Defrauding Teachers and Stealing Love

As soon as Professor Wei came back, he began to scold Bai Weiyu, and even Xia Wei and Duan He, who came to play with them, could only endure Professor Wei's long scolding, while Le Zhengqi Sitting beside Yang Xiaokong's bed, he was eating quail eggs.

After Professor Wei taught Bai Weiyu a lesson for a while, he finally concluded: "I beg you, can you grow your brain? What else do you do besides quarrel and fight? See for yourself, nothing is done well. , In the end, didn’t you want me to help you clean up the mess, and you actually dragged Yang Xiaokong into the water this time?”

Bai Weiyu opened his mouth to defend himself, but Le Zhengqi tugged at the corner of his clothes to persuade him, "Don't talk back to him."

Wei Nanhe glared, "What? What else can I say? Do you think Du Youshan is a fool like Xia Wei, and you can just quarrel and swear?"

Xia Wei complained aggrievedly to Duan He: "Ana, you listen, you listen, he curses at others, why use others as an example!"

Duan He frowned: "Since when did you start to describe every word and every word as family's?"

"There are thousands or tens of thousands of ways to bring Xiao Kong back, but you are so good, you pick the worst way!" Wei Nanhe was furious, pointing at Bai Weiyu's nose and scolding: " Do you know how powerful Du Youshan's connections and power are? Even Mr. Cao and I don't want to mess with him. You, a young boy who hasn't graduated yet, want to fight him? Let me tell you, he has a lot of ways to make you unable to turn over for the rest of your life. !"

Bai Weiyu lowered his head and muttered feebly: "I've provoked you..."

Seeing that Bai Weiyu's expression was not right, Duan He touched his forehead and said in surprise, "Weiyu, you have a fever, what's going on?"

Bai Weiyu rolled his eyes, and cursed in his heart: What's going on?Why don't you ask your beast brother?

Wei Nanhe found out that Bai Weiyu really had a fever, so he calmed down his anger a little: "Now we can only wait, I ask Zuo Han to help you intercede, when the time comes, we will make an appointment to have a meal together, don't speak so harshly, I will I have quarreled with Du Youshan before, this person is insidious and vengeful in private, but he will pretend to be generous on the surface, besides, you are also beneficial to him, he has never had trouble with money." Turning his head, he changed his target and reprimanded : "Lezheng Qi, what are you doing here to join in the fun when your lord is talking? Have you finished your homework?"

Lezheng raised his paws in seven gestures, excitedly: "Tomorrow we will have a study break before the entrance exam!"

Wei Nanhe suffocated, "Do you know what a fake book is?"

"I know, I know, but let me play for a day without dying, and there is still more than a month before the entrance exam." Le Zhengqi concentrated on smashing melon seeds, knocking off the skin of the melon seeds and hoarding the melon seeds in a small box In the cup, just half a cup was stockpiled, when Xia Wei saw it, he grabbed it and ate it in one bite.

After a moment of dead silence, a drop of cold sweat rolled down Duan He's forehead, and Bai Weiyu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Qi Zai, calm down."

Le Zhengqi took out a bronze dagger from his schoolbag and stabbed at Xia Wei, "Give me back my sunflower seeds!"

Shocked, Xia Wei crawled and hid behind Duan He, "Anna, help!"

Wei Nanhe confiscated the dagger, "Lezheng Qi, you actually brought this kind of thing to school?"

"Nan He, he eats my sunflower seeds!" Le Zhengqi grinned and yelled.

Wei Nanhe grabbed Le Zhengqi by the ear, "Don't change the subject! I won't beat you up, I think you don't know what to do and what not to do!"

Le Zhengqi covered his ears and wailed: "I knocked the melon seeds to give to my uncle..."

Duan He slapped Xia Wei on the neck, "Don't make trouble, I won't beat you up, I think you don't know what to do and what not to do!"

Xia Wei spat out the melon seeds he just ate, "Bah bah bah," "Give it back, give it back!"

Alas, I don't want to care about you dead kids anymore, Professor Wei dropped Le Zhengqi and strode away with a dagger in his hand, Le Zhengqi picked up the cup and continued eating melon seeds, sobbing.

Duan He called Duan Sha: "Hey, brother, do you know that Wei Yu has a fever? Oh, you know? What, it's been on and off for two days? Taking medicine doesn't help? Are you afraid that he'll get a fever?"

Duan Sha asked, "Then what should we do?"

"Take him for an injection!"

Bai Weiyu wailed: "Duan He, don't come up with bad ideas, I don't want injections!"

"Well, tell him to wait." Duan Sha hung up the phone, and immediately went out to pick up Bai Weiyu for an injection.

Bai Weiyu killed Duan He with his eyes, "I curse you!"

Duan He spread his hands, "Please go ahead."

Bai Weiyu was speechless: These two people are worthy of being brothers. If you say they don't look like each other, sometimes that shameless person really looks alike!

Xia Wei comforted: "Don't be afraid, child, pull down your pants to reveal your snow-white butt, there is a beautiful nurse sister, it will be all right."

Duan He smiled: "That's right, Xia Wei had a tetanus that day, and the roof of the hospital was about to collapse."

Xia Wei scratched the back of his head resentfully, and had nothing to say: "Xiao Qi, is the holiday starting tomorrow? Let me take you to play. Let me tell you, I invented an advanced fishing technique..."

Duan He interrupted him coldly: "No explosives are allowed, it will harm the ecological environment."

"Damn it, it's not something rude like dynamite!" Xia Wei raised his orchid fingers pretending to be shy, "He has developed a kind of power generation equipment, it uses electricity, electricity!"

Duan He pretended to be curious: "Oh? Are you talking about the broken fans and semiconductors you picked up from the garbage dump?"

Xia Wei covered his face with his hands and said in horror: "How do you know? I developed it while you were in class!"

"Please don't use such an advanced word as 'research and development', you call it garbage assembly." Duan He corrected politely.

"They're not rubbish, I've developed them to the final stage!" Xia Wei shook Duanhe nervously: "What did you do to them?"

Duan He said calmly, "I just let them come from and go back."

"You!" Xia Wei was furious, but he couldn't find a table to lift.

Duan He grabbed his hair and pulled him to his side, "Will you die if you give me some peace?"

"Marriage is the tomb of love, Amitabha!" Xia Wei said sadly, "Xiao Qi, then we will have to roast earthworms to eat tomorrow!"

Duan He raised his eyebrows: "Don't eat disgusting things."

Le Zhengqi spat: "What's so good about earthworms? Let's go to the fields to catch vegetable worms..."

Bai Weiyu was shocked: "Isn't that a caterpillar?"

"Vegetable worms are fat and have slippery skin!" Le Zhengqi licked his lips, "Put it in hot oil, and you can take it out and eat it!"

Bai Weiyu felt nauseous: "Xiao Qi, that's enough..."

When Xia Wei talked about this, he couldn't help being very excited: "Also, before the cicadas grow wings, they will come out of the soil after it rains, just like maggots. We can string them into a skewer and roast them It’s ready to eat when it’s half or four, the skin is crunchy, and the inside of the stomach is not yet cooked…”

Lezheng Qi gulped, his eyes glowed, Bai Weiyu covered his ears and turned his head in pain, lying on the unconscious Yang Xiaokong: "Baabaa, save me..."

Duan He twisted Xia Wei's ears, dragged him out, and threatened in a low voice: "I warn you, let me know that you have eaten this disgusting thing, and don't try to kiss me again in the future."

Xia Wei struggled painfully, finally he had no choice but to nod, and sadly leaned against Duan He, "Brother He, I won't eat anymore."

Duan He rubbed his head in satisfaction and rewarded him with a kiss, "Good boy."

Duan He went to Wei Nanhe's study to study their subject, and Xia Wei accompanied Bai Weiyu and Le Zhengqi to play cards in Yang Xiao's empty room.

After ten o'clock, Duan Sha crossed a city and arrived at Zhuangbitang. He didn't find Baiweiyu, so he turned around to Gongcifang, greeted Wei Nanhe politely, and then asked Duan He, "Where's Baiweiyu?"

Duan He cheerfully took him to Yang Xiao's empty room, "Why do you still call him by his first name?"

"Can't you?" Duan Killer never left his cigarette, smoking one after another.

"Who cares about your affairs." Duan He laughed.

The three players who played cards fell asleep on the bed in a mess. Poor Yang Xiaokong was crushed at the bottom and couldn't even breathe smoothly. With a crooked "boom" and a pillow on Xia Wei's chest, Xia Wei let out a short "ah" from the trachea, and there was no more sound.

Duan He protested in extreme dissatisfaction: "Brother, Xia Wei will be crushed to death by you!"

"It's so easy to die, and it's useless to live." Duan Sha touched Bai Weiyu's hot forehead and helped him up, "Bai Weiyu, wake up, you've got an injection."

Bai Weiyu half-opened his eyes, saw that the speaker was Duan Sha, and immediately tilted his head, "I don't want an injection!"

Duan Sha hugged him vigorously, "Don't make noise."

"I don't want you to hug me!" Bai Weiyu kicked his legs.

"Who loves to hug you!" Duan Sha put him down unceremoniously, and dragged him away.

Duan He angrily pushed Le Zhengqi's head away from Xia Wei's chest, bent down and patted Xia Wei awake, "Oh, it's late, we should go back."

Xia Wei hugged him softly, and said softly, "He brother, hug me..."

"Hold your big-headed ghost!" Duan He gave him a thump in the head.

Xia Wei hooked Duan He's waist with both feet, coquettishly: "Hold me..."

Duan He had no choice but to pick him up with all his strength, staggered to the top of the stairs, and cursed: "You are shameless, you are getting more and more shameless, I will carry you!" It cost me half my life, but I still want to hug..."

Xia Wei felt sorry for his family Ana and replied, and climbed down, "Okay, okay, let me hug you instead."

"Don't make noise!" Duan He clapped his hands away.

Xia Wei hugged him by the waist, "I hug, I hug!"

"Tell you not to make noise!"

Xia Wei smiled hippie: "Hug!"

Duan He put on a posture and stepped forward, "You hug."

"One, two..." Xia Wei hugged his veins violently.

Duan He stood still.

"One, two..." Xia Wei flushed all over his face.

Xia Wei's self-esteem was greatly hit, and he was speechless for a long time.

Duan He brushed off his collar and snorted contemptuously: "See? It's really useless."

Xia Wei covered his face and wailed: "Yeah, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Yang Xiaokong woke up the next day with a bit of a headache, but his stomach was flattened by hunger. When he went downstairs, he saw Mr. Wei sitting in a rocking chair under the eaves to enjoy the cool, and Wei Nanhe was sitting next to him to peel peanuts for him.

"Senior Brother Wei." Yang Xiaokong scratched his head and greeted in embarrassment.

Wei Nanhe glanced at him, "Are you up?"

"Um."

Wei Nanhe put the peeled peanuts in Old Wei's hands, and snorted, "Xiao Kong, there's one thing I hate about Bai Weiyu the most, do you know that?"

"what?"

"Self-assertive, blindly confident, emotional, naive, impetuous!"

Yang Xiaokong was in a cold sweat: Brother, this is more than just a problem, right?

Elder Wei chewed the peanuts vigorously, and interjected, "Don't you give me a grandson?"

Wei Nanhe peeled some peanuts and gave them to his father, and said to Yang Xiaokong: "Anyway, Du Youshan is not a bad person, but he is definitely not a good person either. He didn't do anything to you yesterday, but from now on, when you get in touch with him, you should treat yourself the most. Be careful."

"Yeah." Yang Xiaokong's face turned red, and he quickly changed the subject: "Then, the matter of Weiyu..."

"There's probably no more to his matter. He and Du Youshan quarreled like that. I don't think they can cooperate again." Wei Nanhe stood up and put the rest of the peanuts into the jar, "Bai Weiyu is so proud of his talents. To put it bluntly, he is ignorant and ignorant! Thinking that he has talent and can pass without hindrance? At this moment, publicity and hype are the first priority. If Du Youshan’s gallery supports him, he can save at least ten years of struggle.”

Yang Xiaokong bit his lip, his eyes were red, "Senior Brother Wei, what should we do now?"

"The emperor is not in a hurry to kill the eunuch. Du Youshan and I can't talk about anything. We can only see how Bai Zuohan's intercession is going." Wei Nanhe threw out this sentence disdainfully, bent over to pat Wei Lao Throwing off the crushed peanuts on his body, he said to Wei Lao: "Dad, don't chew with your left tooth all the time. The right tooth will be filled with you. Use your right side more."

Elder Wei stared at a pair of old and gray eyes: "Which side is on the right?"

"Which side you take the chopsticks."

Obediently, Mr. Wei moved the peanut to the right with his tongue and chewed hard.

Yang Xiaokong walked down the steps and ran towards Zhuangbi Hall, Wei Nanhe called him to stop: "Xiaokong, Weiyu is not here, he is ill, Duan Sha took him for an injection last night."

Yang Xiaokong stopped in his tracks, looked around, felt that the porcelain workshop was too deserted today, and the potters and kiln workers were missing, "Uh... where did all those people go?"

Wei Nanhe had a headache, and pointed to the mountain, "Xia Wei took them to fish."

Standing by the stream, Xia Wei is carrying a piece of broken copper and iron on his shoulders, showing off the piece of broken copper and iron to everyone.

Last night, he pestered Duan He to pick up this pile of junk from the garbage dump, and after another night of beating and repairing, he excitedly brought it to test, only to see the great Xia inventor forcefully unscrew a button on the equipment with his backhand , and quickly held the two thin aluminum rods hanging on the equipment in his hands. There was a small red light bulb on the top of the equipment, flashing, Xia Wei waved the aluminum sticks and introduced: "When the light bulb keeps on, it means that the power generation is successful." gone."

Le Zhengqi pointed to the light bulb: "It keeps on." As he said that, he was about to reach out to touch it.

Xia Wei jumped away and shouted, "Don't touch me! Now I'm covered in electricity, if you touch me, you'll be electrocuted to death!"

Le Zhengqi didn't believe it: "Then why don't you get an electric shock yourself?"

Xia Wei raised the aluminum rod in his hand, "After the electricity is generated, the electricity enters from my left hand and flows through the whole body, and then goes out through the right hand, so I am safe, but I have to hold the aluminum rod in both hands, and if I lose one side, I will get an electric shock."

"Why?" A group of people were stunned when they heard this.

Xia Wei said disdainfully: "This is my patent, tell you what else it is called!"

Duan He smiled and said, "Don't worry, no one is willing to sponsor low-level patents like yours."

Xia Wei screamed: "You look down on me!"

Duan He waved his hand, "I'm just reminding you that you don't have accident insurance, so be careful, I don't care if you get electrocuted."

Xia Wei stepped into the stream resentfully, "Don't come here, keep your eyes open!" He walked slowly to the middle of the stream, the water was not rushing, the water was waist deep, and the stones and aquatic plants under his feet were clearly visible , a few fish were swimming under the big rocks, and the sunlight reflected on the water was dazzling.

Le Zhengqi and a few potters urged on the shore: "There is no movement, you are lying?"

Xia Wei put the two aluminum sticks in his hand into the water and drew a few semicircles. The momentum was really a bit like a hero dancing a sword. He saw that the water within a radius of two or three meters was churning, and the water splashed everywhere. After a splash, a dozen fish, big and small, floated up one after another with their bellies turned.

Everyone was dumbfounded, and Duan He was also stunned.

Xia Wei turned his head and walked to the shore, and greeted with a smile on his face: "Hurry up, hurry up, they are just stunned, and they will wake up in a while."

A group of people cheered and jumped into the water, and rushed to catch the fish. Xia Wei walked up and down in front of Duan He with his nose up, waiting for praise. Duan He sat on the rocks on the bank, watching A group of people were happily gathering together to catch fish, and said with a slight smile, "It's pretty amazing."

Xia Wei was so elated that he couldn't pretend to be modest even if he wanted to. He smiled like a fool, with a proud face on his face: "I know your husband is amazing? Hahaha!"

Duan He sneered: "A small compliment will turn the tail up. If you don't do serious things, you will only be clever all day long."

Xia Wei rubbed his nose with the back of his hand, turned around resentfully and went into the water.

The fish basket was placed on the shallow bank. Duan He probed to see that there were half of the fish in the basket, and some fish woke up and jumped around in the basket. Duan He picked out several small fish and threw them into the stream, shouting: "Enough If there are too many, don’t catch the small fish!”

Xia Wei stunned a large piece of fish again, panting heavily, climbed ashore, "I'm exhausted, exhausted, this thing is really heavy!"

Duan He looked at the white bellies floating in the stream, and frowned, "Okay, Zhu Jiu Clan, you!" While talking, he picked out small fish from the basket and threw them out. After picking half of them, he screamed: "Ah...who Fished in the water snake?"

The water snake was so electric that its whole body was limp, and it tried its best to prop up its head, staring at Duan He, hissing and spitting out a message, Duan He almost touched it, and backed away in shock.

"Dare to scare my Ana, I will teach you a lesson!" Xia Wei tapped the snake's head with the aluminum stick in his hand, and the water snake twitched into a ball with a "snap", spread out, and completely softened.

Duan He gesticulated: "Hurry up and throw it out!"

"I have no hands." Xia Wei was aggrieved, "If I put down one aluminum rod, I will be electrocuted to death."

Duan He blushed anxiously: "I won't turn it off, is the battery enough for you?"

"Okay, okay." Xia Wei responded, turned his head, his face turned pale, "I don't have a hand to close."

Duan He: "..."

Xia Wei pursed his mouth and looked at Duan He with tears in his eyes: "What should I do?"

Duan He: "..."

Yang Xiaokong sat at the entrance of Zhuangbitang with a pot of duck eggs and peeled the eggshells. What he needed was not duck eggs, but eggshells. There were three layers of film inside the peeled eggshells, which had to be peeled off layer by layer with tweezers while soaking in warm water, and then dried Keep it dry for lacquer painting. The white in the lacquer is more brown than pure white, so eggshells can only be used as white, and various texture effects can be produced.

Bai Zuohan got out of the car, stood beside his car, subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Zhuang Bitang, and happened to meet Yang Xiaokong's eyes, Yang Xiaokong didn't smile, but looked at him with a friendly expression: "Professor Bai, hello .”

Bai Zuohan walked over, put one hand in his pocket, and brushed Yang Xiaokong's broken hair with the other, "I will try my best to help you, Du Youshan promised that Bai Weiyu's art exhibition will continue as usual, but he will decide on the contract depending on the crowds of the art exhibition matter."

Yang Xiaokong suddenly showed a smile, not hiding his joy at all: "Professor Bai, thank you!"

Bai Zuohan bent down, looked straight into his eyes, and sneered: "Don't talk and keep talking, the professor keeps yelling, I know your words are not right. Those who treat me respectfully on the surface must keep cursing me in their hearts."

Yang Xiaokong was slightly taken aback, and restrained his smile, the corners of his lips were still full of smiles, as if he would never get angry, he said, "I didn't."

Talking to this little sheep, no matter how fierce the tone is, it's like punching a cotton ball with a fist. There is no effort, and there is no place to vent when you are angry!Professor Bai was really angry, and pushed Yang Xiaokong viciously, "Yang Xiaokong, what's your attitude?"

Yang Xiaokong was pushed to the side, the basin on his knees fell down, all the duck eggs rolled down the steps, Bai Zuohan thought that the other party would ask him why he did it, but Yang Xiaokong buried his head in picking up duck eggs in a panic: "Don't step on it, don't step on it, it's even more troublesome to peel it off!"

Bai Zuohan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he raised his foot and kicked the duck egg that had rolled to his shoe: "Yang Xiaokong, you are obviously too lazy to talk to me, do you look down on me?"

"Professor Bai, what kind of attitude should I use to make you feel that I think highly of you?" Yang Xiaokong looked up at Bai Zuohan, with an expression of grievance on his face, his brows were tangled, his eyes were half-closed by the sunlight, this time, his eyes It was bent into a crescent moon, and there was clearly a smile inside!

Laugh, you still laugh!Bai Zuohan's eyes flickered, his self-cultivation was lost, and he roared angrily: "You, you... Didn't I just kiss you a few times? What do you mean by being so weird?"

Yang Xiaokong asked back: "Professor Bai, when did I get so weird?" Yang Xiaokong was really a little angry: Professor Bai was making trouble for no reason at all!

"Who taught you to laugh? What are you laughing at? You're just laughing at me!" Bai Zuohan pointed at his nose, "Don't you just watch pole dancing? Is it so funny?"

Yang Xiaokong stood up and straightened his back. He was as tall as Bai Zuohan, looked at him with neither humble nor overbearing, and said solemnly, "I didn't laugh!"

"You're still laughing!" Bai Zuohan pinched Yang Xiaokong's cheek hard.

"Ah, it hurts! Professor Bai, let go." Yang Xiaokong cried out in pain.

"You still laugh when it hurts? Teach you to cry for me!" Bai Zuohan was relentless.

"Professor Bai, you..." Yang Xiaokong grinned, really about to cry: What is wrong with Professor Bai?

Bai Zuohan felt guilty and short of breath, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Yang Xiaokong was laughing at him, so he jumped up angrily: "You, you still open your mouth and smile? Am I so funny? Don't I just call my car Mimihu? Is it so funny?" ?”

Yang Xiaokong was in pain, but he didn't dare to fight back, a teardrop dripped from the corner of his eye, he muttered: "I don't have it..."

"You still burst into tears from laughter, Yang Xiaokong, you have the guts! Very good, very good, you are not afraid of me, you have the guts!" Bai Zuohan was greatly frustrated, let go of his hand angrily, turned around and ran towards the porcelain workshop, Wailing while running: "I'll talk to Nan He!"

Yang Xiaokong rubbed his pinched red face, really, really wanted to laugh, really, really afraid that Professor Bai would be more stimulated if he laughed, so he held back abruptly, and chased him to stop him: "Professor Bai, Senior Brother Wei has gone to Boss Du’s auction house, and Elder Wei is taking a lunch break in the small hall, don’t disturb him, why don’t you go to Zhuangbi Hall first?”

Bai Zuohan glanced at him, staggered a few steps weakly and supported the gate of Gongcifang: "Are you still laughing? I just didn't want to cause trouble, so didn't I accompany you to find Du Youshan? What's so funny..."

Yang Xiaokong said seriously: "I definitely didn't laugh at you, really!"

Bai Zuohan hesitated, then walked towards Zhuangbitang, "Make me a pot of good tea."

Yang Xiaokong obediently followed behind him: "We don't have good tea in Zhuangbitang, and there is peach juice in Xiaoqiwu, may I bring you a jar?"

Bai Zuohan heard it harshly, but he couldn't find any faults, so he said discouragedly: "No need!"

Yang Xiaokong asked again: "Then what do you want to eat?"

Bai Zuohan stepped into Zhuangbitang, took a cup from the small coffee table and poured some water, took a sip to moisten his throat: "What do you want to eat?"

Yang Xiaokong thought for a while and said seriously, "Today I have your favorite steamed stuffed bun."

"Pfft..." Bai Zuohan sprayed out all the water, and became angry from embarrassment: "Who said I love steamed buns? How dare you laugh at me?"

Yang Xiaokong let out a laugh, and quickly tightened his face, confessing his sincerity: "Professor Bai, I really thought you liked buns, and I really, really didn't laugh at you."

"I'm too lazy to argue with you brat." Bai Zuohan wiped his mouth, pretended to be calm, and sat down gracefully.

Yang Xiaokong shouted: "Professor Bai..."

Bai Zuohan interrupted him: "Shut up!"

Yang Xiaokong shut his mouth obediently.

Bai Zuohan was proud of his natural prestige, waved the water drops on his trousers, raised his eyebrows, Yang Xiaokong was looking at him, Bai Zuohan took a pen uncomfortably, twirling it between his fingers meaninglessly Turning around, Yang Xiaokong stared at him with a glance.

Seeing that Bai Zuohan's scalp was numb, he asked calmly, "What are you looking at me for? Go do your business."

Yang Xiaokong said guiltily: "Professor Bai, I accidentally spilled some paint on the chair just now..."

"..." Bai Zuohan stood up stiffly, touched the bottom of his pants, then looked at his hands... Mom!First-hand vermilion varnish!

Yang Xiaokong observed his expression, carefully said: "I wanted to tell you not to sit..."

"You laugh...you're still laughing..." Bai Zuohan hadn't been so angry for a long time, rolled his eyes, couldn't catch his breath, and almost hiccupped.

A group of people took wooden sticks and smashed Xia Wei's patent to save him. During this time, the equipment leaked electricity and the power was infinite. Xia Wei and the water snake ended up together. pillows on the segment and legs.

Duan He was sitting by the stream, pouring water on Xia Wei's face, patting and pinching: "Hey, is it better?"

Xia Wei mournfully reached for his smashed equipment: "My invention..."

Duan He took his paw back, then kicked the equipment farther, hugged his head and shouted: "Don't move, play with these next time, see if I don't kill you!"

Xia Wei hugged him sadly, and sniffed: "I smell the fragrance!"

Duan He raised his chin: "They are grilling fish upstream."

Xia Wei turned over and landed on the ground with four claws, wriggling and climbing up like a lizard: "I want to eat too!"

"I can't do without you." Duan He twisted the water on his T-shirt and said angrily, "Look at your virtue!"

After climbing a few steps, Xia Wei's calf cramped, he kicked a few times, he couldn't move anymore, and moaned miserably: "Ana..."

"Alas!" Duan Heda got a headache, moved over to massage his calf, "Can't you give me a break?"

Xia Wei buried his face in Duan He's arms, rubbing his hands sobbingly, "I'm really useless, I can't do anything well..."

Duan He rubbed his head which was covered with shock, "Don't talk nonsense, you are quite smart, I don't like idiots."

Xia Wei looked up at Duan He with wide eyes, and after a long while, wagging his tail like a wild boar arching a tree, he pushed Duan He down, and kissed him on the face for a while, "Baby, I will let you live a good life. "

Duan He raised his upper body with a smile, "Aren't we living a good life now? Enough."

Xia Wei shook his head, not enough, not enough, he was afraid of being poor since he was a child, and dreamed of making a lot of money, he solemnly planted a kiss on Duan He's forehead, "Duan He, I love you to death." Nervous, really love I love you, I don't want to be your burden.

Duan He turned sideways to find a towel from his backpack, and said with a smile, "What's the use of saying you love me?"

Xia Wei turned his face to face himself, staring at him stubbornly: "What do you want me to do? Say it! Go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire..."

"Stop being so talkative." Duan He wiped his wet head with a towel, and said lightly, "Take an exam for a government servant."

"Ah..." Xia Wei pulled a bitter face, beat his chest and stamped his feet: "Almsgiver, you are distorting the meaning of the poor, Amitabha!"