lazy man's wife

Ever since Lu Lu knew the formula that could produce milk, he fell in love with the kitchen out of control, and Jiao's wife became the second.

Thus, a family war broke out.

One day, when Jiao's wife drank another pig's trotter soup that Lu Lu eagerly brought over, she couldn't help but grabbed Lu Lu and poured the soup down for him.

"Cough cough..." Lu Lu coughed non-stop, almost being sucked into the trachea, lying on the edge of the bed and coughing hard.

"See if you still play tricks or not!"

"I...cough..."

"Husband, I like to play with you very much, but the premise is that I play with you, not you play with me."

Jiao's wife squinting at Lu Lu solemnly warned Lu Lu - he is not easy to mess with.

Looking at his wife exuding such a dangerous aura, Lu Lu's heart shuddered, and he dared not do this again.

So, in the next few days, Lu Lu honestly played the role of being "played".

So, as the New Year passed slowly, Lu Lu saw a group of relatives who came to recognize their faces, and then left after getting along within two days. He discovered a fact-it turns out that people's names and faces are hard to remember.

Yesterday I knew this was my third aunt and that was my second cousin, but today I can’t tell who my cousin is or who my uncle is.

The Luo family is a big family, just the bunch of relatives who are separated by seven or eight miles and calculated around the corner, really gave Lu Lu a headache for a long time, and finally he had to pray - go home quickly!

The New Year's Eve was a night watch in a daze, and there was no idle time from the first day to the fifteenth day of the new year.

When the fifteenth day was approaching, Lu Lu couldn't help but ran to Luosang's father to beg for mercy.

"Dad!" Lu Lu finally realized that the word "Dad" was so easy to pronounce. "When are we going home?"

"I want to leave too." Luosang's father didn't look too good-looking, "Your uncle, second uncle, and third uncle have all slipped away. Only I am still here, and I was detained!"

"Hold it?"

"Luo's house is on the mountain, and our car was driven away..."

"..."

"Hmph! I knew he had no good intentions. There is only one possibility for us to stay. He wants to throw the martial arts gym to me, but I don't want it yet!"

"Shall we sneak away?"

"Your mother's body hasn't fully recovered yet. He can't catch the cold now. And his daughter-in-law, he can't catch the cold either. The immunity of the four children is not high. If they have an accident, they will definitely have nowhere to seek medical treatment... "

Luo Sang's father began to list the reasons why they couldn't leave, and Lu Lu stood there dumbfounded, feeling more and more hopeless in life.

Therefore, Lu Lu, their four adults and four babies were left at Luo's house.

The new year has passed, and the small year has passed, and the lively relatives have finished walking.

Seeing that school was about to start, Lu Lu was anxious.

Even if he doesn't want to be a top student, doesn't want to stand out, and just wants to live an ordinary lazy life, he can't be dropped out of school!

In the end, it was Jiao's wife who saw that Lu Lu was abnormal.

So, Jiao's wife, who was lying on the bed and almost rusted, grabbed Lu Lu and pressed her directly to oppress Lu Lu with her body.

The little problem in Lu Lu's mind, Jiao's wife knew it after a little mind reading.

Immediately, Jiao's wife looked at Lu Lu with a look of terror in her eyes.

"Is your brain made of straw? It's just trapped by a human being using a trick. Why can't you think of finding a solution with me and my mother?"

"What way?" Lu Lu's eyes lit up, and then darkened instantly, "No, you and mom's bodies can't be forced."

Jiao's wife was happy in her heart, and Lu Lu knew that she cared about him.

"Stupid husband, don't you still have those people from the Spirit Research Institute?"

"Rosong?"

Lu Lu obviously forgot about those people.

However, when Jiao's wife mentioned the Supernatural Research Institute, thinking of Luo Song, he also thought of the two months' salary he had lost, and his heart ached.

Jiao's wife nodded.

"They have a lot of ways to get us away. This is just an ordinary house, and it's not a dangerous place. For them, it's a place where they can come and go freely. And it's the end of the new year now. Just call them and they will You can find time to rush over. At that time, no matter how the Luo family blocks you, there is nothing you can do."

Lu Lu's eyes couldn't be brighter anymore, and he immediately took out his cell phone to make a call.

The phone beeped twice and was connected immediately.

Lu Lu shouted excitedly.

"Du Kang!"

"...Who are you?" The unfamiliar male voice stopped Lao Lu holding the phone.

Lu Lu took the phone away, looked suspiciously at the phone interface, it was indeed "Du Kang is connecting"

Putting the phone to his ear again, Lu Lu asked carefully.

"...I'm looking for Du Kang, isn't he here?"

"Who are you?" The voice on the other end of the phone was cold.

"I am his roommate and also his colleague." Lu Lu's intuition sounded the alarm, and he quickly clarified the relationship.

"Kangkang is still practicing, do you have anything important?"

"No..." But I'm in a hurry!

Before Lu Lu finished speaking, he heard the voice on the other side of the phone.

"Call back tomorrow."

The phone was hung up mercilessly.

Holding the phone, Lu Lu was speechless for a while, looked at his wife who was blinking and waiting for his result, and immediately made another call decisively, the target - Luo Song.

"Hello?" It was Luo Song himself who connected.

"Luo Song, I'm Lu Lu."

"I see that it's obvious, what's the matter with you?" Luo Song's tone was always flat, seeming a little careless.

Feeling Luo Song's aura, Lu Lu paused.

"Happy New Year, and I want to ask you for help."

"Happy New Year. Tell me." Luo Song readily agreed, "As long as it's not murder, arson, or stealing, I'll take any job."

Why does it sound so awkward?

Lu Lu suddenly became tangled.

"Well...we are at my dad's house, there is a little problem here, we are trapped in the house on the mountain by the Luo family, we have no vehicles, we can't leave here. My wife and mother just gave birth , and cannot use their abilities, so I asked you for help."

"Where is the mountain?"

Hearing this tone, it seems that he agreed.

Lu Lu immediately reported the Luo family's address.

"Wait."

The phone was hung up.

Holding the phone, Lu Lu stared at the hangup screen—I really wanted to make a call and hang up again!

"He agreed?"

Jiao's wife interrupted Lu Lu's daze.

"He said let's wait."

"Then just wait." Jiao's Wife nodded, "He should be here soon."

Just as Jiao's wife finished speaking, the sound of a car's engine came from outside the Luo family's main house.

The fiery red car narrowly stopped ten centimeters outside the gate. Luo Song with an indifferent expression got out of the car and rang the doorbell.

Not long after, someone came out.

The doorman, who had seen Luo Song's arrogant driving skills from the very beginning, immediately felt extremely depressed when he stood in front of Luo Song.

"What's the matter with you?"

"I'm looking for Luo Sang and Lu Lu. You can tell them that Luo Song is here."

The guard immediately ran back and dialed the phone in the house.

Lu Lu just walked out of the room, wanting to make a pot of fish porridge for Jiao's wife.

But he saw the housekeeper hurriedly walking towards the door.

The butler saw the land route.Come up immediately.

"Master Lu, do you have a friend named Luo Song?"

Lu Lu's eyes widened suddenly, did he arrive so soon?

"He's here? Ah, he's my guest, let him in quickly!"

Lu Lu ran outside the door, just in time to see the fiery red car - the faint person on the car was Luo Song.

However, when Lu Lu wanted to see the shape of the car clearly, he found that the things in front of him became a little bit blurred.

Within a few minutes, Luo Song walked into the Luo family's main house and stood in front of Lu Lu.

"Your mother and wife gave birth? Didn't anything strange happen?"

"Why do you ask me?" Lu Lu was curious, "Could it be that there will be 'accidents' after giving birth?"

"It seems to be fine, I'm just curious whether your sons look like dragons or foxes."

Luo Song sniffed the air and immediately walked towards the stairs.

"They are all in human form!" Lu Lu argued, "Besides, can my son grow into the opposite sex?"

"Natural human form?" Luo Song paused on the steps, turning his head to look at Lu Lu.

"That's right, if you don't cultivate, you will be a human. My son is a genius!" Lu Lu was triumphant.

However, Luo Song ignored Lu Lu's smiling and showing off, and quickened his pace upstairs.

When Luo Song stood in Jiao's wife's room and saw the three meatballs, it seemed that the tension on his body disappeared.

"Can you bear the bumps in your current appearance?"

Luo Song asked straight to the point.

Jiao's wife nodded directly.

"My children and I can act at any time, however, I don't know much about postpartum events, you'd better ask your mother."

Luo Song shook his head, his eyes locked on the boring little bun who spit bubbles.

"Actually, there is nothing to pay attention to. As long as you regain your strength, no matter how long the bumpy journey is, it will not be a problem."

"Can we go?" Lu Lu interjected happily.

"You can leave right away, do you want to clean up?"

"Well, can I ask when we can go back to school?" Lu Lu's mood jumped up.

Luo Song's answer was very concise.

"soon."

really fast...

When Lu Lu came back to his senses, Luo Song had already been exempted from inspection to play with his parents. The family of four and four broke through the Luo family's obstruction with their luggage, and stuffed them into the car that Luo Song drove.

Then they walk away.

"Luo Song, your seat is fine?" Lu Jin's mother touched the door and window of the car with a smile on her face.

"I always knew he was fine."

"It seems that your identity should not be underestimated."

Luo Song didn't respond to this sentence, he just smiled.

"Is this car nice?"

Lu Lu looked around in the car, but he didn't see anything unusual.

"Not a car."

Jiao's wife tugged at Lu Lu's hand, "You have to look carefully."

Lu Lu suddenly froze—could it be something strange?

However, no matter how long his eyes waited, he didn't see anything strange about this car.

Seeing Lu Lu's bewildered look, Jiao's wife simply pulled Lu Lu's head and stuck out her tongue to lick his eyes.

Feeling itchy on land.

"Stop it."

"Don't wipe it off, take another look." Jiao's wife pressed Lu Lu's hand.

Lu Lu opened his eyes, then froze.

Where is this car?They are literally sitting on a low-flying bird!

The fiery red bird's body is very wide, and they are not necessarily crowded when they sit down. Moreover, it seems that there is something above them that blocks the flowing air.

"what is this?"