The not-so-big apartment has become more crowded since Zhou Liang moved in, and even going to the toilet feels like a war.Zhang Yuan got up early this morning with a face as dark as the bottom of a pot, strode to the toilet door and kicked the door.
"You're never finished, you've been in for half an hour and you still haven't come out!" This damn guy, I really shouldn't let him live in a moment of soft-heartedness, why did I forget that he is a famous pit god! (Zhou Liang is famously constipated, and can spend up to an hour squatting on the toilet...)
"Hmm... it's coming soon! Umm... just wait a little longer!"
Zhang Yuan gritted his teeth and stared at the closed door, kicked it hard again, ten fingers crackled. "You have 5 minutes to come out, or you will be at your own risk!" When you come out later, you must throw him out of the window!
"Well... it's almost there! Just wait a little longer, ah..."
Zhang Yuan was still gnashing his teeth at the toilet door, but A-Liao had already prepared breakfast and brought it to the dining table, arranged the bowls and chopsticks, and went to ask the two of them to eat in slippers with rabbit ears.
"Brother Yuan, Brother Zhou Liang, let's eat!" As soon as the child walked into the living room, he saw Zhang Yuan leaning against the toilet door in his pajamas, holding a freshly lit cigarette between his fingertips, looking in a bad mood.
"It's not good to smoke in the morning! Brother Yuan forgot again..." The child frowned, and walked quickly to put out the cigarette in the ashtray.
Zhang Yuan rubbed his temple helplessly, he was a light sleeper, but Zhou Liang was still snoring in the middle of the night!He barely slept last night. He didn't sleep for a while until the sky was slightly bright. When he got up in the morning, his temples on both sides were clamoring and throbbing with sharp pain. He wanted to use nicotine to suppress it, but the child grab bag.
"Brother Yuan, aren't you feeling well? I'll help you massage!" Seeing that he kept pressing his head, Aliao hurriedly pulled him to lie down on the sofa, rubbing his head with his tender little hands.
Zhang Yuan rested his head on the child's lap, closed his eyes and felt the relief brought by the massage.The child's cold hand was very comfortable on the forehead.
Feeling that the headache has eased a bit, Zhang Yuan slowly opened his eyes, and saw the child with bright red lips pursed, pressing his head seriously.
Seeing that he opened his eyes suddenly, his face looked better than before, the child asked. "Brother Yuan, are you feeling better?"
"Well...it's much better!" The corner of Zhang Yuan's mouth twitched into a smile, and he had to admit that the child's massage skills are really good, no worse than any master in a professional health care center.
After hearing the other party's answer, A Liao had a big smile on his face, feeling very happy to be able to help Brother Yuan's children.Then he motioned Zhang Yuan to sit up from the sofa so that he could press the acupuncture points on the back of his head.
The child knelt and sat behind Zhang Yuan, pressing the acupuncture points on the back of the head with flexible fingers. At this time, the two bodies were almost close to each other, and they could fully feel each other's body temperature.
Zhang Yuan closed his eyes, and smelled a light scent of body wash on the tip of his nose, which was the tea tree scent that he had been used to for many years.Because the child also likes this body wash, he didn't buy another one.But the strange thing is that both of them use the same body wash, but it smells particularly good on children. It seems to be mixed with a special deodorant, but it smells very addictive...very Aftertaste.
The child's shallow breath fell on his ears, probably because his body temperature was naturally cool, and it felt a little itchy and tingling on the skin.At this time, A-Liao turned his body forward again, rubbing his Yintang and around the hairline.The distance between the two got closer, and the aroma from the child's body lingered even more strongly at the tip of the nose.At this moment, Zhang Yuan felt a familiar heat rushing up from his pubic bone, and he opened his eyes suddenly.
"Brother Yuan, what's wrong?" The child blinked his eyes as clear as lake water, looked at him suspiciously, opened his bright red lips lightly, and focused all of Zhang Yuan's attention, and the distance between the two gradually narrowed ,
"Huh... it's finally discharged!" At this moment, the sound of the door opening interrupted the two of them, and Zhou Liang came out of the toilet looking refreshed.
"...It's okay!" Zhang Yuanqiang coughed calmly, shifted his gaze to Zhou Liang, and angrily said: "You still know it, you've been in the toilet for almost an hour!"
"Hey... people have three urgencies, I am habitually constipated every time I change the water and soil!" Zhou Liang shrugged, his expression extremely innocent.
Zhang Yuan glanced at him coldly, "Keep talking...someone is dissatisfied for [-] days a year?"
"Hey, why are you so serious, look at how tired you are all day... Little beauty, is the meal ready? I'm hungry!" Ignoring Zhang Yuan's stare, he strode into the kitchen to look for food.
Seeing Zhou Liang leaving, the child grabbed Zhang Yuan's clothes and looked at him nervously, with a slight worry on his face. "Brother Yuan, were you really okay just now?"
"It's okay, don't make wild guesses!" Zhang Yuan pinched the child's face with a slight smile, pressed his hand that continued to be massaged and said, "The head is already much better, so there is no need to press it. Let's eat first, or it will be cold for a while." Already!"
"En..." A Liao nodded, and walked towards the kitchen with his back turned to him, but his eyes gradually dimmed.He didn't see Zhang Yuan's slightly awkward and unnatural expression behind him.
The breakfast they both had was tasteless, and A-Liao only ate a bowl of porridge and a small piece of potato pancakes, less than half of his usual appetite.Zhang Yuan ate even less, and he was busy changing clothes to go to work after finishing the half bowl of porridge in the bowl.On the contrary, Zhou Liang drank two big bowls of porridge and three pieces of potato pancakes to burp in satisfaction.
"Well...it's so delicious! Little beauty, someday you'll have enough time here in Zhang Yuan, you can come to my place to be a chef! All board and lodging will be included and I'll give you pocket money, how about it?" Zhou Liang hooked his lips, The tone of a wolf with a big tail to lure Little Red Riding Hood.
The child looked at him and shook his head, put on Snoopy's apron and quickly picked up the dishes, but didn't take his words to heart.Separated from Brother Yuan, I never thought about it...nor did I dare to think about it.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Zhou Liang didn't care, and continued to smile and said: "I know you don't like to hear this topic, but you should plan for your future! ...Old Zhang will get married one day, It's impossible to just take care of you like this for the rest of your life. Similarly, you can't live like this forever attached to him, how will you live after that? Have you ever thought about it?"
A Liao's fingers trembled slightly, and the plate fell into the basin with a plop, splashing the child all over.
Seeing the child in a daze, he was just about to say something, but he heard Zhang Yuan shouting to himself in the living room: "Zhou Liang, didn't you say that you have an operation to be done in the morning and want to take a ride? Why don't you come out and dawdle?" What are you doing! Don't wait for the time..."
"Wait for me, Lao Zhang! I'll go downstairs right away..." Zhou Liang looked back at the child, feeling that his emotions seemed to have recovered a lot, and then he left in peace.
With the sound of closing the door with a bang, the apartment returned to silence, only the occasional sound of running water in the kitchen and the ticking of the clock in the living room.After washing the dishes, A Liao began to wipe every corner of the apartment over and over again with a rag, from the closet to the coffee table and even the ceiling, just to keep himself busy.
He didn't fully understand what Zhou Liang said just now, but he could almost guess the rest of the meaning.Zhou Liang is reminding himself that he will leave here one day, and he cannot be under the protection of Brother Yuan forever. He must learn to adapt to this society, learn to make money, and learn to be independent!Learn not to depend on anyone...
But why does the thought of this make me feel so sad?Why can't I be with Brother Yuan forever?He can cook delicious food, clean up the room and do laundry, and... But why not?The child lowered his head and bit his lip, huddled in the sofa with his hands on his knees, staring at the door in a daze.
Sitting like this for an indeterminate amount of time, there was a sudden knock on the door, and the sound became louder and louder, pulling A-Liao back from his fugue state.
The child hurriedly stood up, but his legs were already numb because he kept the same position for too long, and he almost fell when he got up so hard, so he hurriedly leaned against the wall to stabilize his figure, and then moved forward. He limped to open the door.
Strangers rarely come to the apartment. During this period of time, the part-time workers may come to clean it. After looking at the clean room, there is no need to clean it at all. Think about it, let her go back directly.
Thinking of this, A-Liao gently unlocked the door.Unexpectedly, just when a small gap was exposed, the door was pushed open with a swish. The child was startled, and before he could see anything clearly, he was thrown to the ground by an unknown object, and there was a gurgling sound coming from him. Children laugh.
"Uncle...we miss you so much!"
A Liao looked up from the shock, and saw a little boy who looked exactly the same looking at him suspiciously.
"Eh? You're not Uncle..."
"Where's Uncle?"
The two little radish heads immediately got up from A Liao, ran to check every room in the apartment, and ran out pouting after a while.
The twins yelled at the door in unison, "Grandma! Grandma! Uncle is gone... only an unknown brother is at home!"
At this time, I saw an old man in rich clothes walking in from the door with a kind face. He saw A Liao who was sitting on the ground in a bit of a mess for a moment, and then showed a warm smile.
"I'm A Yuan's mother, who are you?"
The author has something to say: The mother-in-law has come to kill her... Xiaoguai~ I have to work hard! XD Zhou Liang's constipation piece Xuanxuan's writing is so joyful, ouch
Because I often suffer from constipation... so I finally tortured someone severely in the article~ It's so satisfying!
Covering my face... Am I too BT...
PS The part about Liu Rui... Many friends are asking when he will appear on the stage. What I want to say is that he has a long part to introduce later, dear friends, don't worry~
Xiaoguai needs to grow up little by little, and will not always live in a life of inferiority and self-pity. For a child who only lives in a small space, his life is incomplete, so there is still a lot of space for him to find. Break through yourself.So parents will feel that the middle part is a bit dull.
But when he grows up, Xiaoguai will have a more colorful life~ I'll keep it a secret for now~ Let's look forward to it!Aww
I will reiterate again at the end, this article is a sweet article and there will be no plot of abuse~ Please rest assured~ MUA
So at the end...give Xuanxuan flowers~ lots and lots of flowers!
"You're never finished, you've been in for half an hour and you still haven't come out!" This damn guy, I really shouldn't let him live in a moment of soft-heartedness, why did I forget that he is a famous pit god! (Zhou Liang is famously constipated, and can spend up to an hour squatting on the toilet...)
"Hmm... it's coming soon! Umm... just wait a little longer!"
Zhang Yuan gritted his teeth and stared at the closed door, kicked it hard again, ten fingers crackled. "You have 5 minutes to come out, or you will be at your own risk!" When you come out later, you must throw him out of the window!
"Well... it's almost there! Just wait a little longer, ah..."
Zhang Yuan was still gnashing his teeth at the toilet door, but A-Liao had already prepared breakfast and brought it to the dining table, arranged the bowls and chopsticks, and went to ask the two of them to eat in slippers with rabbit ears.
"Brother Yuan, Brother Zhou Liang, let's eat!" As soon as the child walked into the living room, he saw Zhang Yuan leaning against the toilet door in his pajamas, holding a freshly lit cigarette between his fingertips, looking in a bad mood.
"It's not good to smoke in the morning! Brother Yuan forgot again..." The child frowned, and walked quickly to put out the cigarette in the ashtray.
Zhang Yuan rubbed his temple helplessly, he was a light sleeper, but Zhou Liang was still snoring in the middle of the night!He barely slept last night. He didn't sleep for a while until the sky was slightly bright. When he got up in the morning, his temples on both sides were clamoring and throbbing with sharp pain. He wanted to use nicotine to suppress it, but the child grab bag.
"Brother Yuan, aren't you feeling well? I'll help you massage!" Seeing that he kept pressing his head, Aliao hurriedly pulled him to lie down on the sofa, rubbing his head with his tender little hands.
Zhang Yuan rested his head on the child's lap, closed his eyes and felt the relief brought by the massage.The child's cold hand was very comfortable on the forehead.
Feeling that the headache has eased a bit, Zhang Yuan slowly opened his eyes, and saw the child with bright red lips pursed, pressing his head seriously.
Seeing that he opened his eyes suddenly, his face looked better than before, the child asked. "Brother Yuan, are you feeling better?"
"Well...it's much better!" The corner of Zhang Yuan's mouth twitched into a smile, and he had to admit that the child's massage skills are really good, no worse than any master in a professional health care center.
After hearing the other party's answer, A Liao had a big smile on his face, feeling very happy to be able to help Brother Yuan's children.Then he motioned Zhang Yuan to sit up from the sofa so that he could press the acupuncture points on the back of his head.
The child knelt and sat behind Zhang Yuan, pressing the acupuncture points on the back of the head with flexible fingers. At this time, the two bodies were almost close to each other, and they could fully feel each other's body temperature.
Zhang Yuan closed his eyes, and smelled a light scent of body wash on the tip of his nose, which was the tea tree scent that he had been used to for many years.Because the child also likes this body wash, he didn't buy another one.But the strange thing is that both of them use the same body wash, but it smells particularly good on children. It seems to be mixed with a special deodorant, but it smells very addictive...very Aftertaste.
The child's shallow breath fell on his ears, probably because his body temperature was naturally cool, and it felt a little itchy and tingling on the skin.At this time, A-Liao turned his body forward again, rubbing his Yintang and around the hairline.The distance between the two got closer, and the aroma from the child's body lingered even more strongly at the tip of the nose.At this moment, Zhang Yuan felt a familiar heat rushing up from his pubic bone, and he opened his eyes suddenly.
"Brother Yuan, what's wrong?" The child blinked his eyes as clear as lake water, looked at him suspiciously, opened his bright red lips lightly, and focused all of Zhang Yuan's attention, and the distance between the two gradually narrowed ,
"Huh... it's finally discharged!" At this moment, the sound of the door opening interrupted the two of them, and Zhou Liang came out of the toilet looking refreshed.
"...It's okay!" Zhang Yuanqiang coughed calmly, shifted his gaze to Zhou Liang, and angrily said: "You still know it, you've been in the toilet for almost an hour!"
"Hey... people have three urgencies, I am habitually constipated every time I change the water and soil!" Zhou Liang shrugged, his expression extremely innocent.
Zhang Yuan glanced at him coldly, "Keep talking...someone is dissatisfied for [-] days a year?"
"Hey, why are you so serious, look at how tired you are all day... Little beauty, is the meal ready? I'm hungry!" Ignoring Zhang Yuan's stare, he strode into the kitchen to look for food.
Seeing Zhou Liang leaving, the child grabbed Zhang Yuan's clothes and looked at him nervously, with a slight worry on his face. "Brother Yuan, were you really okay just now?"
"It's okay, don't make wild guesses!" Zhang Yuan pinched the child's face with a slight smile, pressed his hand that continued to be massaged and said, "The head is already much better, so there is no need to press it. Let's eat first, or it will be cold for a while." Already!"
"En..." A Liao nodded, and walked towards the kitchen with his back turned to him, but his eyes gradually dimmed.He didn't see Zhang Yuan's slightly awkward and unnatural expression behind him.
The breakfast they both had was tasteless, and A-Liao only ate a bowl of porridge and a small piece of potato pancakes, less than half of his usual appetite.Zhang Yuan ate even less, and he was busy changing clothes to go to work after finishing the half bowl of porridge in the bowl.On the contrary, Zhou Liang drank two big bowls of porridge and three pieces of potato pancakes to burp in satisfaction.
"Well...it's so delicious! Little beauty, someday you'll have enough time here in Zhang Yuan, you can come to my place to be a chef! All board and lodging will be included and I'll give you pocket money, how about it?" Zhou Liang hooked his lips, The tone of a wolf with a big tail to lure Little Red Riding Hood.
The child looked at him and shook his head, put on Snoopy's apron and quickly picked up the dishes, but didn't take his words to heart.Separated from Brother Yuan, I never thought about it...nor did I dare to think about it.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Zhou Liang didn't care, and continued to smile and said: "I know you don't like to hear this topic, but you should plan for your future! ...Old Zhang will get married one day, It's impossible to just take care of you like this for the rest of your life. Similarly, you can't live like this forever attached to him, how will you live after that? Have you ever thought about it?"
A Liao's fingers trembled slightly, and the plate fell into the basin with a plop, splashing the child all over.
Seeing the child in a daze, he was just about to say something, but he heard Zhang Yuan shouting to himself in the living room: "Zhou Liang, didn't you say that you have an operation to be done in the morning and want to take a ride? Why don't you come out and dawdle?" What are you doing! Don't wait for the time..."
"Wait for me, Lao Zhang! I'll go downstairs right away..." Zhou Liang looked back at the child, feeling that his emotions seemed to have recovered a lot, and then he left in peace.
With the sound of closing the door with a bang, the apartment returned to silence, only the occasional sound of running water in the kitchen and the ticking of the clock in the living room.After washing the dishes, A Liao began to wipe every corner of the apartment over and over again with a rag, from the closet to the coffee table and even the ceiling, just to keep himself busy.
He didn't fully understand what Zhou Liang said just now, but he could almost guess the rest of the meaning.Zhou Liang is reminding himself that he will leave here one day, and he cannot be under the protection of Brother Yuan forever. He must learn to adapt to this society, learn to make money, and learn to be independent!Learn not to depend on anyone...
But why does the thought of this make me feel so sad?Why can't I be with Brother Yuan forever?He can cook delicious food, clean up the room and do laundry, and... But why not?The child lowered his head and bit his lip, huddled in the sofa with his hands on his knees, staring at the door in a daze.
Sitting like this for an indeterminate amount of time, there was a sudden knock on the door, and the sound became louder and louder, pulling A-Liao back from his fugue state.
The child hurriedly stood up, but his legs were already numb because he kept the same position for too long, and he almost fell when he got up so hard, so he hurriedly leaned against the wall to stabilize his figure, and then moved forward. He limped to open the door.
Strangers rarely come to the apartment. During this period of time, the part-time workers may come to clean it. After looking at the clean room, there is no need to clean it at all. Think about it, let her go back directly.
Thinking of this, A-Liao gently unlocked the door.Unexpectedly, just when a small gap was exposed, the door was pushed open with a swish. The child was startled, and before he could see anything clearly, he was thrown to the ground by an unknown object, and there was a gurgling sound coming from him. Children laugh.
"Uncle...we miss you so much!"
A Liao looked up from the shock, and saw a little boy who looked exactly the same looking at him suspiciously.
"Eh? You're not Uncle..."
"Where's Uncle?"
The two little radish heads immediately got up from A Liao, ran to check every room in the apartment, and ran out pouting after a while.
The twins yelled at the door in unison, "Grandma! Grandma! Uncle is gone... only an unknown brother is at home!"
At this time, I saw an old man in rich clothes walking in from the door with a kind face. He saw A Liao who was sitting on the ground in a bit of a mess for a moment, and then showed a warm smile.
"I'm A Yuan's mother, who are you?"
The author has something to say: The mother-in-law has come to kill her... Xiaoguai~ I have to work hard! XD Zhou Liang's constipation piece Xuanxuan's writing is so joyful, ouch
Because I often suffer from constipation... so I finally tortured someone severely in the article~ It's so satisfying!
Covering my face... Am I too BT...
PS The part about Liu Rui... Many friends are asking when he will appear on the stage. What I want to say is that he has a long part to introduce later, dear friends, don't worry~
Xiaoguai needs to grow up little by little, and will not always live in a life of inferiority and self-pity. For a child who only lives in a small space, his life is incomplete, so there is still a lot of space for him to find. Break through yourself.So parents will feel that the middle part is a bit dull.
But when he grows up, Xiaoguai will have a more colorful life~ I'll keep it a secret for now~ Let's look forward to it!Aww
I will reiterate again at the end, this article is a sweet article and there will be no plot of abuse~ Please rest assured~ MUA
So at the end...give Xuanxuan flowers~ lots and lots of flowers!
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