Raise pigs for a thousand days, use pigs for a lifetime

Tomorrow is the Chinese New Year, Fatty took a leave of absence with the coach to go shopping.Because he had no money, he borrowed 200 yuan from Jiang Mingna.As soon as Jiang Ming heard that he was going out to buy something, he followed suit. He was going to drive his sports car, but Fatty refused... The few days of Chinese New Year is the peak travel time, and he can't even walk even if he drives there. up!

The two of them took the bus to the shopping mall. Along the way, the fat man was very excited. The fat man who hadn't been out for more than half a year was kind to everything.Jiang Ming looked at the fat man, feeling very novel, yes!This feeling is very novel.When he was dating Zhang Qikai before, he never went out to go shopping... In his impression, usually a lot of women go out to go shopping, and two men go shopping. It's so new, I've never heard of it.

When they arrived at the station, Fatty strode ahead, and Jiang Ming trotted behind, almost exhausted.

The shopping mall was crowded with people, and the fat man was afraid of getting separated from Jiang Ming, so he held Jiang Ming's hand. Jiang Ming was taken aback, and held back the fat man's hand, feeling a sprout somewhere in his heart.Jiang Ming, who was still secretly delighted, was led by the fat man and began to snap up them frantically.In fact, he didn't see the fat man walking in front blushing as much as Tomato.

Fatty's hands were dry and warm, while Jiang Ming's hands had cold nails. I heard that people with cold fingertips have poor kidneys, so the fat man held Jiang Ming's fingertips down again.Jiang Ming thought that the fat man was about to let go, so he quickly held it tightly, scratching the fat man's palm with his fingertips.The fat man's heart trembled, he didn't move, he held his hand and continued to walk forward.

The Spring Festival couplets are useless, and there is no place to post them. The fat man took a fancy to a big Chinese knot, which is fiery red and has long tassels underneath. Less than 150 can also be considered.

Jiang Ming has never known since he was a child that shopping is so interesting. There are beautiful New Year's goods, delicious fruits, food, candy, everything on display.Looking at it feels festive.

"Fatty, shall we buy some candy?"

"En. Sugar and melon seeds are a must."

"Hey..." Looking at so many delicious and beautiful candies, Jiang Ming couldn't stop his mouth from drooling.In fact, he had always disliked sweets, but today he seemed to be possessed, and wanted to buy everything he saw.

After a while, the fat man bought a large bag of fruits, melon seeds, candies, and various snacks.

On the second floor, the two went to the underwear group.Jiang Ming looked at the fat man in embarrassment, he didn't want to buy underwear, he asked Xiao Zhao to buy it for him every month...

"Do you have any red socks?"

"Yes, how many pairs do you want?"

"Two pairs."

After paying the money, the fat man bought another pair of bright red underwear...

After shopping, Fatty and Jiang Ming went outside.It can be regarded as squeezed out, both of them took a sharp breath, ha, it's better outside, the people inside are like crazy, shopping doesn't cost money?Changed?Jiang Ming sat on the chair next to him to rest.The fat man took out the money, and there were 17 or 5 cents left... It seems that buying minced meat is not enough, go back and see if Zhao Zhuo has any, and point out if there is any.

"Fatty, you wait here first, I'll go in."

"Well, be careful with your things, don't let people steal them." As soon as the Chinese New Year, thieves began to flood in the shopping malls. In one year, the fat man was taken out of his bag, and he lost hundreds of dollars and his mobile phone.

After a while, Jiang Ming ran out, holding a big Chinese knot in his hand, with long tassels fluttering in the wind.

Fatty felt a little heat in his eye sockets, picked up his things and left.Jiang Ming chased after him.

"Hey, why didn't you buy it just now? In fact, I also liked it. Hey, slow down! How can this look good in our house?..."

The fat man grinned in front of him and quickened his pace...

Speaking of the Chinese New Year, Jiang Ming has never lived it except for the few times he spent with his grandparents when he was a child. Then he went abroad after elementary school, and began to learn from other people’s imperialism to celebrate the Western Festival. He knew that the Chinese New Year was limited to eating dumplings and setting off firecrackers. .

Back at the club, the fat man put fruit, sugar and melon seeds in a large fruit bowl for the fitness customers and employees.Surrounded by the fire, nibbling melon seeds and chatting about homework? ! ...It's a good high-end fitness club, let the fat man... the grade will be lowered in one fell swoop.

Going back to the bedroom, I took out the Chinese knot and touched it with my hands, but I was afraid that it would get dirty again.Jiang Ming just got out of the shower, was wiping his hair with a big towel, saw the fat man, and looked at Zhongguo in a daze.

"Hey, where do we look good?" Jiang Ming pointed to the living room.

"Let's hang it on the wall lamp, it doesn't take up space, and it's also conspicuous, so you can see it as soon as you enter the room.

"Okay, wait for me to move a stool." Jiang Ming moved a chair from the dining table.

"I'll hang up...can you get there?"

"...You discriminate against my height?!" The fat man accidentally stepped on Jiang Ming's sore spot...Jiang Ming is 1 meters tall, not very short, but not very tall either.

"Hmph, I'm afraid you'll trample on the chair!" Jiang Ming stood on the chair, holding a Chinese knot, and gave Fatty a white look.

"..." You discriminate against my weight...

"Are you ready?" Jiang Ming stood on tiptoe and hung up the Chinese knot with difficulty.

"It seems... a little short, you hang it on the top lamp."

"..." Jiang Ming cursed the fat man in his heart, probably on purpose!

"Ah~!" The chair made a frictional movement with the floor under the pushing force of Young Master Jiang, and slid to the distance...

"Boom!" Jiang Ming lay on the ground.

The fat man hurried over, "You... are you okay!" He carefully helped Jiang Ming up, and saw two red lines slowly sliding down Jiang Ming's nose.Jiang Ming wiped it with his hand and took a look.

"Fatty...I'm not finished with you!" After saying that, he passed out...Fatty was so frightened that he hurriedly called an ambulance and was sent to the hospital for an examination.The fat man breathed a sigh of relief.Sitting on the side of the hospital bed, watching Jiang Mingan lying there quietly, like a child, the fat man couldn't help reaching out and pinching Jiang Ming's face, you deserve to be a bad boy, and let you discriminate against my weight again.

When Jiang Ming woke up, he saw that the fat man was holding a knife and an apple, with an expression of bitterness and hatred.

"What are you doing?"

"Are you awake? I was thinking about peeling an apple for you... I just finished peeling and the core is gone..." This can't be blamed on the fat man. In the past, apples were washed and gnawed. Who would have the time to peel them? ah.

"Here, I'll peel it myself." Jiang Ming took the apple and peeled it in a few strokes without breaking the skin!The fat man looked admiring.

Jiang Ming proudly took a bite, hum, you stupid fat man, you can't even peel an apple.

Fatty was holding back his laughter until he was bleeding internally. If he wasn't so naive, how could he act like a child, and would order everything to show off...

"Fuck, bug bag! Throw it away." Jiang Ming stuffed the apple into the fat man's hand, and spat out the apple from his mouth.The fat man looked at the apple, it was very good, just a small piece.Take a paring knife and peel off that piece.Eat it with relish.

Jiang Ming buried his face in the quilt... Damn fat man, he must be on purpose!

The author has something to say: A friend of mine told me a joke yesterday, the content is: a plane flies across the sky.Gone.Then he asked me if I understood?I shake my head.

Then he laughed like he was insane...(#‵′) Convex!Is it because my comprehension ability is too poor or he has hemorrhoids in his brain? ...%

(PS: I just found out now... The article is not the most difficult to write... The title is the most difficult to get up... Forgive the bad title that I am not up to.)

Bow and sprinkle flowers~(*^◎^*)(*^◎^*)(*^◎^*)

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