lazy man's wife

The biological mother came to the door by herself.

Dad was picked up by mom.

The wife also picked it up by herself...

My own human identity has become a monster.

After finally going to school, he was thrown into a strange club.

Lu Lu felt that his life was full of strange elements.

Lu Lu looked at the smiling "gentle" father who was exactly the same as Lu Jin's mother when she first met him.

Then look at Lu Jin, who was absent-mindedly chatting with his wife, and Jiao's wife, who brought over the earthen pot chicken and ate his mouth full of oil.

Finally, his eyes returned to the person who looked almost indistinguishable from him.

"You are my father?"

Luo Sang, who was on the opposite side of the road, nodded, "I am your father."

"You two, stop talking nonsense!" Lu Jin's mother yawned lazily.

Luo Sang walked to Lu Lu's side and patted him on the shoulder, "I've grown up, as expected, it's not fun when I grow up. Wife, let's have another one for fun."

"..."

Don't say such things in the casual "Let's eat another grape" tone!

Lu Lu's sad reminder - my child, your grandson hasn't shown his face yet! ! !

"You still want me to wait for you with the child? No way!" Lu Jin's mother rejected her husband's suggestion.

Luo Sang's father stretched out his paw and patted his son Lu Lu's head, then turned to look at his bored wife.

"Here's the meal."

Finally, the world returned to peace.

At the dinner table, Lu Lu watched his "father" and "mother" feed you and me, and also saw the gentle and incompetent mother who acted arbitrarily asking "father" to feed soup. "Dad" carefully fed the delicious chicken soup into "Mom"'s mouth...

Lu Lu lowered his head, he was too tired to swallow his meal.

Under the dining table, a white hand touched Lu Lu's leg.

Lu Lu trembled all over, almost losing his job.

"Husband~~~"

Lu Xian's little jiao's wife draws a long tune, blinks her eyes and discharges electricity, imitating another TV drama scene.

"My hand hurts, feed me."

Killed by land, petrified fly ash.

Seeing that Lu Lu was unmoved, Jiao's wife simply took Lu Lu's hand, put it on her lap, and probed down bit by bit.

"Hey, that's fine too, people won't have any objections."

"puff……"

The father-in-law who has not reached GB—the national standard—is thrown into the soup.

The face was as ruddy as a peach blossom, and the mother-in-law, who was enjoying the service with a happy face, was splashed with delicious chicken soup.

"Snapped!"

"Lu Lu! Take care of your wife and feed her!" The mother-in-law yelled.

"..."

Lu Lu, who was in shock, came back to his senses, and his brain quickly adjusted the mode.

Lu Lu's face twitched, but he still put on a smile.

"Honey, open your mouth."

Lu Xian happily opened his mouth wide, revealing pearl-like white teeth and a small pink tongue.

Lu Lu fan picked up the bowl, scooped up a spoon and threw it into Lu Xian's mouth.

Lu Xian closed his mouth, then widened his eyes, his throat almost burst into flames!

"Bah bah bah, it's so spicy!"

Lu Lu lowered his head and saw that the spoon was covered with hot red peppers.

Lu Lu suddenly broke out in cold sweat.

Lu Xian rushed out of the dining room, turned on the tap and started pouring water.

"Hehe..." The father-in-law covered his mouth and laughed, "Wife, daughter-in-law is so much fun."

Lu Jin's mother just glanced at Lu Lu, and then took her husband's hand.

"Still not progressing."

In this way, both father and son left a deep impression on the first day of meeting.

"Wife slave!" - Lu Lu commented on his father, he only knew that he was enslaved by his mother, and he had no bones!

"Idiot!" - The father shook his head and looked at his son and sighed, but he couldn't even coax his wife.

That night, Lu Lu was still coaxing his hot wife in his arms, and then he was pushed by his wife to make a human "massage" tool for the whole night.

So, when Lu Lu woke up, he felt even more haggard.

However, when Lu Lu walked out the door, he saw his father who was busy cooking in the kitchen, but he didn't find his mother who was domineering over the whole family, so he looked around curiously.

The gentle father stretched out his paw again and touched Lu Lu's head.

"Don't look at it, he is very tired now and is still resting."

……

No need to ask any more, Lu Lu already understood what happened.

An old couple who haven't seen each other for decades, can't... um... all night?

Putting down the kitchen utensils, Luosang stood in the kitchen, looking at his son who had grown to be as tall as himself, and couldn't tell what was going on in his mind.

"Lu Lu, do you still remember me?"

Lu Lu's eyes wandered. To be honest, he often dreamed that he would become a small animal, sleeping next to someone in the warm sunshine, and then there would be a gentle touch on his body, which was very comfortable and felt very comfortable. good.

So comfortable, every time he dreams of this kind of dream, Lu Lu will sleep until late.

Seeing his son's "shy" look, Luo Sang stopped asking, but changed the subject.

"Can you accept my identity?"

"..." Lu Lu didn't want to be coy, but he still didn't let go. "I'll get used to it slowly."

At the beginning, it was very easy to ask my mother to teach it, it was all because I met him when I was a child, but this father - Lu Lu really didn't have the confidence to say it out.

"Alright."

There was no disappointment on Luosang's face, he stretched out his paw again, and Lu Lu immediately avoided it.

"Stop patting my head!" Lu Lu turned his head away, his face was flushed, he was shy.

"Hehe..." Luosang's father narrowed his eyes and smiled happily.

"I'm going to wash..." Lu Lu blushed up to his ears

"Hurry up and have breakfast, you still have to go to class. I will go to school with you later, and my daughter-in-law is also going to school, right?"

Hearing that they went to school together, Lu Lu felt that he would be in a difficult situation in the near future, so he ran away immediately.

After that, as Luo Sang's father said, they went to school together...

Then, when they stepped into the school gate together, they immediately looked dumbfounded at the people on the way.

"So there are twins in our school?"

"Isn't this Brother Luo from the Polytechnic Institute? He has a younger brother?"

"Lu Lu went to school with the beautiful little shou again, poof... who is that?"

"Accidentally discovered..."

In this way, along the way, the land road is in a state of being watched.

But his wife and father were calmer than him.

When Lu Lu and Luo Sang separated and took his wife to the classroom, he saw the people in the classroom focus on him without entering the door.

Du Kang immediately greeted him out of the classroom, and then began to talk about the person he met who looked eighty percent like Lu Lu yesterday.

After hearing half of it, Lu Lu concluded that the man was his cheap father.

"I did some research later, only to find out that Luo Sang is a remarkable person, and his family actually runs a martial arts gym! And it's a very famous martial arts gym. It doesn't matter if they have three thousand disciples. Pass."

Lu Lu suddenly remembered what Luo Sang said this morning. It turned out that there was a reason why mother couldn't get out of bed.

The person who runs a martial arts gym at home has extraordinary fighting power.

After that, Lu Xian came over.

"Husband, what do you think I should eat today? My father-in-law said he can cook everything, so he asked me to make an order."

Lu Lu covered his face, he was really doing all the housework, he was so damned reluctant.

"You can have whatever you want."

"However, what I want to eat most is you, my husband." Lu Xianshui blinked his big watery eyes.

"Ahem..." Du Kang, who was sitting next to them, choked and coughed non-stop.

"Oh!"

A book was thrown onto the table in front of Lu Lu and the others.

The professor in white standing on the podium—Master Bai Ye pushed his glasses.

"It is strictly forbidden to discuss sexual issues in the classroom."

Bai Ye stared at the innocent-looking Lu Xian, without even looking at Lu Lu.

In the classroom, there was a steady stream of uproar.

Following the line of sight, everyone saw Lu Lu who was almost ashamed and wanted to turn to the seam, his family's Jiao wife, and Du Kang, an innocent non-staff.

Seeing the three of them surrounded by crowds, Bai Ye was still puzzled.

There were problems with the wine and crystal roses sent by the two of them that day!

In the end, the hunting plan he had made was ahead of schedule!

Fortunately, Li Ye is an idiot, he can't escape from being held in his hands at all, otherwise he would be a fool who lost his wife and lost his army!

Recalling the ecstasy of that night, Bai Ye was in a trance for a moment, but he quickly adjusted his mood.

Now it's class, I'm still in class, I can't desecrate the sacred podium!

After going back, hehe~~~~

A moment of silence for the poor big cousin.

So, the little days continued.

So, when Lu Lu found that his life was already in a mess, his desire to live a lazy life seemed... an unattainable goal.

So, on a rainy day, looking at the light rain outside the window, Lu Lu felt rare sadness.

Lu Xian, who opened the door and walked into the room, was holding a lot of food in his hands. Now he is unceremoniously implementing the policy of his mother-in-law, using his father-in-law as a cook and his husband as a "horse".

"Honey, there's a newly baked snack~~ It's a bit unbelievable that my father-in-law can make palace desserts."

"Honey, can you give me some private space?" Lu Lu sadly turned his gaze back from the window, facing the reality.

"Actually, I'm all your private property. Don't you have private time yet?"

Lu Xian blinked his eyes, pretending to be cute.

Seeing Lu Lu's depressed mood, he was immediately annoyed by his recent behavior.

The final conclusion-is there anything out of the ordinary?

So, Lu Xian looked at the food and her husband, hesitated for two seconds, immediately abandoned the food, jumped behind Lu Lu, hugged Lu Lu's neck, and hung on it.

"Husband, I feel sick to my stomach, why don't you come in and poke me?"

"..."

Lu Lu had the urge to shoot himself to death with a brick.

Seeing that he didn't make Lu Lu laugh, Lu Xian lost his face.

Lu Xian walked to the opposite side of Lu Lu, turned his body, and pulled Lu Lu's drooping eyelids with his hands.

"I don't like the way you look sad."

"I want to return to the days when I am free... Every day I sleep until I wake up naturally, counting money until my hands cramp."

Lu Lu began to express his feelings.

"This is how you live now, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?"

There was only a question mark on Lu Xian's head.

Lu Lu was stunned.

Indeed, he is living this kind of life now, but the premise of waking up naturally is that he feels exhausted from "working" in the middle of the night, and the money that can count to cramp is still in the bank.

"That..." Jiao's wife blushed, pointed her fingers together, and took Lu Lu's hand. "It's okay if you don't come in and poke it, but can you take a look for me? I feel hot down here, and the last two days have always... um... I can't eat enough..."

The author has something to say: Sahua~~~

Well, Lulu is really hard work.