Doomsday tour

If Ah-Dai didn't speak or do childish actions, then Ah-Dai who was sitting on the hood of the car would be a cold, arrogant and beautiful boy, but once he opened his mouth...

"Gah?" "Ow!" "Chichi?"

"Zuo Qingyan, don't mislead Dumb anymore, he hasn't learned how to say a word yet, but he has learned a lot about the sounds of animals!" Rong Zijie angrily dissuaded Zuo Qingyan.

Zuo Qingyan pondered for a while, and said seriously: "I think there is something wrong with Dumb's voice, it seems that he really can't speak."

Rong Zijie glanced at him suspiciously: "I think it's because it doesn't adapt to its tongue. I've seen it bite its tongue three times. It must have never had it before. I'll check when I get back to the camp. Also, you Better explain to it what a tongue is, it looks like it's interested in eating its own tongue."

Ah-Dai was trying to bite his tongue with his tiger teeth, shrinking back every time he ate in pain, but couldn't help but have the desire to swallow the new thing in his mouth.

Zuo Qingyan and Rong Zijie looked at each other worriedly, it was dangerous to teach it to speak.

In the end, before returning to the camp, the dumb who squatted on the hood of the car and fluttered in the wind every day turned back into a green dumpling trembling.The weather was too cold, and the aura of the heaven and earth was thin, so it was impossible to keep it in shape.

"Then why can you maintain a human appearance 24 hours a day?" Rong Zijie asked Xianhe strangely.

The crane blushed and muttered: "There are times when you become a crane, but you haven't seen it before..."

"When?" Rong Zijie was very clueless.

"O, sometimes when I'm sleeping..." Xian He added with a blushing face, "And when I look in the mirror alone..."

Tu Fei continued to play the PSP with a blank face, while adding: "I testify that he often looks in the mirror secretly by himself."

"I just miss my long legs!" Xianhe protested, "If your two long, thin legs suddenly disappear, you will definitely miss them too."

The three of them looked at him together, and even Duan, who was wrapped in green vines, stretched out his bright red buds to watch.

The crane choked for a moment, and said dejectedly, "You don't understand." After speaking, he let out a long sigh, with a desolate expression on his face.

"We seem to be digressing." Rong Zijie said calmly.

"It seems so." Zuo Qingyan scratched his head and said.

"Do you know how I found out?" Rong Zijie turned his head and asked him.

Zuo Qingyan shook his head.

"Because your pet is biting me."

"Really?" Zuo Qingyan pulled back the flower bud that Ah-Dai gnawed on Rong Zijie's calf, and Rong Zijie calmly rolled up his trousers and took out the fast-growing cell recovery solution and external disinfectant to save his calf that was attacked by surprise.

"Should I be glad that he doesn't take milk?" Rong Zijie asked with a dumb look.

"You want to breastfeed him?" Zuo Qingyan was startled, his eyes moved from his face to his chest, and then he murmured "See no evil."

"..."

"Rongrong, I was wrong, I really didn't know you were a woman disguised as a man." Zuo Qingyan confessed.

"..."

"But you really can't blame me. I really didn't know that there was a girl with such flat breasts..."

"..."

"But I really shouldn't doubt your determination to breastfeed Dumb..."

"Zuo Qingyan."

"Ok?"

"You can shut up."

"Oh." Zuo Qingyan was silent for 2 minutes, unable to hold back anymore, "Can I say one more sentence, just one sentence."

"Say."

"I was joking with you, Rong Rong, you are too serious."

With trembling hands, Rong Zijie tried hard to restrain his urge to take out his pistol to destroy him humanely, and finally turned his face away to look at the scenery along the way without saying a word.

Xianhe was enjoying watching the play in the back, and felt that Rong Zijie was a great tragedy, Zuo Qingyan was too unreliable, compared to Tu Fei, he was perfect except that he was a little bored.

"Dead again..." Tu Fei stared blankly at the game screen and said dully.

"Is this game really that difficult?" Xianhe asked desperately.

"...well, tougher than any enemy I've encountered."

The crane looked up to the sky and sighed: Reliable people are always similar, but two people have their own ways.

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It was almost New Year's Eve when we returned to the desert settlement, Xianhe counted the days on the calendar and muttered about buying new year's goods, Zuo Qingyan began to develop his plants again, and took out a potato to eat raw.

"Even the lunatics don't know if they're still in the camp." Zuo Qingyan said as he looked at the desert settlement where the cars were coming and going.

"It should be. This year's weather is not normal. There is often snow in this arid area. The heavy snow hinders road traffic. It is more likely that they will wait for the spring to go to Baiyun camp." Rong Zijie said looking at the weather outside.

"We can go to the New Year's Eve dinner." Zuo Qingyan said excitedly.

"...Hmph, it's definitely not as delicious as mine." Xian He curled his lips and said disdainfully.He has always been very proud of his cooking skills.

The corners of Tu Fei's tightly pursed lips also showed a trace of a suspected smile, and Zhu Heming's face felt hot when he looked at those eyes full of connivance.

Opening the door of Fang Bin's house, Lian Han was so lucky to come down from upstairs, and was shocked when he saw the four of them back: "You're back?!"

"We just went out for a stroll to find some good things. Why do you look like you saw a dead man come back to life?" Xian He asked back.

"Oh, did you find anything good?" Lian Han asked with interest.

"Don't mention it, I met a lunatic, told a story about Sleeping Beauty, watched a scene where a plant turns into a living person, and then came back." Xianhe glanced at Zuo Qingyan with lingering fear, because the weather was too cold and he lacked aura. Having crawled back to the Qiankun Sack a long time ago, Zuo Qingyan gnawed on the raw potato and looked around, showing no special expression.

"Ha, you guys are really funny. It's good to come back after the Chinese New Year. Everyone can have a reunion dinner to celebrate that we have lived for another year." Lian Crazy smiled and pulled a few people into the door, "Boss is going to inspect the market , we are going to continue going south after the beginning of spring, we have made a lot of money this year, and I hope next year will be even better."

"Has Miss Anxiu been here?" Rong Zijie asked.

Lian Han glanced at him surreptitiously: "Girl An, she was sad for a long time after knowing that you ran away, crying every day and muttering that she loves you or not, and it stopped after half a month. Don't worry, the girl is nice, but her head is full of pink thoughts and she is a little naive, as long as you open up with her, she won't force it, and she is not worried about not being able to get married."

"Fenghuaxueyue is the privilege of the upper class, and we ordinary people still struggle to survive." Xianhe nodded sharply.

"Come on, if the few of you have the pressure to survive, the rest of you will die." Shu Tan even slapped the crane on the back of the head, but was stopped by Tu Fei on the way.

Lian Han's gaze collided with Tu Fei's, and after a long time Lian Han smiled slightly: "I can't tell, you look like a fool, but you still know how to love others."

Xianhe pretended to be calm and broke away from Tu Fei's hand, and led him into the kitchen: "I'll cook."

The corner of Lian Han's mouth twitched: "I know why you guys like to bully him so much."

"Do we have it?" Zuo Qingyan asked back.

Even the lunatic gave him a sideways glance: "You understand for yourself."