Chopped Salted Pig's Claw

Voice call, come and snatch me!grab me!I just happened to go to your house to see what valuable things are there, and how reasonable and reasonable it is to hook up with a beautiful man and woman back home!Even if those old men knew it, they had to reward him for going deep into the tiger's den at the expense of his appearance in order to raise funds for the restoration of the country.

Short Song looked at the bad bird with infinite sympathy, and took a step back with caged hands, unable to bear to see the tragic fate he was about to face.

joke!Who is his young master?A person who was trained by a group of perverted old guys as a devil since he was a child!Apart from playing disappearance and making trouble, what he is best at in his life is fighting. Since this guy was 12 years old, no one in the whole village can beat him alone.

As the young master's personal servant, Short Song knew that from the age of 15, Murong Yue couldn't bear to embarrass those old guys every time, so he let them join forces to surrender.

However, according to Short Song's speculation, the young master is actually afraid that with the inconceivable crazy ideas of those old monsters, if he knows that he is so good at kung fu, he might be able to force him to sneak into the palace to assassinate the emperor, and then replace him.

Right now, I saw Murong Yue flashing a pair of smart eyes, with three points of timidity, but hiding seven points of eagerness, pinching her nose and calling out coquettishly, "Help! Help!"

It sounded like the tone of the sisters in Yihong Courtyard when they greeted guests.

The bad bird didn't sound right, he frowned, did this guy have a brain problem?I was thinking whether to let go of this beautiful looking bird, but there seemed to be something abnormal, and a really good bird appeared.

The good bird pointed at the bad bird and cursed, "In broad daylight, what kind of bully are you? How dare you rob a good housewife... Man, you are so lawless!"

The eyes of the two bad birds lit up at the same time, shining exactly the same greedy and wretched light, but the difference between them was that one bad bird quickly hid itself, while the other got worse.

"Take him back!"

These words just expressed Murong Yue's heartfelt feelings.

This is a really good bird!Neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, Murong Yue has already begun to fantasize about the feeling of holding that slender waist in her arms.

As for that small appearance... oh oh!Not to mention how charming it is!But at the age of sixteen or seventeen, his face was like a full moon, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his eyebrows were multicolored, his eyes were like stars, and he was wearing a moon-white gown, which made people want to pounce on it and tear it off!

suck!Murong Yue secretly swallowed, and when she saw the Qingfeng sword in this Haoniao's hand, she hid behind him and pulled Haoniao's sleeve, "Master, thank you for your righteousness, come here rescue!"

vomit!Short Song has the desire to vomit.

The simple good bird doesn't know that people have started to eat tofu, and bravely protects the pervert, "Don't be afraid, with me here, I'll see who dares to touch you!"

The other bad bird immediately ordered a gang fight, and the good bird could do tricks like three-legged cats, but it was obviously outnumbered. However, with the secret help of a weak man, they solved the group of lackeys with three blows, five cuts, and two. They ran away with their heads in their arms.

Hao Niao was a little surprised. Could it be that his kung fu is really so good?

The weak man leaned forward and shook his hand, "Young master, since you have saved me, I am willing to promise you with my body!"

Uh... Hao Niao blushed, "Brother, I was just kidding, but I just drew my sword to help when the road was injustice, so I can't thank you for anything."

The weak man has already made up his mind to promise him with his body, and he will not let go, "Then can I invite you to the restaurant to talk about it? Let me talk about it?"

This... well!Hao Niao was less vigilant, so he was fooled away.

Short Song looked at him more sympathetically, kid, didn't your adults teach you not to trust people casually?Especially the bad guys who look like good guys on the surface, absolutely can't deal with them!

In Gusu City, ordinary restaurants, ordinary boxes, and ordinary signature dishes, everything seems so normal and casual.Lianjiu is also the most common daughter red in Jiangnan, which is beyond doubt.

After three cups and two cups, Murong Yue wiped out the old bottom of this good bird.

Li Menghai, sixteen years old, native of Shandong, his home is by the sea, this time he also heard about Zheng He's voyage to the West, so he came here and wanted to set off with the ship to gain experience overseas.

It must be a child who secretly ran away from home!Murong Yue is almost certain and certain.

No parent would feel at ease letting such a beautiful little boy go out so far alone, so it's better to cover it by yourself!He not only fulfilled his own wish, but also fulfilled his responsibility for his parents.

Murong Yue feels that she is really noble, the only reward he needs to ask for is a promise of body.Where can such a good person and such a good thing be found?

"I...why am I a little dizzy?" Li Menghai felt his eyes begin to blur, his body was limp, and he fell into Murong Yue's arms uncontrollably.

"You're drunk!" Of course Murong Yue wouldn't say it, but taking advantage of his unpreparedness, she put her drugged little fingernail into his wine glass and stirred it up.

Li Menghai only felt that he was sleeping but not asleep, his mind seemed to be awake, but he was unable to move, allowing the weak man just now to hug him up without any effort.

"I'll take you to rest!"

Where are you taking me?Li Menghai tried hard to open his eyes, but Murong Yue closed them with his hand, "Hey, close your eyes, and you'll be asleep in a while."

wrong!Li Menghai had an instinctive anxiety and fear, but he still fell asleep in the arms of some bad bird irresistibly.

Done!Murong Yue smiled until her mouth crooked.

The stupid bird has to fly first, understand?Since you don't fly, of course you will fall into the net and be eaten by me!

Poor Murong Yue has been starving for 17 years, and finally seized the opportunity to open a restaurant, how could he not have a good meal?

(PS: Suddenly these supporting characters are very cute, and I want to write a few short stories for entertainment. Hehe! Thank you for the gifts, I am touched. Osmanthus fragrans will stick to this code during the Chinese New Year!)

(27 fresh coins) Sea Demon Moon 2 (Legend of Murong Patriarch) H~

Short pine was not called short pine in the past, it was called green pine.

The name is so good and easy to understand, but why change it to Short Pine?It's all because of that phrase written by a boring literati: bright moon night, short Songgang.Ever since he was seen by the genius Murong Yue, he misunderstood it as a matter of course: when Mingyue, that is, himself was working at night, Short Song should stand guard outside.

So the green pine became a short pine, and it was his duty to accompany Murong Yue, every night when he was going to do some sneaky activities, honestly let the wind outside.

Although this kind of errand often entails the risk of being beaten by those self-proclaimed loyal old retainers, Short Song would rather choose the former than the desolation of being punished by Murong Yue.

Speaking of which, Murong Yue is still very shrewd and loyal enough, and will never leave his loyal subordinates alone when something goes wrong.And growing up under the noses of those old foxes, he acted extremely carefully, except for a few occasional misses when he was a child, he was never caught getting stolen again.

Just like at this moment, who would have imagined that Murong Yue would casually stuff that stupid bird, that is, Li Menghai, into a box and bring it back to Swallow Pier majestically disguised as goods?

Of course, Short Song must know, but he won't say anything.Murong Yue had stayed beside many servants, but why was he the only one able to stay?

One is because his mouth is strong enough, but more importantly, he knows how to assess the situation.Since the young master dares to bring people back, he will be exposed sooner or later, so if he still wants to do this, it proves that he has already thought of a way out.

Although Murong Yue is not a good person, he is not a bad person either. He doesn't bother to do things that really rape boys from good families, the most is to seduce others.If one's will is firm enough, then nothing will happen, but if not... Hehe, then there is nothing to say.

So now Short Song is very relaxed and stands guard outside Murong Yue's bedroom, listening to the live erotic palace by the way, to see if the young master can break his virgin body.

Li Menghai fell asleep for a while, and suddenly felt a cool breeze.The refreshing wind blows away the clingy drowsiness, he suddenly opened his eyes, but suddenly saw a handsome but evil face.He was fanning a small medicine bottle with a folding fan, presumably trying to undo his drug.

"You..." Li Menghai woke up with a jerk, and instinctively wanted to get up, but found that his hands and feet were weak and he could only move with all his strength.Fortunately, the clothes were still intact, but he couldn't help but turn pale with shock, "What do you want to do?"

Murong Yue smiled back and asked, "What do you think I want to do?"

Li Menghai looked around in horror. Under him was a very exquisite eight-step carved lacquer bed, covered with a thick brocade mattress, which was very comfortable.The bright red brocade tent hangs down, under the cover of the arm-thick red candle at the head of the bed, it is extraordinarily enchanting.Looking outside the tent, the room is still faintly glowing with gold and pearls. Although it is summer, but for some reason, it is as cool as spring here. It is really a nest of wealth and wealth in the world.

But whoever lies here side by side with a stranger, probably won't be in the mood to appreciate the splendor here.

"I...I want to go back!" Li Menghai struggled to crawl to the bed.

"Where are you going back? Home in Shandong?" Murong Yue grinned, and with a stretch of her long arms, she brought him back. "That's right, an ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her parents-in-law. Tell me, what kind of preferences do parents-in-law have?" , what should I prepare as a daughter-in-law?"

Li Menghai blushed, "What nonsense are you talking about? I...you are not my wife!"

"Not now, it will be soon!" Murong Yue blinked narrowly, turned over and rode on him.