lazy man's wife

"Lu Lu is back!"

Before Lu Lu stepped into the dormitory, he heard someone calling his name, and it was more than one person calling.

What's even more strange is that many people came out to look at him specifically. They were discussing something in a low voice, their eyes were shining, and they seemed to be expecting something to happen.

Lu Lu turned around to look behind him, but he didn't find anything. He looked up and down carefully, and there was nothing wrong. What's wrong?

"You are really too, why did you run away from home when you quarreled at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed?" The old man at the door of the dormitory shook his fan, and said earnestly, as if he had come here, "Those who can be together are those who want to live a lifetime. You have to know how to cherish it."

There were question marks all over Lu Lu's head, and he didn't understand what he was talking about, but... Lu Lu sniffed the air, there was a very familiar scent, and it seemed to be emanating from a pile of bags in front of the old man.

"Master, are you talking to me?"

The old man frowned with sparse eyebrows and shook his fan, "Hurry up, you'll know when you get back to the dormitory."

dormitory?Could it be! ! !

Lu Lu stepped forward and rushed upstairs, squeezing away countless spectators along the way.

Sleep has always been something that lazy people need, especially those who want to stay at home and fend for themselves by land.

A comfy bed is so lovely, but... a bed full of chicken bones and leftovers, with tempting aromas and disgusting sights, is an absolute nightmare!

Lu Lu who opened the door saw the messy bed, and suddenly felt that life was gloomy, and when he saw a certain one in front of the bed, he felt that the years were not good, and this year hit a bad star!

"You!" Lu Lu pointed at the one that was leaning against the bed and gnawed on the chicken wings comfortably, and was furious!

"You're back, husband~~" Jiaolong, who had seen Lu Lu for a long time, threw away the pitted bone in his hand, and approached with a smile, "Why did you run away from home? Could it be that I didn't serve you enough?" good?"

Lu Lu suddenly felt that the aura around him was weird, even though he was still seeing the dragon he knew, there was something in those smiling eyes that shouldn't be there.

Like a targeted prey, Lu Lu instinctively sensed the crisis.

Taking a step away to avoid the approaching Jiaolong, Lu Lu seemed to hear his own heartbeat.

"What do you want to do?"

"Of course I want to ask you to go back, husband~~" Jiaolong rushed in front of Lu Lu and grabbed Lu Lu's hand.

Jiaolong's strength was so great that Lu Lu grinned so hard that he was almost caught.

"Go back with me obediently, I will take good care of you." Jiaolong patted Lu Lu's cheek with one free hand, feeling happy.

"We have nothing to do with each other anymore, what else do you want?" Lu Lu felt more uneasy, he was thinking about when to escape, and as for how to escape, he had to play by ear.

But will he have a chance to escape this inhuman?

"Who said that?" Jiaolong showed his beautiful and neat white teeth, "You can't easily abandon your wife."

"...you are crazy!"

"No." Jiaolong overwhelmed Lu Lu, and the two fell directly to the ground.

At this time, the door of the dormitory was snapped open.

"Lu Lu!" Du Kang panted while holding the door, "You..."

Du Kang immediately saw the two people superimposed on top of each other, his eyes widened, "You..."

"Play if you have something to do, and leave the court if you have nothing to do." Jiaolong pressed Lu Lu's hand, sat on Lu Lu's body, squinted his eyes and looked at Du Kang at the door. "If you disturb someone's relationship, you will be kicked by a donkey."

Bang!

The door was closed, the sound of chaotic footsteps was far away, and Du Kang fled.

God!he will kill me!

Du Kang had no doubt that what he saw from Jiaolong's eyes just now was evil spirit!

Stronger evil spirit than when cousin Youyou was angry!

"Husband, let's have a good talk."

Jiaolong grabbed Lu Lu with one hand and pressed it on the floor, and propped his head next to Lu Lu's ear, smiling sweetly, his beautiful face looked even more beautiful, but there was a slight chill.

"Let me go!" Lu Lu was in pain from being caught, he deeply felt that he should not go back to school, he should pack up and leave the city! "Speak up if you have something to say."

"No, if someone wants to serve her husband, why don't you give him a chance?"

Jiaolong's coquettish voice is full of electricity, but at this moment, in the dangerous aura he exudes, it is extremely terrifying.

"I beg you, don't follow me."

If time could be turned back, he would definitely not be admitted to this school!

"Just tell me, what did I do wrong to make you run away in a hurry?"

Jiaolong's voice sank, his habitually smiling eyes narrowed dangerously, and the long and narrow Danfeng eyes showed coldness.

"If I'm unhappy, I'll really eat you. This is what happens when I refuse to repay my kindness."

"...you remember it?"

The coquettish Jiaolong changed, but Lu Lu was still a little disappointed.

"No!" Jiaolong replied decisively. "It has nothing to do with this, I just thought of some fragments. By the way, I really like the name you gave me, Lu Xian, hehe."

"Why don't you just leave? Why are you still torturing me?"

Even in human form, Jiaolong is very heavy, which makes him feel uncomfortable.

"Honey, I'm repaying my kindness. If you don't let me repay my kindness properly, I will be reluctant to leave. If I can't finish this life, I will just pester you in the next life. If there is no end to the next life, I will continue to the next life. There is always time to pay back. Finished."

Lu Lu wanted to cry. After being entangled these days, he knew that this was not a good person to mess with. If he was entangled for several lifetimes, would he still want to live?Could it be that he wants to discuss with Hades and simply settle down in the underworld?

"I haven't been to the back garden of Yan Wang's house, you can try it if you want." Jiaolong said coolly, "Don't think about it, I can hear it."

Lu Lu froze for an instant. Is there any privacy here?

"Between a husband and wife, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine. There's no need for your privacy." Jiaolong lowered his body and stopped right above the road, "Tell me, what should I do with you?"

"Honey, you should divorce me!" Lu Lu wanted to cry without tears. Is there anyone more unlucky than him in the world?

If Jiaolong followed him all the time, would he still have the motivation to survive?

"Suggestion to reject." Jiaolong pulled Lu Lu up and patted the dust off his body, "Let's go home."

"..."

There was no other way, Lu Lu had to obediently follow Jiaolong and left the school. Facing a group of people who watched the excitement, Lu Lu led Jiaolong who had changed back to a well-behaved appearance, and moved forward sadly, leaving the school.

God knows when the next time I come to school?

Perhaps, at that time, his sick leave had become "terminal cancer, hospitalization"?

Time passed quickly, and when Lu Lu came back to his senses, he had already stood in the house where he was temporarily settled, with a clingy and dangerous Jiaolong by his side.

In less than a day, the person who once wanted to fall in love has become like this, without even a buffer time.

"What do you still think of me? I've put up with you for a long time!" Hearing Lu Lu's heartfelt feelings, Jiaolong threw him on the sofa and jumped on him. Type of!"

"That's innocence, not an idiot, and innocent boys are cute."

Lu Lu immediately pictured the image of a beautiful boy with a shy smile in his mind, and his mind immediately jumped to a certain cute boy in the pile of "teaching materials" sent by his cousin during the summer vacation.

Like a kitten, it makes people scratch and groan unbearably, with a flushed face and big wet eyes that glow with water.

Lu Lu's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and he finally realized it!

I actually like this type!

Snapped!

Lu Lu's face was turned to one side, and he almost bit his tongue.

"Why are you crazy?" Lu Lu covered his face, turned his head, and saw the angry dragon.

"I'm happy! I want to hit you when I'm happy!"

Jiaolong snorted, raised his body and sat down heavily, just overwhelmed an important position on Lu Lu's body, immediately made Lu Lu's face pale, and his peachy fantasy flew away immediately.

"Get up!" Lu Lu almost twitched in pain, "If you make trouble again, I will beat you!"

"You don't obey husband's morals!" Jiaolong accused Lu Lu, "That kid is not as good-looking as me, why do you think he doesn't want me?"

——I really want to vomit blood!Lu Lu felt that he no longer had the motivation to live.

"Miss you? Would you like to?"

It's really cruel, what if the pressure is broken?

"Why don't you want to?" Jiaolong's claws immediately got into Lu Lu's clothes restlessly, "Do you think I know less than you?"

"Stop, this is no joke!"

"I don't listen to you!" Jiaolong immediately lifted off Lu Lu's clothes, raised his body, and grabbed the important parts. "You are really weak. You wanted to raise your head just now, but now you don't move."

So, despise it.

But Lu Lu had suffered too much today, he no longer had the energy to argue with Jiaolong about things related to a man's dignity.

"Play whatever you want, I don't care."

Lu Lu gave up on himself, and his life was missed by Jiaolong. Is he still alive?

Maybe soon he will have a face-to-face blind date with King Yama.

Maybe there is a marriage agency in the underworld, he must find a man to marry home as soon as he arrives, to comfort his fragile heart!

"Don't even think about it!" Jiaolong was furious, "I'll show you how much better I am than them!"

So, Jiaolong threw himself on Lu Lu.

Thus, Lu Lu was hit in the teeth by the reckless Jiaolong.

As a result, Xiao Lulu, who had been pulled off the protective layer—clothes—slid right between Jiaolong's legs.

As a result, Xiao Jiaolong looked at Lu Lu who was wailing, and his face turned red.

So, the incident escalated!

The author has something to say: Sahua~~~~~~