lazy man's wife

Who will win and who will lose between Jiao's Wife and Jiaolong?

The land route is exhausted.

People are by his side, be it Jiaolong or Jiao's wife, the clinging nature of the other party is doomed that Lu Lu cannot escape.

"Honey, what about our picnic?" Lu Lu changed the subject, "Could it be eating the aquatic creatures here?"

"En!" Jiao's wife nodded heavily, "The water here is very clean, there should be an undercurrent below, which can lead to other places. Let's eat grilled fish!"

Grilled fish?

Taking advantage of being able to breathe underwater, Lu Lu quickly looked around at the surrounding scenery. The bottom of the water was so gray that no fish could be seen—could it be that he was scared away by Jiao's wife?

Although this kind of opportunity is rare, there is not much novelty about the land route.

Lu Lu touched his head, and spoke reluctantly.

"Wife...I don't know how to catch fish."

"I will!" Jiao's wife wrapped around Lu Lu's arm and pulled him to swim, "Go, I'll take you to find fish!"

The buoyant water supported Lu Lu's body, and he held Lu Xian's hand, feeling the water flowing past him.

Soon, Lu Lu saw a group of fish, and they seemed to be swimming in one direction.

Jiao's wife immediately let go of the land and rushed forward quickly, and the fish school was disturbed and ran around.

When Lu Lu saw Jiao's wife stop, she saw Jiao's wife holding a fish in her mouth and two in each hand, staring at Lu Lu with wide eyes, as if she was waiting for a compliment.

In addition to kissing, Jiao's wife's cherry-like ruddy mouth also has this function.

Lu Lu felt that he was about to suffer from high blood pressure.

"here you go."

Lu Lu sincerely praised him, if he were to catch fish at the bottom of the water, he would definitely not be able to catch a fish!

Jiao's wife happily threw the fish away.

Lu Lu cried out in shock.

However, the thrown fish did not swim away, but was packed into air bubbles and floated in the water, unable to get up or down.

Five fish are skewered like candied haws.

Jiao's wife clapped her hands, "Honey, this is the appetizer for lunch today! What else do you want to eat?"

appetizer……

Lu Lu fell silent, and then automatically thought about what to do with the five fish in his mind.

Boiled spicy fish, fish with pickled cabbage, one fish for two, fish floss, fish head tofu, braised fish...

So, after the appetizers, what's next?

Lu Lu thought sadly of his wallet, and also of the salary card of the Supernatural Research Institute.

Sure enough, ordinary people cannot afford to support goblins.

"Can you find kelp?" Other aquatic products immediately popped into Lu Lu's mind.

"They say it's kelp, of course it's in the sea." Jiao's wife wrinkled her nose, "You're embarrassing me!"

"That's not what I mean. I'm thinking about what I can eat today. If I start cooking now..." Lu Lu raised his hand, and suddenly became even more sad. The watch that had been with him for three years was ruined by water.

"Let's go up quickly! I want to eat grilled fish!"

Jiao's wife swam over to hold Lu Lu, and when he got close to Lu Lu, he also saw what Lu Lu was thinking.

"Honey, I'm sorry. I just remembered to take off your clothes and forgot my watch."

"It's okay, just buy another one."

Lu Lu opened the corner of his mouth and smiled. Sure enough, there was no peace around him, and there were minor problems all day long.

"Next time, I will definitely take off your panties!" Jiao's wife clenched her fists to express her determination.

Lu Lu, who only had a pair of underwear on, looked up at the sky speechlessly, only seeing the blue water.

After returning to the shore, Lu Lu shivered even more from the cold.

After throwing Lu Lu to the shore, Lu Xian climbed ashore with a string of fish.

"Spit out the beads, don't swallow them."

Lu Lu suddenly choked up.

"...I've already swallowed it."

"Forget it, that stone is not something precious." Jiao's wife spread her hands generously, "You will be constipated for a few days at most, it's fine."

Lu Lu grabbed the land with his head, and he knew that this Jiao wife would definitely forget to remind him of the things that should be paid attention to!

Jiao's wife continued to move forward.

The water droplets flowed down the skin, and Jiao's wife's entire body line looked more graceful, and her fair skin shone with a sandy halo in the sun.

When Lu Lu raised his head and saw this scene, he immediately covered his nose.

Sure enough, the attractiveness of Jiao's wife is infinitely positive to Lu Lu!

"Wife!" Lu Lu got up.

"Huh?" Jiao's wife, who was carrying the fish, turned her head suspiciously, then her eyes became fierce, "What are you going to do again? Don't tell me you really want to eat kelp!"

If Lu Lu dared to let him go to the beach to find kelp, he would definitely bite Lu Lu!

Lu Lu stepped on the sand and stones, approached Lu Xian, and immediately pounced on him.

As soon as he hugged Jiao's wife, Lu Lu kissed her in a haphazard manner. The more he kissed, the more excited he was, almost holding down Jiao's wife and doing the Fa-rectification on the spot.

Jiao's wife was very cooperative in meeting her husband's needs. He simply threw the fish away, then hugged Lu Lu's back, hooked his long legs around Lu Lu's waist, and squeezed the air between the two of them.

Seeing that he was about to wipe his gun and go off...

At this time, a bird called out very inappropriately.

The sound of croaking is like a baby crying.

Jiao's wife immediately pushed Lu Lu away and roared in the direction of the bird's call.

"Get out of here if you're peeping!"

Lu Lu sat down on the ground, looking at Jiao's wife who was yelling, with an embarrassing expression on his face.

The anger created by the two was still there, Lu Lu looked down at Xiao Lu Lu who had stood up, speechless.

The next second, Lu Lu smiled helplessly.

This wife really made him very, very powerless.

Immediately afterwards, the clothes were thrown into Lu Lu's arms, and when he looked up, he saw Jiao's wife smiling with her.

"Husband, put on your clothes quickly! My welfare cannot be seen by others!"

……

Lu Lu sighed, pulled his shirt over Lu Xian's body, and slapped Jiao's wife on the ass.

"Call you naughty!"

At the end, Lu Lu sighed in his heart—it feels so good.

"Put on clothes quickly!" Jiao's wife pursed her lips, grabbed the clothes indiscriminately, and helped Lu Lu put them on. "I'll catch that peeping bird later!"

"It's just a bird, forget it." Lu Lu hugged Jiao's wife, kissed his cheek, and coaxed, "Hurry up and go home?"

"No! That bird is no ordinary bird! And he's an evil bird!"

Jiao's wife struggled away and continued to dress Lu Lu.

"How do you say it? Is he also a monster?"

"He is a brain-eating bird. He imitates the cry of a baby to lure people and animals out, and then attacks humans and animals walking alone. I didn't expect that there are everything in this school!"

Jiao's wife's voice seemed to have an element of depression in it, and Lu Lu could hear it.

"Is there anything else here?"

Lu Lu thought of the president of the Psychic Research Society, Youyou who behaved strangely, and many club members he had never met before.

"You have just regained your ability. If you observe carefully for a while, you will see a big enchantment outside the school. As long as you walk around the school, you will see that there are many strange things in the school. The places are hidden, and ordinary humans can’t go to those hidden places.” Jiao’s wife finally got dressed for Lu Lu, and he picked up her own clothes and put them on indiscriminately, “The back mountain here is in the school’s Inside the barrier. That bird must not escape!"

Jiao's wife finally took care of the clothes of the two of them.

Seeing Jiao's wife's angry look, Lu Lu couldn't help rubbing his wet hair with his hands.

"Since this bird is trapped in the school, maybe it was raised by someone else, will it cause any trouble if it is taken away casually?"

"I'll ask Luo Song about that." Jiao's wife turned her head uncomfortably, and grabbed the hand that was raging on his head, "How dare you peek, I will definitely kill him!"

"You are not allowed to kill." Lu Lu remembered what Lu Jin's mother had said about cultivation, and he knew that killing was harmful to Lu Xian. "Teach him at best."

"Hmph." Jiao's wife hummed dissatisfied, "Got it..."

When Lu Lu remembered the fish he had caught, he saw the fish spread out on the beach with its mouths open one by one, and he immediately ran over to lift the fish up.

Eating fish is also killing, right?Lu Lu is tangled.

"Do you want to eat?" Lu Lu turned his head and asked Jiao's wife.

"Don't eat!" Jiao's wife was depressed, "Let's catch birds!"

Before Lu Lu could react, he was grabbed and ran by the angry Jiao wife.

Lu Lu felt that his leg was about to break. At this moment, an unpleasant bird cry came.

Immediately afterwards, Jiao's wife beside him disappeared in an instant.

There was an unpleasant bird call in the distance, so sharp that it almost hurt the eardrum.

Lu Lu almost crouched on the ground.

"Next time... I must ask clearly..."

If he went out with Jiao's wife and didn't ask what would happen beforehand, Lu Lu might encounter even more strange things.

When Jiao's wife came back, she looked satisfied, and she had many brightly colored feathers in her hand.

"Husband! I didn't kill anything." Jiao's wife reported her actions to Lu Lu.

Lu Lu sighed and looked at the feather in Jiao's wife's hand.

Lu Xian picked up the feathers and showed off: "Oh, a great harvest! My bird has been plucked!"

"As expected... oh..."

Lu Lu sighed, and then looked at Jiao's wife who asked for credit.

"Are you in the mood to eat?"

"Uh-huh!"

Jiao's wife nodded wildly, he is in a very good mood now.

Dangdang time chime sounded.

"It's two o'clock..."

Lu Lu covered his face, he didn't do anything, and it's already time for class!

"Go, let's go to class."

Lu Lu picked up Jiao's wife, and held five fish in the other hand.

After thinking for a while, Lu Lu pulled a few wicker sticks from the side of the walkway and tied the fish.

So, when Lu Lu rushed to the classroom, he saw Professor Bai Ye wearing glasses with a gentle smile on his face, looking at him and Jiao's wife inquisitively—they were still covered with moisture, and both of them had hair on their heads. Didn't do it.

"Well, let me see, did you just crawl out of the pool?"

Under the attention of the classroom full of students, Professor Bai Ye stepped down from the podium and looked up and down at the young couple who came holding hands.

"And...the smell of fish?"

Lu Lu immediately raised his hand, and the five fish tied with wicker appeared in Professor Bai Ye's sight.

After struggling for a while, Lu Lu spoke with difficulty.

"...This is a meeting ceremony."

For a moment, the students in the entire classroom felt like they were in an ice cave.

Du Kang, who couldn't bear to watch, bowed his head and began to pray.

"Student Lu Lu." Professor Bai Ye pushed up his glasses, "As a great spiritual educator who is at the forefront of your hearts during the War of Resistance, on behalf of all the professors, let me tell you an undoubted fact - I don't like fish. "

The author has something to say: the first update~~~

sprinkle flowers~~

PS: This is the one that I feel most like Professor Bai Ye

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