Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Thursday, November 26 light rain

A week goes by so fast, it's the weekend again!I only found out after asking Liu Xiong today that the midterm exam will be next week.

Liu Xiong is smiling at me now, I don't know how to provoke him.He was angry when he spoke to me: "The teacher notified you last week. At that time, you were smirking and busy, and you didn't know who to chat with."

I tried to recall it, but I couldn't remember it at all.

But if there is an exam, there is another excuse to find Lu Bei to give lectures!I don't know if he is busy or not.

I frowned and stood by the table thinking.

Li Hou'er just came back from shopping, and the plastic bag filled with hot bridge rice noodles, together with the fragrant soup, was put into the lunch box.After listening to our conversation, he turned his head and wondered why he was so angry: "Brother Xiong, why are you observing Gouzi so carefully now?"

Liu Xiong snorted coldly: "He was sitting right in front of me, and he just caught sight of me."

"Is that just right?"

Liu Xiong was annoyed: "Didn't he just look at his phone and giggle all the time in class? How many times did I see something wrong?"

Li Hou took out the stainless steel chopsticks, put them on the side of the bowl with a crisp "snap", and said in a nonchalant manner, "You know he's been looking at his phone all the time? Then you've been looking at him?"

Liu Xiongben is not a good-tempered person either, so he got angry all of a sudden: "...Is there something wrong with you?"

Li Hou turned around and roared with an angry expression I had never seen before: "Is there something wrong with your mother?"

"..."

I was helpless and helpless in it.

I haven't lived in a dormitory during this time, so I don't know anything.I don't know why they are arguing, let alone how to persuade them.I just vaguely feel that there seems to be an indescribable subtle atmosphere in the dormitory, which makes our originally harmonious and peaceful 510 become so tense.

I can only say: "Everyone, don't worry, they all live in the same dormitory, there is no need..."

"What do you know?" Li Hou's complexion was not good, and when he saw me standing between them, he pulled me away from Liu Xiong: "Come on, Gouzi, come and sit with me from now on!"

Liu Xiong didn't speak, but stared at him bitterly with round eyes.

Fortunately, Comrade Wang Baboon came back at this time. Seeing the silence in the room, he looked around at us: "What's wrong?"

No one got back to him.

He slapped his head and said suddenly: "It's raining, so we shouldn't have physical education class in the afternoon, why don't we go watch a movie or something together?"

Hey!Good thing!This kind of happy group building is very helpful to the development of collective harmonious relationship!I like!

But I have no money to buy movie tickets.

"I'd better forget about it," I laughed dryly, "Money is tight these days, so I'll see if there is anyone who needs a substitute class in the afternoon, so I can earn money for a substitute class."

"Don't tell me!"

Baboon Wang hurriedly said: "You are running out every three days now, let's finally get together once. Let's go together, I invite you!"

It is true to say so.

I feel a little guilty because I completely neglected to get along with my roommates in pursuit of illusory love.College life is not only mine, but also theirs. If I make their college life less enjoyable because of me, I will not be happy.

I waved my hand: "Forget it! You don't need to ask, take out my lunch money and risk my life to accompany gentlemen!"

Satisfied, Baboon Wang asked Li Hou, "Monkey, do you want to go?"

"just go."

Li Hou sat back in his original position and opened the fragrant rice noodles: "Wait until I finish eating."

"Okay. Where's Brother Xiong?" He asked.

"Ah."

Liu Xiong responded in a low voice.

Where they can't see, I give my sincere thumbs up to Wang Baboon.

Every dormitory needs a person like Mr. Wang!It is simply the benefits of interpersonal communication!slip!potion!

There is a bus directly in front of our school to the nearest movie theater. As soon as I went up, I saw a row of empty seats behind, so I hurried forward to occupy it.

"Come, come," I beckoned to them, "Come and sit." As I spoke, I sat on the rightmost seat,

Behind me was Liu Xiong, who was walking towards me and was about to take his seat, but Li Hou broke free from the crowd, pushed him away, and sat next to me.

"I'll sit here."

Li Hou straightened his neck, with an inviolable look on his face.

Liu Xiong didn't care too much, turned a corner and sat next to him.

These two really hit it off.I winked to signal the king baboon.

Wang Baboon pouted at me from a distance, saying that they should go.

Speaking of which, the movie theater is not far from my home, and I can walk back directly after watching the movie.

It was only when we got in the car that we remembered to book a movie ticket. We were going to watch the 19.8:[-]pm show.Liu Xiong flipped through the app for a long time and suddenly said that this movie has special seats, and each user is limited to buying two tickets, only [-].

He took the initiative to say to Li Hou: "Then you buy two and I will buy two."

Then told me and Wang Baboon: "You two will transfer the money directly to us later."

We got off one after another, got out of the car, and just in time for the theater to open, we were in a hurry and ran to the automatic ticket machine to issue tickets.After taking it, in a hurry, Liu Xiong gave me the ticket in his hand, and I accepted it without thinking too much.Seeing this, Li Hou had no choice but to give the ticket he had picked up to Wang Baboon.

But when I entered the theater, I realized that it was true that we were seated together, and Li Hou and the others were seated together.But there are still four people between me, Liu Xiong and Li Hou!

I whispered to Liu Xiong: "What's the matter? Why don't you sit together?"

Liu Xiong didn't even look at me, and said, "It's too late to buy tickets, and there are no seats available, so we have to sit separately."

Oh, it makes sense.

But I always feel that in the darkness far away, Li Hou's expression is very ugly, as if he has been calculated by someone.

That expression was so funny, I elbowed Liu Xiong: "Look, look at the monkey grinning like that, it's so funny."

But Liu Xiong turned me back: "It's started, shut up and watch!"

"Oh……"

This movie is a war movie. To be honest, I'm not interested, I just watched it to accompany them.Liu Xiong was very interested, obviously he was the one who told me to shut up at first, but later he couldn't help whispering to me, talking about the model of this fighter plane and the year of that aircraft carrier, the more he talked, the more excited he became.

I pretended to be listening carefully, and tried my best to watch the bloody legs and feet flying on the big screen, but the more I watched, the more sleepy I became.

Hey, I miss Lu Bei so much.

Why didn't my Lu Bei come to watch a movie with me?

Speaking of which, the two of us haven't seen a movie in a serious movie theater yet.

He should still be working now.He is working while I am consuming, what a shame!

The more you think about it, the more you diverge, the more you think about it, the more chaotic you become...

For the first time in my life, at the cinema, I fell asleep.

ah!I'm sorry director sorry actor sorry my movie ticket!ah!

When I woke up, the flames of war were flying in my ears, and I was awakened by loud noises one after another.I saw that I was leaning on Liu Xiong's stiff arm.And he, sitting upright and motionless beside me is extremely reliable.

"I was wrong."

I apologize quietly.

But Liu Xiong was very considerate: "It's okay, if you're sleepy, go to sleep."

"No more sleep, no more sleep." I quickly sat up straight, "How long have I been asleep?"

"The movie is almost over."

I slept for at least an hour...

I asked him, "I've been sleeping next to you? I'm wrong brother, is your arm numb? I'll give you a massage."

Then, with a doggy face, he turned sideways and massaged his big thick arms with both hands.

Liu Xiong didn't shirk it, and enjoyed it for a while with peace of mind, before saying: "No need to press it." He stretched out his arm: "Just lend me a while."

After finishing speaking, he put his hand around the back of my neck and hung it on my shoulder.

This pose, it’s okay to say it’s okay, it’s a brother, just come and pick me up!

Say there is a problem, and there is a problem. If I were a woman, wouldn't that mean being in his arms?

I was afraid that I would look at Renji with rotten eyes, so I didn't dare to think too much about it.How can I let my dirty thoughts defile the great friendship between us, which is obviously pure and innocent socialist brotherhood!

But when the show is over and the lights come on, things get serious.

I was about to stand up when I saw Li Hou on the right who saw our posture from a distance from four strangers. : "What are you two doing?"

I said, "I fell asleep just now, and the pillow is numb for him, so he will take care of you for a while. It's nothing, buddies."

Li Hou clenched his fists: "Dude? Hehe, buddy."

He gritted his teeth: "You don't know him!"

"Monkey, don't." Wang Baboon said suddenly, blocking his words.

I am baffled.

Liu Xiong also seemed a little baffled, and seemed a little guilty.

This expression is too complicated to appear on a face, and it flashes too fast, I can't understand it at all.

I was really speechless: "What's the matter, what's the matter, this is, you guys don't play charades anymore, we have known each other for more than a year, if you have any complaints, let's just say that you are all men, if you can't, let's go out and have a fight. Don't be a mother-in-law. Say it or not."

But even if I was so aggressive, no one took me for granted.

The three people looked at each other with different expressions and ghosts.Silent contest.

Woohoo, I feel like I'm cut off from the whole dormitory.Woohoo, but I deserve it.

It seems that Lu Bei went out to socialize at night. He drank a little too much and came home drunk.

Fortunately, I have a virtuous and virtuous person waiting for me, so I held him up: "Is it uncomfortable? I'll give you some ice water?"

In a daze, he pouted: "I want hangover soup."

"will not."

"Then don't go, sleep with me." He said.

"what?"

I hesitated before his door.

"Nothing, just sleep."

I thought about it: "That's fine, can you sleep in the bed?"

Hearing this, Lu Bei grinned: "Not only can I sleep well, but it's also very soft. Try it."

If you sleep with me, sleep with me, I've done everything that is too much, what is this!

Lu Bei's room smells like Lu Bei's, the table, the chairs, the decorations, and the bed.I sank into it deeply, thinking, if I could sleep with him every day, would my body be covered with the smell of Lu Bei in the end?

The table is, the chair is, the decoration is, Lu Bei's is me too