It's such a comfortable day.

How come the more you wash, the dirtier it gets!

Mo Bei, who was soaking in the pond, rubbed his arms vigorously.Good guy, it looks like he hasn't bathed in months, his whole body is black and oily, just like a seabird that just came out of the oil-spilled Gulf of Mexico.While taking a bath, Mo Bei clasped his hands together and muttered in his heart: "Fish and shrimp in the water, you are suffering, and occasionally environmental pollution can strengthen your physique, although I haven't seen any live stuff yet. "

After destroying the corpse in the bathroom, Mo Bei listened to the situation in the dormitory outside, well, there was no sound.The herd of animals hadn't returned to school yet.Opening the bathroom, I stretched out my head to confirm again.Fortunately, if all the best friends in the dormitory return to school, the one-hour shower must be to see if I fell into the toilet.

With one hand on his hips and the other pinching his face, he stared at the mirror in front of the pool. A feeling of powerlessness and helplessness slowly emerged in Mo Bei's heart, and gradually turned into madness.God, how do you want me to go out and meet people!Why!Why! !It turns out that I'm just a small boy with red lips and white teeth, and occasionally a beautiful and youthful crumpled bean.Why, I just took a shower and came out like this! !Look, look, the skin is white and tender; the hair and pores are probably invisible with a microscope; look at the hair, although it hasn't grown or shortened, but the color is black and shiny It is as smooth as PS.The eyebrows, eyes, and mouth are not bad when you pick them out individually, but when you put them together, the feeling is just two words: evildoer.

Be firm!

Although occasionally I envy the handsome appearance of those popular male stars on TV!

Although I found out that the water in your jade card space is extremely mysterious after taking a shower!

"But you can't wash me, a new and good young man in the 21st century, into such a look!" Mo Bei broke down and complained, "Look, what words can be used to describe the person in the mirror: fresh and refined, extremely glamorous , country beauty and heavenly fragrance, sinking fish and falling geese, closed moon and shameful flowers..." [Baby, you are already out of your mind~]

Mo Bei walked to the bed weakly, looked at the muscular man poster, and could only say: Schwarzenegger, goodbye.I don't think I'll ever be able to exercise those biceps of yours in my life.

It was disappointment before, now it is despair.

I fell asleep with my head covered, and it was already evening when I woke up.I feel better too.Mo Bei thought to himself: The evildoer is the evildoer, and this day is still going on.

You have your Zhang Liangji, and I have my bridge ladder.Darken the face, and then slowly transition, so there won't be so many attention rituals.As the saying goes, one white covers three ugliness, but if it doesn’t work, I use black to cover beauty!

The effect of water in this space is also amazing.After thinking about it again and again, he decided to study the efficacy of this water further.At least this beauty effect is very good.Next time I will pack a bottle and send it to my mother.

-----Monster's Mo Beidi dividing line-----

Mo Bei also had the fantasies of those starting men, suddenly one day he would have super technology in his hand, and the beautiful woman would cry and want to be with him.Fantasies are fantasies after all, he never thought that such a pie in the sky would fall on his head.It's like he never imagined winning 500 million, because he never bought a lottery ticket from the beginning to the end.

Obtaining this space ignorantly, she suddenly felt compelled to take a bath, washing herself so badly that she couldn't go out to meet people.

Occasionally, when he is free, he will pinch himself to feel whether he is in the real world.

Speaking of tidying up this space is a long way to go!The mountain is lush and lush, and the grass below the mountain is overgrown. No matter how hard it is, it will take a lot of effort to rectify it.

One of the benefits of studying gardening at an agricultural school is that no one will make a fuss when you walk around the school with all kinds of farming tools.

Hello!This classmate, please let your sheep move, don't take such a way, although I also sympathize with the fate of your sheep! [A child who is going to attend animal anatomy]

You said it’s not a problem to keep running to the toilet or the space while holding farm tools these days!Looking at the half acre of land in the space that has been worked so hard, it is sprinkled with red and white radish seeds bought from the flower market.Mo Bei burst into tears in his heart, do I have to come quietly every time, and then leave quietly?

And the buddies in the dormitory also came back one after another.Mo Bei can no longer jump into the space as he pleases in the dormitory.

Safety is the first priority!

I looked through the bank card that my mother used to transfer money, and planned my life for the next month.Mo Bei decided: Rent a house.Where houses are cheap, everyone on the earth knows the villages in the city around the school.However, the village in the city was not in Mo Bei's consideration.There are also advantages to getting along well with the teacher.I took the time to talk to the teacher about my idea of ​​renting a house, no, it was done in two days.It happened that a teacher moved, and the house became vacant. The location was good, and the rent price was reasonable.What else is there to say, just move!

The five buddies in the dormitory are all here, just in time to move him "home".It happened to be a gathering, and to be able to kill Mo Bei, and the few buddies were also happy.

This is worthy of saying that a family does not enter a house.Anyway, the first thing a few buddies said when they saw Mo Bei was basically: Did you go to Korea for plastic surgery?Although he had already smeared his face, he still couldn't hide his handsome nature.

The teacher's house is near the school, a small apartment with one bedroom and one living room.The rent is not expensive, and you don't have to share the rent with others, which is the most suitable for Mo Bei.He doesn't have many things, you can carry a few boys, and I will carry some, and they will be moved in one trip.The teacher applied for retiring from the dormitory, and it is estimated that it will be the end of the semester, and it happens to be able to get together with the buddies in the dormitory from time to time.

On a cool summer night, the snack street is bustling with people. A few big boys are eating hot pot and drinking cold beer. It's so pleasant.

Going out to get together is naturally to blow up interesting stories about the summer vacation, and naturally mentions Mo Bei's handsome "skin".

Mo Bei was also helpless for a while, drank a sip of beer, and probably couldn't explain it today: "First of all, I didn't go to Bangzi for plastic surgery. If you want to talk about how my face became like this, you have to talk about it during summer vacation. My cousin had some pimples on her face, so she went to an old doctor of Chinese medicine. The old doctor of Chinese medicine is really good. The anti-acne ointment developed by himself is really good. I don’t think my cousin has good results after using it for a few days , I also have acne marks on my face, this internal and external use, the effect is great. I also regret it! Recently, I have to wear a hat when I go out, or a pair of shining light bulb eyes staring at you, you will soon become a rare bird gone."

As soon as he finished speaking, five pairs of chopsticks were facing him, trying to flatten him.Mo Bei hurriedly covered his head and shouted, "What are you doing! You guys are upset~"

In the middle of the noise, the matter of Mo Bei's "skin" was settled.

It is said that Mo Bei was chased and blocked by girlfriends of several buddies. Although he said that he valued sex over friends, he finally signed an unequal treaty and promised to bring the old Chinese doctor's acne cream when he came back from the winter vacation.

It is said that this semester, the business of the traditional Chinese medicine shop near the school is also very good. Those old Chinese medicine doctors who are over fifty years old have finally transferred from the sun at the door to the ranks of prescribing medicines in the shop.