King of home technology

"Say! How did you know Xiao Chengzhuo?!"

When the person standing in front of the door asked the same question again in an angry tone other than astonishment, he felt that he had fallen into a trap step by step.

Although all the organs hidden in the dark have not yet been activated, and he has already walked in without knowing where these dangers are hidden, which makes him feel even more terrified.

People have an instinctive fear of unknown threats, and the only ones who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth are yellow-mouthed children.

Of course Mo Guangxia was not.

Although young, he was born in a family of officials and merchants, and he was used to intrigues and schemes between people since he was a child.He pursues simplicity and dismisses these scheming, but that doesn't mean he's a fool.

Facing his questioning, Chen Guang was silent for a moment.During this period, he stared at the place almost with good eyesight, trying to catch some clues from the changes in the meantime.It's a pity that the expression on the other party's face was too calm and indifferent, and it was impossible to peek into what he was thinking.

"Hehe...Editor Mo, are you really naive, or are you pretending to be confused?"

The man on the sofa changed to a more comfortable posture, and Yun Danfeng's posture of looking down on all beings made Mo Guangxia hate him so much that he didn't want to hear his next answer, so he rushed over to go to hell with him to meet again in the next life.

Uh... wait a minute, he's confused, and he won't be there again in the next life.

"Do you want to know why?..." Chen Guang looked at his ever-changing expression of lakes and mountains, slightly tilted his face and raised his lips and smiled, "Please put on your slippers again and go to the wine cabinet in the kitchen to save the bottle I kept. Take out ChateauLafiteRothschild2006, and I will tell you slowly. Be good~”

Mo Guangxia began to roll his eyes because of the bottle of wine he mentioned that retailed at 1 RMB, and finally reached the extreme just after the last "good" syllable.

Well, it is worthy of being an idol-level writer, who has the capital to be a vomiting object-pretending to be thirteen is very complete and powerful enough.

Compared with him, neither he nor Xiao Chengzhuo, even the pair of BT Nichols brothers, are far behind.

Chateau Lafite's wine is famous all over the world, and because of its small output and long production cycle, it is called soft gold in the wine field.

Mo Guangxia has complicated feelings about the direct-operated winery located on the west side of the first floor of the downtown shopping plaza.

Metaphysically, he has always wanted to taste the rich and thick taste of red soft rice wine, but he feels that paying for a long-cherished wish out of his own pocket is purely an act of insanity.

But right now, he was sitting on the high-society white sofa in the morning light living room, sipping the red wine in the crystal goblet, but he couldn't feel relaxed and comfortable.

There is only one key reason, he was humiliated again.

Originally thought that after serving as this man's personal assistant for a month, his sense of shame had been tempered to a rather dull level, but it still couldn't withstand Chen Guang's verbal attack.

In this regard, he really lives up to his reputation as a best-selling author.As long as he is willing, a random sentence can be transformed into countless tricks and blurted out, and the speechless level is stronger and stronger.

Here's what he answered about someone's concern.

"Dear Editor Mo, do you know that there is a 'Darwin Award' in the United States? It is the one founded by Professor Wendy Northcutt of Stanford University in 1994. If I can live until today when the selection is over, I will definitely attend you Win the No.1 award ceremony and witness how you dedicate yourself to ensure the continuation of human excellent genes."

"What is that? What do you mean?" Mo Guangxia was almost insane by his long speech of unknown origin, and Chen Guang looked at him with a smile, which made his hair stand on end.

"Don't you know this bit of common sense? In academia, there is a saying of 'Darwin' for 30 years and 'Nobel' for a hundred years." A ridiculously handsome smiling face approached Mo Guangxia like a flower blooming, "Editor Mo, by Tell me that you only know the vulgar folk proverbs like 'Thirty Erli' or 'One Hundred Years of Love', then you are not enough to be an editor."

"Don't you have something to say? Do you have to beat around the bush like this?" Mo Guangxia moved the glass full of red wine from his lips a little, turned his eyes to the corners of his eyes and squinted at the other party, but felt a little resentful in his heart.

Why does Chen Guang, who grew up drinking foreign ink, understand the profound and profound meaning of the Chinese language better than him, a serious student from the Chinese Department of a [-] university, and is more proficient in hurting people than him?

"Here, let's ask for help from the omnipotent search engine. The knowledge learned by oneself is far more impressive than the knowledge learned from others." Chen Guang pushed the laptop computer on the coffee table in front of him slowly.

Mo Guangxia put down his wine glass, and typed the words "Darwin Award" on the keyboard in annoyance.

In 0.01 second, the search engine provided 316 indexed related web pages.He clicked on one casually, and after reading less than ten lines, his rekindled anger had reached a critical point!

Tian Fiend's time, he deserves to have a brain tumor! ! !God must really not see him harming the common people with his clever tongue like this, so he was sent to the high-speed elevator that went straight to the last level of hell.

At this moment, the following description was displayed on the webpage opened in front of him - "The Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek award named after Charles Darwin, which is dedicated to those who destroy themselves or make themselves Unlucky bastards who have lost their ability to reproduce. Because they have indirectly improved the human gene pool by preventing their stupid genes from being passed on, this award is hereby awarded in recognition..."

In other words, Chen Guang's long speech just now can be summed up in only four words, which means that he, Mo Guangxia, is - "stupid as hell"! ! !

He closed the computer and stared at the man leisurely sipping red wine in front of him, trying to poison his glass with his gaze, turning all the red liquid he drank into a mixture of arsenic, red wine and potassium cyanide. It is double!

Sensing his resentful eyes, Chen Guang turned his head, raised his eyebrows with a smile that wasn't a smile, "What's wrong? Do you think I wronged you?"

Hearing the words, a certain divine beast almost refilled the empty cup with blood, looked at the opposite man for a long time with even more angry eyes, and then slowly said, "I just want to know why you know Xiao Chengzhuo, you have to talk so Is there any more?"

"You really don't understand? People with normal IQ can figure it out with a bit of brain, right?" Chen Guang raised his eyes and stared at him with a faint smile, "I will let people who don't know the basics come in and out of my house at will." Home?"

"Your IQ is not normal!" Mo Guangxia retorted reflexively, and just now he realized something was wrong, raised his head like an electric shock and asked, "Are you investigating me?"

Chen Guang put down his wine glass and nodded, "Isn't this normal?"

The corner of someone's lips twitched, and he continued to object, "What's normal? You want to know, so you won't ask me directly?"

"Ask you? Will you tell the truth?" She cast a funny glance, "For example...your background, and...your...sexuality?"

"..."

This, really not..."However, this is also good, since you are HOMO, I will save a lot of trouble..." The man got up and pressed the switch of the floor lamp in the living room, his handsome face was hidden in the shadow of the light. I can't see the expression a little bit.

Mo Guangxia narrowed his eyes, "Aren't you worried that I'll rob you of a woman?"

"No... just the opposite..." Chen Guang paced back to the sofa, grabbed his chin unexpectedly, and brought his lips close to his ear, his charming voice seemed to hide the poison that would make people fall, "I mean... When you run out of food occasionally, you seem to be able to make do with it..."

"What do you mean by 'doing it'?!...I..."

Ah... In the middle of speaking, someone suddenly felt his head swell with a "buzz".

Is he hallucinating again?

He seems to have heard a great secret... Mo Guangxia was sure, after realizing the meaning behind the man's words, he was stunned for two or three minutes.

Unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable... wait, wait... just the opposite?Running out of food?soon?Could it be that...this Chenguang is also...a fellow man?

"So, tonight..." Glancing at the Belgian clock on the wall, Chen Guang took the wine glass in his hand and pulled the petrified person up from the sofa, "Come here quickly!"

"What are you going to do?" Mo Guangxia's eyes widened, with a bad premonition in his heart.

"Take you to hell with me!"

Pulling him up indifferently, Chen Guang kicked open the door next to the living room.

The table was full of delicacies, and a cake was placed in the center of the table.

"Uh... Today is your birthday?" Someone was dumbfounded again.

Chen Guang took a deep breath, patted his shoulder behind him, "...it's your birthday."

"Hehe...Thank you for your trouble..." Someone turned his head with a dry smile, "How do you know?"

"..." The man glanced at him, turned his eyes away and ignored such an idiotic question, walked straight over and pulled the chair away, "Come and sit down." Mo Guangxia stood at the table hesitantly, "That... I There is something else, can we go first?"

Chen Guang turned a deaf ear to it, and after taking his seat first, he raised his eyes coldly, "Sit down. I've painstakingly prepared so many dishes, if you don't want to eat, I'll just unscrew your head and pour them in."

It was terrifying... Mo Guangxia sat down quickly, picked up the knife and fork, and quickly began to cut the steak in front of him, "Hahaha, this steak is very tender."

Frowning slightly, Chen Guang shook off the napkin and pressed it under his own plate, with a calm tone, "You can be more elegant, it will affect the image very much. This way of cutting will make people misunderstand that you are interested in SM."

"..." Holding a knife and fork, someone looked at each other speechlessly.

"You have that expression, do you want to try it?" The man looked at him, and said a word coldly from the other side of the table.

"Try your sister!" Mo Guangxia almost lost his temper.

The man who lit the candle casually fiddled with the lighter, "First, I don't have a younger sister. Second, even if I do, I'm not interested in incest..."

"Third, you are not interested in women." Mo Guangxia hastily continued.

"That's not entirely true..." The man's attitude made it clear that he didn't intend to explain further, "Hurry up and blow out the candles. Remember to make a wish."

Brother, fortunately you are still a "sea turtle"... so old-fashioned.

Looking at the flickering candles on the cake, I suddenly remembered the mysterious smile on Xiao Chengzhuo's face when he went out in the morning.For the first time, he didn't go out earlier than himself, and when he was sent downstairs, he didn't forget to tell him to go home early.

It turns out...he suddenly felt a little guilty.

"Hurry up and blow out the candles. You can see that the wax dripped on the cake." Pushing the cake a little more in front of him, the man's charming eyes narrowed coldly.

"Okay, okay—I'm bragging—" Someone hurriedly signaled him to stop, "The wish is crazy... You have to let me think about it."

Immediately afterwards, he closed his eyes in grief, clasped his hands together and muttered a few words, and then blew out the candle.

Standing up and pulling out the candles one by one, the man raised his lips and looked over, "What wish did you make?"

"I hope you live a long life, forever and ever." A certain person decided to go all out, and started talking nonsense.

"Are you mocking me?" Chen Guang squinted again, the danger hidden deep in his eyes was obvious.

"No... I'm actually making a wish, I hope you don't run out of food..."

"..." Before Chen Guang could speak, Mo Guangxia's cell phone and doorbell in the living room rang at the same time.

The probability of such a coincidence happening is so low that the two of them stared at each other in amazement.

"I'm going to answer the phone, please go and open the door." Taking advantage of the distraction of the other party, someone took the opportunity to stand up, three steps at a time and two steps towards the living room, regardless of the doorbell's urging.

As soon as he pressed the call button, Xiao Chengzhuo's gentle voice flowed into his ears along the receiver, "Guangxia, when are you going home?"

He poked his head out, just in time to see the back of Chen Guang walking to open the door, so he took a deep breath, "Well...it should be soon. I still have some things at hand, I'll go back when I'm done, it won't be long."

"Well, then don't make me wait too long." The voice of the man on the other end of the phone was so gentle that it was ecstatic.

After hanging up the phone, he stuffed the phone into his pocket and took the coat that was on the armrest of the sofa.

Rather than facing a strange yin and yang behavior here, he would rather strip himself naked, wash himself, and automatically lie down on Xiao Chengzhuo's bed... Uh... Does his thinking mean he has seen through the world of mortals?

With that in mind, he walked to the door.To his surprise, Chen Guang was still arguing with the courier who delivered the goods to his door.

Alas, it is an idol after all.Even being recognized has no peace in front of one's own house.

After sighing, he reached out and patted the shoulder of the man blocking the door.

"Well, it's late, I'll go back first..."

When Chen Guang turned his head, the second half of his sentence got stuck in his throat.

Thick cumulonimbus clouds hung over that handsome face like a pre-hurricane.It can easily destroy people's psychological defenses.Mo Guangxia could almost swear that, unlike the usual indifference maintained in front of others, at least he had never seen such a truly angry expression on the other person's face.

With a dark face, the man said coldly, "I'll talk about your business later." Before he finished speaking, under his horrified gaze, he slammed the box in his hand to the courier who refused to leave. face.

The white cream and colored jams were mixed together in the young boy's exclamation. Chen Guang took the opportunity to grab his collar and pushed him away, "Listen clearly, go back and ask that man, he still has face after six years away How thick-skinned is he to send cakes every year so tirelessly!?"

Witnessing the man's anger with his own eyes, Mo Guangxia subconsciously took a few steps back.I always feel that if I can't dodge in time, I will be burned to ashes by the raging anger.

Such a daylight is too scary.

He stood motionless just a few steps away, watching the other person turn around and kick the door shut... After a long time, he took a deep breath and tried to make his voice appear calm and undisturbed. Trembling, he tentatively asked: "Chenguang... Is today also your birthday?"