of his mouth, "Are you talking to me? I think you should go to Sirius, he is coming back from the Ministry of Magic soon."

"It would be weird to find him useful..." James murmured.

Although he and Sirius were best friends, whenever there was any conflict with Severus, the person he came to find must be Regulus.

Not only because Regulus is reliable after all, but more importantly, only Slytherin can understand Slytherin's thoughts better. If it were Sirius, it would probably only be a disservice to him - no See that he is always eaten to death by Regulus?

So, after he quickly ran to smooth a strand of Harry's hair, and went home to take a paternity test cautiously, holding the terrible test results, facing Severus' cold face, he couldn't sit still He stopped, and rushed over quickly, asking for help.

"5555... Regulus, don't do this, only you can save me this time!"

"What the hell did you do?!"

"...Well, let's put it this way." Potter gritted his teeth and said tactfully, "If one day, you find out that Sirius has an illegitimate son who looks exactly like him, although Sirius himself doesn't know where this came from, so what will you do?"

Regulus turned his head expressionlessly, then looked at James expressionlessly.

"...You pretend I didn't say it."

"You mean, don't tell me...you have an illegitimate child?!"

Regulus' eyes became stern in an instant. If James dared to nod and admit that he didn't want Severus to do it himself, he wouldn't let him go easily!

"I never betrayed Sif!!" James was sweating profusely, "You have to believe me, I really don't know."

"...What the hell is going on! You start from the beginning!"

As a last resort, James had to start from where he saw this year's freshman list. Regulus listened quietly until he finished speaking, maintaining this strange look.

"...It turned out to be...Harry."

"What's wrong? You...you know him?!"

It was rare for James to be clever, and he guessed it all at once, and almost jumped up: "Regulus! What the hell is going on!!"

"Let's wait for Sirius to come back. Since Harry has also come, the future has long been lost, so it doesn't matter if I tell you." He shrugged, and then touched his chin, "You want to go now?" What I did was to call Sif together and prepare myself mentally, I don’t want to explain the same thing to both sides.”

"By the way, bring Harry too, and tell him his godfather is waiting for him."

When James managed to bring the two of them, Sirius just walked out of the room with an excited look on his face, obviously Regulus had told him about it.

He saw little Harry at a glance, and he was excited, and Harry's expression was not bad at all. He always thought that only he came from another future, so he kept pretending to be different from himself, but he didn't expect it.

"Sirius... Godfather."

The two of them walked forward together and hugged each other immediately...

"...Can you tell me what's going on first?" Seeing the two people's agitation endlessly, James stood aside anxiously, Severus was still three feet frozen, who would pay him back? Innocent! ! !

Regulus saw his anxious look, and looked at Severus's scrunched face, couldn't help laughing, stepped forward and slapped Sirius on the forehead, Send him a blank stare.

"Okay, let's get down to business!"

Sirius immediately let go of his godson obediently, and followed Regulus with his tail cocked indistinctly, while Harry... lingered between the two of them with strange eyes, as if something was wrong. Noticed, and seemed to hesitate.

Regulus noticed his expression, grinned suddenly, and said harmoniously: "Before that, I want to introduce you."

"This one is Harry Potter, the son of Lily Evans and James Potter, the godson of Sirius, and so on! Severus, please sit down first! Listen to me, James You don't want to be shameless! I know you didn't betray Sif."

"And Harry, I think you are very familiar with these two, but you have to be clear about one thing, James is no longer your father, and Severus is not the former potions professor, one of them is The current Headmaster of Hogwarts." He pointed to James.

"One is the most famous potion master today." He pointed to Sif again, "At the same time, they are a couple and have a son, Al Potter."

Poor Harry was suddenly struck by a thunderbolt, and it took several seconds to realize the true meaning of his partner. This scene was even more terrifying than Voldemort's resurrection and ran to the street to dance Latin dance. He trembled his fingers: "He...they... ...he he he..."

"Calm down, don't be so excited, you are the savior." Regulus smiled wickedly, and then pointed to himself, "And I, the current patriarch of the Black family, and work for the Riddle Company, oh, Don't look at me that way, Riddle is not the Dark Lord, he is the leader dedicated to the fusion of Muggle technology and wizard magic."

...Harry tried to hold his poor chin... Voldemort was a Muggle lover?Merlin, were you constipated last night?

But before Harry clenched his chin, Regulus continued to introduce lightly: "And he, Sirius Black, is the head of the Aurors. I believe you are familiar with this job."

He spread his hands, "At the same time, we are also a couple, and have a son and a daughter. I will let you meet those two little guys later."

"...You...You, you...Aren't you brothers..." Harry was sweating profusely, and his eyes were dazed by the series of news.

"Yes." Regulus took Sirius' hand, "Any comments?"

"...No." What else could he say...

"However, you can take comfort in the fact that I am indeed the original Regulus, and Sirius is also your godfather. In a sense, we are in the same situation as you."

Harry finally heard the good news, blinked, and then his eyes lit up, understanding the meaning.

But the other two next to him didn't understand. To be honest, the strange expressions of the two people's conversations had already made them confused.

So, Severus couldn't help it anymore. He first gave James a blank look, and then frowned at his friend: "Regulus, what do these words mean?"

He was anxious for an explanation.

And this time, Regulus didn't play charades anymore, he and Sirius looked at each other, and then slowly said: "This matter, it's a long story, and I will tell you slowly after we sit down." .”