Bamboo Horse Notepad

One day before the Spring Festival, Wang Lang worked overtime at the company until 11 o'clock at night.

"Langlang." Lin Qi was bored at home alone, holding his mobile phone to make a call, "Why haven't you come back yet!"

"Work overtime baby, you go to bed first, be good." Wang Lang coaxed his daughter-in-law gently, while pointing the middle finger to the computer screen, thinking that if I were the emperor, I would drag the bitch who invented EXCEL out and kill him for three days!

"Oh." Lin Qi hung up the phone sullenly, hugged the pillow and went to the living room to watch TV. The more she watched, the more she became more sober. She looked up at the wall clock on the wall. It was almost three o'clock, why didn't she come back? !

"Working overtime is really annoying, isn't it?" Lin Qi dragged Pippi out of the kennel resentfully, forcing it to accompany her insomnia.

Pippi was originally a stray dog, but was lured home by Lin Qi with a ham sausage. After being vaccinated and trimmed, he was clean and handsome. He was no worse than the expensive dogs in pet shops, and he had a good temper. For example, now After being woken up by Lin Qi's cruel shaking, instead of being unhappy at all, Pippi lay on his lap docilely, flicked her tail, and obediently looked at it with wet eyes.

"It's still best for you." Lin Qi rubbed Pippi in his arms, and carried it to bed to sleep.

So the next morning, after Wang Lang returned home drowsily, he went back to the bedroom to kiss his wife, when he was horrified to see Pippi crawling out of the bed.

"Damn it! That's my place!" Wang Lang was indignant, chasing Pippi all over the room and pinching her.

Pippi was out of his wits, not knowing where he had offended this psychopath, so he ran around barking.

"Calm down, both of you!" Lin Qi was woken up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a human-dog fight, so he yelled angrily with his messy hair.

"Good morning, baby." Wang Lang quickly dropped the shoehorn in his hand, turned around and smiled like a flower.

"You didn't return all night!" Lin Qi looked at him resentfully.

"Aren't I coming back to accompany you to finish my work earlier?" Wang Lang was very wronged, "I haven't slept all night, and I haven't had breakfast when I come back."

"..." Lin Qi felt a little bit apologetic, "Then I'll make it for you, what do you want to eat?"

"Eat you." Wang Lang smiled cheaply.

"No!" Lin Qi fiercely kicked him to the bathroom, "I still have the energy after a night of sleep! Go to sleep after taking a shower!"

When Wang Lang woke up, it was already 12 o'clock in the noon. When he got up, he saw Lin Qi standing by the pot in an apron, concentrating on making soup, so he walked over and hugged him from behind, rubbing against him.

"Are you awake?" Lin Qi turned around and pinched his face.

"Yeah." Wang Lang pressed his forehead against his, "I'll take your next life too, no one is allowed to snatch it from me."

"Why did you say this suddenly?" Lin Qi stuffed a piece of ribs into his mouth, and then sipped the sauce on his fingers.

"I had a dream just now. I dreamed that we were together in the previous life." Wang Lang put his head on his shoulder.

"Then what did you do in your previous life?" Lin Qi asked absent-mindedly while serving soup.

"Emperor." Wang Lang replied seriously.

"..." Lin Qi's face twitched slightly.

"I'm serious!" Wang Lang turned his head and looked at him, "I'm really the emperor!"

A 1.8-meter-five man in bear pajamas, caterpillar slippers and chicken nest head looked at himself seriously and said that he was the emperor in his previous life... Lin Qi broke his merits, and couldn't stop laughing while clutching his stomach.

"Really! The dream is very clear!" Wang Lang was depressed, why didn't he believe it?

"I believe it, I believe it." Lin Qi held back his laugh, and reached out to pat him on the head, "Your Majesty, go and clean up the dining table, and have dinner... Poof..."

Wang Lang was so humiliated by being laughed at, so his brain became hot, and he ran to the bedroom with Lin Qi on his shoulders, deciding to use practical actions to defend his dignity! "Hey, why are you crazy! It's time to eat!" Lin Qi struggled.

While the two were fighting, Wang Lang's cell phone rang suddenly, and he picked up a buddy who was now working in his father's company.

"Are you free now?" Han Ye asked on the other end of the phone.

"Yes, I worked overtime last night, and I'm at home now." Wang Lang gnawed on a spare rib, "What's the matter?"

"Yueyue is sick and I'm in the hospital, can you help me get some information for your dad?" Han Ye's voice was a little anxious, "I can't leave now."

"Small idea." Wang Lang agreed, drove to the hospital to get the materials, cared about Xiao Yue, and then went to the company.

After entering his father's office, Wang Lang was horrified to find that there was a guy wearing a nine-tube mask sitting on the office chair!

Lying!groove!Zhang Mazi!he!Crossed over!

After three seconds of silence...

"Ahem." Mr. Wang took off his mask in embarrassment, "Why are you here?"

"Dad...you, what are you doing?" Wang Lang was overly frightened.

"At the annual meeting of the company, each department will present a program." Mr. Wang touched his chin calmly, "The props ordered by the general manager's office are here, let me see how the quality is!"

"Oh..." Wang Lang suppressed a smile, and said to himself, just pretend, you don't really want to wear it to rob houses, but what quality do you need for a performance at an annual meeting, if you want to secretly wear it for fun, just say it, I don't will despise you for it.

"Laugh again and I'll beat you!" Mr. Wang slapped the table, "What are you doing here!"

"Oh, Han Ye's younger brother is sick. I'll deliver the materials for him and ask him for a week's leave." Wang Lang put the information bag on the table, "Well, I'm going to leave first."

"Ask for leave?!" Boss Wang roared angrily.

"Yeah, my younger brother was hospitalized, what's wrong with asking for leave?" Wang Lang was dissatisfied with his father's violent reaction, capitalist.

"He plays Jiutong!" Mr. Wang gritted his teeth.

"Pfft..." Wang Lang couldn't hold back.

Mr. Wang ran away. Originally, this idiot Jiutong was played by himself. After finally catching Han Yelai to top the bag, why did he still run away!

"Let's find another person." Wang Lang comforted.

"Everyone has already been arranged, where can I go to find someone again!" Mr. Wang was angry at first, but when he turned his head and saw his son, he was overjoyed.

"What are you doing?" Wang Lang had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Go back and memorize it!" Mr. Wang dug out a stack of scripts from the drawer, "You do it for him!"

"Dad, I'm your own." Wang Lang felt that this was so fucking embarrassing.

"I don't know how to recite after three days, I will beat you to death!" (╰_╯)#

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After returning home in the evening, Pipi Diandian brought slippers, and Lin Qi had already prepared a delicious dinner, and was waiting for him to come back to eat together.

Wang Lang hugged Lin Qi with his left hand and hugged Pippi with his right hand, tears filled his eyes, he was still the most caring daughter-in-law!

Lin Qi was used to being hugged by him, and she didn't think there was anything wrong, so she kissed his face and ran to serve the meal.

At the dinner table, Lin Qi said while chewing the ribs, let's go on a trip tomorrow. Han Ye and Yueyue are planning to go to Hunan.

"What?!" Wang Lang was startled, "Han Ye is going on a trip?"

"That's right, I read on Yueyue's QQ signature that tomorrow I will leave for Hunan with Xiao Hei." Lin Qi said with greasy mouth, "I want to go too."

"We can't go." Wang Lang mourned.Damn it, I was tricked by my buddies!No wonder I have to go to the ward to see Yue Yue Han Ye refused to let me go!Those two bastards!

"Why can't you go? Aren't you on vacation?" Lin Qi blinked.

"My dad's company has something to do." Wang Lang rubbed his oily mouth, he was tricked into doing such a stupid thing as Jiutong, and he would never let Qiqi know about it!

"Oh, forget it." Lin Qi smiled, lowered his head and continued to gnaw on the ribs.

Damn, daughter-in-law, I'm sorry for you!I will never trust others easily again!

Wang Lang's face is full of cattle.

Early the next morning, Wang Lang sneaked to the library to memorize the script, and didn't come home until evening. He was still greeted by the smiling Lin Qi and the cute baby-like Pipi. Afterwards, I must spend time with my wife at home. After dinner, Lin Qi nestled on the sofa and watched TV, while Wang Lang sat on the other side, hugging his feet and helping him cut his nails.

"Langlang." Lin Qi asked while eating oranges, "Are you going to attend the annual meeting of your uncle's company tomorrow?"

A bolt from the blue, what the hell!Wang Lang made a mistake and almost cut his toes: "How do you know?"

"Uncle called me today." Lin Qi withdrew her feet, sat cross-legged on the sofa with a look of anticipation, "Well, Uncle said you're going to be on a show."

"No! Listen to him talking nonsense! I don't work in his company!" Wang Lang firmly denied.

"Oh." Lin Qi was depressed, "But Uncle said you would go."

"Yeah, I'm going to have dinner instead of acting." Wang Lang said sincerely, "Qiqi, trust me! I really didn't act!"

"Then I want to go too." Lin Qi looked at him with sparkling eyes.

Wang Lang's heart was fluttered by Lin Qi's look, he couldn't hold back and almost agreed, but when he thought about it, what the hell!Nine barrels!

"No, that kind of occasion is very boring, you wait for me at home, I'll come back early to accompany you!" Wang Lang coaxed patiently.

"But I'm a graduate student now, and I haven't even attended the annual meeting." The light in Lin Qi's eyes disappeared instantly, and he lowered his head and fiddled with his round toes, "Uncle said it was fun, and those who got married would bring relatives to ..."

Fuck!The old man did it on purpose!yes!Therefore!meaning!of!

Wang Lang was about to cry, but he sat on the side not knowing what to say.

"Forget it, if you don't go, then don't go!" Lin Qi threw down the cushion angrily, and ran barefoot into the bedroom to get angry.

"Qiqi..." Wang Lang felt helpless.

"I don't want to go!" Lin Qi pulled the quilt over his head.

"Okay, I'll take you there." Wang Lang compromised.

"Really?" Lin Qi tugged down the quilt and looked at him in disbelief.

"It's just the annual meeting. I'm afraid you'll be bored. If you want to go, of course I'll take you there." Wang Lang went over and hugged him, "Are you angry with me for such a trivial matter?"

Lin Qi was a little embarrassed, and hung on his neck to rub.

Wang Lang hugged him while laughing and kissing while making countless grass-mud horses run wildly in his heart, what the fuck, what about Jiutong!what to do!How!what!manage!

Although Wang Lang was extremely reluctant to come the next day, the sun still rose, and Lin Qi was excitedly digging through the closet early in the morning, looking for clothes for the annual meeting!

Wang Lang beat the pillow with fierce eyes!

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Lang drove Lin Qi towards the company in his car. Lin Qi was wearing a fresh little suit, spraying a nice little perfume, wearing shiny little earrings, and asked excitedly if we would go now Too early?

Wang Lang's heart was full of grief and indignation, I wipe it, the sky will kill me!

After the annual meeting started, Lin Qi toasted a few glasses of wine with Father Wang, and turned around strangely: "Where is Langlang?"

"He's going backstage to get ready." Father Wang smiled, "There will be a show later."

"Really?" Lin Qi was surprised, "He said he doesn't perform shows."

"Maybe it's to surprise you." Papa Wang laughed.

"Really?" Lin Qi was looking forward to it, and found the best seat to sit and prepare to see the surprise.

Facts have proved that it is indeed a surprise. Lin Qi started to lie on the table and laugh from the first time he saw Wang Lang, completely disregarding that the image of the little princess he had carefully created was gone!

At first, Wang Lang prayed that Lin Qi would not recognize him, but he quickly gave up this idea. Through the two small eyes on the nine-tube mask, Wang Lang looked resentfully at his daughter-in-law, who had already collapsed on the chair with laughter. superior.

The colleagues in the company were elated, and they all said that this show can be directly moved to the Spring Festival Gala!Even moved to major theaters!Jiang Wen and Jiang Wu are amazing!Nine barrels are really stunning!

The annual meeting was going on in a very harmonious atmosphere. Lin Qi laughed and felt a stomach ache. After drinking a bowl of hot soup, he relieved a little. Wang Lang didn't come out after waiting for a long time, so he ran to the office to look for him.

"Lang Lang!" Lin Qi pushed the door open and went in, and sure enough, he saw Wang Lang stretched out on the sofa, "I'm tired, why don't you go down?"

"Well, tired." Wang Lang was listless, and silently decided not to come to the company for nearly half a year!

"Then let's go back and rest." Lin Qi lowered his head, hugged him and kissed him, "Thank you."

"Thank me for what?" Wang Lang rubbed his head.

"Uncle said that you specially wanted to put on a show for me." Lin Qi rubbed noses with him, "I'm very happy today, really happy."

"...Little idiot." Looking at his silly smiling face, Wang Lang suddenly felt that the aggrieved air just now turned into auspicious colorful clouds!Daughter-in-law likes it!Daughter-in-law is happy!I'm ashamed and swollen again!It doesn't matter at all!

So it is really hopeless to say that loyal dogs attack such things...

The author has something to say:

My mind was a little messed up when I coded "The Temptation of the Blood Race", so I wrote a special episode of the bamboo horse very cheaply, went to eat the bird, came back to write about the blood race, covered my face and ran away with tears ~ who is that!look!I promised to write a Langlang work episode!And the H on the desk [Hey, does this count? ! 】In addition, I feel that my writing is getting more and more wretched, what should I do, I think I was very fresh back then, right... Girls are not good girls, we want harmony!