Cultivation of Diabolic Beasts by Relatives and Friends

The directors of the Antique Collection Association regularly participated in the identification and exchange meetings. In the past, many people were absent, but this time they were all eagerly waiting for the day of the event. They said they were identifying a few controversial antiques, but they were actually identifying Yang Xiaokong. Yang Xiaokong was so nervous that he didn't sleep all night, and he didn't have the appetite to eat after getting up early. He put on his tie in front of the full-length mirror with a sad face, and muttered, "Professor Bai, tell me, if I make a mistake, will I die a miserable death?" ?”

Bai Zuohan put his hands in his pockets, leaned sideways in front of the full-length mirror, tilted his head and looked at him, "It's okay if you make a mistake, I don't want you to be a bullshit president when you are young!"

Yang Xiaokong replied, "I'm not young."

"I say you are young, even if you grow ten years longer, you will be as small in front of me." Bai Zuohan grabbed his tie and brought him closer to him, "You can't even tie a tie, stupid! "

Yang Xiaokong lowered his hands obediently, and looked at Bai Zuohan with a smile.

Bai Zuohan slapped his melon seeds on the head, "Look at me for what? Look at my hands, learn how to tie them."

"I don't want to learn it. If I learn it, you won't give it to me."

"It's really a child's talk." Bai Zuohan couldn't help laughing, "In the future, if I'm not by your side, you don't need to use a tie."

Yang Xiaokong nodded, lowered his eyes, and agreed softly: "Okay."

Bai Zuohan fastened his tie, tugged it, then kissed him on the lips, and said softly: "Wei Nanhe wants to fight Du Youshan with you, if we can't fight, we will withdraw, don't be nervous."

Yang Xiaokong hugged Bai Zuohan, rested his chin on his shoulder, sniffed his hair and cheeks like a puppy, and seemed to gain a lot of courage, "Mm! I'm not nervous."

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Hearing that Yang Xiaokong was going to show off his talents at the appraisal exchange meeting, Le Zhengqi also wanted to see it, so he pestered Wei Nanhe and begged, "Nanhe, take me to see it!"

"You can't go." Wei Nanhe pulled him away, "Your Excellency is doing business! Non-related people are not allowed to enter."

"I'll hide from the door and peek!"

"Don't cause trouble for me." Wei Nanhe turned around and wanted to ask Bai Weiyu to watch Le Zhengqi, but he saw Bai Weiyu wearing a police uniform, and said in shock, "You..."

Bai Weiyu pushed up the brim of his hat, "Wow, how are you, handsome? I can go anywhere in this outfit! Xiaoqi, let's go, I'll show you."

The corner of Wei Nanhe's mouth twitched, "You! Where did you get the uniform?"

"Duan Sha, I've wanted to try it a long time ago, that bastard refuses." Bai Weiyu laughed wildly three times, "If he refuses, I'll steal it, what can I do?"

Le Zhengqi looked at him with disgust, "The clothes are too big! Duan Sha wears this majestic outfit, why do you look like a rat poison seller?"

Wei Nanhe immediately dialed Duan He's phone: "Hey, Teacher Duan, tell your brother quickly, Bai Weiyu is running around in his uniform."

Bai Weiyu retreated again and again, terrified, "Brother Wei, how could you be like this..."

Half an hour later, Duan Sha arrived in shock and anger, stuffed Bai Weiyu into the car, and stripped him of his clothes, "Do you dare?"

Bai Weiyu shivered from the cold, "Give me some clothes, I'm cold, I'm cold."

Duan Sha turned on the heater, "Is it still cold?"

Bai Weiyu yelled: "The uniform is amazing? Will I die if I wear it? Next time I wear it and run on the road to stop fines for speeding and overloading cars. I earn all the fines for nothing!"

Duan Sha made a fuss, and stripped off the last pair of underwear on his body, "Try it!"

Bai Weiyu covered his little brother, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Le Zhengqi leaned on the car window and looked in, "Weiyu! Nanhe is gone..."

Bai Weiyu got angry, "What can I do? You can't let me run naked!"

Duan Sha stuffed all the clothes into the trunk, checked the time, and started the car impatiently when he came back, "I've been out for a long time, I have to go back to work."

Bai Weiyu begged pitifully, "Take me back first and change my clothes."

"No time." Duan Sha said coldly, "I parked the car in the unit's parking lot, and you just waited for me to get off work."

"Duan! Do you want to freeze me to death?"

"Leave the keys in the car with the heat on, you can't die."

Bai Weiyu stopped talking, muttering to himself: I will drive back as soon as you leave.

Duan Sha went on to say: "If you dare to drive back, I promise to kill you."

Bai Weiyu grinned, and said with a mournful face, "I just tried on your uniform? As for being so angry..."

Duan Sha parked by the side of the road, turned his head and stared at Bai Weiyu with a murderous look, his fist was about to move, thinking about it, it was not appropriate to hit the face, head, or butt, so he leaned forward and pushed him, angrily said : "Do you think you are Le Zhengqi? You don't know how serious you are in your twenties! Wearing police uniforms indiscriminately, driving without a license, if you want to be detained so much, I will satisfy you!"

Bai Weiyu collapsed, lifted the seat cover and rolled it up to wrap himself up, his mouth was still provocative: "Bahaha, I made you angry again! Your concentration is really getting better and better. It's too bad, I get angry every time; who taught you not to laugh? You give me a smile every day, and I won't mess with you..."

Duan Sha clenched his fists with a "clack" sound, took a deep breath, and let it out slowly, feeling that he was about to be driven crazy by Bai Weiyu's stupid face!

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Du Youshan finally realized that Yang Xiaokong's ability to know things by touching them is the same as Mr. Wei's. Like other antique experts, using a magnifying glass and a flashlight, there is no need to think about it, and the identification is only in a split second.

Du Youshan watched with cold eyes and did not speak from the beginning to the end. What Wu Jia said was true. There is no suspense whether this kind of ability is true or not. Yang Xiaokong's ability, no matter for him, Du Youshan, Wei Nanhe, or even all the businessmen who rely on antiques for a living, Neither is good.

Yang Xiaokong held the mouth of a Western Zhou celadon-glazed double-line jar, and gestured at the lower end of the jar, "This is a remnant piece, there are no flaws from here to the mouth of the jar, but there is a large area of ​​fetal bone on the abdomen, which is a big problem. The glaze was not bitten with strong acid, I think it has a certain age, it should be buried in the ground by antique craftsmen in the Republic of China to make it old..."

Wei Nanhe sat beside him, sipping tea casually, and looked across the long table at the same silent Du Youshan; the two of them looked at each other, and Wei Nanhe had a slightly provocative smile on his face. After the doubtful antique appraisal, Yang Xiaokong's ability does not need to be boasted or approved by him, it depends on others' eyes to see.

Wei Zhenxi's hand has been extinct for several years, and now the most scientific method can only rely on carbon fourteen, and the young people who suddenly appear can even overturn the carbon fourteen appraisal results, making old men who have been appraisal experts for decades Guys, I was a little caught off guard.

The letter of recommendation submitted by Wei Nanhe is signed and sealed by Wei Zhenxi, coupled with Yang Xiaokong's sharp-edged skill of "knowing things by touching them", no one will be more competitive when he is re-elected in a month; It is said that the pressure of public opinion will also make the directors who vote for each vote one-sided.

After the meeting ended, Du Youshan stood up and patted the hem of his suit, then turned and left the conference room; Wu Jia followed closely behind: "Boss Du, what are your plans?"

"I don't plan. I can't fight for the chairman of this term. I will let him go." Du Youshan's expression was very bad.

Wei Nanhe called out behind him: "Boss Du!"

Du Youshan stopped in his tracks, his stiff expression eased, and he boasted against his will: "Nan He, your junior brother is really better than blue!"

"Thank you." Wei Nanhe said one after another in the scene: "He is still very young and needs to be tempered! But he must be more promising than the two of us. There are talents in the country!"

Du Youshan laughed dryly, "I have something to do, so excuse me first."

"Wait a minute, I still have something to ask." Wei Nanhe walked over and asked, "When is the rich buyer of that coffin going to sell?"

Seeing that his plan was clearly seen by others, Du Youshan didn't feel flustered. He smiled so that the corners of his mouth twitched. He turned around and said, "At the end of this month! Professor Wei is interested, so you can join in the fun."

"Du Youshan." Wei Nanhe walked around in front of him, "We Ming people don't talk dark words, I advise you not to sell that coffin."

Du Youshan teased: "If you don't sell it, can you keep it for my own use?"

"You've sold enough things!" Wei Nanhe looked at him calmly, "You also know that it's easy to sell but hard to buy back. You will never be able to buy back that Ru Kiln Guanyin in your lifetime! Don’t do anything you regret.”

When Du Youshan mentioned the Ru Kiln Guanyin handed down by his family, Du Youshan felt a sharp pain in his heart, and the expression on his face changed suddenly, he could no longer pretend to be kind, "What I sell is my business, it has nothing to do with you! And I never I have never regretted it!"

Wei Nanhe refused to give an inch, "It's wrong, what you sell is not your business alone; whether you regret it or not, you know for yourself!"

Du Youshan sneered, "It's over? Wei Nanhe, I bought as many things as you. Don't pretend to be noble for me!"

"It's understandable to use storage to keep collections, but what you are throwing away are not ordinary antiques, and you can't decide whether to keep them or not according to your own preferences."

"My stuff, why can't I make up my mind?"

"I don't want to give you too much of a hat."

"Cultural traitor!" Du Youshan pointed to his head, and said in a joking tone, "I ask you, last year fifteen boxes of funeral objects from the Western Han Dynasty were smuggled to Japan, and the ship was almost entering the high seas. Who recovered them? Before the government got the news, it was robbed and looted by fishermen. Who sent people to control the small fishing village and saved everything? I won’t mention anything further away. If I don’t do it properly A few traitors, where do you get the financial resources? Professor Wei, you go to class every day to sell your mouth, but how much money do you have to do big things? At most, you hired someone to steal more than 100 dishes from under my nose. I opened my eyes and closed my eyes. You go, you feel that you are so great!"

Wei Nanhe was choked speechless.

"Go back to teach your class! The most important thing is to secure your salary." Du Youshan raised his eyebrows proudly, "Make a few decent high imitations and sell them to me in your spare time, earn some extra money and pocket money, and you should be satisfied."

"My cooperation with you ends today." Wei Nanhe was angry and funny, and really wanted to punch that swollen face.

Du Youshan exaggeratedly elongated the ending: "Yeah? I was blunt and accidentally offended Professor Wei, so there's no need for you to be angry with me!"

Wei Nanhe wrote a number on his palm, "Look clearly, this is the money you owe me. I want your Western Zhou flat-footed tripod."

"What Western Zhou flat-footed tripod? I don't know." Du Youshan pretended to be stupid.

Wei Nanhe sarcastically said: "It seems that I know what you have better than you. Do you want me to remind you? Not long ago, a nouveau riche went bankrupt, and the loan sharks ransacked the house and found a series of sacrificial objects. The bronze dagger was bought by someone else, and the rest is yours."

Du Youshan didn't speak, his eyes were cold.

"I know the details of each of those ritual vessels. With the money I have saved with you, it is not too much to ask for a tripod. Don't be too stingy." Wei Nanhe waved Du Youshan's hand Collar, with a relaxed and menacing tone: "Du Youshan, don't think that I don't know what you did. The ruins of the official kiln have been dug below 48 meters, right? It's wise to accept it when you see it."

Wu Jia looked at Du Youshan in astonishment, how did he know about the ruins of the official kiln?

Du Youshan knew that the other party's connections extended in all directions, and it was not difficult to obtain information about the ruins of the official kiln, "Okay, I'll send someone to deliver what you want immediately!" He pushed Wei Nanhe away, strode away, and left a sentence "I do things in my own way. I advise you, don't meddle in your own business." The two have held each other back for so many years, and it is of great significance that a descendant who has opened the eyes of the sky will appear on the stage. Yang Xiaokong is undoubtedly on the side of Wei Nanhe, Tuqiong Now, why put on airs again?From now on, we can no longer live in peace!

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Lezheng Seven is finally going to be an adult, on Saturday, after that kid's birthday, no smoking, no drinking, no staying out, these bullshit rules, bye bye!Seeing that the weekend is approaching, Wei Nanhe is not at ease when he thinks about it, he will set an example to quit smoking and drinking, and he will force all the people in Gongcifang and Zhuangbitang to quit smoking and drinking, so as to give happiness to the good children of the new century. Zhengqi is an example!

The mountains and valleys were desolate. To a scumbag, not smoking is like a baby without a pacifier. Bai Weiyu endured and endured until he got home and broke out, smoking one cigarette after another; I couldn't go on anymore, and persuaded: "You smoke too much, just quit!"

Bai Weiyu rolled his eyes, "How could it be too much? I always smoke a pack of cigarettes a day. I used to arrange smoking time regularly, but now I can't smoke during the day, so I have to smoke all at night."

"Will you die if you don't smoke a pack?"

"I'm going to die! By the way, give me some money tomorrow." Bai Weiyu lay on the bed, puffing smoke, playing games with great interest, and chattering old-fashionedly: "Oh, Xiaoqi is an adult, I think I The first time I saw him, he was only 1.4 meters, and he grew into a man in a blink of an eye, time makes people old!"

Duan Sha took the cigarette from his mouth, shook the ash, stuffed it into his own mouth and smoked it in one gulp, and poked it into the ashtray beside the bed, "There are already several holes in the sheet, you are not allowed to smoke on the bed in the future."

"I'm not free now, I'll settle the score with you later!" Bai Weiyu tapped the mouse, clicked randomly, and there was a "boom, boom, boom" in the laptop.

Duan Sha wanted to be intimate with him, so he said anxiously, "Stop playing!"

"Don't make noise!" Bai Weiyu patted Duan Sha's hands on his waist, "I'll teach you how to play, come and see."

"Play again! I removed it for you."

"If you remove it, I won't pretend again? Ah bah!" Bai Weiyu was completely unthreatening, "You learn it! If you don't accept new things, you will grow old soon!"

Duan Sha had no choice but to lie on his side beside him, holding his shoulders and watching the game silently; Bai Weiyu blew up all his accomplices to death, grabbed the equipment and continued to rush forward, spitting: "These people are slowing down, it's a waste of money!" It’s better to give all the equipment to Lao Tzu!”

Duan Sha was speechless, "If you are like this, who will dare to partner with you in the future?"

Bai Weiyu said heartlessly: "Never mind him, anyway, I'm already notorious!"

Duan Sha smiled, "I know you're not a good guy just by watching you play the game."

"Thank you for the compliment." Bai Weiyu stared at the screen intently, and played for a few more minutes, but he was still dead, and hit the keyboard angrily, "Fuck! This is a broken game! Don't play it anymore." When he looked up, he saw Duan Sha's face With a smile, he said pleasantly, "Are you snickering while I'm not paying attention?"

Duan Sha turned his face away, "I like to smile or not, do you care about me?"

Bai Weiyu pulled his face, "You fucking laugh once every ten days and half a month, how dare you not let me see it? I warn you, next time you want to laugh, tell me in advance, otherwise I will never end with you!"

Duan Sha grabbed Bai Weiyu's wrist, hugged him and kissed him, "Didn't you ask me for money just now? How much?"

"A few hundred dollars!"

"several hundred?"

Bai Weiyu scratched his head in embarrassment, "I bought a gift for Le Zhengqi, what do you think?"

Duan Sha put a serious face on his face, "Then one hundred!"

"Isn't it too little?" Bai Weiyu went crazy, "I still need to ask you for a hundred?"

Duan Sha let him go, annoyed, "Just give me a hundred, love or not."

Bai Weiyu shook his shoulder, "Why are you so stingy? Give him more, I didn't even give him a red envelope when he went to college..."

Duan Sha turned his back to him, "I'm not generous enough to give money to my rival."

Bai Weiyu was taken aback, "What rival in love?"

"..." Duan Sha regretted so much that he wanted to bite off his tongue.

"Xiaoqi is your rival in love?" Bai Weiyu sneered recklessly, "How long ago did this happen? I thought you never minded such things!"

Duan Sha was bored for a long time, and said, "I don't mind."

"Wahhahaha..." Bai Weiyu laughed wildly three times, "Is your reflexes too slow? Are you really Zhu Bajie's reincarnation?"

Duan Shayan succinctly answered him with one word: "Get lost!"

"So you've been secretly jealous? You've been sour for more than half a year, why haven't you been pickled into strips of pickled peppers and radish?" Bai Weiyu put his hands on his forehead and put on what he thought was the most handsome pose, "I apologize, alas, those The past has gone with the wind, and you still miss it so much. No wonder you. You can only blame God for being so unfair to me. I was born with such a beautiful appearance, good character and learning, which made you feel Too low self-esteem is not good enough for me, it's a crime! It's not what you think, I..."

The little good mood that Duan Sha had brewed today disappeared, and he kicked Bai Weiyu out of bed, "Go take a shower, I'll turn off the light and go to sleep."

Bai Weiyu laughed so hard that he fell down, climbed up and begged: "Give me some money, Brother Duan!"

Duan Sha turned off the light, squeezed his claws away, and squeezed his claws to the corner of the bed angrily.

Bai Weiyu pestered him persistently, "Brother Duan, your rival in love is about to grow up, why don't you buy him a watch?"

"Here is 50 yuan, and you can buy one at the street stall."

Bai Weiyu gnawed at his face, "I listen to you, five hundred is five hundred, you are so generous, chirp!"

"I said fifty!"

"I'm not deaf! You don't need to repeat it so many times, five hundred is enough to buy a good watch."

Duan Sha shouted angrily: "Baiweiyu!"

"Oh!" Bai Weiyu slid into his arms with a shameless face, "My dear, what do you want me to do?"

Duan Sha's heart was suddenly softened by the words "dear", "I don't have any cash, it's stuck in my wallet, you can get it yourself tomorrow."

Bai Weiyu responded happily, and asked again: "I've wanted to ask you for a long time, whose birthday is the password, right? The year doesn't belong to your parents, nor does it belong to you..."

Duan Sha suddenly became cold, it belonged to Wu Jia.

When he was a soldier, several people went to the bank to open an account together. His password was set to six ones. Wu Jia made fun of him: "Don't be too casual. If the password is set, it is not set."

He glanced at Wu Jia, thought for a while, and set a date for the other party's birthday.

He has always been in such a high-profile and blatant crush. Wu Jia stood by and saw that the password he entered was his birthday. He smiled awkwardly and turned away. This password has been used for ten years. If you stay by Wujia's side all the time, you should have a good ending, and Wujia won't change that much.

"Why aren't you talking?" Bai Weiyu poked him with his elbow.

He scratched the bridge of Bai Weiyu's nose, "The password is meaningless, I will change it tomorrow, let's change it to your birthday!" Anyway, there is no intersection with Wujia, so speaking out will only make Bai Weiyu, a cheapskate, angry Huai, it is better not to say.

Bai Weiyu smiled silly, "You are so hypocritical!"

Duan Sha let out a "hum", "Then don't change it."

"How dare you!" Bai Weiyu got up and found his salary card in the dark, secretly delighted for a long time.