[Pokemon] Live with a grass snake

Ye had a dream, she dreamed that she had traveled through time again, this time she came to an ancient lady, but when she started working, that lady was obviously still attached to the world of mortals, so she had to fight with the body of that body. The original owner shares a container at the same time.

In other words, we will share a cucumber in the future.

Then, she could only watch that young lady falling in love with a cynical and bitter scholar, and then she was stopped by her own elders in a cliché way, and even more embarrassing and powerless, she followed the young lady's command and eloped with the scholar , and then when the elder and the lady's fiancé chased after them, they both jumped off the cliff and died in love. During this period, Ye curiously looked at the real fiancé who was chasing after him, thinking who was so unlucky to be engaged to such a wonderful lady.As a result, looking back, Ye felt that it was right for her to be implicated by that young lady to jump off the cliff.

Because... that fiance has Xiaozhi's face? ! ! !Turning back in horror, calming down the flustered heartbeat, the mouth is too heavy, is there any reason!

"Ma'am, are you okay?"

Ye Haomai waved his hand and said it's all right, the cliff has jumped anyway, so what's the matter?But why is this sound so familiar?

"Low on the grass! N, why did you cross with Xiaozhi?"

……

"what!"

Sitting up suddenly, Ye looked around in horror, and found that it was still the room full of modern atmosphere, Ye felt that his life was perfect.

"Are you okay?"

Looking up at the expressionless face, Ye felt very at ease at the moment.Forced to sit up with his sore body, under Xiaozhi's puzzled gaze, he said with a full face, "Fortunately, we are still brothers."

Fiancee and fiance and concubine are too heavy talk.

"I'm going crazy when I wake up." The first sentence n walked into the room was to complain about Ye, but it might be because the dream when he was in a coma was too scary, so Ye not only didn't feel embarrassed, but felt kind.

"n!" With this sound, Ye called out with sincerity, not only made n feel awkward, but also Xiaozhi twitched the corners of his mouth.

"..." After hesitating for a while, N said calmly, "I have something to discuss."

……

【Are we leaving just like that? 】 Soroya licked his hair and asked.

"Well, someone will take care of the next thing." Xiaozhi was unexpectedly enthusiastic about Soraya's question. Ye glanced at Xiaozhi while walking, and found that the pair of crystal red eyes could almost shoot out. Infrared light is off.

[Hiss~ Stay away from me! 】Soroya didn't appreciate Xiaozhi's enthusiasm, he bowed his body in a defensive posture and grinned.

"Hiss~" Ye also bared her teeth in pain, there was no way, who told Soroya to be standing on her head.He raised his index finger and poked at the chrysanthemum that was exposed to the air because the tail was erected, and felt the vixen and tiger's body shake on his head, and said angrily, "Why are you so stingy, people just looked at you a few more times .”

But it was a few claws who answered Ye, Ye Qing was lucky that she was wearing a hat, otherwise his hair would really be lost.

[Try to be watched for three days by someone looking at braised pork. ] After speaking, as if still not relieved, he rubbed his paws on Ye's hat a few times [I told you to poke me like that! 】

"Tsk, you won't get pregnant if you poke it." If the hat is broken, it's a big deal to buy a new one. Anyway, Ye calmed down.

"By the way." Remembering Soroya's question just now, Ye turned his head and looked at Xiao Zhi who was walking on her right, "Is someone coming to take over after we leave?"

"Ah." He responded lightly, and then realized that his answer was too perfunctory, so he squinted his eyes and said, "People in the Elven Alliance can't just get paid and not work." After speaking, Xiaozhi frowned, When did you get used to explaining things to others?

"Hehe, isn't it?" How can I say that I am also under the jurisdiction of the alliance now, isn't Xiaozhi counting himself in by saying that?

"I agree with that." N, who had been silently walking aside with his GPS in his eyes from the beginning, spoke, he frowned, obviously dissatisfied with the people he said, "Don't disagree, come out from me Up to now, except for a newcomer trainer like you... who shouldn't be a vigorous trainer, I haven't seen a few alliance trainers who are in charge. Although there are a few forest guards, Miss Junsha is also very dedicated. But it looks like the police were the last to arrive."

"Uh~ I won't say anything, you can continue to look at your map." Ye is so angry, you say that you just say that I am selfish, so it will be over, as for the run on me in a roundabout way.

"Where are we going next?" He interjected at the right time. As the oldest senior, seeing that the atmosphere between the two juniors was not right, of course he had to mediate.

"It's almost time to reach Lichong City." N looked at the sign on the navigator and replied.

"Lichong City? What's there?" Forgive her. In modern times, she only knew that there was the Forbidden City in Beijing, and the West Lake in Hangzhou. You asked her to accurately name the names and attractions of every city in the world. , she really doesn't know.

"Gara~" Ivy Snake, who was walking behind with Pikachu and the little electric lion, covered his face. Even he knew that there is a Lichong Gym in Lichong City, and there is also Pokémon Hollywood, so you can't take a good look at the travel introduction ?

Soraya faithfully translated Ivy Snake's words. For a long time, the two handsome men standing around Ye did not speak, but their eyes fully expressed [...you are not as good as your Ivy Snake. ] Such contemptuous feelings.

"Can pm also make movies?" Unable to bear the stares of the two, Ye Sansam changed the topic, but after thinking about it carefully, they used to have Pleasant Goats, so why can't they make movies in this world dominated by pm?

So, when he received n's look of "Don't underestimate elves, aren't you not as good as elves?", Ye became calm.

Nima, elves are more knowledgeable than humans these days!

……

"There are so many people."

After arriving in Lichong City, Ye sighed.By the way, no matter which city here is quite prosperous, this person is almost catching up with the time when the Chinese government did not have family planning. He is the king of beautiful women.

"Well, it seems that it's because the film festival is coming soon." He took out a magazine from the space bracelet and spread it out in front of Ye and Xiaozhi. As for the folk culture, N, who was born and raised in Hezhong Continent, had something to say Right.

"It looks very interesting. Make a movie with your elf, isn't it, Pikachu?" Seeing his partner jumping on his shoulder, Xiaozhi habitually talked to his elf.

"Well, how about it? Do you want Ivy Snake to compete for a role to play?" Ye looked at the story of a prince and princess in the magazine, and suddenly remembered that his elves were not all called royal elves, so he looked at him joked.

"Gara!" Not interested.

"Don't think about it, these roles have to be selected by the participating directors themselves. Generally, elves who have not been trained have a 0.1% chance of being selected. And if you are selected for a role, you have to sign a commemorative contract. Can you and Ivy Snake stand it? "N closed the magazine with a snap, shattering Ye and Xiaozhi's enthusiasm in a neutral way.

"Eh? Why? But, n, you also like this kind of magazine." For a boy to publish it, Ye was unexpected.

N glanced at Ye, "It's my first time to go out, so I bought a lot of books to understand..." The rest of the words are self-evident, Ye smiled and stopped asking.

"However, the film festival is still very exciting, how about we go and see it then?" Xiaozhi suggested enthusiastically.Thinking about it now, it seems that he hasn't participated in any special activities since he came out on a trip, so it doesn't matter if he has the opportunity to take a look this time. (The generations of games in which Xiaozhi is the protagonist are not as rich in plot as the later generations)

"Wait a minute, actually I'm most interested in underground rock music!" And the gym trainer here seems to be a rock music guitarist.

"...Are you going to challenge the gym?" N's expression looked incredible, because...Looking at Ye He and her Ivy Snake, I really couldn't imagine Ye Zheng going to the gym seriously.

"Huh? You can't watch underground rock music if you don't challenge the gym?" Ye Bai rolled his eyes.In fact, she wanted to go to the bar before, but she never got the chance because of her strict family education.

"However, the law and order in that kind of place is generally not very good." Xiaozhi said lightly from the back. In fact, he didn't feel anything other than the noise of the band he had seen in the square a few times, so he didn't understand. Why does Ye want to go there to see.

"Public security..." Ye Gang wanted to wave his hand and tell Xiaozhi that it would be absolutely fine, after all, she really believed in this pure white world.But at this time, a black shadow passed over Xiaozhi's head, tore off the strap of his backpack, grabbed it in his claws and walked away proudly, Ye could only swallow it silently before he had time to say it, it's okay to greet a few foreigners The released elf chased after him.

"Are you okay?" N's brain was a little short-circuited, he looked at the expressionless Xiaozhi and asked embarrassingly.When the other party turned his head and stared at him silently with those crystal red eyes, N regretted it. How could it be okay if the bag was taken away?

After a long time, just when n was uncomfortably trying to remind Xiaozhi that he would be gone if he didn't chase him, the other party silently withdrew his gaze, pulled the brim of his hat and rushed forward sullenly.

Xiaozhi's last words still resounded in N's mind.

"Troublemakers come out of poor mountains and bad waters!"

N twitched the corner of his mouth, as if he had heard this sentence from Ye's mouth before.But... Looking up and looking around, N feels that this city is quite prosperous. There are no poor mountains and no bad water. Is it okay to use this sentence here?

Forgive me for being a science student, for a rigorous academic, I don't understand what is association and what is metaphor.

The author has something to say: I'm back... well, you can beat or scold me whatever you want

A few days ago, I was busy taking the career test, but I published the list today...the difference of 0.1 points, and then I found out that the No.1 was the default...Numa, I feel like dying, well, I will update it later The cliff is stable, I don’t know if you are still here