Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Wednesday, December [-]th is cloudy

I woke up this morning from Lu Bei's bed.

That's right, it turned out to be Lu Bei's bed. Although Lu Bei wasn't on it, it was indeed Lu Bei's room.

A splitting headache ah a splitting headache.I held my head, dumbfounded.

Why am I here?

Shouldn't I be in school?

Most importantly, Lu Bei and I...?up?

I touched my butt and it didn't hurt, so nothing seemed to happen.

Somewhat disappointed.

The curtains are very good at blocking light, and the room is pitch black, and I can't even tell day and night clearly for a while.

I whispered, "Lu Bei?"

Only then did I realize that my throat seemed to be agitated, and I was so hoarse that I couldn't speak.I was anxious, so I called out louder, "Lu Bei?"

The door moved slightly, Lu Bei touched a bowl of hot soup and kicked the door to enter.

I was relieved.

The light in the living room behind him is not very good, but it can be seen that it seems to be dawn.Lu Bei was backlit, and his face couldn't tell whether it was good or bad: "Are you awake?"

I nod. "What time is it?" I asked.

"11:30."

"Ah, at night?"

"morning!"

Lu Bei put down the bowl: "If you are sober, drink quickly."

"Oh." I couldn't react for a while, but I instinctively succumbed to Lu Bei's oppression, obediently took it and bowed my head to drink.

While drinking, I was recalling what happened last night.

Oh right!Liu Xiong is fucking Jeff! !

Grass!my roommate!After waking up and thinking about it carefully, it turned out to be a horrible incident!shudder!

Then, we both had a long talk.

Then... yes!Then Lu Bei came!

Could it be that he brought me back?

but!Fuck me!today!Full class! ! !

I wanted to ask too many questions at the moment, and I didn't know where to start. I quickly put down the bowl and wanted to ask Lu Bei what was going on, but Lu Bei asked first: "Who was that yesterday?"

Just like questioning the adulterer.

When I said something, I was very righteous at first, but when I thought that Liu Xiong was also interested in me, I felt guilty for some reason: "I, roommate."

"That's your roommate," Lu Bei snorted coldly, "Didn't you get along badly with your roommate? Why did you get drunk together intimately?"

"That's it, I'm free, come out for a drink..."

"You two's posture doesn't look like pure roommates having dinner together."

He picked up the bowl, stared at the dregs settled in the soup, and suddenly smiled, and said darkly: "You have been hiding from me recently, because you hooked him?"

I was startled: "What?..."

He sighed and laughed at himself: "I underestimated you."

Lu Bei raised his head, his expression already sour: "What do you want to tell me? Tell me you have many choices besides me? Huh?"

"Me? I didn't..."

"You, you, like them, also want to cheat on me and dump me?"

"Oh, this??"

"Very good, Goutian," he said. "Usually act like I have to..." He walked to the door, leaving a light sentence: "It's still the same when you're flirting."

"you……"

I was so angry that I was so angry that I wanted to jump up and rush out, grabbing his clothes and scolding him severely.But when I sat up, I found that I was not wearing anything. I searched around the bed, but there was nothing.

So he could only call him hoarsely: "Lu Bei! Where are my clothes?"

Lu Bei was in the living room, and a voice came over: "Washing machine."

"Then you, then help me get a piece of clothing from my room!"

Lu Bei put the bowl away, then walked back, leaning against the door frame, and said, "You take it yourself."

I was angry: "I'm naked! How do I get it?"

"What are you afraid of being ashamed of?" Lu Bei said coldly, "I'm really used to you. You can do things like riding a donkey to find a horse. You're so cheap, so just go naked."

"Or...are you afraid of what I'll see?"

A distorted frivolity appeared on his face: "Where have I never seen or touched it?"

I couldn't bear it anymore: "Are you finished?"

"I?"

"Who are you? I don't care who I'm looking for!" I was already hungover, my head was buzzing with pain, I was too out of breath, and I couldn't speak: "You fucking say me? You say me Riding a donkey looking for a horse? Who was the one who rode the donkey looking for the horse from the beginning to the end? Who was the one who never responded to the message? You can’t stand it no matter where you go? Lu Bei! You’re so embarrassing!”

I never treated him with such hysteria, any more than he treated me with such contempt and insult.

A few words vividly tore open the gap between us that I had been whitewashing the peace, but I didn't even think about what to do afterwards.

I immediately regretted it.

He clasped the door frame with one hand, and his voice became cold: "Are you deliberately revenge on me?"

I raised my neck: "Revenge shit! That was my roommate yesterday! We have nothing to do with each other!"

"Gou Tian," he looked deeply at me, "Do you know that I can see through you lying at a glance."

"I," I swallowed, "he, he does like me but..."

"okay."

Lu Bei interrupted me.

"Stop talking. I'm too lazy to listen. I've heard too many lame explanations, Gou Tian. I don't want this to come out of your mouth."

Lu Bei took two steps back, and when I got to the bright spot, I could see his pale side face: "If you want to return the rent and go back to live with him, tell me anytime, and the money will be deducted by [-]%... [-], no, [-], The rest is up to you." He said: "I hope that your strong 'roommate' can also satisfy you."

He grabbed the crumpled suit on the back of the sofa and put it on, spit out the harsh and harsh words: "Anyway, I haven't touched you, it's a small gift for him."

I sat on the bed and heard him say that, I just felt chills all over my body.

He grabbed the briefcase: "For your leave, full attendance is gone, I'm really dizzy."

"...I'm also full of class today."

"Stop it, I told your roommate to ask you for leave, that was last night."

He took the key and was about to go out: "Oh yes, you threw up all over at that time, I stripped you naked, and he asked me to 'take good care' of you. Hey, does he know how I used to 'take care' of you? Or does he not mind?"

"..."

I really think that Lu Bei just wanted to say these words to disgust me.

So I said, "I saw you emailing Shen Jing the other day."

Who is afraid of whom, destroy it, I'm tired, don't let it go.