Defrauding Teachers and Stealing Love
Chapter 5
Duan He had to defend his graduation at the end of June, and had to go back to Xi’an to prepare his thesis a month earlier. He booked two air tickets, one for himself and one for Xia Wei. I?"
Duan He just came back from class, his white shirt was wet with sweat, he loosened his tie, and said angrily, "I am willing, can you care?"
Xia Wei gritted his teeth: "I am not your personal item!"
Duan He calmly took out the handcuffs from the drawer, "One, follow me; two, I will handcuff you at home for a month, and ask my brother to bring you food every day, you choose yourself."
Xia Wei howled: "I choose three!"
Duan He leaned on the chair and turned on the air conditioner, and said leisurely, "No three."
"Yes! I stay here, and I can still find a job," Xia Wei entangled Duanhe like a slug, and sat on his lap shyly: "Ananda, I will be obedient and not go anywhere."
Duan He shook off the slug, went to the bed and lifted the sheet, took out a stack of thin hand-drawn maps, and waved them in front of Xia Wei: "Aren't you going anywhere?"
Xia Wei nervously went to get the stack of maps: "Honey, give it to me!"
Duan He opened the hand-drawn map with a lot of small signs and annotations, looked at it and praised: "You are really a genius, this map is simple and easy to understand, and the design of Exploding Mountain is also ingenious. If you are not stupid, I probably can't match your gunpowder. expert."
Xia Wei scratched his head, glued it to Duan He's back: "Honey, are you hungry? The servant went to the supermarket early in the morning to buy vegetables and made a lot of delicious food. You, you..."
While talking, a small pink piece of paper fell out of the map manuscript and landed at Duan He's feet. Xia Wei rushed forward to hold the piece of paper, and Duan He calmly stepped on the back of his hand, " Hand it in."
Xia Wei raised his head and forced a smile, "Ana, there are fried shrimps for lunch today!"
Duan He bent down to pick up the train ticket, glanced at it, and sneered: "I just told you the day before yesterday that I would go to Xi'an on the 29th, and you bought the ticket for No. 30 to Jiujiang yesterday, so good."
Xia Wei was furious: "Who? Who framed me?"
Duan He looked coldly: "You mean me?"
"Of course it's not His Highness my wife!" Xia Wei thought about it seriously, "It should be the person who came to fix the air conditioner yesterday."
Duan He said calmly, "Xia Wei, let me tell you, if you dare to go, we will be finished."
Xia Wei muttered: "Do you think my life as a bad boy is easy? Even buying a bottle of mineral water has to ask you for money..."
"Didn't I let you prepare for the civil service exam?" Duan He tore up the train ticket, "If you don't want to live with me, just go!"
Seeing that the ticket was torn, Xia Wei couldn't help feeling angry, and pushed hard: "I've tolerated you for a long time, don't be too arrogant! I can do whatever I want, no one has ever cared about me before!"
Duan He took half a step back, and then knocked Xia Wei to the ground with a punch, "Nobody cared before, now I'll take care of it!"
"Fuck!" Xia Wei was so angry that his eyes were dim, he got up and grabbed Duan He, swung his fist in the air, and stopped abruptly.
Duan He stiffened his neck: "You have the guts to fight!"
I can't fight, now it's different from the past, this girl is now my mother-in-law, who amuses me during the day and satisfies my cravings at night, hugs and gnaws whenever I want, hurting him, not to mention hurting my feelings, I still feel distressed, Xia Wei resents He deftly turned his fist into a slap, patted Duan He on the face lightly, and spat: "I don't understand! I'm a boy who relies on his face for food. Can you afford to slap my handsome face?"
Duan He grabbed his wrist and dragged him to him, hugged his face and kissed him. Between lips and tongue, Xia Wei's hand penetrated into Duan He's shirt and moved down from the back waist. Duan He frowned, Pressing his hand: "What do you want to do in broad daylight?"
Xia Wei licked his lips: "Fuck you."
Duan He slapped his face away, "Go away! I haven't settled your affairs with you yet!"
"I'll listen to you, I won't go, I'll follow you." Xia Wei pinched Duan He's waist shamelessly, "Anna replied, she wants it!"
With a smile on Duan He's face, he broke off the wolf's claws and turned around to leave, "You want it if you want it? I have class in the afternoon, don't mess around!"
Xia Wei hugged him from behind and pressed him firmly onto the bed, exuding the air of a tyrant: "I want it if I want it, you have to if you don't want it!"
"If you want to fight, just let the horse come over!" Duan He swung his arm back half a circle, and hit Xia Wei's face with his elbow, knocking him from the bed to the bottom of the bed, only to hear Xia Wei screaming again and again, Duan He turned over Sitting up, he took the time to straighten his clothes, and sighed with self-blame: "It's all my fault for pampering you!"
Xia Wei covered his face and curled up in a ball at the corner of the bed, twisting and moaning, "You were the first to marry someone..."
"I just kissed and didn't approve anything else." Duan He kicked him, "Count to three, get up! One, two..."
After the ending of the word "two", Xia Wei grabbed Duan He's calf, his face stuck to his leg and crawled up like an earthworm, "I want, I want, apply for approval now!"
Duan He was so disgusted that he shook his legs as if he had stepped on shit, "You must apply first!"
Xia Wei climbed onto Duan He's lap, burrowed into the opponent's crotch, bit Duan He's lifeline through his trousers, and said vaguely: "Little dick, I'm here to apply with you!"
Duan He was shocked, grabbed his head and pulled it out: "I beg you not to be so disgusting, let go! Your pants are all dirty..."
Xia Wei really let go, raised his head suddenly, his right eye was bruised, and looked at Duan He pitifully: "Show me, what's wrong with my eye? It hurts..."
Duan He wiped off his cold sweat, and stepped back to protect his lifeline that had just escaped from the wolf's mouth, nonsense: "It's nothing, you're fine!"
Xia Wei rubbed his eyes, "You really don't want to fuck with me?"
"I have class in the afternoon!"
Xia Wei looked at the time, "There are still two hours, and brother, you really have confidence in me, in fact, I can't be hard for two hours."
"Don't talk to me! You fall asleep after you're done, and I have to go to class. Whoever plays with you is an idiot!" Duan He wiped the drool on his crotch with a few pieces of tissue paper, with disgust on his face, "Besides, two Hours? Not as long as me."
Xia Wei looked at him sadly: "You seriously hurt my self-esteem."
"Oh? You have self-esteem?" Duan He raised his chin at the dining table in disdain, "Give me food, I'm starving to death!"
Xia Wei straightened up, climbed out of bed and picked up the scattered hand-drawn maps.
Duan He looked serious, "Are you really going?"
Xia Wei glanced at him domineeringly: "Yes, so what?"
Duan He laughed back angrily: "Are you rebelling?"
Xia Wei sat on the edge of the bed, lowered his head and folded the map, and said in a low voice, "I can't bear this kind of life of being a bad face, I can't give you anything, just wait, when I make a lot of money, I will buy a gold necklace first Give it to you as a token of love."
"Are you vulgar? I would wear something like that when my head got wet?" Duan He couldn't laugh or cry: "I don't need anything, I just need you by my side, don't take that risk."
"How do you know if you don't try it? Maybe I will get rich overnight!" Xia Wei's eyes sparkled when he said this.
"I don't know your personality yet? You just rush forward, you don't care about your own life, you don't have the knowledge and the talent of Lezheng Qi! Don't go digging graves or mines, anyway, we don't need money! Duan He's eyes were slightly red: "Last time when you disappeared suddenly at the airport, I told myself that if I saw you again, I would definitely treat you as a stranger and never give you another chance! But I'm really a bitch, I I really like you, I like you very much, please don’t make me worry anymore, I can’t feel at ease when I’m with you, I’m afraid you’ll just play around and I’ll run away..."
Xia Wei was dumb for a long time, took out the lighter and burned the map, "Are you relieved now?"
Duan He said, "You can draw ten copies if you can draw one. What can I worry about?"
"I swear, from now on, everything about me will be decided by Duan He. Without Duan He's permission, I will blow myself up to death as soon as I load the gunpowder, and step on the mechanism when I rob the tomb." Xia Wei hooked Duan He's neck , saying word by word in his ear: "If you want me to follow you, you must treat me well."
Duan He hugged him sideways, with a sore nose, "Am I not good enough for you?"
Xia Wei changed the subject: "That person wants it." His eyes were watery!
Duan He suffocated, and helplessly unbuttoned his pants, "Come on, come on, make a quick decision, and serve me for dinner after work!"
Xia Wei put down the lighter, joyfully rode on Duan He, took off the other's pants, and muttered lewdly: "Baby, don't take off your clothes, I like you like this, upper body abstinence The lower body is lewd..."
"You're crazy!"
Xia Wei buttoned up the loose buttons of Duan He's shirt and straightened his tie. Then he lifted up the shirt and licked Duan He's belly, sighing: "Why isn't it sweet?"
"I'm not a watermelon, how could it be sweet?" Duan He rolled his eyes.
"It's not watermelon, it's peaches! Before you went out this morning, you still smelled of peaches, but now you only smell of sweat..." Xia Wei was so wronged!
"You like the peach flavor so much, isn't there a whole bottle of shower gel there? You can drink it, and you can spit bubbles while drinking it, how fun!" Duan He turned his head to the side weakly.
"I just like the peach smell on you!"
Duan He compromised bitterly: "Okay, okay, I'll have peaches when I take a bath."
Xia Wei hugged him, touched him up and down, breathed heavily and said, "Forget it, for a change of taste once in a while, Huamei is also good."
Duan He burst into tears: Please spare me, you pervert!
It is easy to get sleepy at noon in early summer, especially after strenuous exercise, and the eyelids are filled with sleepiness. Duan He's neatly dressed white shirt is soaked in sweat and crumpled from rubbing, so he can't wear this shirt in the afternoon Clothes went to class, he tried his best to open his eyelids to check the time, there was still half an hour to go to class, he really didn't want to move.
"Then skip class." Xia Wei lay on Duan He's body, resting his chin on his shoulder for a nap, before withdrawing the murder weapon triumphantly, "He brother, I'm sleepy, sleep with me again."
When a student is absent from class, it is just to put the pigeons of the teacher alone, but it is different when the teacher is absent. The teacher's absenteeism is to release the pigeons of more than 100 people!Duan He buried his face in the pillow weakly: "I don't want to kill you!"
Xia Wei stuck to his shoulder and kissed a few times: "Little fairy, I don't want to live anymore, I want to die on you."
Duan He turned over and pulled Xia Wei off his back, "I'll sleep, you don't sleep, call me in 10 minutes."
"15 minutes."
"Don't waste my time!"
"Obey, obey!" Xia Wei pressed a kiss on his forehead, squinted his eyes to appreciate it, and said to himself: "Why are you so nice to me..."
Duan He closed his eyes: "Then you don't know how to repay the favor?"
"You must have owed me in your previous life, and you will pay it back in this life." Xia Wei bit his ear: "For example, in your previous life you were a little turtle that was released by me..."
Duan He slapped him on the head: "You are the little turtle!"
Xia Wei held Duan He's hand and wrapped him in his arms, "I am a turtle, I am a turtle, and you are a little shrimp that I let go."
Duan He laughed: "Don't make noise, don't make noise..."
"Don't be noisy, I'll be your alarm clock."
"Still noisy?"
"Stop making noise."
"Tsk..."
"Hush..."
Duan He fell asleep, and Xia Wei stared at the time with his mobile phone.
After 10 minutes passed, he thought: Let him sleep for another 3 minutes.
After 3 minutes, he thought: Let him sleep for another 3 minutes.
After another 3 minutes, he thought: finally let him sleep for 3 minutes, let him take a shower and change clothes for 5 minutes, and walk to the teaching building for 5 minutes, there should be enough time...
Xia Wei fell asleep too...
Waiting for Duan He to sleep until he woke up naturally, looked at the time, and slapped Xia Wei awake with a palm that wanted to cry: "get out of class is over...you are really useless..."
Xia Wei bit the corner of the bed sheet: "Yeah, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Ancient color is a kind of glaze color. Its production method is to spray blue and white glaze on the vessel, shape it at a high temperature of [-] degrees, and then draw it with ancient color materials on the glaze surface, and then fire it at a high temperature of about [-] degrees. The methods of pastels and new colors are the same, but ancient colors are far less colorful than pastels and new colors. Generally, there are only a few colors, so they are also called five colors. After firing, the color contrast is strong, and there is a feeling of returning to nature.
Du Youshan asked Wei Nanhe's workshop to make a set of tea sets, painted with characters, one pot with six cups, which is elegant and high-end as a gift. Whether it is a handicraft or a work of art, under normal circumstances, the price of characters is higher than that of flowers, birds or scenery , but Wei Nanhe didn't like this kind of small business, and said perfunctorily, "Two thousand, decals."
"Hey, two thousand more for decals? Don't be too cruel!" Du Youshan frowned straightly: "How do you give away the decals? I want to decorate with unique hand-painted ancient colors."
"Trouble," Wei Nanhe shook his hand, "I haven't made those Ming blue and white porcelains yet, who has time to make a set of handicrafts for you? You want a unique design, do you think I'm idle?"
Du Youshan crossed his legs and gave Wu Jia a wink, Wu Jia said: "Professor Wei, you can wait for a while for Ming blue and white porcelain, this set is more urgent, no matter how exquisite the handicraft is, it is not hard to find, what is hard to find is the charm of things, If other workshops can make it, Boss Du won’t bother you, so you can rest assured about the price.”
These flattering words lowered their posture, and their sincere tone was sincere and euphemistic. Of course, Du Youshan was not willing to say it to Wei Nanhe himself, and Wu Jia's mouth not only achieved his goal, but also saved himself face. Wei Nanhe glanced at it Wu Jia, with a half-smile, said: "Who are you sending it to? You are in such a hurry that you don't even care about making money?"
Du Youshan lowered his voice and said: "You know that Mr. Peng in the underworld, I don't have anything he likes in my store, he's only interested in a small antique colored cup that you imitated..."
Wei Nanhe gasped: Damn it, you must be the bastard who is gossiping and pushing the mess to me!
Du Youshan continued: "He worships his brother for his birthday. He comes from a rough background and always likes to be arty. His old man asked me to come and ask you, look..."
That Lord Peng is a well-known fierce god. Wei Nanhe has never had direct contact with him, but he has heard it for a long time. As long as he does things according to his old man's wishes, he will definitely guarantee that the underworld will sell you face. Du Youshan these few days Nian's prosperity is largely due to the fact that he is the leader of the gangster. In other words, if you offend him, you will be responsible for the words "at your own risk"!Not long ago, a certain real estate president was shot and nearly killed. Afterwards, he personally came to Peng Ye's door to apologize, and even sent a hotel to settle the dispute.
The meaning of the threat in Du Youshan's words couldn't be clearer: You, a poor professor, want to put on airs, someone who the richest man would not dare to mess with?
Wei Nanhe sneered a few times, "For Youshan's sake, I will spend some time." Xin said: For the sake of your underground parents!Two old people were kind all their lives, how did you give birth to you, a bastard with a genetic mutation?
Du Youshan gracefully touched the lighter in his hand, "Then, money..." Chih, what the hell!Do not eat a toast and eat fine wine.
"It's just a small thing. It's good if I can help Youshan out of the siege. It hurts my feelings to raise money." Wei Nanhe said it nicely, and turned his head away impatiently.
Who doesn't know that the gift suits Mr. Peng's wishes, and Du Youshan takes the credit. If it's not according to Mr. Peng's wishes, Professor Wei, you just wait to get to know that evil spirit!
Yang Xiaokong went down the mountain to learn how to drive. When he came back, he saw Du Youshan walking down the long stone steps with his toes high and high. What?"
Yang Xiaokong stopped, and said hello: "Hello, Boss Du."
"Hello, hello." Du Youshan walked over with figure-of-sight steps, "Where's Zuo Han?"
Yang Xiaokong asked and answered: "I don't know, I haven't contacted him for a week."
"A week..." Du Youshan pulled out a long ending voice, "Why don't you call and ask him what he's been up to lately?"
Yang Xiaokong said: "No, he is not free recently, he will come to me when he is free."
Du Youshan raised the corner of his mouth maliciously, "No time?"
"If you want to find him, please dial his cell phone." Yang Xiaokong looked at Du Youshan neither humble nor overbearing, his eyes were warm and dark, and there was a smile on his face.
Du Youshan sneered unabashedly, Bai Zuohan didn't have any classes recently, and all the classes arranged by the school were finished. Yesterday at a reception, he complained to him that he was too idle to grow mushrooms all over his body. You can live a non-stop overnight life.
"Xiaokong!" Bai Weiyu stood at the entrance of Zhuangbitang and yelled, "Where did you die? Mr. Cao came to see your practice work in the morning and scolded you. What do you think you made?" Then, pretending to see Du Youshan just now, he hurriedly nodded and bowed his head: "Boss Du, long time no see, how have you been?"
Du Youshan suppressed his smile, "Very well, thank you for thinking about it."
Bai Weiyu rubbed his hands, smiled all over his face, and said with a pun: "That's good, that's good, and I send my greetings to your whole family."
Yang Xiaokong moved towards Baiweiyu with a stiff smile, and warned him with his eyes: Don't talk nonsense!
Du Youshan stretched his eyelids, and changed the subject coldly: "Bai Weiyu, your art exhibition is less than a month away, so prepare well."
Bai Weiyu put his hands in his pockets, and asked casually, "What are you preparing? Boss Du, please advise."
"Each painting is accompanied by a creative experience of more than 10 words. Send it to me ten days in advance. I need to print a brochure, and then prepare an opening speech of [-] to [-] minutes. The reporters will come, so don’t stammer and you won’t be able to get on stage.” Bai Weiyu’s appearance is not offensive, but his virtue really disgusts Du Youshan. He looked at Bai Weiyu with a critical eye, “And You must wear a suit on the opening day. If you want to show your personality, wait until you become a master. I gave you such a good opportunity for the sake of Mr. Cao. If the exhibition is successful, it will be good for everyone. If the reaction is not good, don’t think that I will buy your account again in the future.”
Bai Weiyu was speechless and didn't know how to refute. Even "Tianma Meteor Relying" was stuck in his throat and he couldn't get it out.
Du Youshan turned around and walked towards his car. After walking a few steps, he added a sentence: "I advise you, don't buy suits from roadside stalls, but from famous brand stores. Don't think that others can't see the things at roadside stalls. "
The two watched Du Youshan's Cadillac go away, Yang Xiaokong poked Bai Weiyu timidly, "Weiyu, do you have money to buy a suit?"
Bai Weiyu was depressed: "No."
Yang Xiaokong took out a handful of banknotes from his pocket, "After I paid the tuition for the driving class, I still have [-] food expenses for this semester. Those who just received..."
Bai Weiyu pretended to decline, and said shyly, "How can you be so embarrassing?"
Yang Xiaokong took the money back in rolls, "I didn't say I would lend you."
Bai Weiyu snatched the money over, "I'm more polite, but you are not polite at all. How dare you borrow 800 yuan? I'm trying to make up the number."
Yang Xiaokong: "Hey, I want to spend money too."
Bai Weiyu squinted: "In the deep mountains and wild mountains, what money do you spend?"
Yang Xiaokong spoke righteously: "I want to invite Professor Bai to dinner on weekends!"
Bai Weiyu: "..."
Yang Xiaokong's eyes released twinkling little stars, with a pleading tone: "Brother!"
Bai Weiyu took out ten yuan and stuffed it into Yang Xiaokong's hand, "Junior brother, ask my sister-in-law to have a bowl of wontons, and a tea egg."
Yang Xiaokong: Woohoo, why are you like this!
Bai Weiyu and Duan Sha initially formed a weekend couple relationship, but Bai Weiyu felt that Duan Sha was too boring, and he could only spend one day with him, and he would suffocate to death after a day, but he felt that he had to go after a few days without seeing him. I met the paralyzed man, otherwise I would have been suffocated to death. As for what was suffocated to death, I don't know.
"Tell me, how much money do you have that you can lend me?" Bai Weiyu took a bite of the ramen and sucked it in, splashing the soup all over the place.
Duan Sha sat opposite him, slowly exhaled smoke rings, and let out a sound from his nose: "Huh?"
Bai Weiyu chewed on the ramen and stared wide-eyed: "Pretending to be stupid? Isn't it? My junior brother lends me [-], so it's not too much for you to lend me [-]?"
Duan Sha was really looking forward to asking Bai Weiyu, "What's the matter?"
The kid said fiercely: "It's nothing! Can I find you if I have nothing to do?"
Duan Sha thought to himself: The last time the excuse was to use the computer, the last time it was to find the key ring, the last time it was to study the structure of the triangular cabinet, this time borrowing money is very good, and finally it has some substantive meaning.
After Bai Weiyu finished eating his ramen, he played with the beef scraps at the bottom of the bowl with his chopsticks, and said with a guilty conscience, "Oh, I remembered, I still owe you money, but, but..."
Duan Sha said, "How much?"
Bai Weiyu came back to life in an instant, smiling like a flower: "Four or five thousand."
"This is my card." Duan Sha took out a card and put it on the table, "I still have a few thousand yuan. Pay back the money your classmate lent you."
Bai Weiyu observed his expression carefully, not too embarrassed to take it.
Duan Sha threw the cigarette into the ashtray, lifted the lid of the takeaway ramen box, picked up the chopsticks and stirred it, "Don't ask me to borrow money from you again." After speaking, seeing Bai Weiyu staring angrily, he hastily corrected: "I mean, don't borrow from me, we don't have to be so strange."
Bai Weiyu lowered his head, picked up the big bowl and drank two mouthfuls of soup in a panic.
"When is the art exhibition?" Duan Sha asked.
"Opening on June [-]." Bai Weiyu played with his chopsticks absently: "If you have time, you can go and see it."
"En." Duan Sha responded, and asked again, "What are your plans after graduation?"
"Unemployed."
"I have an idea, think about it."
"What idea?" Bai Weiyu was curious.
"Living with me."
Bai Weiyu was dumbfounded: "Hey! Are you speaking logically? What does cohabitation have to do with my job hunting?"
"Of course it matters," Duan Sha said logically, "With me supporting you, you don't have to rush to find a job."
"I'm flying in the sky, be my little boy!" Bai Weiyu laughed strangely: "You can raise me, I can't do without that Zhuangbitang, you send me the money every month, if you live together no."
"No, I want to see you every day." Duan Sha didn't change his face, "I can pick you up, or if you get your driver's license, I can lend you my car."
Bai Weiyu looked around the room with only two people meaninglessly, and after confirming that there was no third person, he was still very embarrassed: This confession is too naked!
Duan Sha went on to say, "I'm used to being noisy from you, the room is too quiet when you're not around."
Bai Weiyu dragged the chair and moved to Duan Sha's side, hugged his face and kissed him, and said with a naughty smile: "It's really troublesome for you to be so inseparable from me, okay, I'll think about it, who taught me to be sympathetic?" What about flooding?"
Duan Sha wiped off the soup on Bai Weiyu's face, and added: "Anyway, I have to see the thing I paid for." Sorry, Duan Sha doesn't like keeping pets.
Bai Weiyu turned his face away in pain, and said word by word, "Fuck you!"
On a foggy Sunday morning, Xiaoqi, who was hugging her feet, just woke up, with sleepy eyes, and staggered down the steps. Her parents urged her from behind: "Hurry up, I have to take a picture of the exam admission card in the morning, so don't be late! Where are your quail eggs?" "
Le Zhengqi yawned again and again: "Egg? Hey, where did I lose it?"
"How old do you have to be to be so forgetful?" Wei Nanhe punched him on the head, turned around and ran back to the kitchen to look for Le Zhengqi's breakfast.
Le Zhengqi rubbed his head, looked sadly at Yang Xiaokong who was brushing his teeth: "I'm tired of studying."
Yang Xiaokong spat out white bubbles: "I've been studying for almost 20 years, and I didn't say anything, how long have you been studying?"
Lezheng pointed at his dark circles with seven fingers: "You see, I am almost tortured to the point where I am out of shape. I really regret it. I shouldn't have promised Nan He to go to school..."
Yang Xiaokong wiped the toothpaste bubbles from the corners of his mouth with a towel, leaned over and said to Le Zhengqi, "Don't be depressed, I'll take you to play after taking the photo..."
"No, Weiyu also said to take me to play, but Nanhe wouldn't let me go, he said the exam is coming soon, and we have to race against time! I really regret it, I really regret it!" Le Zhengqi sat on the stone steps, holding his head and hair Grabbing like a chicken coop, he muttered, "I'm so sorry..."
Look, a good child is about to be forced into a lunatic by the force-feeding education.
The black cat dubbed on the side very appropriately: "Meow! Aww!"
With a towel on his shoulder, Yang Xiaokong asked awkwardly: "Xiao Qi, do you have any money, please lend me some first."
Le Zhengqi raised his head, his big eyes were full of suspicion: "Borrow money from me?"
"Well, Weiyu stole all my money, but I want to go to Professor Bai this afternoon." Yang Xiaokong was so helpless!
Le Zhengqi took out a handful of change from his pocket, and took out the bill with the largest face value, five yuan, "I can buy two cans of paste, one for each of you."
Yang Xiaokong was speechless: "Xiaoqi, stop joking."
"I'm very serious!" Le Zhengqi's eyes blurred: "Nowadays, there are very few pastes made of rice milk sold on the street, only the transparent glue, which is unpalatable, and the solid glue is also unpalatable... ..." He picked out two more coins and stuffed them into Yang Xiaokong's hand, "If you see any delicious paste, please help me buy a can."
Yang Xiaokong took the five yuan note and stood up: "Thank you."
Le Zhengqi hugged his leg and cried bitterly: "Today is Children's Day, can you buy me a can of paste?"
Yang Xiaokong wanted to leave, "No."
"Please!" Le Zhengqi held the two coins reluctantly, and wagged his tail obsequiously: "Brother Xiaokong, there is an art supply store opposite my school. There is no paste for mounting..."
"Tell me." Yang Xiaokong bent down and looked at him with a pleasant face: "How much paste did you eat during the time you were in school?"
"Uh……"
Wei Nanhe came out with a bag of quail eggs, Yang Xiaokong walked over in three steps and two steps, "Senior Brother Wei, I have something to tell you, Xiao Qi often eats it outside..."
"Yang Xiaokong, how dare you say it!" Le Zhengqi grabbed Yang Xiaokong in a violent manner.
A vein twitched on Wei Nanhe's forehead: "Is it paste?"
Lezheng Qiyi trembled: "No!"
Yang Xiaokong said, "Yes! Brother Wei, he often goes to the art supply store opposite the school to buy paste."
Wei Nanhe took a deep breath to subdue his anger, and pinched Le Zhengqi's neck, "You dog can't change eating shit! Go take pictures first, and beat you when you come back."
Le Zhengqi stared at Yang Xiaokong with tears and resentment in his eyes: "I want to tell Weiyu to beat you..."
Duan He just came back from class, his white shirt was wet with sweat, he loosened his tie, and said angrily, "I am willing, can you care?"
Xia Wei gritted his teeth: "I am not your personal item!"
Duan He calmly took out the handcuffs from the drawer, "One, follow me; two, I will handcuff you at home for a month, and ask my brother to bring you food every day, you choose yourself."
Xia Wei howled: "I choose three!"
Duan He leaned on the chair and turned on the air conditioner, and said leisurely, "No three."
"Yes! I stay here, and I can still find a job," Xia Wei entangled Duanhe like a slug, and sat on his lap shyly: "Ananda, I will be obedient and not go anywhere."
Duan He shook off the slug, went to the bed and lifted the sheet, took out a stack of thin hand-drawn maps, and waved them in front of Xia Wei: "Aren't you going anywhere?"
Xia Wei nervously went to get the stack of maps: "Honey, give it to me!"
Duan He opened the hand-drawn map with a lot of small signs and annotations, looked at it and praised: "You are really a genius, this map is simple and easy to understand, and the design of Exploding Mountain is also ingenious. If you are not stupid, I probably can't match your gunpowder. expert."
Xia Wei scratched his head, glued it to Duan He's back: "Honey, are you hungry? The servant went to the supermarket early in the morning to buy vegetables and made a lot of delicious food. You, you..."
While talking, a small pink piece of paper fell out of the map manuscript and landed at Duan He's feet. Xia Wei rushed forward to hold the piece of paper, and Duan He calmly stepped on the back of his hand, " Hand it in."
Xia Wei raised his head and forced a smile, "Ana, there are fried shrimps for lunch today!"
Duan He bent down to pick up the train ticket, glanced at it, and sneered: "I just told you the day before yesterday that I would go to Xi'an on the 29th, and you bought the ticket for No. 30 to Jiujiang yesterday, so good."
Xia Wei was furious: "Who? Who framed me?"
Duan He looked coldly: "You mean me?"
"Of course it's not His Highness my wife!" Xia Wei thought about it seriously, "It should be the person who came to fix the air conditioner yesterday."
Duan He said calmly, "Xia Wei, let me tell you, if you dare to go, we will be finished."
Xia Wei muttered: "Do you think my life as a bad boy is easy? Even buying a bottle of mineral water has to ask you for money..."
"Didn't I let you prepare for the civil service exam?" Duan He tore up the train ticket, "If you don't want to live with me, just go!"
Seeing that the ticket was torn, Xia Wei couldn't help feeling angry, and pushed hard: "I've tolerated you for a long time, don't be too arrogant! I can do whatever I want, no one has ever cared about me before!"
Duan He took half a step back, and then knocked Xia Wei to the ground with a punch, "Nobody cared before, now I'll take care of it!"
"Fuck!" Xia Wei was so angry that his eyes were dim, he got up and grabbed Duan He, swung his fist in the air, and stopped abruptly.
Duan He stiffened his neck: "You have the guts to fight!"
I can't fight, now it's different from the past, this girl is now my mother-in-law, who amuses me during the day and satisfies my cravings at night, hugs and gnaws whenever I want, hurting him, not to mention hurting my feelings, I still feel distressed, Xia Wei resents He deftly turned his fist into a slap, patted Duan He on the face lightly, and spat: "I don't understand! I'm a boy who relies on his face for food. Can you afford to slap my handsome face?"
Duan He grabbed his wrist and dragged him to him, hugged his face and kissed him. Between lips and tongue, Xia Wei's hand penetrated into Duan He's shirt and moved down from the back waist. Duan He frowned, Pressing his hand: "What do you want to do in broad daylight?"
Xia Wei licked his lips: "Fuck you."
Duan He slapped his face away, "Go away! I haven't settled your affairs with you yet!"
"I'll listen to you, I won't go, I'll follow you." Xia Wei pinched Duan He's waist shamelessly, "Anna replied, she wants it!"
With a smile on Duan He's face, he broke off the wolf's claws and turned around to leave, "You want it if you want it? I have class in the afternoon, don't mess around!"
Xia Wei hugged him from behind and pressed him firmly onto the bed, exuding the air of a tyrant: "I want it if I want it, you have to if you don't want it!"
"If you want to fight, just let the horse come over!" Duan He swung his arm back half a circle, and hit Xia Wei's face with his elbow, knocking him from the bed to the bottom of the bed, only to hear Xia Wei screaming again and again, Duan He turned over Sitting up, he took the time to straighten his clothes, and sighed with self-blame: "It's all my fault for pampering you!"
Xia Wei covered his face and curled up in a ball at the corner of the bed, twisting and moaning, "You were the first to marry someone..."
"I just kissed and didn't approve anything else." Duan He kicked him, "Count to three, get up! One, two..."
After the ending of the word "two", Xia Wei grabbed Duan He's calf, his face stuck to his leg and crawled up like an earthworm, "I want, I want, apply for approval now!"
Duan He was so disgusted that he shook his legs as if he had stepped on shit, "You must apply first!"
Xia Wei climbed onto Duan He's lap, burrowed into the opponent's crotch, bit Duan He's lifeline through his trousers, and said vaguely: "Little dick, I'm here to apply with you!"
Duan He was shocked, grabbed his head and pulled it out: "I beg you not to be so disgusting, let go! Your pants are all dirty..."
Xia Wei really let go, raised his head suddenly, his right eye was bruised, and looked at Duan He pitifully: "Show me, what's wrong with my eye? It hurts..."
Duan He wiped off his cold sweat, and stepped back to protect his lifeline that had just escaped from the wolf's mouth, nonsense: "It's nothing, you're fine!"
Xia Wei rubbed his eyes, "You really don't want to fuck with me?"
"I have class in the afternoon!"
Xia Wei looked at the time, "There are still two hours, and brother, you really have confidence in me, in fact, I can't be hard for two hours."
"Don't talk to me! You fall asleep after you're done, and I have to go to class. Whoever plays with you is an idiot!" Duan He wiped the drool on his crotch with a few pieces of tissue paper, with disgust on his face, "Besides, two Hours? Not as long as me."
Xia Wei looked at him sadly: "You seriously hurt my self-esteem."
"Oh? You have self-esteem?" Duan He raised his chin at the dining table in disdain, "Give me food, I'm starving to death!"
Xia Wei straightened up, climbed out of bed and picked up the scattered hand-drawn maps.
Duan He looked serious, "Are you really going?"
Xia Wei glanced at him domineeringly: "Yes, so what?"
Duan He laughed back angrily: "Are you rebelling?"
Xia Wei sat on the edge of the bed, lowered his head and folded the map, and said in a low voice, "I can't bear this kind of life of being a bad face, I can't give you anything, just wait, when I make a lot of money, I will buy a gold necklace first Give it to you as a token of love."
"Are you vulgar? I would wear something like that when my head got wet?" Duan He couldn't laugh or cry: "I don't need anything, I just need you by my side, don't take that risk."
"How do you know if you don't try it? Maybe I will get rich overnight!" Xia Wei's eyes sparkled when he said this.
"I don't know your personality yet? You just rush forward, you don't care about your own life, you don't have the knowledge and the talent of Lezheng Qi! Don't go digging graves or mines, anyway, we don't need money! Duan He's eyes were slightly red: "Last time when you disappeared suddenly at the airport, I told myself that if I saw you again, I would definitely treat you as a stranger and never give you another chance! But I'm really a bitch, I I really like you, I like you very much, please don’t make me worry anymore, I can’t feel at ease when I’m with you, I’m afraid you’ll just play around and I’ll run away..."
Xia Wei was dumb for a long time, took out the lighter and burned the map, "Are you relieved now?"
Duan He said, "You can draw ten copies if you can draw one. What can I worry about?"
"I swear, from now on, everything about me will be decided by Duan He. Without Duan He's permission, I will blow myself up to death as soon as I load the gunpowder, and step on the mechanism when I rob the tomb." Xia Wei hooked Duan He's neck , saying word by word in his ear: "If you want me to follow you, you must treat me well."
Duan He hugged him sideways, with a sore nose, "Am I not good enough for you?"
Xia Wei changed the subject: "That person wants it." His eyes were watery!
Duan He suffocated, and helplessly unbuttoned his pants, "Come on, come on, make a quick decision, and serve me for dinner after work!"
Xia Wei put down the lighter, joyfully rode on Duan He, took off the other's pants, and muttered lewdly: "Baby, don't take off your clothes, I like you like this, upper body abstinence The lower body is lewd..."
"You're crazy!"
Xia Wei buttoned up the loose buttons of Duan He's shirt and straightened his tie. Then he lifted up the shirt and licked Duan He's belly, sighing: "Why isn't it sweet?"
"I'm not a watermelon, how could it be sweet?" Duan He rolled his eyes.
"It's not watermelon, it's peaches! Before you went out this morning, you still smelled of peaches, but now you only smell of sweat..." Xia Wei was so wronged!
"You like the peach flavor so much, isn't there a whole bottle of shower gel there? You can drink it, and you can spit bubbles while drinking it, how fun!" Duan He turned his head to the side weakly.
"I just like the peach smell on you!"
Duan He compromised bitterly: "Okay, okay, I'll have peaches when I take a bath."
Xia Wei hugged him, touched him up and down, breathed heavily and said, "Forget it, for a change of taste once in a while, Huamei is also good."
Duan He burst into tears: Please spare me, you pervert!
It is easy to get sleepy at noon in early summer, especially after strenuous exercise, and the eyelids are filled with sleepiness. Duan He's neatly dressed white shirt is soaked in sweat and crumpled from rubbing, so he can't wear this shirt in the afternoon Clothes went to class, he tried his best to open his eyelids to check the time, there was still half an hour to go to class, he really didn't want to move.
"Then skip class." Xia Wei lay on Duan He's body, resting his chin on his shoulder for a nap, before withdrawing the murder weapon triumphantly, "He brother, I'm sleepy, sleep with me again."
When a student is absent from class, it is just to put the pigeons of the teacher alone, but it is different when the teacher is absent. The teacher's absenteeism is to release the pigeons of more than 100 people!Duan He buried his face in the pillow weakly: "I don't want to kill you!"
Xia Wei stuck to his shoulder and kissed a few times: "Little fairy, I don't want to live anymore, I want to die on you."
Duan He turned over and pulled Xia Wei off his back, "I'll sleep, you don't sleep, call me in 10 minutes."
"15 minutes."
"Don't waste my time!"
"Obey, obey!" Xia Wei pressed a kiss on his forehead, squinted his eyes to appreciate it, and said to himself: "Why are you so nice to me..."
Duan He closed his eyes: "Then you don't know how to repay the favor?"
"You must have owed me in your previous life, and you will pay it back in this life." Xia Wei bit his ear: "For example, in your previous life you were a little turtle that was released by me..."
Duan He slapped him on the head: "You are the little turtle!"
Xia Wei held Duan He's hand and wrapped him in his arms, "I am a turtle, I am a turtle, and you are a little shrimp that I let go."
Duan He laughed: "Don't make noise, don't make noise..."
"Don't be noisy, I'll be your alarm clock."
"Still noisy?"
"Stop making noise."
"Tsk..."
"Hush..."
Duan He fell asleep, and Xia Wei stared at the time with his mobile phone.
After 10 minutes passed, he thought: Let him sleep for another 3 minutes.
After 3 minutes, he thought: Let him sleep for another 3 minutes.
After another 3 minutes, he thought: finally let him sleep for 3 minutes, let him take a shower and change clothes for 5 minutes, and walk to the teaching building for 5 minutes, there should be enough time...
Xia Wei fell asleep too...
Waiting for Duan He to sleep until he woke up naturally, looked at the time, and slapped Xia Wei awake with a palm that wanted to cry: "get out of class is over...you are really useless..."
Xia Wei bit the corner of the bed sheet: "Yeah, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Ancient color is a kind of glaze color. Its production method is to spray blue and white glaze on the vessel, shape it at a high temperature of [-] degrees, and then draw it with ancient color materials on the glaze surface, and then fire it at a high temperature of about [-] degrees. The methods of pastels and new colors are the same, but ancient colors are far less colorful than pastels and new colors. Generally, there are only a few colors, so they are also called five colors. After firing, the color contrast is strong, and there is a feeling of returning to nature.
Du Youshan asked Wei Nanhe's workshop to make a set of tea sets, painted with characters, one pot with six cups, which is elegant and high-end as a gift. Whether it is a handicraft or a work of art, under normal circumstances, the price of characters is higher than that of flowers, birds or scenery , but Wei Nanhe didn't like this kind of small business, and said perfunctorily, "Two thousand, decals."
"Hey, two thousand more for decals? Don't be too cruel!" Du Youshan frowned straightly: "How do you give away the decals? I want to decorate with unique hand-painted ancient colors."
"Trouble," Wei Nanhe shook his hand, "I haven't made those Ming blue and white porcelains yet, who has time to make a set of handicrafts for you? You want a unique design, do you think I'm idle?"
Du Youshan crossed his legs and gave Wu Jia a wink, Wu Jia said: "Professor Wei, you can wait for a while for Ming blue and white porcelain, this set is more urgent, no matter how exquisite the handicraft is, it is not hard to find, what is hard to find is the charm of things, If other workshops can make it, Boss Du won’t bother you, so you can rest assured about the price.”
These flattering words lowered their posture, and their sincere tone was sincere and euphemistic. Of course, Du Youshan was not willing to say it to Wei Nanhe himself, and Wu Jia's mouth not only achieved his goal, but also saved himself face. Wei Nanhe glanced at it Wu Jia, with a half-smile, said: "Who are you sending it to? You are in such a hurry that you don't even care about making money?"
Du Youshan lowered his voice and said: "You know that Mr. Peng in the underworld, I don't have anything he likes in my store, he's only interested in a small antique colored cup that you imitated..."
Wei Nanhe gasped: Damn it, you must be the bastard who is gossiping and pushing the mess to me!
Du Youshan continued: "He worships his brother for his birthday. He comes from a rough background and always likes to be arty. His old man asked me to come and ask you, look..."
That Lord Peng is a well-known fierce god. Wei Nanhe has never had direct contact with him, but he has heard it for a long time. As long as he does things according to his old man's wishes, he will definitely guarantee that the underworld will sell you face. Du Youshan these few days Nian's prosperity is largely due to the fact that he is the leader of the gangster. In other words, if you offend him, you will be responsible for the words "at your own risk"!Not long ago, a certain real estate president was shot and nearly killed. Afterwards, he personally came to Peng Ye's door to apologize, and even sent a hotel to settle the dispute.
The meaning of the threat in Du Youshan's words couldn't be clearer: You, a poor professor, want to put on airs, someone who the richest man would not dare to mess with?
Wei Nanhe sneered a few times, "For Youshan's sake, I will spend some time." Xin said: For the sake of your underground parents!Two old people were kind all their lives, how did you give birth to you, a bastard with a genetic mutation?
Du Youshan gracefully touched the lighter in his hand, "Then, money..." Chih, what the hell!Do not eat a toast and eat fine wine.
"It's just a small thing. It's good if I can help Youshan out of the siege. It hurts my feelings to raise money." Wei Nanhe said it nicely, and turned his head away impatiently.
Who doesn't know that the gift suits Mr. Peng's wishes, and Du Youshan takes the credit. If it's not according to Mr. Peng's wishes, Professor Wei, you just wait to get to know that evil spirit!
Yang Xiaokong went down the mountain to learn how to drive. When he came back, he saw Du Youshan walking down the long stone steps with his toes high and high. What?"
Yang Xiaokong stopped, and said hello: "Hello, Boss Du."
"Hello, hello." Du Youshan walked over with figure-of-sight steps, "Where's Zuo Han?"
Yang Xiaokong asked and answered: "I don't know, I haven't contacted him for a week."
"A week..." Du Youshan pulled out a long ending voice, "Why don't you call and ask him what he's been up to lately?"
Yang Xiaokong said: "No, he is not free recently, he will come to me when he is free."
Du Youshan raised the corner of his mouth maliciously, "No time?"
"If you want to find him, please dial his cell phone." Yang Xiaokong looked at Du Youshan neither humble nor overbearing, his eyes were warm and dark, and there was a smile on his face.
Du Youshan sneered unabashedly, Bai Zuohan didn't have any classes recently, and all the classes arranged by the school were finished. Yesterday at a reception, he complained to him that he was too idle to grow mushrooms all over his body. You can live a non-stop overnight life.
"Xiaokong!" Bai Weiyu stood at the entrance of Zhuangbitang and yelled, "Where did you die? Mr. Cao came to see your practice work in the morning and scolded you. What do you think you made?" Then, pretending to see Du Youshan just now, he hurriedly nodded and bowed his head: "Boss Du, long time no see, how have you been?"
Du Youshan suppressed his smile, "Very well, thank you for thinking about it."
Bai Weiyu rubbed his hands, smiled all over his face, and said with a pun: "That's good, that's good, and I send my greetings to your whole family."
Yang Xiaokong moved towards Baiweiyu with a stiff smile, and warned him with his eyes: Don't talk nonsense!
Du Youshan stretched his eyelids, and changed the subject coldly: "Bai Weiyu, your art exhibition is less than a month away, so prepare well."
Bai Weiyu put his hands in his pockets, and asked casually, "What are you preparing? Boss Du, please advise."
"Each painting is accompanied by a creative experience of more than 10 words. Send it to me ten days in advance. I need to print a brochure, and then prepare an opening speech of [-] to [-] minutes. The reporters will come, so don’t stammer and you won’t be able to get on stage.” Bai Weiyu’s appearance is not offensive, but his virtue really disgusts Du Youshan. He looked at Bai Weiyu with a critical eye, “And You must wear a suit on the opening day. If you want to show your personality, wait until you become a master. I gave you such a good opportunity for the sake of Mr. Cao. If the exhibition is successful, it will be good for everyone. If the reaction is not good, don’t think that I will buy your account again in the future.”
Bai Weiyu was speechless and didn't know how to refute. Even "Tianma Meteor Relying" was stuck in his throat and he couldn't get it out.
Du Youshan turned around and walked towards his car. After walking a few steps, he added a sentence: "I advise you, don't buy suits from roadside stalls, but from famous brand stores. Don't think that others can't see the things at roadside stalls. "
The two watched Du Youshan's Cadillac go away, Yang Xiaokong poked Bai Weiyu timidly, "Weiyu, do you have money to buy a suit?"
Bai Weiyu was depressed: "No."
Yang Xiaokong took out a handful of banknotes from his pocket, "After I paid the tuition for the driving class, I still have [-] food expenses for this semester. Those who just received..."
Bai Weiyu pretended to decline, and said shyly, "How can you be so embarrassing?"
Yang Xiaokong took the money back in rolls, "I didn't say I would lend you."
Bai Weiyu snatched the money over, "I'm more polite, but you are not polite at all. How dare you borrow 800 yuan? I'm trying to make up the number."
Yang Xiaokong: "Hey, I want to spend money too."
Bai Weiyu squinted: "In the deep mountains and wild mountains, what money do you spend?"
Yang Xiaokong spoke righteously: "I want to invite Professor Bai to dinner on weekends!"
Bai Weiyu: "..."
Yang Xiaokong's eyes released twinkling little stars, with a pleading tone: "Brother!"
Bai Weiyu took out ten yuan and stuffed it into Yang Xiaokong's hand, "Junior brother, ask my sister-in-law to have a bowl of wontons, and a tea egg."
Yang Xiaokong: Woohoo, why are you like this!
Bai Weiyu and Duan Sha initially formed a weekend couple relationship, but Bai Weiyu felt that Duan Sha was too boring, and he could only spend one day with him, and he would suffocate to death after a day, but he felt that he had to go after a few days without seeing him. I met the paralyzed man, otherwise I would have been suffocated to death. As for what was suffocated to death, I don't know.
"Tell me, how much money do you have that you can lend me?" Bai Weiyu took a bite of the ramen and sucked it in, splashing the soup all over the place.
Duan Sha sat opposite him, slowly exhaled smoke rings, and let out a sound from his nose: "Huh?"
Bai Weiyu chewed on the ramen and stared wide-eyed: "Pretending to be stupid? Isn't it? My junior brother lends me [-], so it's not too much for you to lend me [-]?"
Duan Sha was really looking forward to asking Bai Weiyu, "What's the matter?"
The kid said fiercely: "It's nothing! Can I find you if I have nothing to do?"
Duan Sha thought to himself: The last time the excuse was to use the computer, the last time it was to find the key ring, the last time it was to study the structure of the triangular cabinet, this time borrowing money is very good, and finally it has some substantive meaning.
After Bai Weiyu finished eating his ramen, he played with the beef scraps at the bottom of the bowl with his chopsticks, and said with a guilty conscience, "Oh, I remembered, I still owe you money, but, but..."
Duan Sha said, "How much?"
Bai Weiyu came back to life in an instant, smiling like a flower: "Four or five thousand."
"This is my card." Duan Sha took out a card and put it on the table, "I still have a few thousand yuan. Pay back the money your classmate lent you."
Bai Weiyu observed his expression carefully, not too embarrassed to take it.
Duan Sha threw the cigarette into the ashtray, lifted the lid of the takeaway ramen box, picked up the chopsticks and stirred it, "Don't ask me to borrow money from you again." After speaking, seeing Bai Weiyu staring angrily, he hastily corrected: "I mean, don't borrow from me, we don't have to be so strange."
Bai Weiyu lowered his head, picked up the big bowl and drank two mouthfuls of soup in a panic.
"When is the art exhibition?" Duan Sha asked.
"Opening on June [-]." Bai Weiyu played with his chopsticks absently: "If you have time, you can go and see it."
"En." Duan Sha responded, and asked again, "What are your plans after graduation?"
"Unemployed."
"I have an idea, think about it."
"What idea?" Bai Weiyu was curious.
"Living with me."
Bai Weiyu was dumbfounded: "Hey! Are you speaking logically? What does cohabitation have to do with my job hunting?"
"Of course it matters," Duan Sha said logically, "With me supporting you, you don't have to rush to find a job."
"I'm flying in the sky, be my little boy!" Bai Weiyu laughed strangely: "You can raise me, I can't do without that Zhuangbitang, you send me the money every month, if you live together no."
"No, I want to see you every day." Duan Sha didn't change his face, "I can pick you up, or if you get your driver's license, I can lend you my car."
Bai Weiyu looked around the room with only two people meaninglessly, and after confirming that there was no third person, he was still very embarrassed: This confession is too naked!
Duan Sha went on to say, "I'm used to being noisy from you, the room is too quiet when you're not around."
Bai Weiyu dragged the chair and moved to Duan Sha's side, hugged his face and kissed him, and said with a naughty smile: "It's really troublesome for you to be so inseparable from me, okay, I'll think about it, who taught me to be sympathetic?" What about flooding?"
Duan Sha wiped off the soup on Bai Weiyu's face, and added: "Anyway, I have to see the thing I paid for." Sorry, Duan Sha doesn't like keeping pets.
Bai Weiyu turned his face away in pain, and said word by word, "Fuck you!"
On a foggy Sunday morning, Xiaoqi, who was hugging her feet, just woke up, with sleepy eyes, and staggered down the steps. Her parents urged her from behind: "Hurry up, I have to take a picture of the exam admission card in the morning, so don't be late! Where are your quail eggs?" "
Le Zhengqi yawned again and again: "Egg? Hey, where did I lose it?"
"How old do you have to be to be so forgetful?" Wei Nanhe punched him on the head, turned around and ran back to the kitchen to look for Le Zhengqi's breakfast.
Le Zhengqi rubbed his head, looked sadly at Yang Xiaokong who was brushing his teeth: "I'm tired of studying."
Yang Xiaokong spat out white bubbles: "I've been studying for almost 20 years, and I didn't say anything, how long have you been studying?"
Lezheng pointed at his dark circles with seven fingers: "You see, I am almost tortured to the point where I am out of shape. I really regret it. I shouldn't have promised Nan He to go to school..."
Yang Xiaokong wiped the toothpaste bubbles from the corners of his mouth with a towel, leaned over and said to Le Zhengqi, "Don't be depressed, I'll take you to play after taking the photo..."
"No, Weiyu also said to take me to play, but Nanhe wouldn't let me go, he said the exam is coming soon, and we have to race against time! I really regret it, I really regret it!" Le Zhengqi sat on the stone steps, holding his head and hair Grabbing like a chicken coop, he muttered, "I'm so sorry..."
Look, a good child is about to be forced into a lunatic by the force-feeding education.
The black cat dubbed on the side very appropriately: "Meow! Aww!"
With a towel on his shoulder, Yang Xiaokong asked awkwardly: "Xiao Qi, do you have any money, please lend me some first."
Le Zhengqi raised his head, his big eyes were full of suspicion: "Borrow money from me?"
"Well, Weiyu stole all my money, but I want to go to Professor Bai this afternoon." Yang Xiaokong was so helpless!
Le Zhengqi took out a handful of change from his pocket, and took out the bill with the largest face value, five yuan, "I can buy two cans of paste, one for each of you."
Yang Xiaokong was speechless: "Xiaoqi, stop joking."
"I'm very serious!" Le Zhengqi's eyes blurred: "Nowadays, there are very few pastes made of rice milk sold on the street, only the transparent glue, which is unpalatable, and the solid glue is also unpalatable... ..." He picked out two more coins and stuffed them into Yang Xiaokong's hand, "If you see any delicious paste, please help me buy a can."
Yang Xiaokong took the five yuan note and stood up: "Thank you."
Le Zhengqi hugged his leg and cried bitterly: "Today is Children's Day, can you buy me a can of paste?"
Yang Xiaokong wanted to leave, "No."
"Please!" Le Zhengqi held the two coins reluctantly, and wagged his tail obsequiously: "Brother Xiaokong, there is an art supply store opposite my school. There is no paste for mounting..."
"Tell me." Yang Xiaokong bent down and looked at him with a pleasant face: "How much paste did you eat during the time you were in school?"
"Uh……"
Wei Nanhe came out with a bag of quail eggs, Yang Xiaokong walked over in three steps and two steps, "Senior Brother Wei, I have something to tell you, Xiao Qi often eats it outside..."
"Yang Xiaokong, how dare you say it!" Le Zhengqi grabbed Yang Xiaokong in a violent manner.
A vein twitched on Wei Nanhe's forehead: "Is it paste?"
Lezheng Qiyi trembled: "No!"
Yang Xiaokong said, "Yes! Brother Wei, he often goes to the art supply store opposite the school to buy paste."
Wei Nanhe took a deep breath to subdue his anger, and pinched Le Zhengqi's neck, "You dog can't change eating shit! Go take pictures first, and beat you when you come back."
Le Zhengqi stared at Yang Xiaokong with tears and resentment in his eyes: "I want to tell Weiyu to beat you..."
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