Doomsday tour

It was already midnight when the two of them returned to the residence, and as soon as Zuo Qingyan entered the door, he was overwhelmed by the smell of cakes wafting from the room, and ran to beg for food.Xianhe came out with a cake, saw Zuo Qingyan surprised and said: "Where did you go?"

"This is a long story, let's finish eating first." Zuo Qingyan took out a plate and chopsticks out of nowhere, and stared at the cake.

"This is just a cake. Hey, I can't eat it yet. I want to put cream on it!" Xianhe tried to stop Zuo Qingyan in horror, but unfortunately he was weak and weak, so he could only watch helplessly as the cake was baked with so much hard work. The cake base was eaten clean.

"delicious."

"..." Xianhe pouted, "It used to be more delicious, but now it's gone."

"Just do it again." Zuo Qingyan said with a smile.

"...I finally went out and found some raw materials to make pastry." Xianhe protested, puffing up his cheeks, "Today is Tu Fei's birthday, I want to make some cake for him!"

Zuo Qingyan groaned, then looked at Rong Zijie again, Rong Zijie turned his face away and rolled his eyes.

"Actually, let's put it this way..." Zuo Qingyan began to flicker, "The bandit will be happy when your heart reaches him."

"for example?"

"For example... um, um, you sneak up on his bed at night and lie down to get naked..." Zuo Qingyan finally couldn't hold back with a serious face, "I'm just joking hahaha, don't show such an expression. "

"You, you, you, are you still a cultivator?!" Xian He rebuked angrily, blushing.

Zuo Qingyan pretended to shake his head: "It's not my wish to seek immortality. Eating delicious food all over the world is my goal in life, but it's not the right time...fortunately, I met you, Ah Ming... "

The more Zuo Qingyan talked, the more he talked, and he took Zhu Heming's hand and began to express affectionately: "If Fellow Daoist Tu didn't come first, I would definitely marry you home as an offering, and let you cook and eat every day."

"A Ming." Tu Fei's voice came from upstairs, and the two looked up. Tu Fei stood on the stairs on the second floor and looked at them with a cold face.

The atmosphere suddenly became subtle, and Zuo Qingyan inexplicably felt a murderous aura surging from behind, as if he was approaching a formidable enemy.

Zhu Heming's reaction became more intense, he broke away from Zuo Qingyan's hand and ran away.

"I feel like I did something wrong?" Zuo Qingyan turned around and asked Rong Zijie blankly.

Rong Zijie replied blankly: "But I think you did it on purpose."

"Huh?" Zuo Qingyan blinked his eyes and said innocently, "What happened? How could this happen?"

Rong Zijie watched as Tu Fei went to the room to "talk" with the crane that had failed to escape, and then said slowly, "Don't tell me you didn't see Tu Fei up there."

Zuo Qingyan touched his chin: "Well, actually, I just want to experience the feeling of calling someone a dog boy. If it goes well, I can try it tomorrow morning."

"Be careful with breakfast." Rong Zijie reminded.

"It's okay, Fang Bin is here. Ah Ming is easy to coax, and he won't be angry in a few days."

"But what about Tu Fei?"

Zuo Qingyan looked up at the closed door, shrugged without any pressure: "A Ming is responsible for calming him down."

Rong Zijie looked upstairs worriedly, feeling an inexplicable pressure.Will he still see a intact crane tomorrow?Or has it been plucked?

"Don't worry, according to my understanding of Fellow Daoist Tu..." Zuo Qingyan seemed to see through what Rong Zijie was thinking, and said meaningfully, "He doesn't know anything about Duke Zhou's rituals."

"The ceremony of the Duke of Zhou?" ET, who didn't know much about the earth's culture, asked a little confused.

Zuo Qingyan pondered for a while: "That's right, take off your clothes and sleep together, and even chew on each other a few times. On the wedding night, you can only be considered husband and wife after performing the ceremony of the Duke of Zhou. My master told me so."

"...I think I understand what you mean, but are you sure you understand?"

"Ok?"

Seeing Zuo Qingyan's bewildered expression, Rong Zijie couldn't be sure for a moment whether he really didn't understand or pretended not to understand. Forget it, what did he want to do.

"Your bread." Rong Zijie handed back the two and a half pieces of bread to him.Zuo Qingyan's stomach was indeed a bottomless pit, it was not yet full after eating all the cake blanks, and at this moment he started to attack the only remaining bread.

After eating more than half of it, I remembered that Ah-Dai was still hungry, so I took out Ah-Dai who was in hibernation to feed. Ah-Dai has no interest in bread, and now he just wants to sleep after being woken up.

"You treat this little guy better than all of us." Rong Zijie sighed.

"If you have been with me for more than 200 years, I guarantee that I will treat you better than Dui." Zuo Qingyan gnawed on the bread and said.

"Then if... I mean, if you have the opportunity to go back to your home planet with me, will you go?" Rong Zijie froze as soon as he said the words. He felt that he urgently needed to seek help from a psychiatrist. Maybe he What should be confirmed is whether I have recently felt in love with an unreliable homosexual because of the excessive secretion of dopamine hormone.

"Go back with you?" Zuo Qingyan looked at him and thought carefully, "If you can solve my future food and drink problems, I can think about it."

"... Forget it, I'd better think about how to bring the pigs from the earth back to the mother planet for breeding. It's pretty profitable anyway." Rong Zijie sighed silently, shook his head and went back to the room.

Zuo Qingyan poked Dui who was lying on the table: "Hey, he just now... must have despised me."

Dui lazily whipped him twice with the vine, and continued to lie down again.

At the end, Zuo Qingyan let out a long sigh: "Rong Rong is so awkward."

&&& [When you can’t write, you need to use other things to make up some words] &&& On the way to the desert settlement, everyone watched a lot of zombies along the way.

"I feel that the clothes of the zombies have become more revealing this year, which greatly burned my dog's eyes. I want to buy a dozen titanium alloy dog ​​eyes." Xianhe complained while lying in front of the car window.

Tu Fei held back for a long time and squeezed out a sentence: "It's indecent."

Rong Zijie looked out the window: "I think we've strayed from the topic. The topic just now was 'feelings of watching zombies'. In fact, what I want to discuss is 'the irreversible impact of viruses on human beings and the solutions'."

It's a pity that no one responded to his topic, and everyone obviously lacked interest in things that were too esoteric.

"It's pitiful to see how hungry she is." Zuo Qingyan gnawed on the corn and sighed, "No wonder when he sees a living person, he pounces on it and bites it, they are all hungry."

Immortal Crane nodded: "Why lose weight when you're alive, you'll feel skinny after death, it's really hard to lose weight once you become a dead body."

Zuo Qingyan gnawed even more happily. Since he failed several times to roast corn with Samadhi real fire, this arduous task was handed over to Zhu Heming. For food, even a single piece of corn can be roasted deliciously, making Zuo Qingyan swarm around him like a bee, Tu Fei killed Zuo Qingyan several times with his eyes, but the foodie's HP is too high, And the food supply effect is too good, the general attack is not powerful.

In this way, the desert settlement arrived.