Chopped Salted Pig's Claw

I have only practiced calligraphy for the word "Zhi" for a few days, and I don't want to learn other characters because I think there are too many strokes.

When learning martial arts, I only squatted for a while. I thought it was boring and too hard, so I didn't learn it anymore.

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In short, in the years before Qi Xingzhi was ten years old, he learned all the eighteen martial arts, and all of them were lax.

Yao Rixuan gritted his teeth with hatred, and every time he held up a feather duster to force him to do hard work, Grandpa Pig and Daddy Pig rushed forward to rescue the little phoenix in distress.

"Forget it, we are fortunate that we don't expect him to rely on this industry for a living in the future, just learn casually and cultivate his temperament! Why should he be so serious?"

So I spent a lot of money and bought a lot of equipment, but fortunately, none of them can persist in learning.

Because of his own failure, he admired those who could persist in learning.For example, the teacher Mu Shan in front of him suddenly became taller in his mind. How did he memorize such a difficult score?

Fortunately, I looked at Mu Shan who was sitting behind the piano and played calmly with stars full of admiration. For the first time, I felt a little like the teacher.

It's not because the teacher is like my father, nor is it because I don't have to work because I'm married to the teacher, but it's a pure liking from the bottom of my heart. I think the teacher is very good and sleepy, so I like it.

He was looking at the teacher in the audience, and someone beside him was looking at him.

"Hi! Hello, may I have a seat?" A handsome man came to him with a confident smile and a glass of red wine.

Qi Xingzhi was stunned for a moment, blinking his eyes, not knowing how to deal with this situation, but in the eyes of others, he seemed to be arrogant and dismissive.

The man was not scared away, the interest in his eyes grew stronger, he sat down on his own initiative, and handed over an exquisite business card, "May I get to know you?"

Qi Xingzhi replied in a daze, "I don't have a business card." How to exchange?

The man's hands froze there, and then he smiled calmly, "Have character! It's okay to accept my business card, right?"

Everyone has said so, so let's accept it.Qi Xingzhi stretched out his oily paws to pick up the business card, but the person next to him snatched it away.

"I'm sorry, he's still a student, not sensible!" Mu Shan took the business card with both hands and returned it, with a polite smile on his face, but there was faint anger in his eyes.

How did this little idiot get accosted so quickly?But the worst thing is this person in front of him, he really has no morals, even such a young child wants to beat the idea!

The man was slightly surprised, "Is he your partner?"

Mu Shan choked up, feeling a little guilty, "He is my student."

The man looked at Qi Xingzhi who was blocked by him playfully, "But he is an adult and doesn't need a guardian! He has the right to make friends independently, and I also have the right to pursue him!"

"You want to pursue me?" Qi Xingzhi was overjoyed when he heard that, this was the first time someone had expressed his love so clearly in front of him!Hastily stuck his head out from behind Mu Shan, "Will you marry me then?"

The man choked on these words. This boy is really easy to mess with. How could anyone propose marriage to someone they met for the first time?

But Mu Shan knew that Qi Xingzhi was serious!

Turning around and glaring at him, "Don't talk nonsense!" Then he apologized to the man in front of him, "I'm sorry, he is young and ignorant, and his words are meaningless, please don't take offense!"

The man was a little reconciled, it's a pity to miss such a beautiful boy, he still persistently put the business card on the table and pushed it in front of Qi Xingzhi, "If you are free, you can call me, let's get to know each other first, okay?" ?”

He took his leave without losing his grace.

Just as Qi Xingzhi wanted to look at the business card, Mu Shan snatched it away, and sat down beside him with a serious face, "Didn't I tell you that you are not allowed to strike up a conversation? Disobedient?"

Qi Xingzhi suddenly realized, "So this is just a flirtation!" He looked at the man with some reluctance in his eyes.

Mu Shan was burning with uncontrollable anger, "Do you like that person that much?"

Qi Xingzhi frowned, and thought for a while, "I don't like it very much! It's just that he is willing to associate with me, if he is willing to marry me, that would be great!"

"You!" Mu Shan was so angry that he didn't know what to say, but fortunately, the next sentence turned his hostility into peace.

"Actually, I still like the teacher better! It's just that the teacher doesn't like me." Qi Xingzhi pouted and looked at him with red eyes, like a kitten vying for favor, and pushed the plate forward, " I also want to eat meat skewers and chicken wings!"

If you don't like me, can you give me something to eat?

Mu Shan's tense face instantly softened, he was angry and funny, but he still pampered him and ordered another meat skewer and chicken wings, and thoughtfully ordered a cup of green tea to help digestion.

That night, he kept guarding the little pig every step of the way, completely unaware of what it would be like for his care to fall into the eyes of others.

Anyone who asked the beautiful proprietress to introduce Mu Shan was rejected one by one.Beauty Linda looked at the teacher-student pair in the corner, and whispered to the music teacher, "Believe it or not, they will be a couple sooner or later!"

"Letter!" The music teacher was more concerned, "When will we be a couple?"

Beauty Linda smiled slyly, "When you learn to tango!"

The music teacher yelled misery, he was born blind in dancing, and his limbs were uncoordinated!Let us shed tears of sympathy for the poor music teacher!

But it is our teacher Mu Shan who deserves more sympathy. He kindly ordered a cup of green tea for Qi Xingzhi, but he didn't know that this little stupid pig couldn't fall asleep after drinking tea at night.

Fortunately, after counting a thousand sheep and still not falling asleep, he harassed the teacher Mu Shan next door with his pillow in his arms. He was very righteous, "You have to tell me the story for the tea you ordered until I Until you fall asleep!"

God!This...isn't this the teacher Mu Shan who tested us?

(PS: Osmanthus fragrans is back! Can Mr. Mu stand the test? Let’s wait and see! Hehe!)

The Three Little Pigs: My Narcissus Pig's Claw 14

Mu Shan was speechless, watching a certain little stupid pig climb up to his bed without defense, get into his warm blanket, put his own pillow on it, lay down, and then looked at him with wide eyes, "Okay, let's start."

Mu Shan has been able to fully confirm that this little guy's head must be made of paste, and the seemingly proud eyes are actually a fog!Not because of myopia, but because of stupidity!

We have to congratulate Mr. Mu, he finally saw the essence of Qi Xingzhi thoroughly, completely, and accurately.

How could a boy casually climb into a man's bed in the middle of the night?Besides, this man is still gay, and he has confessed to him before. Isn't this a duck jumping into a hot pot to cook himself, and then deliver it to someone's mouth?

no!How could he compare Qi Xingzhi with his duckling?However, if the duckling grows up, it should be the age of Qi Xingzhi, if it is him...

Teacher Mu Shan only felt a hot current in his lower abdomen. He swallowed quickly, went to drink a glass of ice water, tried to calm his desire, and reminded himself: You don't like him, you only like ducklings!You can't do things that are sorry for the little duck!

Fortunately, I got impatient with waiting, and urged on the bed, "Teacher, come here quickly!"

With a slightly coquettish tone, and in the current situation, it's hard not to let people's imaginations run wild.The desire that Mu Shan had just controlled is on the rise again, and if this continues, something will happen!

He had to hurriedly find a book from the bookshelf outside and throw it to Qi Xingzhi, and responded, "You read the book first, I want to go to the bathroom!"

"Teacher is so troublesome!" Qi Xingzhi pursed his mouth, opened the book, but laughed as he read it.

Mu Shan locked the bathroom door, and unstoppable desire burst out quickly.

He looked at himself in the mirror whose eyes were reddened by the fire of lust, and smiled wryly.When he closed his eyes and used his left hand brother to deal with his little brother, all he could not control was wishing for luck.

I imagined myself caressing his shoulders, kissing that alluring little mouth, going down his collarbone, pausing and rubbing on the floret on his chest, and then sliding down his slender waist, fleshy Little ass, then... leave that secret hole and push forward!

Although it is immoral to regard Qi Xingzhi as a hypothetical person, Mu Shan really can't get him out of his mind.It's impossible to make him think of the little duck at this time, right?That would be child molestation.

ah!Just thinking about it made Mu Shan yell almost uncontrollably, and the sliver of reason left in his brain made his right hand tightly cover his mouth, locking the exclamation deeply in his body.At the same time, there is also a desire to express that stupid duck on the bed.

A strong white turbidity hit the mirror in front of him.Mu Shan let out a long sigh of relief, leaned his back against the cold wall and calmed down for a while, then washed off the dirt, took the whole bundle of pajamas, and came out again.

"Teacher, you have drawn so many me!" Qi Xingzhi read his "book", not only did not feel sleepy, but became more energetic.

At this time, Mu Shan realized that he had thrown the sketchbook to him as a book, and he couldn't count how many blessings were drawn in it.

His face flushed slightly, as if someone caught him while peeping, "Well... If you mind, you can take it all away."

"It's okay!" Qi Xingyi didn't mind at all, because Mu Shan painted him beautifully. Every moment of concentration, no matter what expression, there was a very cute feeling, and it could be seen that the person who painted him was very cute. Carefully.

The only dissatisfaction with Qi Xingzhi is, "It's just that the teacher