Doomsday tour

This unexpected conflict attracted the security guards here. Two tall trees carried the perpetrator and the victim to the lush canopy for education, but it seems that they have not learned any lessons from the dumb flower buds looking up to the sky—— It doesn't understand at all.

As the master who condoned the evil pet's murder, Rong Zijie had to pay a fine.

"Why didn't you hand it in?" Rong Zijie complained while signing the form.

"Dai is mine, and I am yours, so Dui is yours." Zuo Qingyan said as if nothing to do with Dui.

Rong Zijie bought three translators from the automatic shopping machine—it looked like a pill, because it was not equipped with an earth language system, Rong Zijie had to communicate with the intelligent brain system he carried with him in order to add the earth language system.

"Okay, take the medicine." Rong Zijie put the pill on the palm of his hand and said to the three of them.

Duan looked at the slender little pill, and opened the flower buds without interest.

"It looks so small, it's not enough for one bite." Zuo Qingyan's train of thought was very similar to Duan's surprise.

"How many languages ​​are there in it? Can it be sold wholesale back to the earth? I really want to save those melons who struggle with English." Xian He asked while pinching the pill.

"..." Tu Fei looked at the pill, thinking in his heart that the use of this is similar to the mushroom in Super Mario?

In short, the three swallowed the pill with picky expressions.

Then the babbling alien languages ​​around suddenly turned into friendly Chinese.

——"I have always had trouble understanding creatures that walk on two legs and do not perform photosynthesis."

——"Yeah, they can run around without growing leaves or roots? I have to say that the evolution of animals is amazing."

——"Tch, what's amazing, don't we exterminate all animals."

——"No way, the animals run too slowly and can't catch up with us."

The crane looked at his long legs, and then at the two plants that were alive and kicking, and felt that his long legs were a bit weak - he couldn't run the two plants? !

Hey, this lively plant that can run around is too illegal!

"In general, the hotel opened by the Lomi star is very good. As for the structure... I think it is better to explain it with potatoes, which means that this hotel was originally a plant of the Lomi star, with well-developed roots. It forms a hollow structure, so it is used as a room, except that there is no sunlight outside when the curtains are drawn, everything is beautiful." Rong Zijie took the room card and led a few people to the potato room, "If there is any problem, you can now Proposed."

Zuo Qingyan was the first to raise his hand: "Can I eat potatoes if I'm hungry?"

"No, the inner walls of the room are very strong, and I don't want to wake up and find myself so close to the dirt—I'm not an earthworm."

Crane: "Can a fire be lit in the potato room?"

"No, it's flammable."

Tu Fei: "Is there electricity?"

"Don't you feel ashamed to ask for power supply in the room with three people as a cultivator?"

Duan jumped up and down and twisted, Zuo Qingyan understood what he wanted to express: "It asked, can it secretly catch an octopus and eat it?"

"No, if you don't want to go to the black hole prison to squat for hundreds of cosmic years, there is no rich food there."

The three of them were all wilted, and even Ah-Dai was drooping the flower buds, and walked boringly to the room where the potatoes were planted in the ground. The corridor was full of green and fluffy glowing ferns, and the faint blue fluorescence looked very weird.

The trumpet-like flowers growing on the inner wall shake their petals and make a sound: "Dear guests, do you need me to show you the way?"

"Rooms 32 and 33." Rong Zijie looked at the room card and said.

"Go straight and turn left."

Several people successfully found the room. Xian He was very curious about the talking plant, so he couldn't help asking Rong Zijie, "Can it talk?"

"In fact, most of the Lomi Stars don't have a vocal system. The voices you hear are all mechanically synthesized, and most of their communication is through nerves-rubbing vines on you to send messages, and so on, but for the convenience of communicating with foreigners. , Most of them like to have their own robotic voices in alien planets.”

The room arrives.Room numbers aren't any language that exists in the universe, but...

There are three small red flowers and two small blue flowers inlaid on the door plate of room 32, and three small flowers each in room 33 next door.

"This is really a concise and easy-to-understand labeling method, and it is worth promoting." Xianhe nodded again and again, "But I have a question... Where is the door?"

The inner wall of the plant in front of me looks like a wall, and it looks so flat that there are no gaps in the door.

"How do I get in? Call Zhima to open the door?" Xianhe recalled the possible secret words, and could only make a guess.

"Will sesame open the door?" Zuo Qingyan didn't know why.

Rong Zijie ignored their dispute, and stuck the card on the wall by himself. There was a hiccupping sound from inside the door, and then he wriggled and lifted up, forming a door opening more than three meters high.

"The door is really high." Xianhe said, looking up at the door panel.

"In fact, it is often complained about, because the tree people with a height of more than ten meters can't squeeze themselves into this door opening, but they like to find a place with soil outside to bury their roots in the sun, so there is no need to live in it. .”

Everything in the room was beyond the knowledge of several people. At least Zhu Heming had never seen that luminous object that looked like a spider plant. It was hanging in mid-air, emitting a gentle and bright light at the moment.

The ground is lawn, real grass, and the "bed" in the center of the room...

"What a big tree hole." Zuo Qingyan muttered, walked over to explore.

The fat tree with a height of more than three meters has luxuriant branches and leaves. The spacious tree hole is almost a round bed with a diameter of two meters. There are glowing flower buds on the vines hanging from the branches, and the colorful halos are shining tenderly. .

The tree hole is covered with thick leaves, yellowed dead leaves, and strangely shaped petals. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a place to sleep.

"This...how do I sleep?" Zhu Heming asked strangely.

"Jump in and bury yourself with the leaves. Don't worry, the air permeability is very good and you won't suffocate. These leaves are special eugal leaves, which have good warmth and moisture retention. It is recommended to sleep naked." Rong Zijie said.

Xianhe's expression became even weirder: "You mean...the two of them took off their clothes and buried themselves to sleep?"

"That's it." Rong Zijie said without blushing.

Crane blushed.

"You think too much." Rong Zijie said.

Zhu Heming groaned twice, and decisively snatched the room card and dragged Tu Fei to the next door.

Zuo Qingyan looked at the tree hole with dead leaves and touched his chin: "It seems quite interesting."

Duan flew over his head and threw himself into the tree hole, then happily flapped the dead leaves and twisted, occupying the only bed in the room.

"It seems that we are going to sleep on the grass." Zuo Qingyan said lightly.

"Ah."

"Are you disappointed?"

"……Um."

[Member of the Unreliable Space Adventure Team——Rong Zijie]

Occupation: Interstellar adventurer & profiteer

Skill bar: Seems to know a little bit about everything, maintenance skills are okay

Hobbies: travelling, speculation

Favorite people or things: Zuo Qingyan, all kinds of new equipment, crystal nucleus

Disliked people or things: All kinds of cultivators, goblins, and mutant zombies who do not play according to common sense Ideal life: Take Zuo Qingyan home to get a certificate

Most wanted to say: Earth is such a scary place, but... the people there are interesting.