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The fat man woke up, lying on the bed like a living dead, motionless.Xiao Qi couldn't bear to watch it anymore, what kind of tricks is this Anka playing!

After a while, Anka came back from outside and bought some food.

"Fatty, tell me, do you like Jiang Ming?" Anka sat by the bed and began to torture the fatty.

"En..." Fatty nodded.But what's the use of liking it or not?He is not coming back anymore.

"If you really want to love him... go chase him back! Now you are not bad at anything, neither fat nor ugly, don't you have the confidence to chase him back?!"

"Teng" the fat man sat up.yes!I have already lost weight, so thin is considered to fall into the ranks of normal people!Why don't you have the courage yet?I used to feel inferior because I was fat, but now that I am not fat, let's chase him back.Lift the quilt and put on your shoes.

"Hey, fat man, you don't plan to go to America now, do you?"

"No, I'm going to the toilet..." The fat man, who had been urinating for a long time, was just pretending to be dead and didn't feel it... Now he feels it, and his kidneys are about to explode.

"..."

Jiang Ming, who is in California, just got off the plane with his luggage.

"Oh~~~~ baby! You're finally here, mom misses you so much. Come to hug mom, why are you so skinny, poor baby." Jiang Ming was tortured by his mother and finally he With the help of his father, he escaped from the clutches.

"By the way, baby boy, why didn't you see your fat boyfriend?"

"Oh, he's in China, so he didn't come." As soon as the fat man was mentioned, he remembered the call from Anka.Unexpectedly, Fatty's reaction was so strong that he fainted on the spot... Jiang Ming didn't know whether it was joy or sorrow.

"Why don't you bring him here and let him see the place where you grew up. How long can you stay this time?"

"Ah? I don't know..." Jiang Ming listened to his mother's nagging absent-mindedly, and his heart was full of fat people.

The fat man likes himself, the fat man loves himself, the fat man misses himself...the whole heart revolves around the fat man.I really don't know what to look for in Fatty, his looks...it's not bad, his figure, if nothing else, he's a rotten one!Personality seems to be pretty good.Gentle and careful.Thinking of the fat man bathing himself every time... Jiang Ming couldn't help but blush. If the fat man likes him, he would actually invade him when he was drunk and unable to resist, which shows how honest the fat man is!

Fatty was immediately sanctified in Jiang Ming's heart... No!Is he suppressing the desire, or is there no desire at all?Could it be that the fat man is cold-hearted? !

No, this is not acceptable, if the fat man is indifferent, then won't his happiness be bye bye in the future?

He took out his mobile phone, "Hey, Anka... help me... that's right..." Hanging up the phone, Jiang Ming bit his lip and frowned, thinking depressedly, if the fat man is incompetent, then he will be miserable up...

Of course the fat man is not sexually incompetent, but the 29 years that the fat man has lived have been too pure, and his contact with sex is limited to the physiology and hygiene class in high school... Anyone who has studied physiology and hygiene knows that the teacher teaches in a secretive way, what girls would Menstruation, men will have nocturnal emission... About the real important things, I have mentioned them all in one sentence.

Poor fat man, he doesn't even understand the matter of having children between the opposite sex, but he is at a loss about the matter between the same sex.

After Anka answered Jiang Ming's call, she suddenly felt that the world was so wonderful.He was already idle, but he had work to do.

After lunch, Anka took a taxi to the club and saw the fat man, listening to music while running?While reading? ! !

"Hey! Fatty, what are you doing?!" He walked over and patted on Fatty, and as he wished, he was startled when he saw Fatty again...

He took off the earphones, "I'm learning English, and I plan to go to the United States to find Jiang Ming." The fat man said lonely.

"Scared?! Learning English? Well, it's good, it's useful to learn a little bit, what if the two of you settle in the United States in the future?"

The fat man blushed, he really hadn't thought about it.

"Fatty, you like Jiang Ming very much, right?" Anka stretched her hands into her arms mysteriously.

"En!" Fatty nodded heavily, and now he thinks about Jiang Ming like crazy!

"Hey, have you ever thought about how you will live in the future if you are together?"

"No..." The fat man shook his head blankly.

"Hey hey hey...then, this is my compressed version for you, don't break it." Take out a box.

The fat man opened the box suspiciously... a CD?

"What is this? A movie?" Carefully put the box away.

"Hey, this is a must-have item for home travel, harmonious life, and fun. Take a closer look and study hard, you understand?!"

"En..." Fatty nodded dubiously.Is it really as amazing as he said?

"Well, I'm leaving first, don't forget to tell me how you feel after reading it, you must really feel it!" After exhorting, he left in a hurry.

The fat man put on his earphones "Nestomet oil, Nestomet oil spit..."

In the evening, the fat man sat on the sofa watching TV after taking a shower, and suddenly remembered the CD that Anka had given him during the day, but he didn't know what it was.Put on the shoes, go downstairs to get them, put them on the DVD, and after a while, the choices appear on the TV... 1, 2, 3, 4...

Fatty pressed one randomly, and the screen suddenly appeared, showing two men kissing... This kind of kiss is different from Fatty's kissing Jiang Ming, or Li Xue's kissing Fatty's...

The fat man swallowed, feeling hot all over, pressed pause, and went to get a glass of water...

Come back and continue to watch... the more discordant it gets, the fat man is dumbfounded!Is that all right? !

The action on the TV became more and more intense, the fat man grabbed the sofa with both hands, his eyes almost popped out...

It finally ended with an ecstatic cry on the TV... The fat man also heaved a sigh of relief, and collapsed on the sofa. He actually felt it like this, and even shot...

Turned off the TV, took another shower, and lay on the bed, my mind was full of the scene just now.Unknowingly, he imagined Jiang Ming as the person on TV.

Fatty Jiang Ming's body has been seen too many times, and he can outline it with his head lightly.

A thin white neck, a beautiful collarbone, a seductive cherry red... and a cute younger brother who I have never dared to touch.

Fatty felt that he was about to go mad, and he reacted just thinking about it.The angry and sad fat man started rubbing his desire again...

The next morning, Anka called to ask the fat man's reaction.

The fat man was too embarrassed to speak.

"Fatty! Did you react? Did you imagine the people below as Jiang Ming?!" An Kazi asked excitedly on the phone.

"...En" The fat man here has turned red from embarrassment.

"Hahahaha... That's right! Fatty is determined to overwhelm Jiang Ming, do you hear me? Hahahaha..." Anka laughed wildly as if he had lost his mind.

After hanging up the phone, the fat man was depressed, what is it all about...

The author has something to say: First of all, I want to apologize to the kid who was misunderstood by me... I really didn't know that JJ still has the function of downloading it... Lie on the ground and let you whip it.

Secondly, many relatives bought an extra 38 chapters... I wrote on the copy... two chapters from person V to V... Well, it was indeed two chapters at the beginning, but for some reason, it suddenly popped up Chapter 41 is here...but I haven't filled in the content of chapter 41. I can't open V if I lock it...what should I do?There is no way, split the chapters, okay... split 38 more chapters... 38 is really not an auspicious number

If you buy the wrong one, you must read the copy in the future~ I don’t know when there will be an extra magical thing...

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