lazy man's wife

In the kitchen, Bai Ye was busy making dinner.

Li Ye happily ran in and hugged Bai Ye's waist from behind.

"Xiaobai, can I have ice cream?"

"No, unless you still want diarrhea."

"I want to eat, I want to eat!!" Li Ye hugged Bai Ye, rubbing his shoulder coquettishly.

"If you still have stomach after dinner, let's talk about it."

"I'll save my stomach."

Li Ye rubbed and rubbed, rubbing against Bai Ye's neck, and kissed him on the ear.

The warm breath sprayed onto the sensitive skin, Professor Bai Ye paused his hand and laughed.

"Don't make trouble!"

Bai Ye smiled, pulled Li Ye away, rubbed his head, and then pushed towards the kitchen door.

"Go out and play, Lu Lu and the others are still in the living room, you are not needed here."

"Well, you have to make the best food."

"You won't be hungry." Bai Ye looked at Li Ye amusedly, "Get out."

Li Ye looked back at the refrigerator step by step, and finally walked away with a smile under Bai Ye's gaze.

in the living room.

Lu Lu never regarded himself as an outsider.

He turned on the stereo, pulled out the CD, and sat on the floor with his wife to choose the CD and listen to the music.

When Li Ye came out, he saw CDs scattered all over the floor.

Suddenly furious.

"Lu Lu, clean up for me!"

Seeing the mess all over the floor, Li Ye felt sorry for those CDs that were thrown on the ground.

"Let's talk about it later." Lu Lu didn't turn his head, "Damn, what happened to you and Professor Bai Ye?"

"How about what?" Li Ye sat down, "What do you want to ask?"

"Don't pretend, I still don't know what you're thinking?"

Lu Lu turned his head.

"Shall I go to Professor Bai Ye and tell you about your past lovelorn romance?"

"Overland!"

Li Ye anxiously ran over and held Lu Lu's head. He turned his head to look at the kitchen, afraid that the people inside would hear what Lu Lu said.

Li Ye lowered his voice: "Don't make trouble for me!"

"Hehe..." Lu Lu laughed.

Seeing Lu Lu being held down by Li Ye, Jiao's wife immediately stepped forward to snatch her husband back.

"Don't move by land."

Li Ye put down his hand embarrassingly.

"Brother, you really fell into it." Lu Lu rubbed his nose and stood up. "Professor Bai Ye is not an easy person to get along with. Once you are caught by him, it will be too late to regret."

"Don't provoke me here, he and I haven't..."

"Everyone has been eaten, so why not talk about it?"

Lu Lu shook his head and sighed, his eyes swept over Li Ye's neckline.

Li Yeer immediately covered the neckline. "What are you looking at!"

It's a pity that Li Ye's action was too late.

What should be seen, Lu Lu has already seen it.

"Life is very good, tsk tsk." Lu Lu almost whistled.

"Lu Lu! Don't look around!" Jiao's wife was the first to eat. He pulled Lu Lu away and sat on Lu Lu. "Be careful with your eyes!"

Cousin Li Ye blushed, it was not right to leave, and it was not right to stay in the living room.

At this time, Professor Bai Ye came out wearing an apron, holding a delicious braised fish in his hand.

The braised fish in brown sauce looks very tempting.

Jiao's wife immediately stared at the fish and drooled——his appetizer!

"Why is everything quiet?"

Professor Bai Ye put down the braised fish and scanned the living room. When he saw the mess on the floor, he frowned slightly, but he quickly relaxed again.

"Go ahead, is there anything you can't say in front of me?"

Li Yedeng blushed and ran behind Bai Ye to hide. He pointed at Lu Lu and began to accuse:

"Lu Lu, you are getting more and more rascal now!"

Lu Lu coughed because of choking, and he kept coughing while hugging his wife.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! I only have one wife, and I've only been in love once. Where can I be a hooligan?"

Lu Lu was arguing that he didn't want to wear such a "high" hat.

Especially in front of the professor who controlled his credits, it would be bad luck to leave a bad impression.

Li Ye stuck out his head from behind Professor Bai Ye, sticking out his tongue.

"You just don't know what's good!"

Professor Bai Ye looked at Lu Lu, and then at Li Ye who was hiding.

There was no joy or anger in his expression, and only Li Ye dared to make noise in front of him.

"Dinner is ready, go and sit down quickly."

"Professor, don't you dislike fish?"

Lu Lu remembered what Professor Bai Ye said in class.

"I don't like fish."

Professor Bai Ye put the fish meat into the bowl without any pause, carefully removed the thorns, and then put it into Cousin Li Ye's bowl.

Li Ye complacently threw a provocative look at Lu Lu.

It seems to be saying - look at who is planted in whose hands?

Li Ye picked up the fish with satisfaction and stuffed it into his mouth, eating happily.

Professor Bai Ye added: "But I can eat fish."

"..."

Lu Lu was speechless to refute.

Afterwards, dinner was held quietly under Professor Bai Ye's suppression.

Even Jiao's wife, who likes to make a fuss, sat quietly and ate at the side, and slowly wiped out the dishes on the table, piling up a hill of fishbone—this was just an appetizer, and he had already slowed down.

In front of outsiders, Jiao's wife still remembers to be conservative and not to eat enough.

This meal, only the food eaten by land does not know the taste.

After dinner, Lu Lu sat with Jiao's wife for a while and then went home.

Because at night, the pedestrians on the road gradually decreased, and Lu Lu and Jiao's wife walked side by side without attracting attention.

"The two of them are a perfect match." Lu Lu shook his head as he walked, "I wish my cousin could be happy."

"Professor Bai Ye is not human either."

Jiao's wife said something inexplicably.

Lu Lu suddenly stopped in his tracks, "What kind of strange thing is he?"

"He seems to be the spirit of the artifact, not an ordinary monster. He has no blood in his body, only cold air."

——As long as it’s not some ferocious monster.

Lu Lu looked at the sky speechlessly.

Now it's all right, the whole family is connected with monsters.

Slowly, the two wandered back home.

Finally got some private time.

"Wife, tell me, who will our child look like?"

"Are you still thinking about this question?" Lu Xian grabbed Lu Lu's shoulder, "I said, even if my baby is a meat ball, you have to raise him!"

"Wife, I have no intention of not wanting to raise a child." Lu Lu quickly comforted his wife. "I was just thinking about what our child looks like. My mind is very simple. Look at my innocent eyes. I am so innocent. Everything I said is true."

"Pfft..." Jiao's wife was amused and she fell into Lu Lu's arms.

"Sometimes I'm thinking, why do you hold me tight?"

"Don't think about it!"

"I thought about it many times before I realized that I was really stupid."

"You are an idiot." Jiao's wife smiled, "My husband is an idiot, and I am an idiot's wife."

"Okay, stop making trouble." Lu Lu dragged over to Jiao's wife who was making a fuss, "As long as we are together. No matter what the reason is, or what the consequences are, it's not the direction of my thinking. I just need to like you well. You're right. wrong?"

"Stupid husband." Jiao's wife was still smiling. "You have to be smarter, or our son will follow you to be stupid."

Hugging Jiao's wife tightly, pressing his forehead against his head, Lu Lu touched Jiao's wife's nose.

"It's okay to be stupid, isn't it?"

Jiao's wife wrapped her arms around Lu Lu's neck and kissed his lips.

"I hope you are so stupid that you only know how to love me, and the rest is not important. I'd better drown in a honey pot."

"This way of dying is terrible. It will attract a lot of ants, and your whole body will hurt from the bite."

As Lu Lu said, he turned Jiao's wife over and pushed her down, "It's better to let me bite you!"

The kisses fell one by one, and the rest belonged to the world of the two of them.

In a blink of an eye, the days passed day by day, and it was winter vacation.

Jiao's wife's stomach was bulging day by day, and his temper was so awkward that Lu Lu couldn't bear it.

Lu Jin's mother was also unbearable, but Luo Sang's experienced father coaxed people to live in peace without causing any problems at all.

On this day, as soon as Lu Lu left school, he met everyone from the Spirit Research Club.

"Lulu, do you want to go on a winter vacation trip?" Luo Song asked.

Lu Lu thought about it, if he went out, it would be considered a relaxation, right?

So he asked, "Where are you going?"

"Youyou's family, they live on the mountain, they have a special courtyard, and there is a hot spring in the mountain."

"Sounds like a good place."

Lu Lu looked at Youyou, who was painted with thick oil paint. There was no more to the feather incident last time, and he still hasn't figured out Youyou's attitude until today.

"You can bring everyone in your family here, they probably don't like being bored in one place." Youyou's voice was still hollow, and she couldn't tell her emotions.

"Okay, I'll take them with me. Is it okay to take a few people?"

"It doesn't matter. Senior Bai Ye will also come, you seem to have a good relationship with him?" Luo Song took out a piece of paper, "This is the time and place, when the time comes, we will go there together."

"My relationship with Professor Bai Ye is alright."

Lu Lu took the paper suspiciously, and even called everyone out. Could it be something wrong?

"Why didn't you see Du Kang?"

"He has already packed up his things and left." Youyou replied, she sneered, "He actually took all of me as pets and fixed the soul, he is very good."

Lu Lu immediately took a step back, unable to bear the oncoming cold air.

Du Kang, you are a good brother!

Lu Lu breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be Du Kang who solved the matter.

Afterwards, Lu Lu returned home and conveyed the travel incident.

Lu Jin's mother immediately agreed to go out.

"I'm just going to see the ice sculptures. Since you have received an invitation from your classmate, it seems more fun to visit the Spiritual Family."

Luo Sang's father obeyed his wife's order without any objection or approval.

"I will go wherever your mother goes."

Lu Xianjiao's wife kowtowed and dozed off on the sofa.

"As long as there is food and drink, I will go."

Therefore, the Lu family collectively passed a vote and decided to travel.

Soon, it will be the day of assembly.

"It's snowing!" Jiao's wife looked out the window, a little surprised.

The cold wind, and the little snowflakes floating.

This is how inadvertently in winter, the city is dressed up in silver.

"Just put on more clothes, it's cold outside."

Lu Lu took out the prepared clothes, and he wrapped Lu Xian like a ball.

"It's much more pleasing to the eye like this, come, give me a hug!"

As Lu Lu said, he opened his arms to embrace Lu Xian.

It's a pity that because Jiao's wife has a lot of sons in her stomach, he can't hold Jiao's wife anymore.

However, this did not affect his good mood.

The snow was not heavy and did not affect the traffic of vehicles.

When Lu Lu's family came to the gathering place, they saw two cars parked there.

Professor Bai Ye seemed to be talking with Luo Song in the car, while Cousin Li Ye was playing with two children outside the car making a snowman.

"Lu Lu!" Cousin Li Ye saw Lu Lu and waved immediately.

"Whose child is this?" Lu Lu walked over, looked at the two little girls, and reached out to pat their heads.

But they escaped Lu Lu together and hid behind Li Ye.

"You are not allowed to bully anyone." Li Ye patted Lu Lu's hand away, "They are relatives of Luo Song's family, and they are precious."

Luo Song's relative?Is it a monster too?

Lu Lu immediately understood.

"Big brother, you look so strange." A little girl with ponytails leaned out and looked at Lu Lu.

Another little girl also poked her head out from behind Li Ye.

"Dog!"

"Ears are fun!"

"It's a dog! Xiaoyun wants a dog!"

Immediately, the two little girls were no longer afraid of life, they rushed to Lili and held his hand.

"Squat down, squat down!"

"I want to touch my ears!"

Lu Lu didn't know why, so he squatted down, and then he regretted it.

"Ow!"

The two little girls grabbed Lu Lu's ears on one side, and their strength was astonishing, comparable to Jiao's wife's strength.

"Dog~~"

"Brother, I want a dog~~"

"No, let him go quickly." Luo Song recalled his voice, and he approached.

Luo Song pulled away the hands of the two little girls,

"Big brother is not a dog, he is a fox."

"Brother lied."

"I do not believe!"

"This big brother is really not a dog. I will buy you two dogs. How about buying them when you come back?"

The two little girls looked at each other, seemingly in a dilemma.

"Well, I trust brother."

"I'm waiting for the dog."

Finally, Lu Lu escaped the fate of being pulled by his ears.

"Lu Lu, what did he just say?" Li Ye had a puzzled expression on his face, "Why do they say you are a dog, and what other foxes are there?"

"I said, Professor Bai Ye is not human, do you believe it?" Lu Lu asked tentatively.

Li Ye suddenly raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"how do you know?"

It seems to have a psychological basis.

Lu Lu nodded and said, "I was adopted. My real father is a human and my mother is a fox."

"Fox?" Li Ye almost screamed out. "It's not like that, just kidding!"

"This is not a joke." Lu Lu shook his head, "I won't tell you lies."

At this time, Lu Jin's mother and Luo Sang's father approached, Lu Lu smiled and pulled them back.

"This is my mother, this is my father." Lu Lu introduced them one by one, and then he watched Li Ye open his mouth in satisfaction.

"Lu Lu! Could it be that you were born of a male fox!"

"Pfft..." Lu Lu burst out laughing, his cousin's expression was too funny.