Chopped Salted Pig's Claw

Strange!Yao Rixuan decided to change clothes as soon as he got home, "But what else do you need?"

Qi Anxiu smiled without answering, opened the car door, and pushed him in, "Dad, we're going home today, you go first, I'll be back in a while!"

Yao Rixuan wanted to ask again, but Qi Minhao had already started the engine, "Don't worry about him, let him solve some things by himself. By the way, Xiaoxuan, can you drive?"

Yao Rixuan immediately shook his head.He is a poor man, what is the use of learning to drive?

Qi Minhao was not surprised, "Then go learn it, it will be more convenient to have a car in the future. When you learn it, uncle will give you one!" He said lightly, as if he wanted to give him a Chinese cabbage.

Yao Rixuan came to his senses, "This...I...is too precious!"

Qi Minhao laughed, "Look at you, you stutter when you get nervous, isn't what you said just now good? Remember it in the future, you must fight when it's time to fight! Especially when others bully you No matter who he is facing, even the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, he must not be subdued! Just like before, well done! We didn’t embarrass our Qi family!"

Was this quarrel successful?Yao Rixuan lowered his head shyly, but there was a small voice cheering in his heart. Uncle Qi said that he is also a family member of Qi!

(PS: Thank you for the gifts, dear ones. Pigs will run faster after the quiz is over! If you can’t access Simplified Chinese on Fresh.com, change it to Traditional Chinese. Change the GB at the end of the website to BIG5 and it’s OK!)

44 Bears eat grain, pigs eat...

After seeing off his father and Yao Rixuan, Qi Anxiu turned around and went to find Gu Yanjie.

Oh shit!It's really too much, to bully his family Xiaoxuan in front of so many people, do you think his husband is dead?

Quite a few young people hadn't left yet, and were discussing where to go for the midnight show. They were surprised to see Qi Anxiu turned around and came back aggressively.Before he had time to say hello, he saw Qi Anxiu rushing straight in front of Gu Yanjie, without saying a word, he just punched his handsome face!

He was really merciless, with this punch, blood dripped from the corner of Gu Yanjie's mouth, and half of his face swelled up quickly.He was stunned by the beating, looking at Qi Anxiu who was so angry, he was dumbfounded.

Others hurried forward to stop him, "Anxiu, what are you doing? If you have something to say, speak up!"

Qi Anxiu pointed at Gu Yanjie and said angrily, "I don't care if you did it on purpose or not today, but Xiaoxuan is mine, if you can't get along with him, you can't get along with me! I warned you last time, don't do it again Interfere in our affairs! Since you are still like this, then we will return to the bridge and return to the road in the future. After this official cooperation is over, everyone will stop talking!"

Seeing Gu Yanjie staying there, others tried to persuade him, "Ajie spoke a bit harshly today, but he certainly didn't mean it! Brothers for so many years, what's wrong with you? Anxiu, forget it, next time everyone I know it all!"

"It's best to be like this!" Qi'an trimmed his clothes, let out a long sigh of relief, and turned to the left and right with a serious expression, "Xiaoxuan and I are getting married soon, we are brothers, so prepare the gift money and come to watch the ceremony." !"

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

Qi Anxiu gave Gu Yanjie a cold look, turned his head and left.

Anxiu hit him?After so many years of friendship, Anxiu actually punched him in public?

Gu Yanjie was completely desperate, but he laughed dryly, "Let's go! Go drink! I'll pay the bill, and I won't go home if I don't get drunk tonight!"

Knowing that he was in a bad mood, a group of buddies accompanied him to the bar.

But you drink when you drink, why do you still drink and drive?It's already very wrong for you to drink and drive, why are you still speeding?

This is obviously wrong and wrong!In order to maintain social peace, a little policeman who had been secretly following him jumped out and severely reprimanded him!

But as soon as he blamed him, something went wrong.This suspicious person actually carried alcohol with him, insisting on dragging the little policeman into the water.

The righteous little policeman immediately refused.But this suspicious person turned his head and threw himself into his arms, crying loudly, saying that he was broken up before falling in love.

Uh... It's a big deal to lose love.Suspicious elements are quite pitiful.In fact, that he looks good, why no one wants him?

"He doesn't want me, you want me!" The suspicious person cried so pitifully, he took the opportunity to make unreasonable demands on him.

"Okay, okay! I want you! Don't cry!" As long as he can stop his tears and stop messing up his clothes, the little policeman is willing to coax him.

"Then come and hug me!" The suspicious man was very demanding, and threw himself into his arms again.

Just hug and hug, it's okay!The little policeman held him in his arms, and patted him on the back generously, "Okay, I hugged him."

The suspicious person stopped crying and became angry, "Are you a man? Will you do it?"

Of course I am a man!Am I not doing it?The little policeman was puzzled, "Then what are you going to do?"

Hey hey!Don't get your face so close!

The suspicious element actually... actually kissed him!

The little policeman is about to cry. He has worked so hard for 25 years, and he is going to dedicate himself to the other half's first kiss, so it's gone!

The little policeman wanted to push him away, but the suspicious person threatened him, "If you don't do it, I will go out and kill and set fire!"

Then... let's go!The little policeman thought about it and decided to sacrifice himself for the sake of social peace.

In fact, this suspicious person really... likes to say... covering his face, so shy!

The next morning, when Gu Yanjie finally woke up from the hangover, he found himself lying naked on a stranger, ah no!In the arms of a strange bear.

That person obviously took advantage of him, but bit the corner of the quilt, as if he had suffered a big loss, and said shyly, "I... I will be responsible for you..."

Gu Yanjie is going crazy!How did he provoke such a bear?

He closed his eyes and said silently in his heart: Turn back time, turn back time quickly!Nothing happened, nothing was seen!

But he does not have Doraemon, and time cannot be reversed.

The big bear lay on him like a big dog, smiling innocently, "Let's get to know each other, my name is Yang Kaifan (provided by book friend STP), you can call me Fanfan from now on! People are joking." Everyone calls me Yang Kaifan, my grandfather said that this is not bad, and I will definitely have food for the rest of my life! Gu Yanjie, I will call you Xiaoguzi from now on. Don’t do bad things anymore, I will support you, be good oh!"

roll!

What kind of shitty generality, shitty little millet?Gu Yanjie wanted to turn over and use his taekwondo, but when he stretched his thigh, his whole body was sore, and instead he ambiguously hit the bear's waist.

The big bear blushed, and said in a jiffy, "Xiao Guzi, you are so enthusiastic! Although I want it too, you didn't make a sound. I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it for the first time, so you dare not do it. Since you I want it too, so let’s do it, I already have experience!”

"How do you know my name is Gu Yanjie?"

"I checked your papers!"

"I'm not the first time!"

"It was your first time last night. Let me be gentle. I was very careful and didn't hurt you. In fact, it was also my first time last night! Of course, it's not now."

"What are you doing? I...I don't want to do it! Ahh..."

"When we were doing it last night, you said the same thing. If I stop, you will be angry. When you said that you are in bed, you mean you want it!"

"Then I'll do it! You... um...why don't you stop?"

"You obviously want me to do it, can I not do it?"

……

Gu Yanjie wants to cry but has no tears, is he a fool or a genius?

Dead cop!Rotten bear!You're going to support me, aren't you?I will eat you poor!See if you still pester me?

From then on, Gu Yanjie no longer had time to think about praying for Anxiu, but only wanted to get rid of this big bear.But bears eat millet, isn't that accurate?

When Yao Rixuan returned home, the first thing he did was to take off his clothes, and then rushed into the bathroom to take a quick shower.He didn't put his pajamas here, so he picked out a large nightgown of Qi Anxiu, wrapped himself up tightly, and came out satisfied.

Before he had time to dry his hair, he heard Qi Anxiu knock on the door.

He was still complacent in his heart that the timing was just right, and as soon as he opened the door with the hair dryer, the pig came in and kicked the door shut, pushing him against the wall.

"You... calm down!" Yao Rixuan was startled.

Qi Anxiu's eyes are domineering and fiery, with determination and belief that must be won, there is a clear meaning conveyed in it, he will do it!

what to do?what to do!Yao Rixuan was still thinking about the little guy in his belly, how could he reject this pig with sperm on his brain?

(PS: Osmanthus fragrans is so evil, I just gave the little millet to the bear, so excited! Do you want the pig to eat the meat?)

45 pigs, I have a baby

"You are very naughty!" A pair of pig eyes looked up and down Yao Rixuan bewilderedly, "But that's good too, wash it up and wait for me to come back?"

"That...that's not it!" Yao Rixuan stammered and found an excuse to shirk, "I...you... are very tired today, you go take a shower, let's rest early!"

"I'll wash it after I'm done! I won't go to work tomorrow!" Qi Anxiu quickly tossed off his jacket, his tie, his belt, and his trousers at a speed comparable to that of a model on a catwalk.

"But... I... I..."

If Yao Rixuan wanted to refuse any more, he was blocked by a big pig's mouth.

The pig's kiss was extremely urgent, and the violent gasps spewed into Yao Rixuan's ears, becoming the best aphrodisiac.The hair dryer fell on the carpet at some point, and the nightgown was also pulled away, revealing a naked young body with the fragrance after bathing.