Feng Laiyi

What Little Swallow did made Qianlong's face flash a little displeasure. No matter how she made trouble before, she was still in the harem. Now, in front of Ji Xiaolan, a courtier, a group of elder brothers, and accompanying students, they are so unruly. Can it make Qianlong not annoyed?But he was not easy to lose his temper, and thought that Little Swallow came from outside the palace, it would take a while to hone his temperament, so he could only suppress the anger in his heart, and then nodded to Ji Xiaolan.

Seeing Qianlong's answer, Ji Xiaolan snickered a few times in her heart, turned her head to look at Little Swallow and said, "Then let's start with a word game called 'Poetry with Shrinking Feet'. There are only four sentences in total, and the first sentence is seven." There are five words in the second sentence, three words in the third sentence, and only one word in the fourth sentence. Among these four sentences, Gege can answer any sentence at will..." At this point, Ji Xiaolan looked at the elder brothers The accompanying readers said: "Which one will help Gege start first?"

Little Yanzi's originally cheerful face became bitter after hearing Ji Xiaolan's words, and she felt completely baffled in her heart, what "foot shrinking poem"?Also "stretching the head poem"!How can I compose poetry when I don't even know a few big characters?I'm afraid this master Ji is not a good person, he is here to embarrass himself, right?Thinking of this, she was about to yell that she would not do it, but Yong Qi had already spoken loudly.

"I'll come first." Yong Qi looked at Little Swallow, winked, and met Forte's eyes again, then cleared her throat, and read aloud: "A building is square and square."

"Hang up a bell." Forte caught Yong Qi's wink, knew what he meant, immediately answered, and looked at Little Swallow, indicating that the number has been reduced from seven to five.

Little Yanzi saw Yongqi and Forte winking at her, and knew that they were helping her, so she didn't want to mess around, but after all, she didn't know anything, she couldn't say even three words, so she had to stand. He stared blankly at Yongqi and Forte in a daze.

"Bump it!" Yong Qi saw that Little Yanzi was confused, and was a little anxious. He raised his voice and answered the three words, so that the next sentence could be followed by another word. He was afraid that Little Yanzi would not understand, so he called He picked up the teacup on the table and turned it upside down, and then used the folding fan to make an impact gesture to hint at the little swallow, regardless of whether the water in the teacup fell directly to the ground and splashed his clothes.

But hard work pays off, and Yong Qi's actions made Xiao Yanzi see her instinctively, so she answered -- "Om!"

"Haha, that's right, that's it!" Yong Qi and Forte applauded enthusiastically, completely unaware that everyone in the room was looking at them strangely.

Little Yanzi was inexplicably surprised, and asked in disbelief, "Really? Am I really getting it right?"

"It's a great connection, it's a wonderful connection!" Yong Qi couldn't stop praising.

"Huanzhugege is really talented and intelligent, and she can see it through a little bit." Forte was not to be outdone.

Qianlong frowned, how could this be a farce, made him even more displeased, cooperating with the little swallow, Yongqi Forte, and the three of them treated everyone in the room, including himself, like monkeys?So he coughed heavily, and shouted with a straight face: "Little Swallow! This is just what you got out of it under the reminder of Yongqi and the others. It doesn't count. Ji Xiaolan, please come up with another question."

"Yes." Ji Xiaolan responded respectfully, glanced at Yong Qi and the other three, and said, "Next, let's write the lyrics. I will mention the second half of the sentence. Listen carefully, 'round and round, less half, messy, Quiet and quiet.' Gege wants to use these words to fill in a poem, Fifth Brother, I am afraid that Gege will not understand, so I would like to trouble you to demonstrate to Gege again." Ji Xiaolan looked at Yong Qi who was already eager to try, and said.

Yongqi thought for a while, then looked at Little Swallow, and read: "Fifteen months are round and round, the seventh day and eighth day are less than half, the sky is full of stars, and the dark clouds cover it and it is quiet."

"Well, it's well filled out." Ji Xiaolan sneered a few times in her heart, thinking that the fifth elder brother was really good at Huanzhugege, and she was afraid that she would not understand and wrote such a colloquial poem. When Chun came to the study, he never saw him help like this.

Just as he was thinking about it, Forte hurriedly opened his mouth and said, "Let me also demonstrate that the moon cake is round and round, and everything in the middle is missing half, which makes the mice messy, and the tabby cat is quiet when it meows."

As soon as Forte’s poem was finished, the elder brothers in the room couldn’t help laughing. If Yong Qi’s poem was acceptable, then Forte’s poem was a bit vulgar. Ji Xiaolan knew that Yong Qi Qi and Forte were trying their best to help the little Yanzi, and they didn't express anything, they just said to the little Yanzi: "Gege, it's your turn, give it a try."

Little Yanzi was stunned for a moment, and said a little embarrassed: "Can't I try it?"

"Try it, try it, there's nothing embarrassing about it." Ji Xiaolan encouraged, Hechun looked at Ji Xiaolan with a serious face like a master, and wanted to laugh again, knowing that he wanted to see Little Swallow make a fool of himself.

"Then...if the filling is wrong..." Little Yanzi still hesitated.

"It doesn't matter, if it's wrong, I can correct it, can I modify it?" Yong Qi interjected, Little Yanzi looked at Yong Qi and Forte, both of them nodded to her, encouraging her, she had to take a breath, and seemed to fight it out Said: "Okay! Try it!"

"Master's eyes are round and round..." As soon as the first sentence was uttered, snickering burst out, but Little Yanzi had to bite the bullet and continue reading: "One punch cuts half of it..." The snickering turned into The room roared with laughter, and even Yong Qi and Forte opened their mouths. Little Yanzi looked at the laughing crowd, rolled his eyes, and continued: "Everyone is laughing in a mess..."

This time the situation became even more serious, everyone couldn't breathe from laughing, the class had never been so noisy before, everyone almost forgot that Qianlong was still there, Ji Xiaolan was also stunned, unexpectedly, Little Swallow was bigger than him It was even more outrageous than imagined, Qianlong felt ashamed and annoyed, his face went numb for a while, he slapped the table angrily, and snorted heavily.

Everyone stopped laughing immediately, lowered their heads and did not dare to speak out loudly. Little Yanzi glanced at Qianlong, and finished her last sentence in a low voice - "The emperor hums quietly."

But now no one dared to laugh, Qianlong was about to get angry, but the little Yanzi who saw that something was wrong said first: "Huang Ama, don't be angry, I haven't read any books, I'm the one who reads these literary things. I'm an amateur, but I'm an expert in the living world outside, if you don't believe me, I'll make a match, I'm afraid none of you will be right!"

Qianlong was stunned for a moment, the fire in his heart was mostly suppressed by Xiao Yanzi's words, and he said curiously: "Oh? What a big tone, what if someone comes out against you?"

The match that Xiao Yanzi said was taught to her by Xia Ziwei. In Xiao Yanzi's heart, Xia Ziwei is the most talented woman in the world, so she vowed: "If someone can match, then I will Leave it to Huang Ama!"

"Okay! Little Yanzi, this is what you said." Seeing Little Yanzi's confident look, Qianlong couldn't help becoming serious.

"That's right!" Little Yanzi raised her head and raised her chest, while Yong Qi and Forte looked at her worriedly.

"You've all heard that, little swallow, you come up with a question." Qianlong said.

"Okay, listen! 'The goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's horns, baa!'" Little Swallow's last cry was so vivid that everyone almost laughed out loud again.

Qianlong froze for a moment, his brows furrowed again, his face showed confusion, what is this?how right?Looking up at Ji Xiaolan, seeing him lowering his brows and narrowing his eyes, he seemed to be puzzled, and the elder brothers also whispered, Yong Qi and Forte were relieved, in their opinion, this pair was not a good match, I'm afraid Little Swallow has a chance to win.

Seeing everyone discussing, thinking, frowning, and scratching their heads, but no one could stand up and say the right thing to him, Little Yanzi was really unhappy, and asked everyone with a smile: "How is it?"

Brothers and fellow readers smiled wryly, shook their heads, He Chun remembered that Ji Xiaolan did not face this pair in the original book, and looked towards him curiously, but happened to see Ji Xiaolan with her head down passing by her mouth With a touch of ridicule, I suddenly realized that it was not that he couldn't be right, but maybe he thought it was too vulgar and didn't want to be right.

"Ji Xiaolan, how are you doing?" Qianlong became annoyed when he saw that everyone in the room seemed to be dumb, and asked Ji Xiaolan in a deep voice with a slightly darkened face.

"I'm stupid, I'm sorry." Ji Xiaolan bowed her hands and said, and He Chun heard that there was no shame in his voice, and she affirmed her guess.

Qianlong is not happy, why can't the people in this room even match up?Looking sideways at Hechun behind him, he said, "Hechun, everyone says you are a talented woman, come and see for yourself."

He Chun was taken aback. She didn't expect Qianlong to throw this "difficulty" to herself. Although it was not a problem for her who had watched "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", she didn't want to make a fool of herself. He wanted to politely refuse, but he caught a glimpse of Little Yanzi looking like a villain, and felt a little disgusted in his heart. In addition, Qianlong's words were statements rather than questions, so he finally smiled lightly and said: "Returning to Huang Ama's words, and Chun has a second line, but it’s not convenient to dictate..."

"Oh?" Qianlong's expression finally calmed down a bit, and he managed to save some face. After hearing He Chun's words, he was very interested, and said, "If that's the case, you can write it on paper."

He Chun agreed, and someone immediately prepared the pen and ink. At this time, He Chun actually regretted that she was impulsive. She didn't want to borrow Qiong Yao's words, but she was not a real "talented girl", so it seemed that she had to be despicable for a while. Yes, as soon as I read this, I wrote a line on the paper.

He Chun was in a match, Qianlong was in a good mood, and looked sideways at Fu Kang'an and said, "Yao Lin, you are also a talented person in my Qing Dynasty. Are you going to lose to He Chun this time?"

Fu Kang'an glanced at He Chun who was writing with a pen, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said: "The slave also has a second line, but I think it won't be as good as the princess's."

"Haha." Qianlong's mood became better and he laughed loudly: "Yaolin, why should you be humble, if that's the case, you should also write down the second couplet."

"Hey." Fu Kang'an agreed, and was about to pick up another pen and paper. When Qianlong saw that He Chun had just finished writing, he said, "Just write on the side of He Chun's pair."

Although He Chun was writing just now, he heard the conversation between Qianlong and Fu Kang'an in his ears. Hearing the words, he handed the brush in his hand to Fu Kang'an directly. Watched from the side.

Fukang'an dipped in the ink, picked up a pen and wrote, He Chun just saw that Fukang'an wrote a word, and couldn't help but want to applaud, thinking that Fukang'an is indeed a man of both civil and military skills, and he can even write with a brush The writing is so good, the iron hook and silver strokes, and the force penetrating the back of the paper, I don’t know how much better than his own writing. When he finished writing and read it again, he was a little admired. He completely “pirated” Qiong Yao’s original text, and Fu Kang'an fought against him on the spot, and he lost a bit. Compared with the pair he wrote, Fukang'an's second couplet was even more atmospheric, and he was really defeated.

After Fukang'an finished writing, he handed the paper to Qianlong with both hands. After reading it, Qianlong laughed, but he didn't rush to read it out. He looked around the room and said, "Is there anyone else who has a second couplet?"

"Huihuang Ama, Yongzheng has also made it." A slightly childish voice sounded crisply, it was the twelfth elder brother Yongzheng, and at this time he also held a piece of paper with writing on it. , I think it is the next link.

"Hurry up and show it to Huang Ama." Qianlong was so happy that the creases on his face were showing. Little Yanzi, Yongqi, and Forte could not help but look at each other when they saw someone matching each other one after another. Yanzi is still very confident on the surface, she is sure in her heart that the match made by the three of them with Chun is not suitable for Xia Ziwei, and she is just waiting to see a joke.

"Ji Xiaolan, your master has been surpassed by your apprentice." Qianlong nodded after reading the pair written by the three, and then handed the two pieces of paper to Ji Xiaolan, teasing in his mouth.

"Your Majesty, the Fifth Princess and the Twelfth Elder Brother have obtained your true biography. They are talented and intelligent. They are naturally better than the blue, and the humble minister is willing to bow down." Ji Xiaolan took the pair and looked at it, stroked her chin and smiled. Said, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, I only omitted Fu Kang'an's name, Fu Kang'an was not annoyed, but just smiled lightly.

"Little Yanzi, now there are three people who are facing each other, can you admit defeat?" Qianlong now had confidence, turned his head to look at Little Yanzi and said loudly.

"Huang Ama, this couple didn't say anything, how do I know if it's right or not?" Little Yanzi raised her chin and said.

"Okay! I will convince you. Ji Xiaolan, since you are a master who lost to your apprentice, I will punish you to read these three couplets one by one." Qianlong snorted and said to Ji Xiaolan.

After listening to Qianlong's words, Hechun raised his eyes and saw Ji Xiaolan's mouth twitched a few times, and saw the unfathomable expression on his emperor's father's face. He suddenly woke up and realized that Qianlong had guessed Ji Xiaolan a long time ago. It's "unwilling" rather than "can't" in the second line, and it's true when I think about it, how could Ji Xiaolan, the number one talented scholar in the Qing Dynasty, be stumped by such a pair?There is nothing wrong with this couplet, but the onomatopoeia at the end is also to be read out. He Chun thought that Ji Xiaolan would imitate the sounds of animals in a while, and finally couldn't help it. He covered his mouth with a handkerchief and secretly smiled. When I came out, I didn't know that when I looked up, I just bumped into Fukang'an's eyes. I couldn't help but blushed, and turned my head to try to calm down, but I scolded myself in my heart, why would I embarrass myself in front of Fukang'an every time?

Ji Xiaolan's face was reddish, and she knew in her heart that Qianlong was deliberately playing tricks on her, but she couldn't refuse, so she cleared her throat and said, "I obey the order." Unrolling the paper in her hand, she read: "The kite follows the wind, the wind blows." Blow the tail of the kite, wow."

He Chun heard that the pairing was not made by himself and Fukang'an, so he knew that it must have been written by Yongzheng, so he heard Ji Xiaolan say immediately: "This is the second couplet made by Brother Twelve." The age and talent are not bad at all, the rest of the elder brother's companions also looked at Yongzheng and admired them secretly, Yongqi's expression was uncertain, but Xiao Yanzi curled her lips.

"The next one is made by Lieutenant Yunqi." Ji Xiaolan continued to read: "Snow leopard wading through the snow, snow on the body of the snow leopard, oh."

This second couplet is more neat than Yongzheng's. Although Ji Xiaolan's face seemed to be bloodshot when she read the last word, she still had an expression of admiration. Everyone in the room sighed when they heard the front. But after the last word came out, everyone couldn't help laughing. If it wasn't for the fact that Qianlong was in charge, I'm afraid they would have laughed all over. Even Qianlong had a faint smile on his face.

"The last is the second couplet written by the fifth princess." It's not that Ji Xiaolan didn't hear the laughter of the crowd, but when the matter has come to an end, he "broken the jar" and read directly: "The buffalo enters the water, the water floods the buffalo's nose, moo . ” This last yelp was actually an imitation, and now everyone couldn’t bear it anymore, and finally roared with laughter.

There was one person who couldn't laugh, and that was Little Yanzi. She originally thought that moving out Xia Ziwei's pair would stump everyone, even when she heard the pair of Yongzhen and Fukang'an She was also confident in her heart, thinking that even if someone confronted her, it would not be as good as Xia Ziwei's couplet. If she said the couplet later, she would be able to calm everyone down, but she didn't expect that He Chun's couple would be the same as Xia Ziwei's. What I told myself was exactly the same, and I was immediately dumbfounded.

The author has something to say: I'm really sorry, because I have to go to work during the day and basically don't have time to write articles, so every update of the article is a bit late, but it will still be sent in two updates.

The other two pairs in the other article were found from the Internet, but the last onomatopoeia was added. I would like to thank the people who wrote the pairs on the Internet.

Damn, what the hell are you doing JJ? ? ?Do you have to ask me to post a chapter several times before you are willing to show it on the front desk? ? ?Do you have to force me to swear! ! ! !I repost!Repost, repost! ! ! ! 【angry